My Multiverse Trip 299 299. Shrek Basic School Days.

Spanking a girl is surely a good way to their heart. Prove me wrong. However there was zero time for them to chase after romances. as the workload for them was immense. With teachers like Guy and Anko doing physical fitness. Your choices were insane amounts of regular exercises or insane amounts of running from a giant snake and fending for yourself in the deep dark woods while a partially insane women makes your life h.e.l.l. It was good survival training. The boys who tried to flirt with her where quickly invited on a 'Date'. The next morning they would come back having not rested at all covered in snake bites mud and branches and scratches from running nonstop in the woods.

They quickly learned that she was insane. Also that flirting with the busty bombsh.e.l.l of a nurse was a quick way to end up in the arena smashed into a crater on the floor.

Hormonal teenage boys man.

As for kushina she was back in the kingdom or often playing video games being a slouch.

The only one left to try to flirt with would be Ophis. However the threat of bodily destruction then death by the little girl warded that off well.

if relationships and thoughts of love were brought up her words were she was in love with me, then snacks, then the tv.... she would slowly trail off after that and quickly head in the direction of one of the three for either food, headpats, or entertainment. if you tried to trick her with one of the three you where quickly destroyed with the words 'Stranger danger' And left dying or dead in a crater. Good big sisters don't take snacks from strangers.

I didn't get taught much as my routine was way above the others however I did do self study on different types of beasts and recognizing their ages and abilities.

Weekends I would head over to the new arena and thoroughly destroy people for more free money. The Dean would tag along as well and make some bets to increase school funds.

The boys tried to sneak off to brothels only to be reminded by me about some nasty s.e.xual transmitted diseases floating around. Dai Mubai stopped being a s.l.u.t and left quickly. The others didn't believe it until it happened to them and they had to take medicine for droopy p.e.n.i.s.

Monthly health checkups where a thing. If your doing insane workouts and such you need to make sure your body is in perfect shape. Fatty slimmed down a lot with the healthy food I provided and the medicine getting rid of the impurities in his body. He still looked like a f.u.c.king idiot though.

I mean he had a flaming red Mohawk and a rat like pencil mustache. but whatever man people are free to do whatever.

The teachers got copies of medical reports so they got scolded for going out and catching diseases. pretty openly too and the girls now avoided them like the plague.

Grandmaster had finally shown up so cla.s.ses about spirit beasts and attack styles started in the mornings.

There was odd tension in the air from Flanders and Grandmaster. They had separated on bad terms due to a love triangle with grandmasters cousin. Who he was now avoiding due to thinking it was wrong but we will fix that later.

Well enough bulls.h.i.tting I guess it's time to let you guys know about my 3rd spirit ring and soon to be 4th.

Now some of you may have figured it out already. But my third ring is called 10000 needles. Comes from a lovely little monster called cactaur. This monster is a little cactus. Now he has only 3 moves. Those moves are kick where he does the obvious and kicks you. 1000 needles Which does 1000 damage unlike his bigger form which is 10000 needles for that much damage. And the final skill is where the little b.a.s.t.a.r.d just runs away.

Now some of you guys are probably thinking really Ryan of all the moves you picked one for needles. Yep. Imagine it guys 10000 needles. .h.i.tting you all stuffed with different status effects. I'm sure some of you guys have different views on this. Rejected.

Now as for my next ring it's going to come from the little creature in front of me unlike the others this is a real nasty monster.

Sitting in from of me in a gla.s.s tube is what appears to be a little worm. However that little worm is currently stuck to the side of the tube with suckers and razor sharp teeth. This is a parasitic leech a spirit one.

Now everyone knows that gra.s.s type monsters have 2 bread and b.u.t.ter moves. Those are poisons and moves that drain opponents for themselves.

The f.u.c.k kind of gra.s.s user would I be if I didn't have a drain move?

This little b.a.s.t.a.r.d give the best of all drains, I can drain everything from life force to spiritual energy to other kinds of energies. He was a type of experiment given different kinds of bloods and energies and it all worked out.

Now I'm going to smash him with my clear sky hammer cause the thought of anything living inside me is f.u.c.king terrifying.

*SMASH SMASH SMASH* deep breath as the ring pops up. *SMASH SMASH SMASH* just making sure.

I quickly absorb it getting my ring which I make a 10000 year ring. I also gain a new ring on my devour skill. This one let's me store different kinds of energies for later use. An unexpected gain.