My Multiverse Trip 210 210. My Apartment?!

"Shinra tensei!" *Waboom!* He blew up my apartment.

"You motherf.u.c.ker the warranty on my new appliances just ran out!" standing mid air looking down and me was the douchebag who didn't even knock. I was already surrounded by his six bodies the girls I had put away in kamui. There was a ma.s.sive crater where my apartment used to be. I was p.i.s.sed.

"nine-tails you will be coming with me." he stated in a dull tone.

"Listen here you little s.h.i.t stain. I work hard for my stuff and I can't have f.u.c.k boys like you running around blowing up my things and making demands of me. where would I put my dignity then?" I shouted at him pointing my finger at his stupid f.u.c.king face.

"So you think you can beat a G.o.d?" he asked in the same dull voice.

"G.o.d? Don't make me laugh your just a sad little boy being used to basically kill off the world and don't even know it." he raised his eyebrow at me. "What are you talking about?"

I ignore him and summon out my back up. Minato, Jiraiya, Itachi, Kisame, Zabuza, Kushina, Pakura and Kimimaro and let them have a Crack at some of the bodies. That's a dangerous lineup. He has his stupid summons everywhere and the anbu are already rushing in ready for combat.

Absolute chaos. There were all different types of jutsu flying around and chunks of summoned beasts littering the street at this point. Pakura shooting off fireb.a.l.l.s. One of the Nagato bodies was shooting out missles. Random crows from itachi were flying everywhere as he battled. Minato flashing about.

Someone had let deidara out and he wasn't even partic.i.p.ating in the combat him and Kushina where just blowing up buildings screaming "Art!!/For my baby!!"

Zabuza and Kimimaro where fighting anything they could reach didn't matter if it was summons or Nagato clones.

I was fighting against the main Nagato who uses gravity. It's annoying so i used the exact same moves against him. There's a reason I didn't split up my body like he did. That's because each body only gets 1 move.

Whipping out my trusty Chakra rods I proceeded to beat the living s.h.i.t out of him. "Like destroying people's stuff eh?!?!" I'd smash his arms or Crack him in the jaw with every word. His body was super durable.

"You shouldn't be able to use those how can you have them!" he shouted at me recognizing the rods in my hands.

"You think I'm just gunna run around showing off a rinnegan so everyone starts chasing me down trying to dissect me or something?!? we are ninja we are supposed to hide our trump cards." I shouted back using the gravity push to fire him into the ground like a nail before smashing the rods on top of his head.

At this point Minato was fighting the weaponized Nagato and tearing it apart. the Chakra absorbing one had been cut in half by kushina. The summoning one was being fought by Jiraiya along with some toads. the others where absolutely destroyed by a wall of jutsu all that was left was the one I was playing with. Who I proceeded to tear off limbs as he was getting powers back as the others died. at this point in time the village was basically in shambles.

I had clones evacuate people earlier. It was quite efficent years of training against top cla.s.s people will do that.

After that was done I raced off to meet up with the real body of nagato who was being guarded by konan.

"So your finally here. Did you come to finish me off?" he asked waving konan to the side.

"Nah I came to recruit both of you and explain how your idiots." after that I basically explained how they were tricked by obito and madara and how the rinnegan he was using wasn't even his own it was transplanted into him as a child by madara. How gathering the tailed beasts would be used to basically suck all the Chakra from the world and summon a G.o.d who was trapped in the moon.

They were shocked but believed me as I had no reason to lie. It ended up as a successful recruitment.

After that my clones got to work fixing the city. I had also helped nagato fix his damaged body which was currently in some messed up pod. I did take his rinnegan though as I didn't know if zetsu or madara had done anything to them. I did however give him sharingan in return. I also punched him in the face for destroying my apartment.

Him and konan we both scolded by jiraiya for a few hours about becoming terrorists. I told them if they pulled any more stupid s.h.i.t I'd have them replace hidan who was being used as a shuriken practice dummy in the distance.

"Motherf.u.c.ker wait til lord Jashin decends I'll skull f.u.c.k each and every one of you!" he would scream and shout profanities the entire time just driving the ninja to try to kill him faster. Such a good training tool. anytime he would get too damaged we would have the medics fix him up for practice. He had become on of my favorite punching bags to release stress.

Soon enough it was time to head off to the kage summit.