My Multiverse Trip 248 248. My Grill.

I slide the combination a bit before pressing a rune on the box and a loud *pa.s.sword incorrect 2 tries remain before protection activated* cause the man to freeze.

"Wow you really scared me there I accidently entered the wrong code that means only 2 more before your sons soul is exterminated i wonder if phoenix regeneration can heal that?" I say patting the box at my side.

"You already won the rating game so tell me what you want?" he gritted out through his teeth.

I gasp in shock. "You think I want to trade off my newly finished phenix clan grill? don't you know how useful this is? I can cook anything I want or even use it to heat my bath when it gets cold. It's uses multiple in the winter as I can use it to warm my cold b.u.t.tcheeks on frosty days." I say hugging the box tightly. "Plus it has a new built in music capability check it out!!" I start running my hands along the side and you start hearing risers screams until I press another rune which makes it sound like he's screaming in autotune. "Don't like that style and prefer something more cla.s.sical don't worry there's an opera function aswell." I press the next rune and horrifying opera screams start coming from the box.

The surrounding devils are horrified yet also intrigued.

"Say it what are your demands." he grits out with bloodshot eyes.

"Ah I knew you were a man of cla.s.s but don't worry I'll sell this box at a cheap price." I say with my best salesman smile.

"I want his entire peerage, most of the phenix clan library and a gallon of pheonix tears." I smile at my generous offer.

"That's outrageous who do you think you are....." *Pa.s.sword incorrect 1 try remaining before protection activated.*

"Yeesh you scared me a bit there and I hit the b.u.t.ton again and what's this I'm frightened now by any other words than a full agreement and I want the full library with 100 million dollars.

The man's face goes even more furious than before but also started to get scared.

"I agree." he chokes out watching my hand inch closer to the pa.s.sword input b.u.t.ton.

"Perfect." I pull out a devils contract that has all the listed terms not a single one out of place. "Big brother can you please sign this contract as a witness?" I say handing it over to sirzech after I sign it for him to read.

He browses it with a funny look on his face before signing too.

I hand over the contract to the phenix clan leader with a peaceful smile. He grabs it and with a quick look angrily signs.

"Well today has been a good day I won a new wife and made 100m on my new grill such profit." I chuck the box at the phenix clan head before grabbing my engagement agreement and directing the maids to start clearing out the phenix library.

"Wait aren't you going to let him out of the box?" asks the phenix head.

"Let him out? I never agreed to that. as far as I'm concerned he can stay there for a while as I've come down with amnesia from suddenly getting rich from my grill and I don't remember the combination. But don't worry I'll be sure to try and remember in a few years." This is the last straw for the poor phenix head as I can see a blood vessel pop in his eye before he suddenly pa.s.ses out. Neat.

I raise my voice a bit. "Let this be a lesson for anyone who dares try to lay a hand on any of my people or my family your fate will be far far worse."

I start whistling a jaunty tune and head over to a blonde haired girl who has been curiously looking at me for a while. "h.e.l.lo there you must be Ravel Phenix my new fiancée. It's a pleasure to meet you." I grab her hand and place a kiss on her knuckles shocking the poor girl.

She was blushing up a storm and stuttering unintelligible words. I'm also greeted by the rest of risers team who look quite happy to be free of the douchebag. Some even have tears in their eyes and are thanking me nonstop.

Ah he must have been worse than I expected. I'll have the girls looked over in the kingdom as I only plan to put maybe one in my peerage. After some tearful hugs and more thanks I figure it's time to head on home. I'm brought a case filled with money and the books are being transported by gremory maids.

Grayfia transports us all back where I'm practically mauled by Rias who is asking millions of questions. I just tell her everything is fine and not to worry patting her head. I show her the contract for her marriage is dissolved and if anyone tries again I'll just kill them off.

After that we all make our way to my room where I remove the other girls evil pieces and toss them into the kingdom for more studying.

I explain to the girls my plan and most of them are happy to go to my kingdom and I only end up with Ravel and Yubelluna staying. Ravel wants to be my manager and handle all my information gathering and such and yubelluna will probably be my bishop as a well known explosion magician I'm sure I can put her to use.

I pa.s.s her my bishop evil piece which she happily takes. I'll have ravel get her own set of pieces and work on a group for gathering information like she wants.