Xiling Empire Chapter 13

What's the possibility of no-income high school student being able
to support 300 adults? Legally, this is basically impossible.

Let's ignore their food first. Maybe their body structure doesn't
require food, but at least they must have a place to live. I can't possibly let
300 commanders go and beg on the street……

Therefore, the highest cla.s.sed alien professional group is formed.

To prevent people from seeing us, Pandora created an optical field
that covers a diameter of one kilometer. Unless people accidentally run into
this field, no one will see this much suspicious people gathering.

I stare at them curiously as they prepare for fitting into this
world.

I stop in front of a middle aged man curiously.

"What are you doing?"

Square face, thick eyebrow, stiff shapes, his face looks perfectly
like the Paladin. He is sitting on the ground with his eyes closed and hands clasped
in front of him. Is he practicing his power??

As I finish my question, a light flashes between his hands, and
then he opens his eyes, and shows me what is in his hands.

Pa.s.sport……

Xiling technology is great, even on making fake ID……

I stammered, "keep going, keep going……"

He nodded, and continues to produce fake ID with his honest
appearance……

After the counterfeiting man, I walk to a long-hair girl with a
serious look on her face. In front of her is a screen shining bright blue, with
words flashing by at blinding speed.

"What's this?"

The girl freezes the screen, and says reverently, "Finding a job."

On the frozen screen is something like a personal profile. Looks
like she is trying to find a job by directly adjusting the database. Obviously she
does not understand the difference between human and them, and thinks altering
the database would solve everything. Unfortunately, human are not machines. A
change in coding would not change our memory. Even if you add your name to the
database, no one would recognize you as their colleague.

As I want to tell her that her way would not work, she asks.

"Emperor, "she asks as reverent as ever, "what kind of job is a
president?"

……I try to remain calm as I shut the screen, squeezing words out
of the corner of my lips, "just stop making trouble……"

I really need to know what the heck these people are doing. I told
them to fit into human society, but I never imagined them to be this creative -
although it IS efficient……

30 minutes later, I am completely stunned.

There's one faking IDs, one faking certificates, one invading
government database, and two printing counterfeits at the corner. Judging by
their efficiency, if I unleash them, they would become those that governors
want to kill but couldn't find within a few months.

And this is not all, more commanders are gathering on the other
end, around Pandora.

Two hundred commanders are sitting in a perfect circle. In the
middle is Pandora and a 3D hologram, and Pandora is constantly pointing at the
hologram.

"Everyone, "Pandora waves the stick in her hand, "look at here."

Everyone, including me, looks at the place she's pointing at.

"This is the place where the biggest trench is on this planet, "she
is really serious, "which is also the weakest spot of the crust. And here, on
this red circle, is the optimal spot for our cross-spatial cannon. If we want
to conquer the planet with the smallest cost, we need to add a Parswell Psionic
energy recycling system here, where the red dot is, otherwise the long line……"

"Stop!!!" I couldn't tolerate it anymore.

My shout is very effective. Our alien terrorists forms a squad in
front of me with surprising speed. I guess this is possibly the most organized
criminal group……

Looking at the soldiers in front of me, it's really hard to imagine
that, ten seconds ago, not only are they planning to take over the world, but
also studying how to make fake ID and certificates……

"Look at what you're doing!" I yell sternly, "fake IDs, fake
money, fake certificate, fake license, hacking bank system for money……what the
heck are you thinking?? And these are still not that bad, but you're planning
on invading……"

"Brother, "someone's tugging my shirt, "if we want to fit in
without being discovered, all these are necessary - did you forgot that my ID
is also fake?"

"Ok, faking ID is an exception - the one faking IDs, go back to
work." I wave the honest-looking man back to work.

"If we want to live, money is necessary, "Pandora continues, "and
you don't need to worry. As we make those money, we already understood the
economy of the world through the internet. All the possible economic loss will
be transferred onto illegal incomes, it will not harm the current economy."

"……Fine, counterfeits also pa.s.s. But even if you can avoid harming
the economy, still don't print too much!"

With my permission, two counterfeiting commanders immediately go
back to their corner, to continue on their honourable work of providing the
starting funds for the Empire's Expeditionary Force.

"Although we have IDs, 300 people that pop out from nowhere is
still easily noticeable, therefore it's necessary to adjust it in the database."

"This is the only time, go back to work……"

The few commanders hacking citizen database give me a salute, and
walks away.

"That long-hair girl, I'm not talking about you. Find a job
normally!!"

"Concerning the benefit of the Empire……" Pandora tries to
continue.

"Are you trying to say that, concerning the benefit of the Empire,
doing a drill on taking over the world is also necessary?" I ask this loli that
appears to be emotionless but actually a war-maniac with my face twisted.

"It's a blessing for the empire that you finally come to this
realization." Pandora says calmly.

"Bless your a.s.s!" I finally broke out, "This is a peaceful world,
not the front line! Can't you guys just live peacefully!? Do you really want World
War III that bad!? How much trouble do you plan to give me before you are
satisfied?"

Pandora stares at me with her unfocused grey eyes, as if making
sure that I'm not joking. Finally she nods and turn of the hologram behind her.

I turn around, the 200 commanders that was preparing for war is
still standing still waiting for commands.

"OKOK, dismiss. Do something meaningful, or even just talk about
life. If you are really bored, go help with removing that guy's wood flakes."

Commanders give a salute, and scatters.

Looks like I still have a long way to go on settling these
war-maniacs.

"Pandora, is there something you want to tell me?" I find Pandora
still standing behind me, so I ask curiously.

"So I can't stand behind you?" Pandora raise her head to look at
me.

"No, I thought you need to stay with your subordinates. You are
their general, there must be things you need to do with them."

I can hear the bitterness in her voice, "I was, before you stopped
me."

"Then you better not do it……what's the time?"

"2:12 AM, we should go back."

"Is it Ok to just leave them here?" I look at the commanders, and
couldn't stop myself from worrying. I really think they would cause a lot of
trouble.

"They are well trained soldiers, " Pandora replies, "there's no
need to worry about their safety."

Girl, you have no idea what I'm worrying about!

Whatever, I'll go back first. It would be really "FUN" if Jing finds
out.

"Pandora, bring me back. Also, tell them to stay away from
trouble."

Pandora nods, and proficiently put me on her shoulder……

I REALLY WANT A CAR!!!!!