Agahta Christie - An autobiography Part 32

Lawn Road Flats was a good place to be since Max had to be away. They were kindly people there. There was also a small restaurant, with an informal and happy atmosphere. Outside my bedroom window, which was on the second floor, a bank ran along behind the flats planted with trees and shrubs. Exactly opposite my window was a big, white, double cherry-tree which came to a great pyramidal point. The effect of the bank was much like that in the second act of Barrie's Dear Brutus, Dear Brutus, when they turn to the window and find that Lob's wood has come right up to the window-panes. The cherry-tree was especially welcome. It was one of the things in spring that cheered me every morning when I woke. when they turn to the window and find that Lob's wood has come right up to the window-panes. The cherry-tree was especially welcome. It was one of the things in spring that cheered me every morning when I woke.

There was a little garden at one end of the flats, and on summer evenings one could have meals out there, or sit out. Hampstead Heath, too, was only about ten minutes' walk away, and I used to go there and take Carlo's James for walks. I had the Sealyham with me because Carlo was now working in a munition factory and unable to have him there. They were very good to me at University College Hospital: they let me bring him to the dispensary. James behaved impeccably. He laid his white sausage-like body out under the shelves of bottles and remained there, occasionally accepting kind attentions from the charwoman when she was cleaning.

Rosalind had successfully not been accepted for the W.A.A.F. and various other kinds of war work, without settling, as far as I could see, to anything in particular. With a view to joining the A.T.S. she filled up a large number of forms with dates, places, names, and all the unnecessary information officialdom has to have. Then she suddenly remarked: 'I tore up all those forms this morning. I am not going to join the A.T.S. after all.'

'Really, Rosalind!' I said severely. 'You must make up your mind about things. I don't care what you dodo exactly the sort of thing you fancybut don't keep starting to do things, then tearing forms up and changing your mind.'

'Well, I've thought of something better to do,' said Rosalind. She added, with the extreme reluctance that all young people of her generation seem to have in imparting any information to their parents: 'As a matter of fact, I am going to marry Hubert Prichard next Tuesday.'

This was not completely a surprise, except for the fact that the date was fixed for Tuesday of the following week.

Hubert Prichard was a Major in the regular Army, a Welshman; Rosalind had met him at my sister's, where he had come originally as a friend of my nephew Jack. He had been down once to stay with us at Greenway, and I liked him very much. He was quiet, dark, extremely intelligent, and owned a number of greyhounds. He and Rosalind had been friends for some time now, but I had rather given up the idea that anything was coming of it.

'I suppose,' said Rosalind, 'I suppose you you want to come to the wedding, Mother?' want to come to the wedding, Mother?'

'Of course I want to come to the wedding,' I said.

'I supposed you would...But really it is a quite unnecessary fuss, I think. I mean, don't you think it would really be simpler for you and less tiring if you didn't? We'll have to get married up at Denbigh, you know, because he can't get leave.'

'That's all right,' I a.s.sured her. 'I'11 come to Denbigh.'

'You are sure you really want to?' said Rosalind, as a last hope.

'Yes,' I said firmly. Then I said: 'I'm rather surprised that you told me you were going to get married, instead of announcing it afterwards.' Rosalind blushed, and I saw I had touched upon the truth. 'I suppose,' I said, 'Hubert made you tell me.'

'Wellwell, yes,' said Rosalind, 'in a way. He said, too, that I am under twenty-one still.'

'All right,' I said, 'you had better resign yourself to my being there.' There was something oyster-like about Rosalind that always made one laugh, and I couldn't help laughing now.

I travelled with Rosalind to Denbigh by train. Hubert came and picked her up at the hotel in the morning. He had one of his brother officers with him, and we went to the Registrar's office, where the ceremony was performed, with the minimum of fuss! fuss! The only hitch in the whole proceedings was that the aged Registrar flatly refused to believe that Rosalind's father's name and t.i.tle were correctly styled: 'Colonel Archibald Christie, C.M.G., D.S.O., R.F.C. The only hitch in the whole proceedings was that the aged Registrar flatly refused to believe that Rosalind's father's name and t.i.tle were correctly styled: 'Colonel Archibald Christie, C.M.G., D.S.O., R.F.C.

'If he was in the Air Force, he can't be a Colonel,' said the Registrar. 'But he is,' said Rosalind, 'that is his proper rank and t.i.tle.' 'He must be a Wing-Commander,' said the Registrar.

'No, he is not not a Wing-Commander.' Rosalind did her best to explain that twenty years ago the Royal Air Force had not yet come into being. The Registrar continued to say that he had never heard of it, so I added my testimony to Rosalind's, and finally he grudgingly wrote it down. a Wing-Commander.' Rosalind did her best to explain that twenty years ago the Royal Air Force had not yet come into being. The Registrar continued to say that he had never heard of it, so I added my testimony to Rosalind's, and finally he grudgingly wrote it down.

II

So time went on, now not so much like a nightmare as something that had been always going on, had always always been there. It had become, in fact, natural to expect that you yourself might be killed soon, that the people you loved best might be killed, that you would hear of deaths of friends. Broken windows, bombs, land-mines, and in due course flying-bombs and rocketsall these things would go on, not as something extraordinary, but as perfectly natural. After three years of war, they were an everyday happening. You could not really envisage a time when there would not be a war any more. been there. It had become, in fact, natural to expect that you yourself might be killed soon, that the people you loved best might be killed, that you would hear of deaths of friends. Broken windows, bombs, land-mines, and in due course flying-bombs and rocketsall these things would go on, not as something extraordinary, but as perfectly natural. After three years of war, they were an everyday happening. You could not really envisage a time when there would not be a war any more.

I had plenty to keep me occupied. I worked two whole days, three half-days, and alternate Sat.u.r.day mornings at the Hospital. The rest of the time I wrote.

I had decided to write two books at once, since one of the difficulties of writing a book is that it suddenly goes stale on you. Then you have to put it by, and do other thingsbut I had no other things to do. I had no wish to sit and brood. I believed that if I wrote two books, and alternated the writing of them, it would keep me fresh at the task. One was The Body in the Library, The Body in the Library, which I had been thinking of writing for some time, and the other one was which I had been thinking of writing for some time, and the other one was N or M?, N or M?, a spy story, which was in a way a continuation of the second book of mine, a spy story, which was in a way a continuation of the second book of mine, The Secret Adversary, The Secret Adversary, featuring Tommy and Tuppence. Now with a grown-up son and daughter, Tommy and Tuppence were bored by finding that n.o.body wanted them in wartime. However, they made a splendid come-back as a middle-aged pair, and tracked down spies with all their old enthusiasm. featuring Tommy and Tuppence. Now with a grown-up son and daughter, Tommy and Tuppence were bored by finding that n.o.body wanted them in wartime. However, they made a splendid come-back as a middle-aged pair, and tracked down spies with all their old enthusiasm.

I never found any difficulty in writing during the war, as some people did; I suppose because I cut myself off into a different compartment of my mind. I could live in the book amongst the people I was writing about, and mutter their conversations and see them striding about the room I had invented for them.

Once or twice I went down to stay with Francis Sullivan, the actor, and his wife. They had a house at Haslemere, with Spanish chestnut woods all round it.

I always found it restful to stay with actors in wartime, because to them, acting and the theatrical world were the real real world, any other world was not. The war to them was a long drawn-out nightmare that prevented them from going on with their own lives, in the proper way, so their entire talk was of theatrical people, theatrical things, what was going on in the theatrical world, who was going into E.N.S.A.it was wonderfully refreshing. world, any other world was not. The war to them was a long drawn-out nightmare that prevented them from going on with their own lives, in the proper way, so their entire talk was of theatrical people, theatrical things, what was going on in the theatrical world, who was going into E.N.S.A.it was wonderfully refreshing.

Then I would be back again in Lawn Road, my face covered with a pillow as a protection against flying gla.s.s, and on a chair by my side, my two most precious possessions: my fur coat, and my hot-water-bottlea rubber hot-water-bottle, something at that time quite irreplaceable. Thus I was ready for all emergencies.

Then something unexpected happened. I opened a letter and found it was a notification that the Admiralty were preparing to take over Greenway, practically at a moment's notice.

I went down there, and met a polite young naval lieutenant. He could give me hardly any time at all, he said. He had been unimpressed by the plight of Mrs Arbuthnot, who, having first tried to fight against the order, was now pleading for time to confer with the Ministry of Health as to where to move her nursery. The Ministry of Health cut no ice at all when it came into opposition with the Admiralty. They all moved out, and there I was left, with a household of furniture to move! The trouble was that there was nowhere to move it to. Again, no removal or storage firm anywhere had any room: every warehouse was already full to the ceiling. Finally, I got on to the Admiralty and they agreed that I should have the use of the drawing-room, in which all the furniture could be stored, and also one small room on the top floor.

While the work of furniture-moving was in progress Hannaford, the gardener, who was a faithful old rogue, devoted to anyone he had served for long enough, took me aside and said, 'You look now what I've saved for you from Her.' I had no idea who Her might be, but I accompanied him to the clock tower above the stables. There, leading me through a kind of secret door, he showed me with great pride an enormous quant.i.ty of onions on the floor, covered with straw, and also a ma.s.s of apples.

'Come to me afore she went, she did, and said, were there any onions and apples, because as she'd take 'em with her, but I wasn't going to let Her have themno fear, I wasn't. Said most of the crop had failed, and I just gave her enough as was good for her. Why, they apples were grown here, here, and so were those onionsshe's not going to have 'em, take them away to the Midlands or the East Coast or wherever she's going.' and so were those onionsshe's not going to have 'em, take them away to the Midlands or the East Coast or wherever she's going.'

I was touched by Hannaford's feudal spirit, though nothing could have been more embarra.s.sing. I would a thousand times rather Mrs Arbuthnot had taken away all the apples and onions; now they were landed on my hands, with Hannaford wagging his tail like a dog who has retrieved something you don't want from the river.

We packed up cases of apples, and I sent them to relations who had children and might like them. I could not face returning to Lawn Road with two hundred odd onions. I tried to wish them on to various hospitals, but there were far too many onions for anyone to want.

Though our Admiralty was conducting the negotiations, it would be the United States Navy which would take over Greenway. Maypool, the big house above us on the hill, was to accommodate the ratings, and the officers of the flotilla were to take over our house.

I cannot speak too highly of the kindness of the Americans, and the care they took of our house. It was inevitable, of course, that the kitchen quarters should be more or less a shamblesthey had to cook for about forty people, and they put in some ghastly great smoky stovesbut they were very careful with our mahogany doors; in fact the Commander had them all walled up in ply-wood. They appreciated the beauty of the place too. A good many of this particular flotilla came from Louisiana, and the big magnolias, and especially the magnolia grandiflora, magnolia grandiflora, made them feel at home. made them feel at home.

Ever since the war, relations of some officer or other who was at Greenway have come along to see where their son or cousin or whoever it was had been stationed. They have told me how he wrote about it and how he had described the place. I have been round the garden with them sometimes, trying to identify certain parts of it he had particularly loved, though it is not always easy because of the way things have grown up.

By the third year of the war of all my various houses none was available to me at the moment I wanted it. Greenway was taken by the Admiralty; Wallingford was full of evacuees, and as soon as they went back to London, some other friends of oursan elderly invalid and his wiferented Wallingford from me, and their daughter and her child joined them there. 48 Campden Street I had sold at an excellent profit. Carlo, had shown the people over it. 'I won't take less than 3,500 for it,' I had said to her. It seemed a lot to us at that time. Carlo came back rather pleased with herself. 'I've made them pay an extra 500,' she said. 'I thought they deserved to.'

'What do you mean, deserved to?'

'They were rude,' said Carlo, who had a real Scottish dislike of what she called insolence.

'They said disparaging things about it in front of me, which they shouldn't have done. They said "What hideous decorations! All this flowered wallpaperI'll soon change that!' "How extraordinary some people arefancy taking that part.i.tion wall down!' "What hideous decorations! All this flowered wallpaperI'll soon change that!' "How extraordinary some people arefancy taking that part.i.tion wall down!' So I thought,' said Carlo, 'they had better have a lessonand I put up the price 500.' Apparently they had paid without a qualm. So I thought,' said Carlo, 'they had better have a lessonand I put up the price 500.' Apparently they had paid without a qualm.

I have a war memorial of my own at Greenway. In the library, which was their mess-room, an artist has done a fresco round the top of the walls. It depicts all the places where that flotilla went, starting at Key West, Bermuda, Na.s.sau, Morocco, and so on, finally ending with a slightly glorified exaggeration of the woods of Greenway and the white house showing through the trees. Beyond that again is an exquisite nymph, not quite finisheda pin-up girl in the nudewhich I have always supposed to represent the hopes of houris at journey's end when the war was at last over. The Commander wrote and asked me if I would like this fresco painted out and the wall put back as it was. I hurriedly replied it would bean historic memorial, and that I was delighted to have it. Over the mantelpiece were sketched out roughly the heads of Winston Churchill, Stalin and President Roosevelt. I wish I knew the name of the artist.

When I left Greenway I felt sure that it would be bombed and that I would never see it again, but, luckily, all my presentiments were wrong. Greenway was untouched. Fourteen lavatories were added, instead of the larder, and I had to fight the Admiralty to take them away again.

III

My grandson Mathew was born in Cheshire, on Sept 21, 1943, at a nursing home close by my sister's house. Punkie, devoted to Rosalind as she always had been, was delighted that she should come back for the baby to be born. My sister was the most indefatigable woman I have ever known; a kind of human dynamo. Since her father-in-law's death, she and James had come to live in Abney, which, as I have already mentioned, was an enormous house, with fourteen bedrooms, ma.s.ses of sitting-rooms, and in my young days, when I first went to stay there, sixteen indoor servants. Now there was n.o.body in the house except my sister and a former kitchen-maid, since married, who came in and cooked the meals every day.

When I stayed there, I would hear my sister moving around at about half-past five any morning. She did the whole house thendusted it, tidied it, swept it, did the fires, cleaned bra.s.s, and polished furniture, and then started calling people with early tea. After breakfast she cleaned the baths, then finished up the bedrooms. By half-past ten there was no more housework to do, so she then rushed into the kitchen gardenwhich was filled with new potatoes, rows of peas, French beans, broad beans, asparagus, little carrots, and all the rest of it. A weed never dared lift its head in Punkie's kitchen garden. The rosebeds and beds around the house never had a weed either.

She had taken on a chow dog whose officer master had been unable to look after it, and the chow always slept in the billiard room. One morning, when she came down and looked into the billiard room, she saw the chow sitting quietly in his basket, but the main part of the floor had an enormous bomb nestling cosily in it. The night before there had been a lot of incendaries on the roof, and everybody had been up there helping to put them out. This particular bomb had come down into the billiard room, unheard among the general din, and had not exploded.

My sister rang up the disposal people, who rushed along. After examining it, they said everybody must be out of there in twenty minutes. 'Just take anything essential.'

'And what do you think I took?' asked my sister, 'Really one is quite quite mad when one gets rattled.' mad when one gets rattled.'

'Well, what did did you take?' I asked. you take?' I asked.

'Well, first I took Nigel and Ronnie's personal things'those were her two billeted officers at that time'because I thought it would be so awful if anything happened to them. And I took my toothbrush and washing things, of courseand then I couldn't think of anything else to take. I looked all over the house, but my brain went blank. So for some reason I took that great bouquet of wax flowers in the drawing-room.'

'I never knew you were particularly fond of that,' I said.

'But I'm not,' said Punkie, 'that's the curious part of it.'

'Didn't you take your jewellery or a fur-coat?'

'Never thought of it,' she said.

The bomb was taken away and duly exploded, and fortunately no more incidents of that kind occurred.

In due course I got a telegram from Punkie and rushed up there, to find Rosalind looking very proud of herself in a nursing-home and inclined to be boastful of her baby's strength and size.

'He's a monster,' she said with a face of delight. 'A terrifically big babya real monster!'

I looked at the monster. He was looking well and happy, with a crinkled-up face and a slight grin which was probably wind but looked like amiability.

'You see?' said Rosalind; 'I forget what length they told me he wasbut he's a monster!'

So there the monster was, and everybody was happy. And when Hubert and his faithful batman Barry came to see the baby, there was indeed jubilation. Hubert was as pleased as Punch, and so was Rosalind.

It had been arranged that Rosalind would go to live in Wales after the baby was born. Hubert's father had died in December, 1942, and his mother was moving to a smaller house nearby. Now the plans went ahead. Rosalind was to remain in Cheshire for three weeks after the birth, then a nurse, who was 'between babies' as she put it, would be with her to look after her and the baby while she settled in Wales. There I also would a.s.sist her, as soon as things were ready for her to go.

Nothing, of course, was easy in wartime. Rosalind and the nurse came to London, and I put them in 47 Campden Street. Since Rosalind was still slightly weak, I used to come over from Hampstead and cook dinner for them in the evening. To begin with I did breakfast in the morning as well, but Nurse, once she was sure that her status as a hospital-nurse-who-did-no-work-in-the-house was not a.s.sailed, declared herself willing to deal with breakfast herself. Unfortunately, though, the bombs were getting worse again. Night after night, it seemed, we sat there anxiously. When the alarm went off we pushed Mathew in his carry-cot underneath a solid papier-mache table with a thick gla.s.s top, as the heaviest thing we could find to put him under. It was worrying for a young mother, and I wished badly that I had either Winterbrook House or Greenway.

Max was now in North Africa. He had started in Egypt, but was now in Tripoli. Later he went down to the Fezzan Desert. Letters were slow, and I sometimes did not hear from him for over a month. My nephew Jack was also abroad in Iran.

Stephen Glanville was still in London, and I was glad to have him there. Sometimes he would call for me at the Hospital and take me back to his house at Highgate to dine. We usually celebrated if one or other of us had received a food parcel.

'I've got some b.u.t.ter from Americacan you bring a tin of soup?'

'I've been sent two tins of lobster, and a whole dozen eggsbrown.'

One day he announced real real fresh herringsfrom the East Coast. We arrived in the kitchen, and Stephen unwrapped his parcel. Alasalas! O lovely herrings that might have been. There was only one place for them nowthe hot water boiler. A sad evening. fresh herringsfrom the East Coast. We arrived in the kitchen, and Stephen unwrapped his parcel. Alasalas! O lovely herrings that might have been. There was only one place for them nowthe hot water boiler. A sad evening.

One's friends and acquaintances had begun to vanish by this stage of the war. You could no longer keep in touch with the people you used to know; you seldom even wrote to your friends.

Two close friends I did contrive to see were Sidney and Mary Smith. He was Keeper of the Department of Egyptian and a.s.syrian Antiquities at the British Museum; a prima donna prima donna by temperament, and a man of most interesting thoughts. His views on anything were unlike anybody else's, and if I spent half an hour talking to him I went away so stimulated by the ideas he had put into my head that I left the house feeling as though I was walking on air. He always aroused violent resistance in me, so that I had to argue every point with him. He could not and did not want to agree with people. Once he disapproved of people, or disliked them, he never relented. On the other hand, if you were once really a friend of his, you by temperament, and a man of most interesting thoughts. His views on anything were unlike anybody else's, and if I spent half an hour talking to him I went away so stimulated by the ideas he had put into my head that I left the house feeling as though I was walking on air. He always aroused violent resistance in me, so that I had to argue every point with him. He could not and did not want to agree with people. Once he disapproved of people, or disliked them, he never relented. On the other hand, if you were once really a friend of his, you were were a friend of his. That was that. His wife, Mary, was an extremely clever painter, and a beautiful woman, with lovely grey hair, and a long slender neck. She had also the most devastating common sense, like the tang of a really good savoury served for dinner. a friend of his. That was that. His wife, Mary, was an extremely clever painter, and a beautiful woman, with lovely grey hair, and a long slender neck. She had also the most devastating common sense, like the tang of a really good savoury served for dinner.

The Smiths were extremely good to me. They lived not far away, and I was always welcome to come there after I had left the Hospital, and talk to Sidney for an hour. He would lend me books that he thought it would interest me to read, and would sit there, rather like a Grecian philosopher of old, while I sat at his feet, feeling like a humble disciple.

He enjoyed my detective stories, though his criticisms of them were unlike anybody else's. About something that I didn't think good he would often say, 'That's the best point in that book of yours.' Anything that I was pleased with he would say, 'No, it's not up to your bestyou were below standard there.'

One day Stephen Glanville attacked me. 'I've got a project I've thought out for you.'

'Oh, what's that?'

'I want you to write a detective story about ancient Egypt.' 'About ancient Egypt?'

'Yes.'

'But I couldn't'

'Oh yes, you could. There is no difficulty at all. There is no reason why a detective story shouldn't be just as easy to place in ancient Egypt as in 1943 in England.'

I saw what he meant. People are the same in whatever century they live, or where.

'And it would be so interesting,' he said. 'One ought to have a detective story written so that someone who enjoys reading detective stories and reading about those times can combine his pleasures.'

Again I said I couldn't do anything of that kind. I didn't know enough. But Stephen was an extraordinarily persuasive man, and by the end of the evening he had almost convinced me that I could.

'You've read a lot of Egyptology,' he said. 'You are not only interested in Mesopotamia.'

It was true that one of the books I had been fondest of in the past, was Breasted's The Dawn of Conscience, The Dawn of Conscience, and that I had read a good deal of Egyptian history when I had written my play about Akhnaton. and that I had read a good deal of Egyptian history when I had written my play about Akhnaton.

'All you want to do is fix on a period, or an incident, some definite setting,' said Stephen.

I had a terrible feeling that the die was cast.

'But you would have to give me some ideas,' I said weakly, 'as to what time or place.'

'Well,' said Stephen, 'there is an incident or two here that might do' He pointed out one or two things in one of the books he took from his shelves. Then he gave me half a dozen or so more books, drove me and the books home to Lawn Road Flats, and said: 'Tomorrow's Sat.u.r.day. You can have a nice two days reading through these and see what strikes your imagination.'

In the end I had marked down three possibly interesting pointsnone of them particularly well-known incidents, or about well-known figures, because I think that is what so often makes novels set in historic periods seem so phoney. After all, one doesn't really know anything of what King Pepi or Queen Hatshepsut was like, and to pretend you do is a kind of arrogance. But you can place a character of your own creation in those times, in those times, and as long as you know enough of the local colour and the general feeling of the period it would be all right. One of my choices was a fourth dynasty incident, another very much laterin the time, I think, of one of the later Ramesesand the third one, the one which I finally decided upon, was drawn from recently published letters from a Ka priest in the IIth Dynasty. and as long as you know enough of the local colour and the general feeling of the period it would be all right. One of my choices was a fourth dynasty incident, another very much laterin the time, I think, of one of the later Ramesesand the third one, the one which I finally decided upon, was drawn from recently published letters from a Ka priest in the IIth Dynasty.

These letters painted to perfection the picture of a living family: the father, fussy, opinionated, annoyed with his sons who did not do what he said; the sons, one obedient but obviously not bright, and the other, sharp-tempered, showy, and extravagant. The letters the father wrote to his two sons were about how he must take care of a certain middle-aged woman, obviously one of those poor relations who all through the ages live with families, to whom the heads of families are always kindly, whereas the children usually grow up disliking them because they are often sycophants and makers of mischief.

The old man laid down rules about how they were to do so-and-so with the oil, and so-and-so with the barley. They were not to let this person or that person cheat them over the quality of certain foods. The whole family grew clearer and clearer in my mind. I added a daughter, and some details from one or two other textsthe arrival of a new wife, by whom the father was besotted. I also threw in a spoilt small boy and a greedy but shrewd grandmother.