My Multiverse Trip 154 154. Onto Dorne

After spending a few days with the tyrells he had gotten help from olenna with regards to starting on selling different kinds of drinks from his vault in the previous world he had bought huge quant.i.ties of things like rum, vodka and flavored vodka different kinds of wines and beers and ales from all sorts of liquor shops enough in quant.i.ty that even if he sold them all nonstop the gate could refill them almost instantly. this would be nothing but pure profit and who else to ask than the queen of schemes herself? he would be selling rums from here wines from dorne after talks Fireball, firewhiskey and things to warm you up in the north. after talks with Ned Stark. that place was basically screwed there were so little crops it was ridiculous he had to fully rely on food from the vale and moat caitlin for that which means if he ever lost that supply route he was f.u.c.ked what good is a fortress when you have no food?

And the Freys held the only bridge basically they could just charge whatever tolls they wanted or just ban people from crossing those people were basically rich but kept it under wraps. as for the lannisters who practically s.h.i.t gold their gold mine was dry if what I remember from the books was right or it would soon be dry. The funny part of all this is that Tywin lannister didn't even know about the incest between his son and daughter which was basically a plot to overthrow the kingdom. but honestly I don't know how the man would react to knowing this he did love the sound of his own named and tried hard to make himself look good. anyway rambling again. mostly what he wanted to do in the north was introduce greenhouses and some better crops. that place was barren of people almost but it was a ma.s.sive land just filled with s.p.a.ce. the only problems he would probably have would be the boltons he didn't like them at all. their thought of fun was basically peeling the skin off people flaying them alive and the b.a.s.t.a.r.d son was even more insane. he simple loved to cut people up and feed them to themselves or to the dogs. those guys needed to go. he would have jaqen take care of it. The father murdered by the son sounds good.

I forgot to mention I had taken the mountains soul for my personal purgatory and he was experiences millions of years of different punishments. some of my favorites included being submerged up to his neck in cool glistening water and having an unquenchable thirst but never being able to drink it. or the table of some of the most delicious and best smelling things he's ever seen but they turn to ash in his mouth never to be full and always starving. and then there's the cla.s.sic simple burning for thousands of years and never able to adjust to the pain I've felt that one before. nasty. there will be some people joining him there I'm not a fan of people who kill babies.

Now onto the boat ride to dorne it would take a bit longer but that didn't bother me I was leveling up quite a lot absorbing odd seamonsters and plants in my portal. maergery would sneak off to see me with the other girls from time to time for some affection. Leah was the most affectionate at this point that imprinting did a number on her and she would practically go into heat anytime she was around me of course you guys know what my little wolf girls favorite style is.... it's any style she's always h.o.r.n.y.

Now back to our seafaring adventure. maergery had taken to sewing my crest onto everything she says a proper knight must show his colors. she was a dedicated little wife her and Ca.s.sie got along rather well. speaking of Ca.s.sie she got her first time as well and loved it right there in the throne room and she made Bella watch such a naughty one. enough teasing you guys for now. let's talk about dorne.

[Dorne]

Dorne is one of the nine const.i.tuent regions of the Seven Kingdoms. It is the southernmost part of the continent of Westeros, located thousands of miles from Winterfell and the North, and has a harsh desert climate. The Dornishmen are ethnically distinct from the rest of the Seven Kingdoms, being largely descended from Rhoynar refugees who intermarried with the local population of Andals and First Men roughly a thousand years ago. As a result, they have very different customs and traditions compared to the other regions of Westeros.

Dorne was a sovereign kingdom before the invasion of Aegon the Conqueror, and weathered his attack to remain one afterwards, the only one of the Seven Kingdoms to retain its independence. It joined the Seven Kingdoms through peaceful marriage alliance nearly two centuries later, only one century before Robert's Rebellion. As a result of joining through marriage and not conquest, Dorne was allowed to keep many of its local customs and laws, such as equal inheritance laws for male and female heirs. Due to these different ethnic, legal, and political factors, the Dornishmen are very independently minded, with a stronger sense of "national ident.i.ty" than many of the other Seven Kingdoms.

Dorne is ruled from the castle of Sunspear. b.a.s.t.a.r.ds born in Dorne are given the surname Sand. Things from Dorne are known as "Dornish," while the people of Dorne are properly known as the "Dornishmen," though its people are sometimes simply referred to as "the Dornish."