I Don't Know Martial Art Chapter 16

Chapter 16 - Drinking the Five Poison Wine

Xiang Yun tried using his consciousness to approach the Five Poisons Wine. Indeed, he felt that he was unceasingly approaching the Five Poisons Wine, all the way until he felt that he was already close to the edge of the wine jar, almost touching the surface of the wine vat.

"This …"

Xiang Yun was immediately a little dumbfounded. He couldn't even stand the wine vat, how could he still drink wine!

"It can't be, the items issued by the Ghost System can only be seen and not touched?" Xiang Yun wondered in his heart.

However, when he thought about it again, he felt that something was amiss, because the G.o.d Transformation Art and the Art of Creation had both truly existed in his body, which meant that it could be used. This Five Poison Wine should also be real, so could it be that it had automatically fused with his body?

How come I don't feel like getting drunk at all? Don't tell me the Five Poison Wine can't make people drunk? Since it was wine, he should at least bring it out for others to taste!

However, just as the thought of 'come out' appeared in Xiang Yun's mind, a beam of light suddenly descended from the originally tranquil and boundless s.p.a.ce. In the blink of an eye, the wine vat enveloped Xiang Yun, and in the next moment, the wine vat in front of Xiang Yun had vanished!

"Holy sh * t!"

Xiang Yun was startled by this sudden radiance descending from the skies. Seeing the wine jar in front of him disappear in an instant, Xiang Yun was scared witless as his consciousness was subconsciously pulled out from his mind!

Xiang Yun's consciousness returned to his body. The instant his eyes opened, he suddenly felt his vision darken.

"Eh, it's strange. Isn't it just noon? Why is it already dark?"

Xiang Yun raised his head in puzzlement, only to discover, to his astonishment, that a huge wine vat that was half a man's height had appeared out of nowhere in front of him. The vat was placed in the middle of Xiang Yun's bed, perfectly covering him as he sat cross-legged at the head of the bed.

"Who got this!" Looking at the large wine vat in front of him, Xiang Yun was stunned for a few seconds, before mumbling to himself, bewildered.

He stood up. Originally, he had planned to call the servants outside to ask who had brought this vat of wine. How dare he bring it to this crown prince's bed? Was he planning to rebel?

However, just as Xiang Yun landed on the bed, he seemed to have thought of something. He turned his head to look at the wine vat facing the side of the bed.

"Five Poison Wine!"

"What!"

When Xiang Yun saw these three words, he could not help but suck in a breath of cold air as his eyes widened!

"This is the Five Poison Wine?" Why did you come here? " Xiang Yun had not expected that the Five Poison Wine, which had previously been in his mind and could not be approached in any way, would actually now 'majestically' occupy 'half of his bed in this manner!

Xiang Yun stared at the huge wine vat for a long time, then carefully approached it. He gently touched the surface of the vat, his finger actually touching the hard surface of the vat!

"It's true!" Xiang Yun was finally able to confirm within his heart that the vat of Five Poison Wine had really appeared out of nowhere here. It seemed that the Golden Elegant Warrior System had not deceived him. The items within the system could really be extracted!

Thinking of the profound workings of the Art of Creation, Xiang Yun's expression changed drastically. For a moment, the look in Xiang Yun's eyes when he looked at the Five Poison Wine heated up.

"This thing must have some sort of miraculous effect. At the very least, it should have the physique that is mentioned in novels, as well as the effect of nourishing one's body and vitality." As Xiang Yun thought this, he no longer hesitated. He leaped back onto his bed and continued to size up the wine vat.

It was fortunate that Heir Xiang's bed was made of top-grade wood, and was as hard as steel. Otherwise, such a large jug of wine and his weight alone wouldn't be able to withstand this weight.

Xiang Yun walked around the wine vat once on the bed, but didn't find anything special about it. His gaze drifted over to the mud seal on top of the wine vat. Xiang Yun reached out and grabbed the edge of the mud seal, wanting to uncover it, but just as he tore open a corner, he suddenly stopped what he was doing.

"Could it be that once this thing is torn apart, a toad, poisonous snake, and centipede would pop out?"

Xiang Yun knew that these things within the Wuxia Jin system could not be measured by common sense. If these Five Poison Wine really did have five poisons, and they could also hurt people, wouldn't he be finished the moment he opened the lid?

Now that he had finally become a martial pract.i.tioner with great difficulty, if he had opened up a wine jug out of curiosity and been poisoned by the poisonous substance, wouldn't he become a complete and utter joke?

However, Xiang Yun felt as though his heart had been scratched by a cat when he didn't open the seal on the Five Poison Wine. His heart itched, but he was still unwilling to give up.

Therefore, Xiang Yun began circling around the wine vat, occasionally sneaking his hands and kicking it with his feet before lying down on the vat again. He inclined his head, pressing his ear against the surface of the wine vat and listened carefully to see if there was any movement within.

After this probing for a long time, Xiang Yun finally did not discover any activity within the wine vat. Only now did he feel at ease. It seemed as though there were no living beings within.

Thinking about it, the Wuxia Jin system had given him three core quests. If the quest deadline was not up yet and the system was playing the host to death, then it was really a bit too much.

With this thought in mind, Xiang Yun felt much more at ease. He immediately retracted his hand and grabbed at Mud Seal, preparing to tear it apart. However, before his hand could touch the Mud Seal, his eyes suddenly turned, and he stopped in his tracks.

Immediately afterwards, Xiang Yun extended his right hand over to the top of the mud seal. Clenching his fist downwards, he carefully extended a finger towards the extremely flat surface of the mud seal and suddenly jabbed it downwards!

"Pfft!"

With a light sound, a small hole appeared in the seal on the wine jar with a single finger of Xiang Yun's. With a single poke, the latter quickly withdrew his finger, as if he was afraid that the contents of the jar would bite his finger.

However, nothing unexpected happened.

Xiang Yun was about to go over and take a look when, without warning, his nose twitched and his body abruptly trembled. It was as if he had been holding in his urine for three days and three nights.

"What kind of wine is this? How can it be so fragrant!" The reason why Xiang Yun's body had shuddered for no reason was naturally not because he had truly "gone a thousand miles in one go".

It was because at the moment the seal was broken, an incomparably fragrant, refreshing fragrance of wine wafted into his nose, causing him to feel as if his entire body had been struck by a fine electric current. The electric current flowed through his entire body, causing him to feel a numbing sensation that entered into his bones.

Xiang Yun did not have much experience drinking in his previous life. Although he was very envious of the Heavenly Dragon Eight Division, where Qiao Feng had grabbed the wine bag with one hand and raised his head to drink, when he had once grabbed a Erguotou bottle and raised his head to drink, choking with snot and tears, he knew that being a chivalrous hero was not good, and drinking wine was even worse.

Therefore, Xiang Yun had not done much research on this aspect of wine. Although Xiang Yun had no experience in this aspect, he was an expert in it.

The latter could be said to be "an experienced person in the Wind Moon Restaurant, a capable person in the beauty den!" In addition to his incomparably exalted status, he drank more Beautiful Jade Dew than other people would eat. His requirements towards fine wine could be said to be even more harsh.

Now that Xiang Yun and Xiang Shizi's memories were fused together, the latter's experience with drinking wine was naturally plentiful.

Even so, the aroma of the wine coming out from the small hole made his body tremble and his mind tremble just by smelling it. The rich fragrance of the wine was very evident!

In the next moment, Xiang Yun seemingly leapt onto the wine vat as he reached out and grabbed a corner of the seal. With a mighty tug, the entire seal was torn off completely!

"Hu!"

Almost at the same instant Xiang Yun tore open the seal, a rich fragrance instantly gushed out of the wine jar like a surging tide. The aroma instantly entered Xiang Yun's nose, the latter only feeling the fragrance flow through his nose and rush straight into the heavens!

In the next moment, an intoxicating feeling arose within him, causing him to feel slightly dizzy. Xiang Yun was actually already somewhat intoxicated just by sniffing around!

"Drunk first before drinking, top quality! This is the best wine! " Narrowing his eyes, Xiang Yunxu wrapped his arms around the wine vat, his entire body hanging from the vat as he stretched his head, greedily sucking on the wine vat's surging aroma.

It was as if he was a hungry demon lying on top of a beauty, greedily sucking on the alluring fragrance exuding from her body, infatuated to the point of being unable to control himself!

It was only then that he opened his eyes slightly, trying to see the wine at the mouth of the altar below. With the light from the room, he could vaguely see that the wine within the altar was clear and crystal clear like a clear spring, with not even a single speck of impurity to be seen.

Xiang Yun could not help but swallow a mouthful of saliva before licking the corner of his lips. He did not immediately lower his head to drink, but rather stretched out a finger and carefully extended it into the wine jar, using his finger to lightly dab in the ice-cold wine.

"Gulp!"

In the next moment, Xiang Yun's eyes lit up, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his body shuddered uncontrollably. A fine layer of gooseb.u.mps had actually appeared on his neck.

"This … this …"

Xiang Yun opened her mouth wanting to say something, but before the words could leave her mouth, the latter could no longer hold them back. Both hands grabbed the opening of the wine vat, directly stuffing his head into the mouth of the jug.

In that instant, 'gulp gulp gulp' sounds rang out unceasingly. Xiang Yun was like someone who had been out of water for a few days in the desert and was on the brink of despair.

For a moment, the transparent wine in the wine jar was boiling and the fragrance was surging. The entire room was filled with the intoxicating smell of "pure and fragrant honey", causing one to forget about it.

Xiang Yun had never thought that this five poisons wine, whose name could seduce people, would actually be able to brew such a rare delicacy, a great drink, a special drink, a wild drink that he could not control!

Xiang Yun practically lowered his head from the ground and did not raise his head again. He continued to frantically drink the wine. That wine vat that was half a person tall, the originally filled vat of wine was actually rapidly decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye!

As the wine continued to descend, Xiang Yun's body grew deeper and deeper into the jar. In almost an instant, half of his body had been sucked into the jar. He had actually drunk half the wine in the jar!

However, the latter's body did not swell up even after drinking so much wine. It was no different from how it used to be!

Xiang Yun did not know that at this moment, the golden martial artist's spirit root had grown from his own body.

At this moment, just like the latter, in the instant the wine was poured into Xiang Yun's mouth, the faint golden spiritual root released a strange traction force, causing the wine to enter unceasingly!

This wine entered his spirit root, pa.s.sing through the dark blue cloud energy before it actually shattered into pieces. The liquid turned into gas and escaped from his spirit root, entering Xiang Yun's internal organs, muscles, bones and skin!