My Multiverse Trip 218 218. Cultivation Eh?

After a few minutes it done and I finally have some nice veins to cultivate with. Giving my internal veins a view I quickly use the sky poison pearl to open up my profound veins. I see the slots for the evil G.o.d beads and I'm rather excited about those. I mean I could buy them in the system for a hefty price but that defeats the whole purpose of having fun while world traveling.

I can feel energies in the air I previously couldn't. It's like an all powerful energy is just flooding my body. I feel it when I breathe and it's being absorbed by my skin strengthening my muscles, bones, blood, and everything inside me. It's almost addicting.

I pop outside the realm and the ocean like energies I felt before feel like just some dry air with whisps of energy.

Cultivation realms are so nice! I pop back into the realm and start to think about building my own little meditation area. I purchase another hot spring n.o.ble phantasm as they are pretty cheap. I replace the water with water from the kingdom and realm and set it up in a perpetual waterfall style with stones under it for meditation as we can't be cultivators without proper waterfall cultivation.

I spend about a billion gp on a set of cultivation stairs for the realm. The reason theses stairs are so expensive is because each step up raises pressure, gravity, and energy. As soon as it drops down I notice all the energy in the realm swirl towards it filling it with power making it glow with a golden hue.

I walk over confidently towards the 10 giant steps and place my Hand on the first step.

It happens instantly. My hand is smashed into the step at full speed and all the bones break. it takes me quite a lot of power to tear my hand out leaving a b.l.o.o.d.y trail on the step. My hand looks kind of like a b.l.o.o.d.y pancake at the moment.

"Well that's off the table for now. Luckily I didn't just jump on it." I give the stairs a fearful look. I set up a barrier and gate with warning around the steps as avalon heals my wounded hand.

I don't think the steps are supposed to be that strong. I think the realm energy supercharged them. I look at the golden glowing steps as the blink ominously.

I fight back the urge to kick the steps and it seems almost like it's laughing at me with the stupid glowing blinks.

I'll get it back later. At least my nifty waterfall didn't let me down. now all I'm missing is the cultivation cave with the fancy jade bed for whatever uses those things give. I think it was something like focusing the mind or some c.r.a.p. Who knows with all the cultivation novels out there. There is always some stupid items like marbles of marvel or jerky of comprehension.

I'll have to buy some nice manual for cultivation. I think as I start browsing the store looking at all the stupid looking names. it's like the longer they make it sound the more powerful it's supposed to be.

[Sunfire h.e.l.lbreathing Flaming Sect Ultra Secret Cultivation Manual]

The only thing it let's me do is use flames hot enough to evenly cook food.

I keep scrolling until I find the perfect ones.

[Basic cultivation for dummies.] [Basic breathing exercises for the new cultivator] and now for the cheap price of $19.99 with $4.99 shipping and handling. [Complete cultivation guide without all the bulls.h.i.t.]

Perfect. No super ridiculous requirements or lame needs, just straight up cultivation that does everything evenly with no side effects.

I know some of the fans are practically frothing at the mouth right now searching up their favorite manuals and screaming. 'But how can you give the Mc such a plain manual what about this one from ultra G.o.dly cultivator novel #1?!?! How is he supposed to jump levels and fight stronger opponents with casual cultivation. REEEEEEE?!?!'

The answer to all these questions is. Why should I even have to do any of that? If you just stop all the problems before they even start, why do I need to jump levels when I can take my sweet a.s.s time and have myself an extra thicc foundation?

'But what about their super amazing techniques and abilities like sword ki and the almighty flaming tiger fist!?! I mean have you even seen sword saint doodlewoodle use his thousand blades of justice?!?!'

Just f.u.c.king dodge and punch them in the face.

'But he can swing his blade ten gazillion times in a second what are you going to do?!'

Punch. Him. In. The. Face.

'Reeeeeeeeeeeeee! but this is your novel you should be writing it how I want you too.'

Okay enough listening to those guys. Back to my preperation. (A/N but seriously to that little f.u.c.kboy back at chapter 30 currently blowing up my inbox about stupid s.h.i.t you want your way. p.i.s.s OFF. I'm at a decent chunk of chapters a day and your the only whiney little brat complaining. If you don't like it read something else. I accept complaints about s.p.a.cing as sometimes I tend to ramble on and forget that exists. I'm a new writer s.h.i.t happens bro. I'm giving a nice fun story with lots of chapters daily. what do you want from me? 1 chapter once every three months with decent s.p.a.cing and punctuation? Rejected. don'tmakemetypelikethisyouc.u.n.t.)

I've decided before I cultivate I'll do the cleansing of my body as I'm pretty sure that would help out. Getting all those nasty impurities out and just cultivating in this place of purity would skyrocket my cultivation speed.