Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 75.3

Chapter 75.3 - The spring night is bitterly short

[Party] This emperor: Really …...

[Party] July: doesn't …...

[Party] Powerful hotpot: want ….

[Party] Parting song: face ….

Mu Cheng laughed.

[Party] Su Muzhe: I'm heading off.

[Party] This emperor: Ah? You're not going to try out the new quest? Little Tang poem?! Where did she go?

[Party] Su Muzhe: The spring night is bitterly short …

Those few words really made everyone's imagination go into overdrive.

There's no need to be afraid of hoodlums, unless when they're also cultured!

[Party] July: Goodbye! Farewell! Leave! I wish you happiness!

Mu Cheng was in a great mood.

Tang Xiao kept sneaking looks at the screen, and inside she was screaming - I like it! Should I also learn a few ancient poems to be a cultured hoodlum too …

“Moonlight before my bed, there are two pairs of shoes by the bed …”

“What do you want to eat for dinner?” Mu Cheng saw that Tang Xiao was staring into s.p.a.ce again and interrupted her.

“En? Dinner?” Tang Xiao's eyes were blank.

Mu Cheng was helpless, “Steamed hairy crab?”

“En? Okay …”

Mu Cheng got up to head to the kitchen.

“Right, when are you free? It's time to see Mrs Mu?” Mu Cheng suddenly thought of something.

“En?” Tang Xiao froze again.

Mu Cheng flicked her forehead hard then held her tightly. “Let's go see my mum.”

…. The rumoured … meeting … the parents ….

“If you're not saying anything, I'm taking that as agreement.” Mu Cheng added.

Tang Xiao was just about to say something before Mu Cheng blocked her mouth.

In the end, Tang Xiao was rendered helpless with Mu Cheng's kiss.

In these few months, she'd been pressed down on the couch and kissed, pressed down on the bed and kissed, pressed against the wall and kissed, all different types.

But this was the first time that Mu Cheng had picked her up and placed her on his lap, holding her tightly as he kissed her.

En .. this … if a third person came in and saw this, it'd look like Tang Xiao was pushing Mu Cheng down to kiss him.

This was like as if you were determined to be the ‘bottom' but suddenly, you had the chance to flip the tables and become the ‘top'!

The feeling was strange.

Mu Cheng lightly let go of her. “En? I'm treating that as a yes.”

Tang Xiao then realised what he was talking about, too shameless!

Using this method to ‘force' her!

Tang Xiao angrily bit his ear and Mu Cheng's breaths grew heavier.

He pushed her down against the couch and made her say yes a few more times before letting her go.

Mu Cheng b.u.t.toned up his loosened shirt and tidied up Tang Xiao's clothes before humming and walking to the kitchen.

He left Tang Xiao in a half dead half alive state, lying down and wondering about life.

She definitely got scammed.

And got taken advantage of.

Tang Xiao gloomily watched Mu Cheng's back as the word - heartless - appeared in her mind.

Sob sob sob.

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TL note:

“Moonlight before my bed …” - TX is parodying a really famous basic poem that primary school kids learn (the very first line because the words are h.o.m.ophones kinda). It's called “Quiet Night Thought” by Li Bai.

Hairy crab - this crab sounds awful but it's actually a delicacy! I had it in China and we paid $150CNY for one little thing per person (and by we I mean my parents because I would've never ho ho ho)

Leave a comment and because it's not Mu Cheng's fault that TX is weak xx