From Past To Present, I Still Love You 138 That Perverted Little Devil

When Yoona was young, all she did was study. She did not talk to anyone else and had no time for friends anyways due to her household situation. Because of this, she was not exposed to this kinds of topics. Yet Ji-ho was talking about it as if he was talking about how his day had been.

What are they teaching in school these days?!?

Ji-ho gave her a blank face. Why was Yoona acting as if she lived in a different generation? She was still a university student after all! Not that much older than him.

"By the time you hit fourteen, you know everything you need to about the adult world. We aren't children," he explained.

"In my eyes you are!" She cried before shuddering. "You know what? Just thinking about the corruption in the world makes me never want to have children."

Ji-ho widened his eyes and grabbed her hand. That was the opposite reaction he wanted! "Wait! I lied."

He fluttered his eyelashes and placed his hands against his cheeks. His words came out as a babble, trying to take back his words as best as possible. "I'm so innocent. How do you make babies again? Does a bird drop it off in front of your house? I have no idea!"

She grabbed his face and pushed it back, out of her vision. "Okay. You can stop now. I get it."

From what she could see, he really was adamant on this 'uncle' idea. She couldn't understand why. After all, it wasn't as if Ji-ho would gain anything from it. Plus, she was in her early twenties, there was no reason for her to have a child yet. Ji-ho was being delusional.

"Good! Now that you get my point, Yoona, right now is a crucial moment. You may think that my presence in the house will disturb you but do not worry. While you guys are having fun, I'll slip away! And then come back of course."

Yoona pretended to agree, looking at him strangely. She just decided to go along with the flow because she knew she wouldn't be able to change the boy's mind. "Yeah okay… Why do you want to be an uncle again?"

He let out a sneaky smile. "So that you guys can't forget about me. And, if I help orchestrate everything, there's a very good chance that the child will be named Ji-ho."

Ah. That made somewhat sense. Ji-ho was preparing for his death by leaving his mark on their lives. Of course, he had already made a large impact for her, helping her take down the Moon family, but she guessed that he wanted more than that.

"You know… I can name it Ji-ho regardless in the future," she said. Then she let out a cough. "If I get married to him in the future."

They had just started dating, it was odd to think about marriage or the future anytime soon.

"You guys better! Or else my hard work would've amount to nothing…" He said before shaking his head. "Actually no. I shall not wait. We have to make our move now!"

He raised his index finger in the air. "We need to make use of Minhyun's current horniness!"

Yoona choked on her own spit, trying to comprehend everything that was going on. She never expected to hear those words come out of that white-haired boy's mouth. Oh G.o.d. She was about to die. She was absolutely embarra.s.sed, her cheeks flaming, not for herself but for her boyfriend. Poor Minhyun. She couldn't imagine his response if he heard what Ji-ho had said, it was G.o.d's blessing for Ji-ho that Minhyun was not in the room.

"Y-you little perverted s.h.i.t!"

She tried to grab him afterwards but Ji-ho, seeing how the conversation was playing out, instantly jumped up and ran away. He stuck out his tongue. "You have to admit! That guy has been probably deprived for years! I'm surprised he kept it in for long? After all, does he even have time to m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e with that schedule of his?"

The horrors. Yoona wanted to die. She tried to get rid of any imagery in her head, reciting prayers instead.

The second hand embarra.s.sment. Dear lord. What was going on in that messed up head of his? Maybe all the medicine was making Ji-ho crazy because clearly, this was not normal talk. Who the h.e.l.l thinks these types of thoughts?

Was Ji-ho okay?

Yoona covered her red cheeks with her hair. Or… Was trying to anyways. "Okay. We are going to end the conversation now."

"Embarra.s.sed huh?" Ji-ho said with an evil smile. "Why? Was that too much for you? I thought you were the adult."

"I-I," she stuttered. Was it that obvious? She tried to cover her face further with her hands.

"Why? It's not like…." Then the joking expressions on his face drop when he came to a realization. The way Yoona was acting was somewhat odd. Her reaction was far to innocent for his liking. "You couldn't happen to be… A virgin?"

Then she let out a sigh. "So what? It's none of your business anyways. Don't bring this up ever."

During her relationship with Jaemin, there was many times that he tried to push for her to do the deed, especially when they went on vacation. It wasn't as if she was particularly interested in keeping her virginity but… She just didn't feel comfortable losing it. Everytime she would make out with him and get closer and closer, she would back away saying it was not the right time. Something was never right.

Jaemin was reluctant but obeyed her words. That was at least one good thing about it.

"Well, I guess that's a good thing when we think about it. At least, you didn't lose it to that b.a.s.t.a.r.d," Ji-ho muttered. He shuddered just thinking about Jaemin's bloodthirsty eyes while he held up the gun against Yoona's head.

She nodded. "Thankfully."

When she really thought about it, she had never really been in love with Jaemin. She believed that that was what ultimately what drove her away from having s.e.x with him. He was just the first guy she had feelings for or any remote attraction to. Plus, when she made out with him, it was nothing compared to Minhyun. Interestingly, her love for Minhyun was greater than her's for Jaemin, even though she only knew Mini for a month compared to two years with Jaemin. It was crazy.

In the end, it was the heart, not the amount of time spent. Perhaps that was what really mattered. She was glad that she saved herself till now. Good instincts.

Ji-ho grabbed his hair in frustration. It was good and all, but that destroyed his perfect scheme. "That makes my job a lot harder! What am I going to do."

She rolled her eyes. "You need to calm down. Don't do anything okay? I promise that I will name my son or daughter after you."

"But-"

"Ji-ho," she said sternly.

He pouted and crossed his arms. "Fine."

Did he really decide to give up? For now, Ji-ho was going to agree with Yoona for the sake of getting her to calm down. After all, his words had gotten her too riled up. However, he wasn't the type to give up so fast. When he set on something, he was going to make sure to make it work.