A Canticle For Leibowitz Part 12

"Here." The monk pointed to the gap between the carbons. "It must be a very tiny flame," said the abbot.

"Oh, but bright! Brighter, I expect, than a hundred candles."

"No!"

"You find that impressive?"

"I find it preposterous-" noticing Brother Kornh.o.e.r's sudden hurt expression, the abbot hastily added: "-to think how we've been limping along on beeswax and mutton fat."

"I have been wondering," the monk shyly confided, "if the ancients used them on their altars instead of candles."

"No," said the abbot. "Definitely, no. no. I can tell you that. Please dismiss that idea as quickly as possible, and don't even think of it again." I can tell you that. Please dismiss that idea as quickly as possible, and don't even think of it again."

"Yes, Father Abbot."

"Now, where are you going to hang that thing?"

"Well-" Brother Kornh.o.e.r paused to stare speculatively around the gloomy bas.e.m.e.nt. "I hadn't given it any thought. I suppose it should go over the desk where, Thon Taddeo-" (Why does he pause like that whenever he says it, Dom Paulo wondered irritably.) "-will be working."

"We'd better ask Brother Armbruster about that," the abbot decided, and then noticing the monk's sudden discomfort: "What's the matter? Have you and Brother Armbruster been-"

Kornh.o.e.r's face twisted apologetically. "Really, Father Abbot, I haven't lost my temper with him even once. Oh, we've had words, but-" He shrugged. "He doesn't want anything moved. He keeps mumbling about witchcraft and the like. It's not easy to reason with him. His eyes are half-blind now from reading by dim light-and yet he says it's Devil's work we're up to. I don't know what to say."

Dom Paulo frowned slightly as they crossed the room toward the alcove where Brother Armbruster still stood glowering upon the proceedings.

"Well, you've got your way now," the librarian said to Kornh.o.e.r as they approached. "When'll you be putting in a mechanical librarian, Brother?"

"We find hints, Brother, that once there were such things," the inventor growled. "In descriptions of the Machina a.n.a.lytica, Machina a.n.a.lytica, you'll find references to-" you'll find references to-"

"Enough, enough," the abbot interposed; then to the librarian: "Thon Taddeo will need a place to work. What do you suggest?"

Armbruster jerked one thumb toward the Natural Science alcove. "Let him read at the lectern in there like anyone else."

"What about setting up a study for him here on the open floor, Father Abbot?" Kornh.o.e.r suggested in hasty counter-proposal.

"Besides a desk, he'll need an abacus, a wall slate, and a drawing board. We could part.i.tion it off with temporary screens."

"I thought he was going to need our Leibowitzian references and earliest writings?" the librarian said suspiciously.

"He will."

"Then he'll have to walk back and forth a lot if you put him in the middle. The rare volumes are chained, and the chains won't reach that far."

"That's no problem," said the inventor. "Take off the chains. They look silly anyway. The schismatic cults have all died out or become regional. n.o.body's heard of the Pancratzian Military Order in a hundred years."

Armbruster reddened angrily. "Oh no you don't," be snapped. "The chains stay on."

"But why?"

"It's not the book burners now. It's the villagers we have to worry about. The chains stay on."

Kornh.o.e.r turned to the abbot and spread his bands. "See, m'Lord?,"

"He's right," said Dom Paulo. "There's too much agitation in the village. The town council expropriated our school, don't forget. Now they've got a village library, and they want us to fill its shelves. Preferably with rare volumes, of course. Not only that, we had trouble with thieves last year. Brother Armbruster's right. The rare volumes stay chained."

"All right," Kornh.o.e.r sighed. "So he'll have to work in the alcove."

"Now, where do we hang your wondrous lamp?"

The monks glanced toward the cubicle. It was one of fourteen identical stalls, sectioned according to subject matter, which faced the central floor. Each alcove had its archway, and from an iron hook imbedded in the keystone of each arch hung a heavy crucifix.

"Well, if he's going to work in the alcove," said Kornh.o.e.r, "we'll just have to take the crucifix down and hang it there, temporarily. There's no other-"

"Heathen!" hissed the librarian. "Pagan! Desecrator!" Armbruster raised trembling hands heavenward. "G.o.d help me, lest I tear him apart with these hands! Where will he stop? Take him away, away!" He turned his back on them, his hands still trembling aloft.

Dom Paulo himself had winced slightly at the inventor's suggestion, but now he frowned sharply at the back of Brother Armbruster's habit. He had never expected him to feign a meekness that was alien to Armbruster's nature, but the aged monk's querulous disposition had grown definitely worse.

"Brother Armbruster, turn around, please."

The librarian turned.

"Now drop your hands, and speak more calmly when you-"

"But, Father Abbot, you heard what he-"

"Brother Armbruster, you will please get the shelf-ladder and remove that crucifix."

The color left the librarian's face. He stared speechless at Dam Paulo.

"This is not a church," said the abbot. "The placement of images is optional. For the present, you will please take down the crucifix. It's the only suitable place for the lamp, it seems. Later we may change it. Now I realize this whole thing has disturbed your library, and perhaps your digestion, but we hope it's in the interests of progress. If it isn't, then-"

"You'd make Our Lord move over to make room for prog- "Brother Armbruster!"

"Why don't you just hang the witch-light around His neck?"

The abbot's face went frigid. "I do not force force your obedience, Brother. See me in my study after Compline." your obedience, Brother. See me in my study after Compline."

The librarian wilted. "I'll get the ladder, Father Abbot," he whispered, and shuffled unsteadily away.

Dom Paulo glanced up at the Christ of the rood in the archway. Do You mind? he wondered.

There was a knot in his stomach. He knew the knot would exact its price of him later. He left the bas.e.m.e.nt before anyone could notice his discomfort. It was not good to let the community see how such trivial unpleasantness could overcome him these days.

The installation was completed the following day, but Dom Paulo remained in his study during the test. Twice he had been forced to warn Brother Armbruster privately, and then to rebuke him publicly during Chapter. And yet he felt more sympathy for the librarian's stand than he did for Kornh.o.e.r's. He sat slumped at his desk and waited for the news from the bas.e.m.e.nt, feeling small concern for the test's success or failure. He kept one hand tucked into the front of his habit. He patted his stomach as though trying to calm a hysterical child.

Internal cramping again. It seemed to come whenever unpleasantness threatened, and sometimes went away again when unpleasantness exploded into the open where he could wrestle with it. But now it was not going away.

He was being warned, and he knew it. Whether the warning came from an angel, from a demon, or from his own conscience, it told him to beware of himself and of some reality not yet faced.

What now? he wondered, permitting himself a silent belch and a silent Beg pardon Beg pardon toward the statue of Saint Leibowitz in the shrinelike niche in the corner of his study. toward the statue of Saint Leibowitz in the shrinelike niche in the corner of his study.

A fly was crawling along Saint Leibowitz' nose. The eyes of the saint seemed to be looking crosseyed at the fly, urging the abbot to brush it away. The abbot had grown fond of the twenty-sixth century wood carving; its face wore a curious smile of a sort that made it rather unusual as a sacramental image. The smile was turned down at one corner; the eyebrows were pulled low in a faintly dubious frown, although there were laugh-wrinkles at the corners of the eyes. Because of the hangman's rope over one shoulder, the saint's expression often seemed puzzling. Possibly it resulted from slight irregularities in the grain of the wood, such irregularities dictating to the carver's hand as that hand sought to bring out finer details than were possible with such wood. Dom Paulo was not certain whether the image had been growth-sculptured as a living tree before carving or not; sometimes the patient master-carvers of that period had begun with an oak or cedar sapling, and-by spending tedious years at pruning, barking, twisting, and tying living branches into desired positions-had tormented the growing wood into a striking dryad shape, arms folded or raised aloft, before cutting the mature tree for curing and carving. The resulting statue was unusually resistant to splitting or breaking, since most of the lines of the work followed the natural grain.

Dom Paulo often marveled that the wooden Leibowitz had also proved resistant to several centuries of his predecessors-marveled, because of the saint's most peculiar smile. That little grin will ruin you someday, he warned the image...Surely, the saints must laugh in Heaven; the Psalmist says that G.o.d Himself shall chortle, but Abbot Malmeddy must have disapproved-G.o.d rest his soul. That solemn a.s.s. How did you get by him, him, I wonder? You're not sanctimonious enough for some. That smile-Who do I know that grins that way? I like it, I wonder? You're not sanctimonious enough for some. That smile-Who do I know that grins that way? I like it, but... but...Someday, another grim dog will sit in this chair. Cave canem. Cave canem. He'll replace you with a plaster Leibowitz. Long-suffering. One who doesn't look crosseyed at flies. Then you'll be eaten by termites down in the storage room. To survive the Church's slow sifting of the arts, you have to have a surface that can please a righteous simpleton; and yet you need a depth beneath that surface to please a discerning sage. The sifting is slow, but it gets a turn of the sifter-handle now and then-when some new prelate inspects his episcopal chambers and mutters, "Some of this garbage has got to go." The sifter was usually full of dulcet pap. When the old pap was ground out, fresh pap was added. But what was He'll replace you with a plaster Leibowitz. Long-suffering. One who doesn't look crosseyed at flies. Then you'll be eaten by termites down in the storage room. To survive the Church's slow sifting of the arts, you have to have a surface that can please a righteous simpleton; and yet you need a depth beneath that surface to please a discerning sage. The sifting is slow, but it gets a turn of the sifter-handle now and then-when some new prelate inspects his episcopal chambers and mutters, "Some of this garbage has got to go." The sifter was usually full of dulcet pap. When the old pap was ground out, fresh pap was added. But what was not not ground out was gold, and it lasted. If a church endured five centuries of priestly bad taste, occasional good taste had, by then, usually stripped away most of the transient tripe, had made it a place of majesty that overawed the would-be prettifiers. ground out was gold, and it lasted. If a church endured five centuries of priestly bad taste, occasional good taste had, by then, usually stripped away most of the transient tripe, had made it a place of majesty that overawed the would-be prettifiers.

The abbot fanned himself with a fan of buzzard feathers, but the breeze was not cooling. The air from the window was like an oven's breath off the scorched desert, adding to the discomfort caused him by whatever devil or ruthless angel was fiddling around with his belly. It was the kind of heat that hints of lurking danger from sun-crazed rattlers and brooding thunderstorms over the mountains, or rabid dogs and tempers made vicious by the scorch. It made the cramping worse.

"Please?" he murmured aloud to the saint, meaning a nonverbal prayer for cooler weather, sharper wits, and more insight into his vague sense of something wrong. Maybe it's that cheese that does it, he thought. Gummy stuff this season, and green. I could I could dispense myself-and take a more digestible diet. dispense myself-and take a more digestible diet.

But no, there we go again. Face it, Paulo: it's not the food for the belly that does it; it's the food for the brain. Something up there is not digesting.

"But what?"

The wooden saint gave him no ready answer. Pap. Sifting out chaff. Sometimes his mind worked in s.n.a.t.c.hes. It was better to let it work that way when the cramps came and the world weighed heavily upon him. What did the world weigh? It weighs, but is not weighed. Sometimes its scales are crooked. It weighs life and labor in the balance against silver and gold. That'll never never balance. But fast and ruthless, it keeps on weighing. It spills a lot of life that way, and some times a little gold. And blindfolded, a king comes riding across the desert, with a set of crooked scales, a pair of loaded dice..And upon the flags emblazoned- balance. But fast and ruthless, it keeps on weighing. It spills a lot of life that way, and some times a little gold. And blindfolded, a king comes riding across the desert, with a set of crooked scales, a pair of loaded dice..And upon the flags emblazoned-Vexilla regis...

"No!" the abbot grunted, suppressing the vision.

But of course! the saint's wooden smile seemed to insist. the saint's wooden smile seemed to insist.

Dom Paulo averted his eyes from the image with a slight shudder. Sometimes he felt that the saint was laughing at him. Do they laugh at us in Heaven? he wondered. Saint Maisie of York herself-remember her, old man-she died of a laughing fit. That's different. She died laughing at herself.

No, that's at s not so different either. Ulp! Ulp! The silent belch again. Tuesday's Saint Maisie's feast day, forsooth. Choir laughs reverently at the The silent belch again. Tuesday's Saint Maisie's feast day, forsooth. Choir laughs reverently at the Alleluia Alleluia of her Ma.s.s. of her Ma.s.s. "Alleluia "Alleluia ha ha ha ha! Alleluia ho ho!" ho ho!"

"Sancta Maisie, interride pro me."

And the king was coming to weigh books in the bas.e.m.e.nt with his pair of crooked scales. How "crooked," Paulo? And what makes you think the Memorabilia is completely free of pap? Even the gifted and Venerable Boedullus once remarked scornfully that about half of it should be called the Inscrutabilia. Treasured fragments of a dead civilization there were indeed-but how much of it has been reduced to gibberish, embellished with olive leaves and cherubims, by forty generations of us monastic ignoramuses, children of dark centuries, many, entrusted by adults with an incomprehensible message, to be memorized and delivered to other adults.

I made him travel all the way from Texarkana through dangerous country, thought Paulo. Now I'm just worrying that what we've got may prove worthless to him, that's all.

But no, that wasn't all. He glanced at the smiling saint again. And again: Vexilla regis inferni prodeunt... Vexilla regis inferni prodeunt...Forth come the banners of the King of h.e.l.l, whispered a memory of that perverted line from an ancient commedia. commedia. It nagged like an unwanted tune in his thought. It nagged like an unwanted tune in his thought.

The fist clenched tighter. He dropped the fan and breathed through his teeth. He avoided looking at the saint again. The ruthless angel ambushed him with a hot burst at his corporeal core. He leaned over the desk. That one had felt like a hot wire breaking. His hard breathing swept a clean spot in the film of desert dust on the desktop. The smell of the dust was choking. The room went pink, swarmed with black gnats. I don't dare belch, might shake something loose-but Holy Saint and Patron I've got to. Pain is. Ergo sum. Ergo sum. Lord Christ G.o.d accept this token. Lord Christ G.o.d accept this token.

He belched, tasted salt, let his head fall onto the desk.

Does the chalice have to be now right this very minute Lord or can I wait awhile? But crucifixion is always now. Now ever since before Abraham even is always now. Before Pfardentrott even, now. Always for everybody anyhow is to get nailed on it and then to hang on it and if you drop off they beat you to death with a shovel so do it with dignity old man. If you can belch with dignity you may get to Heaven if you re sorry enough about messing up the rug...He felt very apologetic.

He waited a long time. Some of the gnats died and the room lost its blush but went hazy and gray.

Well, Paulo, are we going to hemorrhage now, or are we just going to fool around about it? Paulo, are we going to hemorrhage now, or are we just going to fool around about it?

He probed the haze and found the face of the saint again. It was such a small grin-sad, understanding and, something else. Laughing at the hangman? No, laughing for the hangman. Laughing at the Stultus Maximus, Stultus Maximus, at Satan himself. It was the first time he had seen it dearly. In the last chalice, there could be a chuckle of triumph. at Satan himself. It was the first time he had seen it dearly. In the last chalice, there could be a chuckle of triumph. Haec commixtio... Haec commixtio...

He was suddenly very sleepy; the saint's face grayed over, but the abbot continued to grin weakly in response.

Prior Gault found him slumped over the desk shortly before None. Blood showed between his teeth. The young priest quickly felt for a pulse. Dom Paulo awakened at once, straightened in his chair, and, as if still in a dream, he pontificated imperiously: "I tell you, it's all supremely ridiculous. It's absolutely idiotic. Nothing could be more absurd," absurd,"

"What's absurd, Domne?"

The abbot shook his head, blinked several times. "What?" "What?"

"I'll get Brother Andrew at once."

"Oh? That's absurd. Come back here. What did you want?"

"Nothing, Father Abbot. I'll be back as soon as I get Brother-"

"Oh, bother the medic! You didn't come in here for nothing. My door was closed. Close it again, sit down, say what you wanted."

"The test was successful. Brother Kornh.o.e.r's lamp, I mean."

"All right, let's hear about it. Sit down, start talking, tell me alllll about it." He straightened his habit and blotted his mouth with a bit of linen. He was still dizzy, but the fist in his belly had come unclenched. He could not have cared la.s.s about the prior's account of the test, but he tried his best to appear attentive. Got to keep him here until I'm awake enough to think. Can't let him go for the medic-not yet; the news would get out: about it." He straightened his habit and blotted his mouth with a bit of linen. He was still dizzy, but the fist in his belly had come unclenched. He could not have cared la.s.s about the prior's account of the test, but he tried his best to appear attentive. Got to keep him here until I'm awake enough to think. Can't let him go for the medic-not yet; the news would get out: The old man is finished. The old man is finished. Got to decide whether it's a safe time to be finished or not. Got to decide whether it's a safe time to be finished or not.

15.

Hongan Os was essentially a just and kindly man. When he saw a party of his warriors making sport of the Laredan captives, he paused to watch; but when they tied three Laredans by their ankles between horses and whipped the horses into frenzied flight, Hongan Os decided to intervene. He ordered that the warriors be flogged on the spot, for Hongan Os-Mad Bear-was known to be a merciful chieftain. He had never mistreated a horse.

"Killing captives is woman's work," he growled scornfully at the whipped culprits. "Cleanse yourselves lest you be squawmarked, and withdraw from camp until the New Moon, for you are banished twelve days." And, answering their moans of protest: "Suppose the horses had dragged one of them through camp? The gra.s.s-eater chieflings are our guests, and it is known that they are easily frightened by blood. Especially the blood of their own kind. Take heed."

"But these these are gra.s.s-eaters from the South," a warrior objected, gesturing toward the mutilated captives. "Our guests are gra.s.s-eaters from the East. Is there not a pact between us real people and the East to make war upon the South." are gra.s.s-eaters from the South," a warrior objected, gesturing toward the mutilated captives. "Our guests are gra.s.s-eaters from the East. Is there not a pact between us real people and the East to make war upon the South."

"If you speak of it again, your tongue shall be cut out and fed to the dogs!" Mad Bear warned. "Forget that you heard such things."

"Will the herb-men be among us for many days, O Son of the Mighty?"

"Who can know what the farmer-things plan?" Mad Bear asked crossly. "Their thought is not as our thought. They say that some of their numbers will depart from here to pa.s.s on across the Dry Lands-to a place of the gra.s.s-eater priests, a place of the dark-robed ones. The others will stay here to talk-but that is not for your ears. Now go, and be ashamed twelve days."

He turned his back that they might slink away without feeling his gaze pour upon them. Discipline was becoming lax of late. The clans were restless. It had become known among the people of the Plains that he, Hongan Os, had clasped arms across a treaty-fire with a messenger from Texarkana, and that a shaman had clipped hair and fingernails from each of them to make a good-faith doll as a defense against treachery by either party. It was known that an agreement had been made, and any agreement between people and gra.s.s-eaters was regarded by the tribes as a cause for shame. Mad Bear had felt the veiled scorn of the younger warriors, but there was no explaining to them until the right time came.

Mad Bear himself was willing to listen to good thought, even if it came from a dog. The thought of gra.s.s-eaters was seldom good, but he had been impressed by the messages of the gra.s.s-eater king in the east, who had expounded the value of secrecy and deplored the idle boast. If the Laredans learned that the tribes were being armed by Hannegan, the plan would surely fail. Mad Bear had brooded on this thought; it repelled him-for certainly it was more satisfying and more manly to tell an enemy what one intended to do to him before doing it; and yet, the more he brooded on it, the more he saw its wisdom. Either the gra.s.s-eater king was a craven coward, or else he was almost as wise as a man: Mad Bear had not decided which-but he judged the thought itself as wise. Secrecy was essential even if it seemed womanly for a time. If Mad Bear's own people knew that the arms which came to them were gifts from Hannegan, and not really the spoils of border raids, then there would arise the possibility of Laredo's learning of the scheme from captives caught on raids. It was therefore necessary to let the tribes grumble about the shame of talking peace with the farmers of the east.

But the talk was not of peace. The talk was good, and it promised loot.

A few weeks ago, Mad Bear himself had led a "war party" to the east and had returned with a hundred head of horses, four dozen long rifles, several kegs of black powder, ample shot, and one prisoner. But not even the warriors who had accompanied him knew that the cache of arms had been planted there for him by Hannegan's men, or that the prisoner was in reality a Texarkanan cavalry officer who would in the future advise Mad Bear about probable Laredan tactics during the fighting to come. All gra.s.s-eater thought was shameless, but the officer's thought could probe that of the gra.s.s-eaters to the south. It could not probe that of Hongan Os.

Mad Bear was justifiably proud of himself as a bargainer. He had pledged nothing but to refrain from making war upon Texarkana and to stop stealing cattle from the eastern borders, but only as long as Hannegan furnished him with arms and supplies. The agreement to war against Laredo was an unspoken pledge of the fire, but it fitted Mad Bear's natural inclinations and there was no need for a formal pact. Alliance with one of his enemies would permit him to deal with one foe at a time, and eventually he might regain the grazing lands that had been encroached upon and settled by the farmer-people during the previous century.

Night had fallen by the time the clans chief rode into camp, and a chill had come over the Plains. His guests from the east sat huddled in their blankets around the council fire with three of the old people while the usual ring of curious children gaped from surrounding shadows and peeped under tent skirts at the strangers. There were twelve strangers in all, but they separated themselves into two distinct parties which had traveled together but apparently cared little for each other's company. The leader of one party was obviously a madman. While Mad Bear did not object to insanity (indeed, it was prized by his shamans as the most intense of supernatural visitations), he had not known that the farmers likewise regarded madness as a virtue in a leader. But this one spent half of his time digging in the earth down by the dry riverbed and the other half jotting mysteriously in a small book. Obviously a witch, and probably not to be trusted Mad Bear stopped only long enough to don his ceremonial wolf robes and have a shaman paint the totem mark on his forehead before he joined the group at the fire.

"Be afraid!" an old warrior ceremonially wailed as the clans chief stepped into the firelight. "Be afraid, for the Mighty One walks among his children. Grovel, O clans, for his name is an old warrior ceremonially wailed as the clans chief stepped into the firelight. "Be afraid, for the Mighty One walks among his children. Grovel, O clans, for his name is Mad Bear- Mad Bear-a name well won, for as a youth he did overcome without weapons a bear run mad, with his naked hands did he strangle her, verily in the Northlands..."

Hongan Os ignored the eulogies and accepted a cup of blood from the old woman who served the council fire. It was fresh from a butchered steer and still warm. He drained it before turning to nod at the Easterners who watched the brief wa.s.sail with apparent disquiet...