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THE GIRL: (Turning up her nose.) How ridiculous! What brought you to Lake George?
THE FELLOW: You.
THE GIRL: I! Oh, you are too absurd for anything. Give me my glove, please, and let me go.
THE FELLOW: (Coming still nearer.) Don't be rash. There's no place to go. All of your camping party have gone on a boating trip except yourself. You're surely not going back there and hang around the camp all alone?
THE GIRL: (In surprise.) How did YOU know that the rest of my party had gone away for the day?
THE FELLOW: I saw 'em start. Why didn't you go with 'em?
THE GIRL: I had nothing to wear but this tailor-made gown, and a girl can't go boating in a dress like this. I only intended to stay two days when I came up here from New York to join the camp, and was not prepared with enough clothes. I've sent home for clothes and am expecting them to arrive at the camp this morning-- _that's_ why I didn't go boating, since you are impertinent enough to ask. (She gives him an indignant look.)
THE FELLOW: I beg your pardon. Won't you sit down?
THE GIRL: No, I will not. (Still looking quite indignant, she sits down immediately on bench. He sits down beside her.)
THE FELLOW: Neither will I. (He looks at her out of the corners of his eyes, and she turns her face away, nervously tapping the stage with one foot.)
THE GIRL: You seem to know all that has been going on at our camp.
I believe you have been spying on us.
THE FELLOW: Not at all. I know one of the girls in your camp.
THE GIRL: (Sarcastically.) Oh, you do! (She tosses her head.) So you have been following me up in order to send some message to another girl. Who is she?
THE FELLOW: Genevieve Patterson.
THE GIRL: (Aside.) I'll _never_ let him know now that I have on Genevieve's clothes.
THE FELLOW: But you're mistaken. I've already sent the message.
It was about _you_.
THE GIRL: About _me_? What about me?
THE FELLOW: I wanted Genevieve to introduce us. Say--you haven't told me your name yet.
THE GIRL: I don't intend to. I think you are very forward.
THE FELLOW: Shall I tell you _my_ name?
THE GIRL: By no means.
THE FELLOW: You're not interested?
THE GIRL: Not a bit.
(There is a pause. She keeps her head turned away. He looks upward and all around, somewhat embarra.s.sed.)
THE FELLOW: (Finally breaking the silence.) Are there any bugs in your camp?
THE GIRL: (Facing him angrily.) Sir!
THE FELLOW: I mean gnats, mosquitoes--things like that.
THE GIRL: Yes. I was badly bitten last night by a mosquito.
THE FELLOW: (Very much interested.) Where did he get you?
THE GIRL: (Laughing.) Well, you are so fresh that I can't be mad at you. You're _too_ funny. Since you want to know so much, he _got me_ on the knee. I wasn't far-seeing enough to bring mosquito netting. It's a bad bite.
THE FELLOW: Is it possible?
THE GIRL: Don't you believe it?
THE FELLOW: Well, I'm not far-seeing enough to know for sure. (With a sly glance at her knees.)
THE GIRL: How silly of you! But say--I know a joke on you. I saw you fall in the lake yesterday.
THE FELLOW: (Nodding his head.) While I was fishing?
THE GIRL: Yes; it was so amusing. I don't know when I've enjoyed such a hearty joke. How did you come to fall in?
THE FELLOW: I _didn't_ come to fall in. I came to fish.
THE GIRL: I also saw that man with the camera over in your camp.
What was he dojng?
THE FELLOW: Oh, he was a moving picture man from New York. He was taking moving pictures of our cheese.
THE GIRL: Preposterous! Have you caught any fish since you came?
THE FELLOW: Only a dog-fish, with a litter of puppies.
THE GIRL: (With wide-open eyes.) How interesting! What did you do with them?
THE FELLOW: We made frankfurter sausages out of the little ones, and we are using the big one to guard the camp.
THE GIRL: To guard the camp?
THE FELLOW: Yes--it's a watch-dog fish.
THE GIRL: Well, I've heard of sea-dogs, but I never knew before that--
THE FELLOW: Oh, yes--quite common. I suppose, of course, you heard the cat-fish having a concert last night.
THE GIRL: No--surely you are joking.
