How To Be A Good Mortal Father To Your Demon Kids 5 Nurse Chu The Zombie Mermaid

You know those scenes in anime where the hero and his group are entering a really creepy cave that supposed to house a ma.s.sive monster or crystal that will in some way or other lead to the destruction of the world, village, town or whatever? Well picture me as the hero but accompanying me is the ugliest heavily muscled goat man you had ever seen and instead of slaying the monsters we were going to see my kids.

Now back in the real world that I had been so disgracefully dragged away from, this scene would have been a proud father being led to the nursey to see his Septuplets because how OP is that? Seven at the same time those are some strong genes bro! His bros would've been there cheering as a single manly tear fell from his eye,

A whole baseball team in one go!

There would be sparkles like some scene from a Shoujo manga.

To keep my sanity I was picturing this scene exactly like that but it was hard imagining Lucifer in a nurses uniform.

The cave was cold and damp a stark contrast to the outside where it as currently raining h.e.l.lfire.

I sneezed.

"Do not contaminate the nursery!"

A something hissed from the shadows, best I could describe it would be a floating zombie mermaid with two tentacles for hands, bright green scales glimmering as they oozed ectoplasm a with a face that would haunt a mother if she gave birth to it.

"Nurse Chu, how are my grandkids?"

"As adorable as the day they were laid." she cooed,

that was an image I did not want in my mind, I did not want to picture that at all!]The miracle of birth was terrifying as it is I didn't want to add eggs into the mix.

"Ah, is this the deserter?" Nurse Chu asked floating over into my personal s.p.a.ce, empty eye sockets glowing green like little flames were lit in them, she smelled like disinfectant, later I would realize that ooze she was casually dripping everywhere was antiseptic.

"I am the father, I want to see my children," I said in my most manly of voices if you show fear to a wild animal it would eat you right? so I had to establish my dominance early.

"Hmph, follow me."

She floated over to a staircase and I followed.

I do not know exactly what I was expecting when I reached the bottom of the stairs but it really wasn't this.

It was a tiny garden.

The cutest garden I had ever seen.

h.e.l.l, it looked so cute it felt fake especially considering my current location.

"Ah, the daisies arrived?" Lucifer said behind me

"Yes, my Lord I planted them yesterday." Nurse Chu said proudly

"What the fu-?"

"Language!" Nurse Chu hissed barring fangs and slapping me with a tentacle, "No profanity is allowed in the nursery!"

I'd like to describe what the slap felt like, picture a very wet and slimy fish whipping across your face at an unnatural velocity, it hurt a lot.

"The children are in the final stages of development and they can hear you such language could dim the bright stars that are unfortunately your offspring so have some consideration!"

"Im...sorry?" I said wiping the slime off my face hoping I wouldn't get a rash.

In the middle of the garden on a very sci-fi looking platform seven capsules held seven eggs. Perhaps it was paternal instinct but I had to admit the eggs were...very cute.

Each was unique in colour, size and even pattern, the biggest one was semi-transparent with a blue glow to it and a little kid like silhouette, the littlest one was an opaque cute soft shade of purple.

"Great G.o.d Lucifer Yu Yan name them yet?"

"No, but she did promise me that one of them would have my name I guess you can name the others,"

Nice!

My first duty as a father!