I Don't Know Martial Art Chapter 270

Chapter 270 - The War of the Square Inch

Xiang Yun did not pay any attention to Wei Tian's rude remarks. Instead, he turned his gaze toward the black-faced young man who was glaring at Yao Haocong like a tiger.

"Brother Chu, you want to compete with Brother Yao?"

Chu Yang nodded, "That's right, we are not even able to determine the victor. Today, we must decide who is stronger!"

Xiang Yun nodded before saying, "Then do you hope that this great battle will be a fair victory?"

"Of course, since it's a compet.i.tion, we should determine the victor fairly. Otherwise, what's the point?"

Xiang Yun nodded, "Then that's right. Brother Yao has already been exhausted from travelling for three days and three nights, and he hasn't even eaten anything. Even if he wins, he won't be able to win. When word spreads, that would be too embarra.s.sing."

"Uh …" Chu Yang was stunned upon hearing this. That seemed to make a lot of sense when he thought about it.

Xiang Yun saw Chu Yang's expression change and immediately said, "If you let Brother Yao eat a hearty meal first, and then walk all the way out of the city, just in time to digest the food and get full energy. Wouldn't it be great if you fought a hearty battle on the outskirts?"

"I also heard that there will be another peerless beauty who will be playing the zither to cheer everyone up. Before the great battle, wouldn't she be happy if she was able to eat and drink? Mighty? "

When Chu Yang heard this, his eyes lit up with excitement!

"Alright, alright. Then we'll fight after eating!" Immediately, Chu Yang sat down on a bench.

Upon hearing this, Yao Haotian let out a long sigh of relief. He secretly gave Xiang Yun a thumbs up and sent a mental message, "Brother, thank you very much. I can finally have a mouthful of food!"

Seeing that he had finally calmed down the two unstable elements, Xiang Yun shifted his gaze to Wei Tian. Seeing that this fellow still had a look of arrogance on his face like he was looking down on the common people, he directly looked past Wei Tian to Jian Er.

"This …" Xiang Yun had originally wanted to say 'Brother Jian' but felt that it was a little inappropriate, "This brother, I know that you, Wei Tian, have a grudge against him. However, as the saying goes, it's better to kill than to die.

Why don't you sit down for the night and have dinner before you fight with Brother Chu outside the city? At that time, not only will you be able to use your sword to justify your actions, you can also be a witness to the great battle between Brother Chu and Brother Yao.

"Hmm?" Jian Er frowned slightly, as if he was hesitating.

At this moment, Chu Yang was beaming with joy, "That's right, second brother Jian, we've had our fill. We'll go outside the city and fight, why don't you come and be our witness?"

"Alright!"

Jian Er was not a sloppy person. He only thought for a moment before sitting down!

Seeing this, Xiang Yun was overjoyed. He immediately waved to the waiter outside, "Waiter, serve us more food and wine!"

At this moment, there was only Wei Tian, standing there. He raised his head and shot a glance at Xiang Yun, as if he was waiting for this kid to come over and persuade him!

Unexpectedly, Xiang Yun winked at his wife and said, "Wifey, let's take a seat as well. Let's eat and drink with these brothers."

Although she was unwilling, she still sat down obediently. The few of them immediately left Wei Tian, who was standing proudly by the side, hanging on the air!

For a moment, Wei Tian was in a bad mood. He glared fiercely at Xiang Yun, who was pouring wine for the three of them, pa.s.sionately ignoring him!

He wanted to tear this brat into pieces, but he was worried that he would suddenly make a move and become the target of public criticism. He wanted to leave right away, but when he looked at the left hand on the sword hilt, he knew that he wouldn't be able to leave!

Riding a tiger is difficult,

Wei Tian had never been in such an awkward situation before. He was a genius disciple of the Heavenly Demon Sect.

In the end, Wei Tian could only bite the bullet and sit down, but he had already memorized Xiang Yun's appearance. He thought to himself that after today's escape, he would definitely not let this kid off.

Unfortunately, what he remembered was the appearance of Xiang Yunyi …

After everyone had taken their seats, the tables were filled with dishes and wine. Xiang Yun then stood up and poured wine for them!

"Come 'How many times can you laugh in a lifetime? When we meet, you will definitely get drunk.' I have the honour to be the host today. Everyone, regardless of your grudges and grudges, let's drink this cup first!" After saying this, Xiang Yun raised his gla.s.s to look at everyone!

"How many times can you laugh in your lifetime? When we meet, you'll definitely get drunk!"

Without even mentioning the crowd's feelings towards Xiang Yun, just this single line of the poem caused Chu Yang to stare at Xiang Yun with a face full of shock. His heroic feelings were stirred up by this single line. He raised his wine cup and clinked it, drinking to his heart's content!

Cores who was at the side had not been drinking, but upon seeing Xiang Yun, he had actually managed to put down this table, the four who had been shouting and shouting just now, onto a table for a meal and a drink. It was impossible to not be shocked.

One had to know that these four people were the most outstanding disciples of the current generation. They were all proud and arrogant, so how could they be manipulated by others? This guy truly did it.

Moreover, even though she had never drunk any wine, she still felt a bit heroic in her heart from the poem she said just now. She wanted to taste if the taste of the wine was as the book said, 'Wine can cure a thousand sorrows'!

Seeing everyone else drink their cups of wine, Xiang Yun, who was all smiles and extremely pa.s.sionate, couldn't help but inwardly sigh in relief.

Finally, the four of them were dealt with. As long as they obediently finished their meal, drank their wine, and went out of the city to turn the sky upside down, it would no longer be his business whether they lived or died.

In order to allow them to enjoy their meal, Xiang Yun, the big boss of the Exquisite Pavilion, the mayor of Qin Feng City, had once again personally paid respect to Yao Haodong, Chu Yang, and Jian Er.

As for Chu Yang and Yao Hao Cang, they were quite appreciative of Xiang Yun. The two of them did not lower themselves to look at Xiang Yun. Instead, they called him a brother and were very friendly.

This was especially true for Chu Yang. He felt that today's feast was tailor-made by Xiang Yun for his big battle. It was enjoyable enough and bold enough. This Yun was truly an amazing person!

In the end, Xiang Yun also raised his goblet in a toast to Wei Tian, who laughed coldly. He did not raise his goblet for long, and instead sneered, "Do you think you're worthy enough to drink with me?"

Xiang Yun pursed his lips, not caring in the least, "I had originally wanted to toast you with a beheaded wine. If you don't want to drink it, then so be it."

"You're courting death!" Wei Tian's expression was sinister as he stared coldly at Xiang Yun, silently threatening him.

Xiang Yun rarely paid him any attention as he continued to eat and drink with the rest. Seeing that these people had already had three rounds of wine and five mouthfuls of food, and the banquet was nearing its end, he began to wonder if he should remind these elders that they could go out of the city and fight and kill each other.

Who would have thought that all of Xiang Yun's painstaking efforts would be ruined by a dish gifted by the waiter, a small 'lion head'!

The Lion's Head was a famous dish in the Mighty Phoenix Pavilion. In fact, it was chosen as a meaty and suitable meatball. After it was cooked, the sauce would become rich and elastic!

It just so happened that there were only four lion heads on the plate. Sword Two had taken away one and Wei Tian had taken away another. And this Yao Haochen might have been panicking due to hunger, but he didn't follow the rules at all.

He used one chopstick to poke through one of the lion heads, while the other one went straight for the other, intending to kill two birds with one stone!

And at this moment, Chu Yang, who already had his eyes on a lion head, had just reached out his chopsticks when he saw his lion head suddenly rise into the air and be caught by Yao Haocang!

He was immediately displeased. Two chopsticks shot out like lightning and instantly blocked off Yao Haotian's chopsticks. His chopsticks caught Yao Haotian's chopsticks and he slashed it downwards!

In an instant, the two lion heads fell to the ground at the same time. Chu Yang shook his arm, and the chopsticks merged together. He stabbed forward and the two lion heads came back together like a candied fruit, pulling them back into his bowl.

"Hey hey, you dare to steal my food!" Yao Hao Cang didn't expect the lion head in his hands to be s.n.a.t.c.hed back by someone. How could he be willing to let go? His chopsticks extended like a sword and tried to stop Chu Yang from retracting his chopsticks.

Chu Yang disapproved. With a flick of his wrist, two lion-headed chopsticks were skewered in his hand. With a flip of his hand, he dodged Yao Haotian's chopsticks.

"Humph, you wish!"

Yao Hao Cang sneered. With his thumb, middle finger holding his chopsticks, he gently shook!

The bamboo chopsticks that were originally solid suddenly lashed out like whips, instantly wrapping around the bamboo chopsticks in Chu Yang's hands and violently pulling!

The bamboo chopsticks in Chu Yang's hand flew out of his grasp. Yao Haodong quickly grabbed the chopsticks and aimed it at the two falling lion heads!

"Humph, such an insignificant skill!"

Chu Yang's movements weren't slow either. He instantly extended his hand and grabbed the two bamboo chopsticks that were flying in the air. He gently placed them in his palms and the bamboo chopsticks suddenly looked like they were cast out of steel.

Chu Yang's sweep disrupted Yao Haotian's chopsticks! He wanted to s.n.a.t.c.h the lion head!

Yao Hao Cang didn't hesitate. He also used both hands to stabilize the pair of chopsticks. Using his strength, he immediately made a pair of bamboo chopsticks harder than steel.

The two of them held bamboo chopsticks in their hands as if they were both holding weapons. They quickly collided with each other in the air as they fought over each other. The bamboo chopsticks would occasionally sweep across the sky like a broadsword or stab the air like a longspear!

Although they were an inch square, the two of them were in a t.i.t for tat. Their might was peerless, like two generals fighting on a battlefield. However, the battlefield had been reduced to a table.

Both of them showed their sharpness, showing no signs of giving in. In the end, the two of them caught each other's chopsticks at the same time. The lion heads caught each other's chopsticks, and whoever let go of the chopsticks, his chopsticks would fall out.

"Release!" Yao Haotian angrily said as he stared at Chu Yang.

"Why didn't you let go!" Chu Yang did not give in!

"Humph!"

Yao Hao gave a cold snort. As he exerted strength in his hands, a steady stream of Yun Li energy flowed into his arms and chopsticks. He forcefully broke Chu Yang's chopsticks until they were a bit loose!

Chu Yang was also unwilling to admit defeat. Circulating the Cloud Power within his body, he quickly channeled it into the bamboo chopsticks and used his powerful physical body to forcefully resist Yao Haohuang's strength!

At this moment, the four bamboo chopsticks were simply like four divine weapons that were imbued with a boundless energy. As the bamboo chopsticks faced each other, the s.p.a.ce around them began to slightly distort.

Seeing this scene, Jian Er from the Milky Way Sword Sect waved his hand and an invisible light screen appeared around the square table.

The guests around the pavilion did not seem to hear the commotion here. They were still chatting, laughing, eating, and drinking in a calm and composed manner, waiting for the performance to begin. They simply did not know that a great 'table battle' had occurred.

In the end, the energy of the two was like a giant balloon, constantly inflating and storing up. Without letting go of the opening, the sphere finally could not withstand the pressure!

Energy erupted!