Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break? Chapter 38

Chapter 38 – b.o.o.bies

TL: Agni

TLC: Kriz

Editor: Isalee

QC: Kittsune

First Published on Ainushi

「Now…….Would you like to explain what just happened?」
「Yes.」

Andou-kun…… Leaving aside that h-h-h-he had touched my b.r.e.a.s.t.s….. D-d-don't tell me, he had the guts to touch Cla.s.s rep's b.r.e.a.s.t.s too. There is no comprehensible explanation for this situation—–  (Asakura)

Hiiiiiiii! Why am I kneeling in 'seiza' before Asakura-san in the library?! s.h.i.t…… The main culprit, Cla.s.s rep was like——-

『Andou-kun, here, I entrust this matter to you. I'll be leaving first! It's alright. Don't worry about me…… as I don't give a d.a.m.n about you too!』

——–Saying that before she completely disappears……. That d.a.m.n woman! (Andou)

「Now, I wonder what the heck just happened? I saw you about to touch Cla.s.s rep's b.r.e.a.s.t.s——-」

「I-it's not like that!」

「What——-is ?」

「It was just to be sure!」

「To be sure? Of?」

「That is—–」

s.h.i.t! How should I answer that? I can't possibly be honest and say 'to ascertain my feelings for you'……. Right! (Andou)

「That is—— to be sure 'whether my heart pounds at Cla.s.s rep's large b.o.o.bs'!」

「Huh?!」

「Hiiiiiii! I-I'm sorry!」

What? Why is Asakura-san super mad at me when I'm telling her the truth?! (Andou)

W-w-w-w-what! I knew it! Andou-kun is fond of large-breasted girls! E-e-even though he had touched my b.r.e.a.s.t.s! Since mine were small, his heart didn't 'throb'. Isn't that what he's saying?!  (Asakura)

「Fu———n, I see….. You're very fond of large b.o.o.bs. Hmm, my b.o.o.bs are small after all…… you know since you've touched it. Surely you must feel disappointed comparing mine with Cla.s.s rep's, right?」

「………huh」

C-craaaaap! I see! The words I said just now were taken by Asakura-san as 'Hey, small breast'! This is bad! Rather than making Asakura-san misunderstand, being honest and saying 'it was to ascertain my feelings for you' would have been a hundred times better! (Andou)

「A-Asakura-san, that's not it! T-that was—-」

「What is it? You still want to make excuses….. It's not like my tiny b.r.e.a.s.t.s are—–」

Say it! Go on, tell her! Tell her I tried to touch Cla.s.s rep's b.r.e.a.s.t.s to recognise my 『feelings』! When I was about to touch Cla.s.s rep's b.r.e.a.s.t.s, my heart did pound, but it was obviously different from the throbbing I had for Asakura-san. When I touched her b.r.e.a.s.t.s, my heart didn't just palpitate merely because I was touching b.r.e.a.s.t.s….. By touching Asakura-san, the 'prettiest girl' and coming into direct contact with 'that', I realized it!

That towards you, I——-  (Andou)

「I like Asakura-san's b.o.o.bs more!」

「Fue!? A-Andou-kun?」

W-What did he just say——Andou-kun…….. He L-l-l-likes my b.o.o.bs?! b.o.o.bs as in b.r.e.a.s.t.s…….right? b.r.e.a.s.t.s is a body part, yeah…… And my body is a part of me. That means I can apply this equation as b.o.o.bs=me or me=b.o.o.bs. Then, Andou-kun's words just now becomes—— 『I like Asakura-san ('s b.o.o.bs)!』! (Asakura)

「——Eh, Ah……..no! Wait, just now I don't think I communicated it sufficiently……」

「Do you really find…… my b.o.o.bs  more……. to your liking…… than large b.o.o.bs?」

「Eh, Aa……yes」

「Really? Compared to Cla.s.s rep's b.o.o.bs?」

「Mmhmm.」

「T-Then! Compared to Cla.s.s rep's big b.o.o.bs, my…… Even so, you like my b.o.o.bs more?」

「Yes!」

「Fuuuue~~~~~」

「A-Asakura-san?」

Andou-kun……..likes me! Me—— he said he 『likes』 me! (Asakura)

「Nnnn, *ahem*!」

「It can't be helped then. I-I'll let you off this time.」

「R-really?」

「Yeah, but on one condition!」

「Condition…….tell me! I'll listen to whatever you want!」

If Asakura-san is willing to let me off, whether it's one or two conditions, I'll accept them all! (Andou)

「Then, I'll tell you…….the condition.」

「Yes!」
「The condition is……..T-that—— 『from now on, except for mine, Andou-kun is prohibited from touching other girls' b.o.o.bs!』」

C-come again? (Andou)

「W-what? Don't tell me……you can't accept it?」

「No……. Rather, I don't get why you gave me that condition.」

「You, you don't get it?! Andou-kun, you touched my b.o.o.bs, didn't you?」

「Y-yes!」

「That's why, it becomes your responsibility!」

「Responsibility?」

「Of course! I'm not the type of woman who simply lets someone touches her body——-much less feel my breast! If despite this, you who has touched my b.o.o.bs still recklessly touch other girls' b.r.e.a.s.t.s at school, wouldn't the 『value of my b.o.o.bs』 plummet?!」

T-that's right! *pishan*(1) (Andou)

「That's why, as it's your responsibility to protect the 'value' of my b.o.o.bs since you've touched it, you aren't allowed to carelessly touch other girls' b.o.o.bs!」

「S-so that's what you meant!」
「Besides…….A-Andou-kun, you like my 'b.o.o.bs' the most, right? If that's true, then you don't need other people's b.r.e.a.s.t.s since you've touched the best b.o.o.bs!」

「It's exactly as you said!」

Asakura-san! You're wrong! There is no such thing as unnecessary b.o.o.bs in this worlddddddddddd! H-however, so as not to fan her anger, I could only do as she said….. Besides, even if I don't make such promises, there won't be any other girl that will let a 『loner』 like me touch her b.o.o.bs! Hahaha, it's sad to say so myself! (Andou)

「Good! S-So it's a promise!」

「Yes……」

「Looking at other girls' b.o.o.bs is off limits!」

「Yes…….」

Ever since I escaped, I've been listening to their entire conversation from outside the library, but……

Andou-kun and Asakura-san, why aren't the both of you getting together? (Cla.s.s rep)

TN notes:

(1) The sound of enlightenment (lol)