Epic Of Ice Dragon: Reborn As An Ice Dragon With A System Chapter 67: Reincarnation Of The Not So Unfortunate... But Still Unfortunate

Chapter 67: Reincarnation Of The Not So Unfortunate... But Still Unfortunate

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Well yeah, my luck sucks.

Who would have thought that I would die by partic.i.p.ating in this shady organization as a biologist?

Haha, not at all, I would have never thought that!

Sigh…

I mean, I knew that there WERE risks… But perhaps I simply didn't give a f.u.c.k.

Why?

Well, let me tell you that money makes you not think well.

I guess it lowered my IQ and I became a r.e.t.a.r.d.

It was obvious that I would end up dying one way or another by partic.i.p.ating in these shady organizations, for f.u.c.k's sake.

But I had to take the risk! It was good money after all.

I have lived my entire life as a complete loser, my father was nowhere to be seen and my mother was depressive and abusive, so, as a kid with a lack of self-esteem, I feed into my anxiety by eating like a pig.

Until I turned into a literal land whale I guess.

At the very least I had a knack for computers and biology because I liked to browse that stuff as a kid and was always on the internet, so I was kind of knowledgeable.

I graduated from the university after earning money online by investing early on Bit Coins, I knew those c.r.a.ppy things no one bought would end up costing a fortune.

That's why I bought around 100000 and just got kind of… millionaires after it became so pricy.

I graduated from university and looped around working on stuff.

Being a millionaire is not exactly that much, you sometimes want more money.

As some say, you never have enough money.

Well, I wanted to buy myself an island and also probably a small country, so I had to get some more money.

And this guy… the d.a.m.n Ivan Wesker came to me one day.

Shady guy, blonde, crimson-red eyes, pale white skin, he literally fits all the criteria of a vampire.

But he was not a vampire, of course, that s.h.i.t is not real.

He was perhaps even worst than an actual vampire though…

But man… he was rich.

He offered me billions!

I only had like… about a few million.

But he offered me billions!

I had to do it, even if it was shady as f.u.c.k.

And here I am… I am about to get killed…

More like I am just dead right now.

I worked in this organization as a biologist, we… were doing pretty secret stuff.

For example, experimenting with a strange type of fungus named Mold… And a certain girl…

Well, the clone of a girl.

She was named Miranda, and it was Ivan's previous fascination.

She got killed after running away.

By… well, the guys that are chasing Ivan down.

You see… he kind of stole a dangerous virus of his own, and he is quite literally a monster.

And he wants to reach G.o.dhood… somehow by becoming an ugly monster.

Okay, I know he's nuts, but he got the money to make me work for someone as crazy as him.

So, I was minding my own business watching over the new Miranda's cells and how she was slowly growing, and then s.h.i.t hit the fan, guys with shotguns and stuff appeared, even helicopters and more, it was like an FBI raid.

A guy that goes by the name of Chris Bluefield entered the facility with a team of professional soldiers and began to stop everything.

In a flash, Ivan was gone with Miranda's clone, and we were left here to just be captured.

I tried to run away but I was so G.o.d d.a.m.n fat it was a pain.

Some specimens we were working on were freed by Ivan to distract Chris and his team, and well, they predated on us, of course.

I somehow managed to hide and escape a lot, but in the end, the other scientists I was working with caught me… and here I am.

I am using the gun I always was with to shot them down, but even shooting at their heads doesn't work.

This mold literally makes you immortal, but you go zombie mode and become an undead-like creature, of course. No emotions, and probably constant pain.

No, thanks!

I quickly try to shoot them, until one of their heads explode, I killed one after he took FIVE shots in the head… I guess he wasn't as immortal, but G.o.d lord you're tough.

There were other two following me, trying to catch me with their black and slimy tentacles.

I saw an entrance and I thought I was going to be able to get through there, but then Chris and his group enter…

f.u.c.k!

Well, at the very least they won't shoot me down! I prefer to go to prison than to f.u.c.king die!

Or so I thought…

"Fire!" The stoic man said as he and his group pointed their shotguns at us.

You're f.u.c.king with me, right?!

I thought you were a righteous man!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

"UAAGGH…!"

My entire fat body is filled with bullets, the pain is unbearable.

My lungs got penetrated, and so my heart, stomach, ribs, and my neck.

I am bleeding all over, fall to the ground, and can't move another inch.

I am dying.

As a disgusting fat pig, I guess it is a fitting end…

At the very least I would had liked to be in my room when I died.

Surrounded by my figures of anime girls… Of Sylphy-chan…

Ugh… The only thing that comes to my head as I am about to die is my anime waifu… Just how pathetic am I?

Sylphy-chan was an adorable elf nee-san… She was the perfect girl.

She had big t.i.ts, a beautiful and mature body, and a sweet smile.

Ugh…

"Oh, he's not infected?"

"Yeah… we just realized,"

"Well, he looked so fat and disgusting I really thought it was infected…"

"Hahaha! Chris, you're always so funny in the most unexpected moments…"

"Well, he was just another scientist here, he probably killed a bunch of innocent people through his work. No one will miss him…"

"Right, let's secure the area!"

Of course… Not even some pity… Go f.u.c.k yourself, Chris Bluefield.

Ugh… Now that I am in my last sparks of consciousness, I guess this is it.

There's no G.o.d, obviously, so I am just going to die here, and my consciousness will disappear into the void, and just be gone of existence…

Hahh…

For some moment, I wish all these Isekai novels I consumed so much were all real…

Man, I want to reincarnate in another world… not die here and just disappear… So depressing… What's the point of life then? Just dying…

Eh? Holy s.h.i.t, are these the hallucinations they always talk about when people are about to die?

Seriously…?

A mechanical voice…

Uagh… I hope this hallucination is real then… I wish I could really reincarnate… and… be with Sylphy-chan… to be wh… her…

…What?

I didn't… said to be her!

WAIT, IS THIS REAL?!

If this is like the Slime Isekai…

T-Then…

Give me something OP! All you got! Give me… Err… infinite magic! And… all affinities and stuff! Everything!

Ahahah…! It worked!

Agh…

I feel like I am drifting.

Where am I even going?

Ugh…

It feels as if I am disintegrating into tiny pieces, and then being sucked into somewhere.

I am… going through some kind of river, it is so freaking cold though…

Ugh…

FLASH!

Suddenly, a strong pain hit my chest.

UAGH!

What is that?

It is as if… someone just pierced my entire being with a spear.

"Your abilities… they are too strong! I won't let you reincarnate as you please, invader!"

Suddenly, the voice of a mature woman roars at me…

And with a curse into my soul (?), I drifted somewhere else…

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