Esper Harem in the Apocalypse Chapter 462 How To (Not) Get Blue Balled

Chapter 462 How To (Not) Get Blue Balled

Maria was watching the video of Lilim sucking Rudy's snake on Rudy's phone. Lilim was glaring at Rudy, and Rudy was enjoying their reactions.

"Come on, stop glaring at me like that. It's turning me on."

"You promised you wouldn't show it to anyone!"

"And I did say that I might show it to the girls. And hey, it's not really that big of a deal, you know? This would happen more often than you think. And once I get the vampire gang in this world, you all are going to live together in one place under one roof.

So how often do you think you would watch us f.u.c.king and sucking each other? They would walk on you too. And... it's my dream to have an orgy with my harem," Rudy said with a straight face.

"...."

"But I haven't even had a threesome..." he sighed. "Because I made a promise to Rias-- just the other day-- that the first threesome would be with her and any girl she selects from my harem."

"So I a.s.sume she is your second favorite girl?" Lilim asked curiously.

"I don't do favorites."

"It's very hard to believe it," Lilim muttered with a judging and knowing look on her face.

"How can you...." Maria gulped down as she finished watching the video. "This looks so wrong. Why do I feel like I am committing a crime? And my stomach feels... funny..."

Even though Maria said that, she played the video again and started touching herself.

"Is it safe to think that Maria has never watched p.o.r.n before?" Rudy asked Lilim.

"You can say that. Those sites are blocked in this network, and even VPN won't work. Just think of it as an advanced blocking system installed by Master Rusher to keep everything safe," Lilim responded.

"But she does know some of the stuff. Let me guess, she watched it on movies or television shows or something something?"

"Correct."

Rudy s.n.a.t.c.hed his phone from Maria's hands and said, "That's enough dose of h.o.r.n.y for today."

Maria looked so desperate to watch more, and her face seemed like she was about to o.r.g.a.s.m soon.

"By the way, what about our bet? I was supposed to suck your t.i.ts, and as interest you were going to suck my d.i.c.k, remember?"

"I do remember. But you are no longer at #2 so--"

"The bet was for me to enter the top 5. And I believe I am still at #5."

Maria moved her gaze to Rudy's crotch and gulped down nervously.

"Well... we are going to do this one day anyway, so I guess today is a good day to start doing it..." she said without taking her eyes off Rudy's crotch.

"Oh~ My~ Lord~" Lilim chirped. "I can't believe this is happening. Lady Maria is going to do something so immoral!"

Rudy gently smacked Lilim on the head and said, "Stop it. If she gets embarra.s.sed or changes her mind, I will be left blue balled."

Lilim licked her lips and said, "If that happens, I will help you out."

"Come to think of it... you said you were Maria's bodyguard for years, but how many years exactly?"

"Hmm~ When Lady Maria was two or three years old, I a.s.sume?"

"Maria is nineteen right now, so if she was two years old when you joined the Ross Syndicate, that would mean you were nine years old at that time?" Rudy wondered with a puzzled look on his face.

"Yes."

"Why would you become someone's bodyguard at the age of nine years? Scratch that. How did Rusher even make you a bodyguard? You were only a kid at that time."

"It wasn't Master Rusher, it was the boss who a.s.signed me as Maria's bodyguard. And I don't want to talk about it right now, please."

"Alright, I won't force you."

"I was asked by someone to protect Maria, but I won't tell who," she added.

"Are you two done?" Maria's gaze was still fixated on Rudy's crotch. "I don't know how to do it, so teach me."

Rudy was standing in front of Maria and Lilim, while they both were sitting on the couch.

"How about your first start by taking off my pants?"

"I have to do even that?"

"It makes things more exciting."

Maria gulped down nervously and moved her hands to Rudy's pants. She unhooked the b.u.t.ton and pulled down the zipper while staring at his crotch. Then, she slowly pulled down his pants and witnessed an erect snake.

"Why are you hard already?!"

"This is a normal function of a healthy teenage boy," Rudy shrugged.

Maria opened her mouth and licked her lips a couple of times as she stared at Rudy's snake.

"Looking at it closely, it looks so big. I can't believe Lilim was sucking it entirely with her mouth without any problems," she uttered.

"I can take it whole in my hole, too," Lilim quipped. "It feels so so good~"

"I will experience it by myself one day," Maria said without taking her eyes off of Rudy's snake.

"Are you going to keep staring or do something else too?" Rudy asked.

"I am trying to gather my thoughts." Maria slowly moved her hand towards Rudy's snake and touched it.

"It's so hard! And hot!"

"Then make it cold with your mouth," he chuckled softly.

Maria gulped nervously and slowly opened her mouth, moving it forward to suck Rudy's snake.

Suddenly, a loud rattling noise mixed with whirring ran across the estate ground. Soon, that noise was overlapped by even louder noise. And then one more.

Yells and screams roared outside the estate ground as they got louder and clearer. Gun firing shots, as well as banging noises were also mixed with all the noises.

"f.u.c.k me. I shouldn't have jinxed it. Curse you, my powers!"

"What's going on?!" Maria exclaimed.

"Uhh..." Rudy let out a short sigh and wore his pants. "It seems my fans have come to greet me."

"They are here to collect the debt?"

"Yeah."

"What will you do now?"

"Just buy me some time. You two should go and try to calm them down. I will be there in a minute."

"Okay."

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Next chapter- Angry Fans.

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