An Arsonist's Guide To Writers' Homes In New England Part 14

"You should never have come back," he said. Detective Wilson said other things after that, but once again I wasn't listening to them. I was thinking about what he'd just said You should never have come back You should never have come back and how Deirdre had said the very same thing earlier that day. As every detective knows, the rhetoric of crime and the rhetoric of crime solving are the very same, and if Detective Wilson were trying to solve the crimes, did that mean that Deirdre had committed one of them? Had she been the one who'd burned the Edward Bellamy House, or tried to, or the Mark Twain House, or tried to, or both? Was she the other woman my father told me I should be looking for? Was she the other woman, twice over? Suddenly I had a hunch and how Deirdre had said the very same thing earlier that day. As every detective knows, the rhetoric of crime and the rhetoric of crime solving are the very same, and if Detective Wilson were trying to solve the crimes, did that mean that Deirdre had committed one of them? Had she been the one who'd burned the Edward Bellamy House, or tried to, or the Mark Twain House, or tried to, or both? Was she the other woman my father told me I should be looking for? Was she the other woman, twice over? Suddenly I had a hunch hunch hunch, I discovered, being exactly the wrong word, because once I'd had the hunch, I suddenly found myself sitting ramrod straight, with perfect military bearing, not hunched at all.

"What?" Detective Wilson said. "Why are you sitting like that?"

"Don't worry about it," I said. "Is there anything else you need to say to me?"

"It would be better if you'd just confess right now, Sam," he said, consumed by a sigh that came from somewhere deep within him and drifted out his nostrils. "It just would be much, much better."

"For whom?" I asked.

"For everyone, everyone," he said, raising his voice now, raising your voice being the thing you do when you don't know what else to do with it. "Just tell the truth."

"It will make you feel better, dude," I said.

"What?"

"Nothing," I said. I was remembering, of course, the bond a.n.a.lysts and their theories about the memoirs they'd never written and how the one they had had written hadn't made them feel better and wasn't their truth at all, or my father's, either, and how maybe the search for the truth was as pointless as looking for it to make you feel better. "I have to shower," I told him. "Are we about done?" written hadn't made them feel better and wasn't their truth at all, or my father's, either, and how maybe the search for the truth was as pointless as looking for it to make you feel better. "I have to shower," I told him. "Are we about done?"

"So you're not going to confess," Detective Wilson said. "So you're going to make this difficult. What the f.u.c.k f.u.c.k are you smiling at?" But then he got up and stormed out of the house before I could tell him that I was smiling about my mother. When I was a boy, she would make me read all those books and then ask me questions, these tough questions about what the book might or might not mean, and I'd always say, "You're making this difficult," and she'd always tell me what I would have told Detective Wilson if he'd still been in the house: "It are you smiling at?" But then he got up and stormed out of the house before I could tell him that I was smiling about my mother. When I was a boy, she would make me read all those books and then ask me questions, these tough questions about what the book might or might not mean, and I'd always say, "You're making this difficult," and she'd always tell me what I would have told Detective Wilson if he'd still been in the house: "It already already is difficult." is difficult."

There was still the matter of the manila envelope. I turned it over and opened it. It was heavy and bulging, and I was pretty sure I'd find Wesley Mincher's three thousand dollars inside. I did three rubber-banded groups of one-hundred-dollar bills. But there was also something else in the envelope: a handwritten note saying, "Meet me at the Emily d.i.c.kinson House at midnight." The handwriting wasn't familiar. It wasn't my father's from the grocery list, wasn't my mother's from the postcards, either. I looked at my watch: it was half past five o'clock. Plenty of time for me to shower, change, drive down to the Student Prince, and then meet someone and I had that hunch as to who it was at midnight at the Emily d.i.c.kinson House, or at least where it used to be. I put the money and the note back in the envelope, finished my beer, went upstairs, and made myself a more presentable Sam Pulsifer. Then I went downstairs, grabbed another beer out of the fridge, walked out the front door, climbed into my van, and headed toward the Student Prince and my mother, not realizing I would see my parents' house only one more time, which would be the last time anyone ever saw it.

Part Five

24

One of the things it means to get older is that you start, in the overlong telling of your life's story, to introduce each scene like so: "Here I was, in again, for the first time in years." Which is just another reason you stay at home, or at least another reason the people listening to your story wished wished you had stayed at home. you had stayed at home.

But I hadn't, and here I was, in Springfield again for the first time in five years. It was much grimmer than I remembered. Main Street was absolutely deserted; the check-cashing places that had replaced the Italian restaurants and candy stores were boarded up. Maybe there were no checks left to cash in the city. Half the bulbs on the Paramount Theatre were burned out, which didn't matter because the marquee was blank and there was nothing playing there anyway. The gray concrete civic center -where I had seen this minor league hockey game and taken Anne Marie and the kids to see that Greatest Show on Earth was closed for renovation, ringed by a ten-foot-high plywood fence, on which signs begged you to EXCUSE OUR MESS!! The grand old buildings lining Court Square the courthouse, Symphony Hall, the Unitarian church were still grand and illuminated by blindingly powerful spotlights, maybe to discourage looters. The barbershop next to the courthouse had clearly been closed for some time its pole was stock still, its reds and blues faded even though there was a sign in its window insisting it had been open since 1892. Kitty-corner to the barbershop, on the east side of Court Square, was an old storefront filled with dozens of discarded radiators, arranged in neat rows as though on display, as though to teach pa.s.sersby something about the limitations of steam heat. I've never seen such a desolate place; there hadn't even been any snow to help cover it up. Clearly, even the snow had decided the place was beyond help.

The entrance to the Student Prince was in an alley, just off Court Square. The door was solid wood, so you couldn't see if there was light or darkness on the other side of it. There was no noise coming from inside, no music or human voices or clanging of dishes and gla.s.ses. I looked up, and there was Anne Marie's and my old apartment, where we'd rearranged our furniture and bred our children. The windows were dark, as were the windows in every other apartment in the building. The wind was up, and so cold, but it, too, was completely and eerily quiet, as though Springfield didn't deserve the wind's whoosh whoosh and and roar roar. It was one of those moments when the whole world felt empty, as if you were the only one in it and you wished you weren't, wished you were in whatever world or antiworld all the people had fled to. It occurred to me that Anne Marie had lied to me about my mother's working there. Why she would lie to me about that that, I had no idea, except that maybe I would open the door and see the Student Prince was empty, and that would be a metaphor for the rest of my life.

But the Student Prince wasn't empty. It was fire-code-violation full. Even though the Student Prince had three cavernous rooms with high shelves loaded down with German beer steins and coats of arms and Bavarian gewgaws from days gone by even so, the place was full. Every table was taken and there was a line of people waiting to sit at them. It seemed as though every Springfieldian, past and present, was in the place, drinking a dark beer and waiting for their schnitzel. The roar of happy human voices was incredible and sounded like the wind personified, and for the first time, I knew what my mother had meant when she talked about it in the books she'd made me read.

My mother I didn't see her at first. I walked through all three rooms: the barroom, to which I'll return in a moment; the largest dining room, filled with large families eating their large meals at large tables; and the newest of the three rooms, lined with mirrors and populated by men pretending to like the cigars they were smoking, and wearing Red Sox hats that regional symbol of self-love and self-hate and male-pattern baldness -and talking loudly about how good their business was or was not, and half-watching something reality-based on TV. In each room, there were waitresses, squads of them, dressed in formless, sacklike white dresses. They'd worn these dresses five years earlier, too, and I couldn't tell then and I couldn't tell now whether they were authentic German barmaid gear or a new German immigrant's idea of what Americans might want to think of as authentic German barmaid gear. In any case, they were still wearing the dresses. But my mother wasn't among them, not that I could see, and so I retreated to the barroom, the room to which men looking for a woman always retreat. I found an empty seat at the bar, sat on it, and waited for the bartenders to notice me so I could order a beer, a big one, even though I'd had so many big beers already that day that they'd stopped having much effect except to make me want to keep drinking them. It was so crowded, though, that it was at least ten minutes until I was served, by a young guy younger than me with a shaved head and an old guy's waxed handlebar mustache. It had taken him so long to take my order that I ordered two large doppelbock beers to save him and me time.

"You with somebody, buddy?" he asked me, handing over the two large beers in two heavy gla.s.s steins.

"Nope," I said. The bartender looked at me, and then at the beers, and then at me again, as if to say, like my mother in her note, I think I know you I think I know you. And who knows: maybe, like my mother, he did.

I sat there awhile and drank one beer fast, and the next one at regular speed. The bar noise and its makers advanced and retreated, advanced and retreated, but pleasantly, not like an army but like a tide coming in and going out, a tide coming in and going out that wouldn't make you wet as you listened to its dreamy tidal sounds. After a few minutes, or maybe it was an hour, I saw old Mr. Goerman, the owner, working the tables, shaking hands, and slapping backs. He was older, a little more raisined in the face, a little more pretzeled in the spine, but recognizably Mr. Goerman. Like the bartender, he also had a waxed handlebar mustache, and I figured maybe they were made to wear those mustaches, the way the waitresses were made to wear their white sacks. In any case, it was good to see him. I caught his eye, hoisted my nearly empty second stein in his direction. He waved back, and a warm feeling came over me, that sort of warm feeling you get when you've been recognized, remembered, and told in so many words that you belong. But then I watched Mr. Goerman wave to pretty much every other person in the Student Prince that night, and he couldn't have known everyone to whom he waved. So I kept drinking my beer, and that helped maintain my warm feeling long after it should have faded, which is of course yet another reason why people drink in fact, the main one.

The bartender noticed that I'd finished the second of my two beers, and he must also have noticed that I hadn't done anything suspect while or after drinking them. He must have pegged me as the sort of guy who likes to peacefully order and drink his two big, strong beers at once, because he brought me two more.

"What do you say about something to eat?" he asked, gingerly twirling the sharp ends of his mustache.

"What a good idea," I said. No sooner had I said it drunk time being drunk time than there was in front of me a platter layered with five different kinds of Munich sausage with a dollop of hot mustard on the side, and on another platter a layer of creamed whitefish, surrounded by a border of hard crackers. Both of these platters appeared from behind me, one platter coming around me from the left, one from the right, the deliverer right up against my back. It was the way food wouldn't be served in a restaurant unless you were being served in a pleasant dream by a very attractive person who wanted you s.e.xually, or unless the server knew you well.

The server knew me well. It was my mother. I turned to face her; she was wearing the white sack. I recognized it, too not from the other waitresses, but from that night a week earlier, when I'd first come home and seen my mother and she'd looked like the Lady of the Lake. She wasn't; she was a waitress at the Student Prince. I silently handed her one of my beers and she took it and drank it quickly, then handed the empty stein back. Still, she didn't say anything. I didn't want her to say anything, because I was afraid that she, like the Mirabellis, would call me by a name that would not be Sam, but Coleslaw or some other name by which she could say she no longer knew me or no longer wanted to.

"Sam ," she finally began, but before she could get any further, I leaped off my stool and hugged her for using my right name. She let me hold her and hugged me back a little, too. My mother smelled like applesauce, which she must have served that night; when I was a child, she often smelled like applesauce, which she must have served me then, too.

"What are you doing here?" I asked, still holding her, talking into her hair.

"I work here," she said, pushing me away a little.

"I know that," I said. "But why here? Did you know Anne Marie and I used to live upstairs?"

"Yes," she said. "That's why I work here. And that's why I used to drink here before I worked here."

"I don't get it."

"I just wanted to be close to you, Sam, to know where you were.'

"But why didn't you just come upstairs and let me know you were so close?"

"I don't know," she said. "I didn't want to be too far away, but I didn't want to be too close, either."

"Of course you didn't," I said. My father left us but moved only twenty minutes away; my mother wanted to be in the same building as me, but not in the same apartment. I moved back to Amherst, but not too close to my parents; and then I moved back into my parents' house, which was not too close to my family in Camelot. Not too close Not too close was our family curse, the way incest was for some royal families and hubris for others. "But wait," I said. "We moved to Camelot five years ago." was our family curse, the way incest was for some royal families and hubris for others. "But wait," I said. "We moved to Camelot five years ago."

"I know."

"But you're still here. Why?"

"Hey," a waitress said to my mother as she careened by with her full tray of dishes and steins, "Beth, I could use some help. Table six."

"I'll be right back," my mother said to me, and then she walked off in the direction, I a.s.sumed, of table six.

"Beth!" I called after her. "I knew you seemed like a Beth now!"

"You know Beth?" the bartender said. I sat back on my stool and swiveled to face him. Two freshly poured steins of beer sat between us on the bar.

"I'm not sure," I told him.

"She's a sweetheart," he told me.

"She is?" Of all the many words I'd heard used to describe my mother, "sweetheart" had never been one of them. I'd never even heard my father call her that. I wondered if he ever called Deirdre that. I wondered if my mother wondered if he ever called Deirdre that. "Beth is a sweetheart?"

"Sure she is," the bartender said. "Just look at her."

I turned and did. My mother was standing at a table in the barroom, talking with a man and his son. The man was a genuine, prematurely white-haired Yankee Brahmin sheathed in dark corduroy and wool, and waterproof in his duck boots. His son wasn't even a little bit Yankee or Brahmin. He was a baggy-pants-and-expensive-sneakers kid wearing headphones who would have been the same kid if he'd grown up in New Jersey or California. He was the sort of kid who would get older and move to Phoenix and hustle insurance in a mean gla.s.s tower and water his gra.s.s in the desert. I could hear the father lecturing my mother about something or other, because he was that sort of Brahmin: the sort who felt compelled to give you a lesson on some important subject or other. No doubt that's why his kid was wearing headphones. My mother Elizabeth Elizabeth wouldn't have been lectured for ten seconds. She would have ripped the headphones off the kid's head and told the Brahmin where he could stick them. But not wouldn't have been lectured for ten seconds. She would have ripped the headphones off the kid's head and told the Brahmin where he could stick them. But not Beth Beth. She stood there with a pleasant expression on her face and listened until the Brahmin was through with his lesson; then she tousled the kid's hair as she headed toward the kitchen. My mother was a Beth, all right, and Beth was obviously a sweetheart.

"You're right," I said. "Beth is a sweetheart." I must have said this in such a way as to give the impression that I was smitten, because the bartender grimaced empathetically, and said, "Sorry, bud, she's married."

"Married," I said, waving my hand, by which I meant to communicate, Who isn't? Who isn't?

"Yeah, but she's really really married," the bartender said. married," the bartender said.

"Have you met the guy?" I asked.

"No," he said, "but she talks about him a lot. a lot."

"What's she say about him?"

"He's got a big brain," the bartender said, and then, maybe sensing that I didn't have one, he tapped his forehead with his forefinger.

"I bet he reads books," I said.

"He gets paid paid to read books," the bartender said, shaking his head, as though wondering who would pay a person to do such a thing, which, after all, he'd probably do anyway. The bartender poured himself a free beer, then began drinking it, still shaking his head at the good fortune of some men. " to read books," the bartender said, shaking his head, as though wondering who would pay a person to do such a thing, which, after all, he'd probably do anyway. The bartender poured himself a free beer, then began drinking it, still shaking his head at the good fortune of some men. "And he's got a woman like Beth." he's got a woman like Beth."

"Do they have any kids?" I asked.

"Just one. He's a scientist."

"Packaging scientist," I said.

"You know the guy?" the bartender said. "She talks about him him a lot, too. Says he's brilliant. A good son, to boot. You've never seen a woman love two guys more than she loves her son and husband." a lot, too. Says he's brilliant. A good son, to boot. You've never seen a woman love two guys more than she loves her son and husband."

"Lucky guys," I said.

"They are," the bartender agreed, and then he moved to the other end of the bar. I knew now why my mother had stayed at the Student Prince after I'd moved to Camelot. At the Student Prince she could be Beth, a sweetheart with a terrific husband and son. But in Amherst, she was Elizabeth, a drunk ex-teacher who lived by herself in an apartment in Belchertown while her drunk husband was back in their house, where he'd been carrying on with another woman for thirty years, and her ex-con son was getting kicked out of his own house, quitting his job, kissing other women, and possibly (my mother thought) once again burning down writers' homes in New England. I understood everything now: if I were my mother, I'd want to be Beth at the Student Prince, too.

Just then, someone clipped me in the back of the head, hard, and then didn't apologize the way a complete stranger would have. I turned and my mother was there, holding her serving tray. There was an empty stool next to me, but my mother didn't take it, preferring, I guess, to face me and get the complete view of the whole man.

"So tell me," she said. "Who was that woman in New Hampshire?"

"I don't know," I admitted.

"Let me guess," my mother said. "You were drunk. It didn't mean anything."

"I was was drunk," I said, not adding that it didn't mean anything, because of course it did. "You wrote on that napkin that you thought you knew me. What did you mean by that?" And then, before my mother did or did not answer the question, I answered it myself. "I know all about Dad. I know Dad didn't send those postcards from those places. I know you wrote and sent them from Amherst. I know you were fired from your teaching job for being a drunk. I drunk," I said, not adding that it didn't mean anything, because of course it did. "You wrote on that napkin that you thought you knew me. What did you mean by that?" And then, before my mother did or did not answer the question, I answered it myself. "I know all about Dad. I know Dad didn't send those postcards from those places. I know you wrote and sent them from Amherst. I know you were fired from your teaching job for being a drunk. I know know some things, Mom." some things, Mom."

My mother sighed, then sat down on the stool next to me. All the sweetness seemed to have left her, all the smart meanness, too. She didn't seem like Beth or even Elizabeth anymore, just a sad, tired woman who hadn't found a name to fit her yet.

"What do you want from me, Sam?" she said, closing her eyes and leaning against the bar.

"I want you to tell me what happened with Dad thirty years ago."

She did. She was too exhausted not not to tell me things anymore. So my mother told me about what had happened thirty-odd years ago. She'd been scheduled to stay in Boston overnight for a mandatory public school teacher's conference, but when the day's duties were finished early, my mother decided to come home that night and not the next morning. She thought my father would be pleasantly surprised this was her exact thought when she walked into the kitchen and saw a woman sitting on her stove top, a pretty blond woman with her dress pushed way, way up her white, white legs, which were as they said in some of my mother's books akimbo. My father was standing between the woman's legs. His pants weren't down at his ankles yet, but they soon would have been. You didn't need to be a genius to know it was going to happen. to tell me things anymore. So my mother told me about what had happened thirty-odd years ago. She'd been scheduled to stay in Boston overnight for a mandatory public school teacher's conference, but when the day's duties were finished early, my mother decided to come home that night and not the next morning. She thought my father would be pleasantly surprised this was her exact thought when she walked into the kitchen and saw a woman sitting on her stove top, a pretty blond woman with her dress pushed way, way up her white, white legs, which were as they said in some of my mother's books akimbo. My father was standing between the woman's legs. His pants weren't down at his ankles yet, but they soon would have been. You didn't need to be a genius to know it was going to happen.

"She loves to cook, but not like this," my father said to the woman, and they laughed identical, low, gurgling laughs deep down in their throats. The "she" who loved to cook, but not like this, was my mother. You didn't need to be a genius to know that, either.

"Where was I when all this happened?" I asked.

"You were upstairs, sleeping. I remember that. I remember not wanting to wake you up. I remember telling the woman to get out of my house, but quietly, so I wouldn't wake you up. And she did."

"You said that same thing when I was a kid, the day Dad left us."

"I said what?"

"'She loved to cook, but not like this.' You said that."

"I did?" she said, opening her eyes for the first time since beginning the story.

"After you'd burned my sandwich."

"That's funny," she said. "I don't remember that. I remember so many things, but not that."

"What did Dad say?"

"He said that he was drunk and that it didn't mean anything and that he loved me and that this was the first time it had happened and that it would never happen again."

"He did," I said, recognizing most of his words as mine and feeling so ashamed for the bad things I'd done and the borrowed words I'd used to excuse them. Why is it we can't find our own words for the bad things we do? Is that part of what makes them so bad? "What did you do next?"

"I kicked him out."

"I thought you kicked him out because he couldn't decide what he wanted to do for a living and he was pathetic and driving you nuts."

"That's just what I wanted you to think. I really kicked him out because he was cheating on me."

"Did you love him?"

"Yes," she said immediately, just as my father had when I asked him if he loved my mother. My parents were certain they loved each other, and yet look at how they'd turned out. Maybe it would be better not to be so certain. Maybe love, and marriage, and life, and maybe anything that matters, would work out better if we weren't so certain about them.

"Mom," I said, "why did Dad come back?"

"Because I let him," my mother said. "Because he said he'd made a terrible mistake. Because he missed us. Because he said he loved me and not that woman on the stove. Because he said he would never, ever see her again."

"And you believed him," I said.

"I did," she said, and I could hear the voice the bartender no doubt heard when my mother talked about my father, the voice that wanted the story she told about her husband to be the truth, and the truth to be just a story. "I still do."

"Mom," I said, as gently as I could, "you live in another apartment in another town. You come back to the house to drink, but then when it's time to go to bed, you drive to your apartment. On Tuesday nights you don't come home at all. There must be a good reason."

"There must be," she said, nodding.

"What is it?"

She closed her eyes again, as though trying to remember the lies she'd told herself for so many years and now wanted to tell me. She kept her eyes closed for so long this time that I thought she'd fallen asleep. Then suddenly she opened them and said, "The apartment is a place for me to get away, that's all."