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"'Why, this hoss works a mile in forty yesterday,' says Peewee. 'I'm goin' to cop with him next week.'
"'Your work's coa.r.s.e,' I says. 'The only way that dog goes a mile in forty is in the baggage coach ahead. I'm in a hurry! Here's a hundred fur the pup. Don't break a leg gettin' him out of the stall.'
"I don't stop to answer Peewee's questions, but leads the hoss back to the fat guy.
"'Here's Salvini,' I says. 'He cost you a hundred.'
"'S. R. O. for you,' says he, 'n' slips me the hundred. 'Now, take him and Edwin Booth to the livery-stable round the corner from the Alhambra Theater. Come to the Gilsey House at six o'clock and ask for me. My name is Banks.'
"'There's cla.s.s to that name,' I says. 'It sure sounds good to me.'
"'Keep on your toes like you've done so far and it'll be as good as it sounds,' says he.
"That evenin' Banks tells me the dogs he's bought is fur a show called _A Blue Gra.s.s Belle_. A dame is to ride one of 'em in the show, 'n'
I'm to ride the other.
"'I've arranged to have the apparatus set up back of the livery-stable,' says Banks, 'so you can rehea.r.s.e the horses for their act. When they know their parts I'll bring Pixley around and you can work the act together. She was a rube before she hit the big town and she says she can ride.'
"Say, this dingus fur the hosses to run on is there like a duck. The guy that thinks it up has a grand bean! You leads a hoss on to it 'n'
when it's ready you gives him the word. He starts to walk off, nothin'
doin', he ain't goin' nowhere. You fans him with the bat. 'I'll be on my way,' he says. But he ain't got a chance--the faster he romps the faster the dingus rolls out from under him. He can run a forty shot, 'n' he don't go no further 'n I can throw a piano!
"After I've worked both dogs on the dingus fur a week or so, I tells Banks they know the game--'n' believe me, they did! Why, them ole hounds got so they begins to prance when they see the machine. They'd lay down 'n' ramble till they dropped if I lets 'em. They liked it fine!
"'I'll send Pixley around to-morrow,' says Banks. 'I want you to teach her the jockey's crouch when she's on her horse.'
"Next mawnin' I'm oilin' up the dingus when a chicken pokes her little head out the back door of the livery-stable.
"'h.e.l.lo, kid,' she says to me.
"'h.e.l.lo, girlie,' I says back.
"'_Miss Pixley_, if you _please_,' she says.
"'All right,' I says. ''N' while we're at it Mr. Jones'll suit me.'
"'Fade away,' she says, 'n' I see she's got a couple of dimples. 'Mr.
Jones don't suit you.'
"'Make it Blister, then,' I says.
"'You're on,' she says. 'And you can stick to girlie.'
"Say, she was a great little dame; she makes a hit with me the first dash out of the box. When it comes to ridin' she's game as a wasp.
She has on a long coat, 'n' I don't see what's underneath.
"'Banks tells me you ride like a jock in the show,' I says. 'You can't cut the mustard with that rig on.'
"'Sure not, Simple Simon!' she says. 'Do you think this grows on me?'
She sheds the coat, 'n' I see she's got on leggins 'n' a pair of puffy pants.
"I throws her on to Salvini 'n' he begins to prance around, me holdin'
him by the head.
"'Whoa, you big b.u.m!' I says to him.
"'Quit knocking my horse,' she says. 'Let go of him and see if I care.'
"I turns him loose 'n' she lets him jump a few times 'n' then rides him on to the machine. I see she knows her business so I stands beside her 'n' makes her sit him like she ought. It don't take her no time to get wise. Pretty soon she's clear over with a hand on each side of his withers, 'n' him goin' like a stake hoss.
"'That's the dope!' I hollers. I has to yell 'cause the ole hound is makin' a fierce racket on the machine.
"'I feel like a monkey on a stick,' she hollers back, but she don't look like one. Her hair's shook loose, her eyes is shinin', 'n' them dimples of her's is the life of the party.
"'So long, professor,' she says to me when she's goin'. 'Much obliged for the lesson. Our act will be a scream.'
"Not long after that they moves the dingus over to the theater, 'n'
Banks tells me to bring the hosses over at three o'clock the next day.
I'm there to the minute, but n.o.body shows up 'n' I stands out in front with the dogs fur what seems like a week. All of a sudden a tall pale guy, who ain't got no coat on, comes bustin' out of the entrance.
"'Where in h.e.l.l and d.a.m.nation have you been with these skates?' he says. His hair is stickin' up on end 'n' he's got a wild look in his eye.
"'Batty as a barn,' I says to myself, 'n' gets behind Edwin Booth.
"'Speak up!' says the pale guy. 'Before I do murder!' I looks up 'n'
down the street--not a cop in sight.
"'I'm a gone fawn skin,' I says to myself, but I thinks I'll try to soothe him till help comes.
"'That's all right, pal, that's all right,' I says to him. 'These pretty hosses are in a show. Did you ever see a show? I seen a show once that--'
"'My poor boy,' he says, breakin' in. 'I didn't know! What got into Banks?' he says, sort-a to hisself. 'Try and remember,' he says to me, 'weren't you told to bring these pretty horses here at three o'clock?'
"That puts me jerry, 'n' I sure am sore when I thinks how he gets my goat.
"'Why, you big stiff!' I says. 'Ain't I been standin' here with these plugs fur a week? If you wants 'em, why don't you come 'n' tell me to lead 'em in? Do you think I'm a mind-reader?'
"His voice gets wild again.
"'Lead 'em in where?' he says. 'Through the lobby? Do you want to buy 'em tickets at the box-office? Will you have orchestra chairs for 'em or will front-row balcony do? Now beat it up that alley to the stage entrance, you doddering idiot!' he says. 'You've held up this rehearsal two hours!'
"Say, I've made some fierce breaks in my time, but that was the limit.
It goes to show what a sucker anybody is at a new game. But at that, a child would have knowed those dogs didn't go in the front way.
"When I gets on to the stage with the hosses, there's guys 'n' dames standin' around all over it. The chicken comes 'n' shakes my mitt.
"'Say, kid,' she says, 'you'll hit the street for this sure. Where _have_ you been?'
"Before I can tell her, here comes the pale guy down the aisle.