Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 18.1

Chapter 18.1 - This is d.a.m.n fate 2

These two days, Tang Xiao’s life was very rich.

Every day, she was busy chasing and killing her own alt account.

As soon as she got online, she teased her guild mates and then flirted with a few girls.

Then she’d begin her chasing and killing from day to night.

Ranzhi Jiangshan saw this and didn’t know what that little account did to provoke her.

On the j.a.panese Rose’s side, once they’d heard this, they’d laughed so hard they fell down.

They even brought their families over to say they’d “help her out”.

Tang Xiao saw this and thought, j.a.panese Rose indeed, didn’t let go of a single opportunity to scam her.

Just as she was fighting with that group of beasts, Su Muzhe teleported over to her and pushed both of Tang Xiao’s accounts behind him..

In an instant, he did a movement that was like “you’ll have to cross over my dead body to get to them.”

Of course, j.a.panese Rose guild, then had to give up.

They all crouched down to the side and decided to watch the drama.

[Guild] July: *clicks tongue*, I heard, that you even dared to swear at Su Muzhe’s alt account. My G.o.d! I’ve seen people who aren’t scared of death, but I’ve never seen people to your extent!

[Guild] Tang poem: Don’t say any more. I’m so full of regret. Right now, I’m just doing the last struggle before my death.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: Why do I feel like that this fearless little Tang poem turns into a cute little obedient lamb as soon as she meets Su Muzhe?

[Guild] Tang poem: Come, come, come! I’ll make you feel good, then you’ll know how cute and obedient I am.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: If it’s like that, I feel like I should tell Su Muzhe that “King called me” is your alt account.

[Guild] Tang poem: Don’t, don’t, don’t, I’m sorry, I was wrong.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: My G.o.d! This secret’s too heavy! I feel like I can’t breathe! I can’t take it any more, save me! What do I do, I’m really scared that I might accidentally let it slip.

Tang Xiao grit her teeth on her side of the computer.

[Guild] Tang poem: Tell me what you want.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: Hush money!

[Guild] Tang poem: Beasts!

Once money got mentioned, the rest of the other lurkers all jumped out of the woodblock, screaming that they wanted hush money too much.

Tang Xiao had to split all of the money that she’d saved up after being hacked.

She felt like she’d pretty much been hacked again as she bit her handkerchief and cried.

But this was even more heartbreaking.

At least when she got hacked, she had no idea and when she did find out, it’d already happened.

But this time, she knew she was getting robbed!

Beasts!

Those who had achieved their aim then left.

Tang Xiao had to cry and grip her handkerchief as she also had to chop herself.

Even those girls who had to sell matches weren’t as pitiful as her.

[Now] Tang poem: King called me, screw your old man.

[Now] Tang poem: Beast! To actually bully my wife! Come, come, come! I’ll teach you how to be a new person.

She’d nearly almost bunched up her sleeves and stomped on her alt account a few times.

The couples’ teleporting skill was really too convenient for Su Muzhe.

He could appear soundlessly next to her at any time so Tang Xiao couldn’t even slack off.

So she decided to copy and paste these few phrases and just keep pasting.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, I suddenly want to ask, do you have an old man?

[Now] Tang poem: Ah?

Tang Xiao was still pasting the second line when she suddenly saw him ask a strange question that had no context.

So she truthfully answered that she didn’t.

[Now] Su Muzhe: En, that’s fine then, keep swearing.

Tang Xiao then realised.

She didn’t have an old man! What was she scared of then!

So she went from ‘screw your old man’ to ‘I’ll **** your old man”.

All of her lines were about asking about her old man, not letting go of any chances.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Maybe you should sweat at your second old man.

[Now] Tang poem: Why? The difference between old man and secondold man is too big! I’ll **** your old man is five words, it encapsulates my rage perfectly! I’m determined against the huge hatred and revenge I have. But see, if I change it to “I’ll **** your second old man”, the words become too much. The tone isn’t strong any more. If you’re going to swear at someone, you have to swear at them earnestly, otherwise, there’s no point to swearing. Hearing it is sincere, **** your old man~

[Now] Su Muzhe: ….. Just say second old man.

Tang Xiao was enraged.

[Now] Tang Xiao: (# ` n) why!

[Now] Su Muzhe: Because I have an old man.

Tang Xiao really wanted to say, what the heck did that have to do with me.

Watching the game and even through the monitor, she could feel a slight menacing aura from Su Muzhe so she held it in and didn’t dare.

She just turned around and went to chase her alt account, chopping at it again.

She quietly counted the amount of times she’d chopped herself.

After killing people, you’d acc.u.mulate crime points so she calculated and thought that after a few more times, she’d have to go to jail so she decided to stop.

Su Muzhe traded over a few items that could extinguish crime points.

To get items from Su Muzhe, there’d definitely be no such free lunch.

[Now] Tang poem: So many?

[Now] Su Muzhe: I won’t go online tomorrow so I’ll leave some extra for you.

[Now] Tang poem: En?

Tang Xiao found out that she’d been responding pretty slowly lately.

Su Muzhe, was she reporting to her?

Mu Cheng rubbed his temples and suddenly realised that Tang Xiao wouldn’t be online tomorrow either.

Whatever, he didn’t bother explaining more, if she’s stupid, just leave her be.

The poll for the next Spirit Road’s spokesperson had ended.

Su Bai was still winning for a margin, with Tang Xiao as second.

A few other female actresses had a few tickets behind too.

Recently, Su Bai had been doing activities internationally so she didn’t take this spokesperson’s contract.

Spirit Road’s company then flipped through Tang Xiao’s details and contacted Xiao Lin.

The next day was the signing of the contract and Tang Xiao vaguely remembered that Chief Ning told her that she had to sign something.

But at this time, she’d already been bewitched by Mu Cheng and her soul was mostly gone.

Apart from Mu Cheng, she couldn’t hear or see anything.

On the second day, Tang Xiao had two huge black circles underneath her eyes as she was dragged by Xiao Lin to sign the contract.

Tang Xiao looked at Spirit Road’s company’s doors blurrily.

“Xiao Lin, if I do a few eye exercises, do you reckon my black circles would go down?”

Xiao Lin straightforwardly broke her fantasy.

“Who told you that eye exercises would help make black circles go away?”

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TL note:

Mu Cheng watching out for her, making sure that she’s not swearing at her own old man orz.

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