Up In Honey's Room Part 3

"I don't know, he never told me exactly what he did. He was from Argentina and had something to do with Grand Prix auto racing in Europe before the war. He always called cars motorcars. He'd stay at the Abington in a one-bedroom apartment that had a tiny kitchen. If there were twin beds he'd pull down the Murphy bed in the living room. He was a little guy, very slim, but liked big beds." Honey said, "You know, I remember reading about Jurgen and the SS guy escaping. It was in all the Detroit papers."

It brought Kevin back, his image of Honey and a suave type of guy who looked like a tango dancer gone from his mind.

She said, "Jurgen might be the same boy Walter told me about, or he might not. Walter did write to someone who was in the war. I remember he got a letter postmarked from Poland in 1939, but Walter never said anything about it. By that time we were barely speaking."

"Jurgen Schrenk was in Poland before going to North Africa, according to the marshal in Tulsa. The guy who swears Jurgen's here, hiding out."

"You said he's famous?"

"A book was written about him, all kinds of magazine articles, a long one in True Detective True Detective. The book, Carl Webster: The Hot Kid of the Marshals Service , Carl Webster: The Hot Kid of the Marshals Service , came out about ten years ago." came out about ten years ago."

"Have you read it?"

"Yeah, I got hold of a copy-it's good. Carl's been in some really tight situations. I've talked to some agents who know him, they all say he's the real thing. He's shot and killed at least a dozen wanted felons, or otherwise known bad guys like Emmett Long and Jack Belmont." Kevin paused. "No, it was his wife Louly who shot Jack Belmont. She shot another bank robber too, but I forget his name."

Honey said, "His wife goes with him, he's after bad guys?"

"They were unusual situations. Louly was related to Pretty Boy Floyd's wife, and for a time everybody thought Louly was Floyd's girlfriend."

"Before she married Carl Webster."

"That's right, and now she's in the Women Marines, teaching recruits how to fire a machine gun from the backseat of a dive-bomber." Kevin said, "All the guys Carl Webster shot, he used the same Colt .38 revolver, the front sight filed off. No, one he shot with a Winchester at four hundred yards. At night." Kevin said, "Something I don't understand, you see his name in the paper or in the book, it's Carl Webster. But when he calls me he says, 'This is Carlos Webster.'"

"That's his real name?"

"Carlos Huntington Webster. His dad was in Cuba with Hun-tington's Marines at Guantanamo in '98, during the Spanish-American War. Carl's mother was Cuban and his dad's mother was part Northern Cheyenne. But does he go by Carl or Carlos?"

"How old is he?"

"All he's done, you'd think he'd have some years on him, but he isn't yet forty years old."

"Have you met him?"

"Not yet. He was ready to come to Detroit on his own, help us look for Jurgen and the SS guy, Otto. But Carl's boss, the Tulsa marshal, retired and they made Carl acting head of the office. He raised h.e.l.l saying he'd never had a desk job and never would.

The marshals office in Washington said okay, they'd look around and find someone to take his place. He told me, if we don't have Jurgen by the time his replacement arrives, he's definitely coming." Kevin looked at Honey. He loved looking at her profile. She had a cute nose like the girls in the Jantzen swimming suit ads. She didn't act like she knew she was a knockout, but he would bet she did and knew how to use her looks without letting on too much.

"You want to meet him if he comes?"

"I wouldn't mind," Honey said. "But why would he bother seeing me?"

"Walter," Kevin said. "He wants you along when he talks to him."

Four.

[image]very time Carl approached the Mayo he thought of the guy who tried to shoot him in the back as he entered the hotel. The Black Hand extortion guy ten years ago. With an Italian name Carl couldn't think of. The doorman that day had been holding one of the doors open for Carl. He started in and the gla.s.s in the door next to him and in the door swinging closed behind him both shattered, blown apart with the sound of high-caliber gunfire and now tires screaming, the Ford coupe gone by the time Carl came around with his Colt revolver.

Today the same doorman was holding the door open, Marvin, a black guy, Marvin asking Carl as he approached the entrance how he was this spring morning. Now looking past Carl and saying, "Uh-oh," under his breath. "Man has a gun."

Carl stopped. He heard his name called and turned to see a young guy in black holding a big heavy show-off nickel-plate automatic against his leg, the shoulders of his suit wide, zooty, the pants pegged at his light-tan shoes. There he was, a full head of black hair shining in the hotel lights, a young gangster, Italian or Jewish, here to shoot Carl Webster. If the kid was Jewish he'd be a kin of the Tedes...o...b..others, Tutti and Frankie Bones from the Purple Gang. That time in Okmulgee they came around on him pulling their guns, Carl fired twice and the Tedescos went down.

This one, standing on the sidewalk in front of the hotel, said, "You Carl Webster?"

"Yes, I am. Tell me who you're related to."

"You killed my brother."

The third one to come along with a dead brother. Carl said, "You mean the one use to beat the s.h.i.t out of you when he felt like it? Which one was he?"

"Luigi Tessa."

Jesus Christ, Lou Tessa the backshooter. Carl shook his head. "You know he ambushed me? Right here as I'm going in the hotel? You could've busted me from behind yourself, but you want to do it face-to-face, uh? There's hope for you, boy. What's your name?"

"Why you want to know?"

"So when I tell what happened here I can give your Christian name. Who you were." Carl freed the b.u.t.ton holding his suitcoat closed and said, "Wait a minute. I never killed your brother, he went to prison."

"Where he got the chair," the kid gangster said. "It's the same as you killin' him."

"Listen," Carl said, "you don't want to shoot me." He held his suitcoat open wide with both hands. "You see a gun on my person?" Carl dropped his arms, his right hand sweeping the coat aside to bring out the .38 revolver from his waist, hard against his spine, and put it on Lou Tessa's brother, telling him, "Now you see it. Lay your left hand on that cannon you're holding and eject the loads till the piece is empty. You pause," Carl said, "I'll take it to mean you want to kill me and I'll shoot you through the heart."

Virgil, Carl's dad, said, "I thought you liked a shoulder holster."

"I'm not gonna wear it driving. I get in the car," Carl said, "my gun goes in the glove compartment. I checked out of the office and stopped by the Mayo for a drink. You ought to move to Tulsa. That bar in the bas.e.m.e.nt keeps right up."

"What'd you do with the kid gangster?"

"Turned him over to Tulsa police. They'll look him up, see if his big nickel-plate is dirty or not. Vito Tessa, they can have him. I'm leaving from here in the morning, six-thirty."

"How come you're sure the two Huns are in Detroit?"

Carl and his dad were sitting in wicker chairs this evening-in shirtsleeves but wearing their felt hats-on the front porch of Virgil's big California bungalow, the home situated in the midst of his thousand acres of pecan trees.

"What you want to ask," Carl said, "is how I know they're still in Detroit, five and a half months later."

They were talking about Jurgen Schrenk mostly, a POW from the Afrika Korps, tank captain and one of Rommel's recon officers. Finally, 165 days from the time Jurgen and the other one, Otto Penzler, the SS major, broke out of the Deep Fork prisoner-of-war camp-drove out in a panel truck, the two Krauts wearing suits of clothes made from German uniforms-Carl was free to get after them.

This day he drove the forty miles south, Tulsa to Okmulgee to visit his dad, was the seventh of April, 1945.

Carl and his dad were drinking Mexican beer supplied by the oil company-way better than the three-two local beer. It was part of the deal that let Texas Oil lease a half section of the property, the wells pumping most of forty years while Virgil tended his pecan trees and Carl, when he was still a boy, raised beef he'd take to market in Tulsa. Virgil's home was a few miles from Okmulgee and across the Deep Fork stream from the POW camp.

"He's still in Detroit," Carl said, " 'cause he hasn't been caught, or we'd of heard. Jurgen'll get by, he speaks American with barely an accent. You have to know what words to listen for. I told you he lived in Detroit when he was a kid? He can talk like a Yankee or sound like he's from Oklahoma, either way."

"I'd see him," Virgil said, "the times he'd come with a work crew of prisoners. I swear they all looked like foreigners except Jurgen. I asked him one time was he thinking of setting fire to oil wells and storage tanks, see if he could perform acts of sabotage."

"After you told him you were on the Maine Maine."

"Yes, I did, a marine aboard the battleship the night the dons blew her up in Havana harbor, 1898, and set us at war with Spain. I told him there wasn't a destructive act he could think of that would compare to blowing up the battleship Maine Maine."

Carl said he got a kick out of Jurgen slipping out of camp every couple of months to get laid, spend some time with his girlfriend, Shemane.

"She was a hot number," Virgil said, "worked in a Kansas City cathouse. The next time she's seen she's driving by here in a Lincoln Zephyr."

"Looking for Jurgen," Carl said. "He'd sneak out for a few days and show up at the OK Cafe, PW PW printed on the back of his short pants-always wore those Afrika Korps shorts-and wait there for the MPs to come get him. The last time he broke out we're certain it was Shemane drove Jurgen and Otto to Fort Smith and printed on the back of his short pants-always wore those Afrika Korps shorts-and wait there for the MPs to come get him. The last time he broke out we're certain it was Shemane drove Jurgen and Otto to Fort Smith and bought 'em their getaway car, a '41 Studebaker."

Virgil said, "You ever gonna arrest her?"

"Shemane's mom was along for the ride. She raised h.e.l.l with the agents bringing 'em back from Arkansas. She said they were on their way to Hot Springs to take the waters and had not socialized with any Germans or ever would. I told the agents in Tulsa I'd let Shemane think she's off the hook. Wait for her to leave her mom and go up to Detroit. She does, you got Jurgen. She doesn't, they weren't as nuts about each other as I thought. I said to one of the U.S. attorneys, 'What're you gonna bring her up on, sleeping with the enemy? You want to charge this poor girl, who's gone to bed with some of the most prominent criminal defense lawyers in America?'"

Virgil said, "Is that true?"

"Pretty much. I'm counting on Jurgen sticking by Otto, doing what he can to keep him under wraps. Some of those heavy-duty n.a.z.is, the SS guys, refuse even to learn English. Otto's SS, but he's tricky. I have a hunch he can get by pretty well in English. Jurgen still might have a time getting him to quit clicking his heels in public, get him to slouch and say things like 'how they hangin'?' Unless Otto's got too much of a Kraut accent to take him anywhere. But I think the main reason they're still in Detroit, Jurgen has friends there, people willing to help him out."

"Hiding him," Virgil said.

"Or they got Jurgen a new ident.i.ty, birth certificate, and 4F card. He might even have something working he thinks is fun, while he's teaching Otto to speak American. Jurgen told me one time the Escape Committee, the hard-a.s.s n.a.z.is that run the camp inside, wanted him to study blowing up an ammunition dump they heard about, out in the country south of McAlester. Jurgen telling me about it shows what he thought of the Committee. He said, 'Even if I could blow it up, this place in the middle of nowhere, who would hear the explosion?' He's saying, What good would it do? Working some kind of sabotage now, this late in the war, makes no sense at all. The Battle of the Bulge was Germany's last full-out a.s.sault. They pushed off the sixteenth of December with a thousand tanks and by the twentieth of January they had a hundred thousand casualties and lost eight hundred of the tanks. We lost a lot of good soldiers, but we pushed the Krauts back to where they'd started, pretty much done. It was their last a.s.sault but, boy, it cost us."

Virgil said, "If the war over there ends pretty soon, what happens to Jurgen and Otto?"

"I take 'em back to the camp. The Committee's had prisoners killed, ones they saw as weaklings pretending they're faithful n.a.z.is. Had 'em hanged in the washroom to look like they committed suicide. Jurgen said in a statement he left with the camp commander, he and Otto had to get out of there or they'd be the next ones strung up. In the meantime the Committee guys have been sent to Alva in the western part of Oklahoma, the camp where they keep the thugs, the super-n.a.z.is."

"By now," Virgil said, "you must have this Detroit FBI agent in your pocket."

"He's a good guy, Kevin's helping me out. He's still new, doesn't know he's not supposed to talk to strangers, like marshals."

"You tell him there's a book written about you?"

"Kevin says it wasn't in the library so I sent him one."

"You started out, you musta had a hundred copies. How many you got left?"

"I still have some. I call Kevin, 'You find my Krauts yet?' Five months they've been looking, no luck. They're working to get the goods on a n.a.z.i spy ring and have different ones under surveillance. I asked him where the spies got their secret stuff, from the paper? He said I sound like a girl he's been talking to, Honey Deal. She was married to one of the Detroit n.a.z.is for a year, divorced him in '39. Kevin says Honey's single, good-looking and smart, keeps up on the war-that impressed him-without having anybody in it to worry about. Kevin has our sheet on the two guys, so he knows Jurgen lived in Detroit at one time and should have friends that are still around. Kevin said, 'Fourteen years old when he went back to Germany, in '35.' He says Honey Deal thinks there's a good chance her ex-husband knew him. Walter Schoen. Kevin said they asked Walter about him. All he did was shake his head."

"I imagine," Virgil said, "you want to talk to this guy yourself."

"I've been thinking about it, and his ex-wife, Honey. I asked Kevin if he thought Walter Schoen was attractive to women. He said, 'You think Heinrich Himmler is? That's who Walter looks like.' What I wanted to know was why a smart, good-looking girl from East Kentucky would care to marry him? Kevin said, 'Honey thought she could change him, turn him around.' I said, 'h.e.l.l, that's what all women try to do.' He said she told him marrying Walter was the biggest mistake of her life, so far. I'll get with her first," Carl said, "then Walter Schoen. Kevin talked to his boss and he talked to the Bureau office in Tulsa, and they vouched for me, so I can do pretty much what I want."

"Since the Hun was a friend of yours."

"He could be, once the war's over. I hope he stays alive."

Five.

[image]arcissa Raincrow, Virgil's common-law wife of thirty-nine years, called out supper was ready and served them fried chicken and rice with gravy at the round table in the back part of the kitchen. Narcissa, fifty-four now, had been living here since she was sixteen, hired to wet-nurse Carl when his mother, Graciaplena, died giving birth to him. This was in 1906. Virgil had married Grace and brought her here from Cuba after the war with Spain. Carl was named for Grace's father, Carlos. Narcissa, unmarried, had delivered a child stillborn and needed to give her milk to a newborn infant. When Carl first brought his wife, Louly, to the house he told her that by the time he'd lost interest in Narcissa's b.r.e.a.s.t.s, his dad had acquired an appreciation, first keeping her on as housekeeper and cook, finally as his common-law wife. Virgil thought she looked like Dolores Del Rio only heavier.

Narcissa said to Carl eating his chicken, "I got a letter from Louly you can read if you want. I write her, she always answers my letter."

Carl said he talked to her on the phone every week.

Virgil said, "You tell the FBI agent your wife's a marine?"

"I tell everybody I meet," Carl said, "Louly's a gunnery instructor at a marine air base. Shows recruits how to fire a Browning machine gun from the backseat of a Dauntless dive-bomber without shooting off the tail. Louly's having all the fun."

"He misses the war," Virgil said.

"He would still be in it," Narcissa said, "he wasn't shot that time." She said to Carl, "You lucky, you know it?" And said, "Virgil tell you the FBI man called?"

"I tried him, he was gone for the day," Carl said, busy with his chicken and rice. "I'll see him tomorrow."

"How come he asked for Carlos Webster?"

Carl saw his dad stop eating his supper to watch him.

"I told Kevin I was Carlos. I'm thinking of using it again while I'm in Detroit."

"n.o.body's called you that since you were a boy," Virgil said. "Or up to when you joined the marshals and they started calling you Carl. You'd tell 'em you're Carlos and come near having fist-fights over it till your boss calmed you down. You recall why you wanted to stick with Carlos?"

Carl said, "'Cause it's my name?"

"Still a smarty-pants," Narcissa said.

"You were wearing it like a chip on your shoulder," Virgil said. "You know why?"

"I know what you're gonna say."

"'Cause a long time ago that moron Emmett Long took your ice cream cone and called you a greaser. I told you he couldn't read nor write or he wouldn't be robbing banks."

"He said I was part greaser on my mama's side," Carl said. "I told him my grammaw's Northern Cheyenne and asked him if having Indian blood made me something else besides a greaser."

Narcissa shook her head saying, "Don't you want to hug him?"

"He told you it would make us breeds," Virgil said, "me more'n you. Six years later with a marshal's star on your person, you shot Emmett Long for insulting your ancestry. That's how I tell it to the soldiers in the bar, the ones from the camp they got the Huns in. Then I say, 'Or did the hot kid of the marshals shoot the wanted bank robber for taking his ice cream cone?'"

"The soldiers buy the three-two and the shots," Narcissa said, holding a cold bottle of Mexican beer in each hand. "He tells one story after another and comes home looped."

Carl said, "First he tells how he was blown off the Maine Maine and held in the Morro for being a spy." and held in the Morro for being a spy."