Irium 7 Belief

The first-villain-guy-that-is-meant-only-to-get-his-teeth-knocked-out-in-the-most-pathetic-manner-ever laughs like a crazed psycho.

I never realized that Danny was so desperate about getting a girlfriend that doesn't betray him. But now I know that. And well, that changes things.

"Danny, watch!" I point at him so he knows something important is about to happen and keep looking intently.

And as I have accomplished getting his attention, I move on to the next stage. I move a step closer to Roswaisa, which puts me close enough to hold her, and so I do.

"W-what!?" She gasps in surprise but I don't give her any chance to do anything as I put my right hand on her back moving her upper body closer to the point her C-sized b.o.o.bs press on me and then I put my left hand in her hair so I can move her head closer. What follows after that, if you haven't already understood, I pity you for it.

Yes, I kiss her. And soon after, she starts kissing back.

"…" Danny watches in silence as I, feeling like it's enough, stops and moves a step back.

"That felt good." I give a very honest remark to which, Roswaisa gives a "W-what! No, it didn't. What were you even trying to do, b-baka!?" Seriously? When did you become a tsundere?

"…" Danny just keeps watching in silence, staring in disbelief at what happened in front of him.

"Why's he so shocked?" she says with a disgusted voice as if asking, "Does he have some kiss-fetish or something?"

Regardless of the argument that that can't even be called a fetish, the answer is yes and no.

"He has this stupid belief that the first kiss seals the deal and no one ever breaks-up after that. So, he now realizes that there's no chance for you to become his girlfriend since he thinks you're mine." I explain in a plain voice trying to withhold myself from becoming a pervy Koyomi Araragi from Monogatari Series and start giving details about his 'kiss-fetish.'

"Ah, I see! That's something, isn't it?" she smirks trying her best to not become a Tsubasa Hanekawa from Monogatari Series and start 'logically' (add 'weirdly' too) destroying him.

"Anyway, he now has lost all interest in you and will not complain to your superiors about anything." I say plainly, "So now you owe me one."

"Eh?" the Angel jumps up in surprise.

"And you can replay me by leaving." I say as bow with my right hand raised towards the gate to signal her exiting.

"T-That's mean!" She puffs up her cheeks and complains.

"There's nothing mean about it. This is completely a fair exchange." I tell her and finally, she sighs.

"Hah!" this time it doesn't look like she'll go into Aqua mode, or any other mode for that matter. "I guess that's so."

She then turns to me and bows while holding her hands in front, quite fitting for a messenger of G.o.ds as far as manners go.

"I guess," she says as she looks down in disappointment, "I'll have to leave after all."

"Yes." I reply plainly.

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Today is Tuesday. This is the day of the week in which I get a lecture for breaking some women's heart by the ever-annoying Woman's Heart Group.

"IRIUM!" that is the yell that always begins everything, the yell of the student council president (a pretty useless one) who also happens to be the chairman (or chairwoman) of Woman's Heart Group. At this point, I can even predict what this girl would say next. In an astonished and high-pitched voice,

Irium, what am I hearing?

"Irium, what am I hearing?"

How can this possibly happen?

"How can this possibly happen?"

This is such important news that I only just got.

"This is such important news that I only just got."

You once again broke a woman's heart. Shame on you, kid!

"Congratulations!"

Wait! What!?

"Congratulations on getting a girlfriend." She says with a smile, the first time I have seen her smiling probably.

"What are you talking about, president?" I ask confused as to what's going on when,

"Don't try to hide it from me, you rascal." she pats my shoulder and says, "I heard you got a girlfriend, and she's very beautiful too. Red hair, white skin, a great figure and everything else that any boy would want, sounds like you hit the jackpot!"

"What are you …?"

Oh, so that's it.

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"Shinji! I mean, Danny!" I yell from the bottom of the stairs for the man at the top of the stairs to listen.

"Hey Irium, how's it going buddy?" he says with an innocent smile.

What? What is going on here? Don't creep me out, you a.s.shole. You can't possibly turn from being Shinji from Fate to Sonohara from Clannad. That's just absolutely absurd.

"Buddy? What the h.e.l.l is wrong with you?"

"Nothing, we have always been friends." He says innocently while coming down the stairs.

"We most certainly have not." I say cautiously while trying to get away.

"Of course we have." He insists though that we have been friends. "Just because we used to fight doesn't mean we weren't friends. I was just a bit salty towards you because you were stealing all my girlfriends before I can seal the deal with any of them."

"Oh yeah? And what makes you think that's going to stop?"

I mean, it's not like I want to steal your girlfriends. They are automatically attracted to me, and it's not like I have gotten any uglier in the past day.

"Of course it would stop. Now they are going to see that you have a girlfriend of your own and will stop chasing after you."

What if I allow polygamy? No actually, forget that!

"And that's the thing Shinji-that-is-no-longer-Shinji, how the h.e.l.l does Roswaisa become my girlfriend?" I ask in an angry voice, a bit of which was genuine and a bit forced.

"Well, you kissed."

"That doesn't make her my girlfriend. Grow out of your stupid beliefs." I extenuate my words but to no avail.

"Of course not. I gave up on that stupid belief a long time ago."

"Long time ago? As in, when exactly?"

"Today morning."

"Oh!"

"Now, I was saying,"

He has more to say?

"After all that happened yesterday, I got a message from that Supreme Angel I told you I had a connection with and he told me that's there's a rule that if an Angel less than 100 years old kisses or gets kissed by a human, they have to become future spouses."

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"Everything alright? Irium? Irium? Irium! Wait, why are you falling down? Don't black out! Hey!"

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