Dungeon Prowler : One Man Army 59 Run

Sat.u.r.day afternoon was not over yet. Debauchery had to unalive their captives and the executioner selection was not going too well " i am an orc, i never kill outside battle, send the shifty one, he is best used for this kind of c.r.a.p". "I ma.s.saging my queen you dumb orc, just give them weapons and slaughter them like the pigs they are". "Not a s...o...b..ll's chance in h.e.l.l, if its a ma.s.sage we can all do it, you just want to touch a female, go down there and you will find enough females to satiate you, just kill the rest and **** the ones you like till they die,no one said how should they die."

The argument was getting heated between the honest orc Dustan and the shifty human Bai, because through bets and bribes only those two were left to do the dirty work and now they had to push the job on one another. The kids were watching the scene for blackmail materials and methods to get out from undesirable jobs a la Debauchery. Meanwhile the other members of Debauchery were totally ignoring the scene until Dustan would inevitably try to drag the rest in it.

"You are just jealous i get to ma.s.sage leader and you never get the chance, besides i shifty and not a pervert, so go do your job and let me finish mine". "Fine since you are calling it a job then let Leader decide, i know for sure wolfy there would not mind replacing your care for the queen, otherwise i will not budge from here".

Leader lifted her head with sleepy eyes half open " you both go, you know i hate infighting and yet you still do it infront of me, so off with you two, Balin go with them, you three have not gone to the brothels in a few months, so go relieve some tension, Lucian bring fluffy tails and come do me, i need a nap so don't disturb me anymore, shoo shoo" and that ended the spectacle. Fae brought the boys to the treasury to do a recap on the appraisal before heading out to buy dinner with them, while the three men grumbled at each other under the kicks of Balin who lost his fluffy time thanks to them.

When the sun was about to set, Leader and Reina looked like they had a good nap when they came to the living room, Yunan and Leol lost their appreciation for wealth after counting so much money it started looking like stones on the street, while the men were still grumbling about the incident from before.

When everyone gathered in the living room ready to eat, came an urgent knocking sound, from the front door, everyone looked at Leol, he did not represent Debauchery and had the look of an aristocrat, if he opens the door, who ever came would think they got the wrong villa and might let them be until morning. Leol left the table with his stomach growling and demanding to feast.

"Mom, did you ask for a mini nun?" was what Leol shouted to interrupt who he described as a mini nun, he did not want to lie to the girl and knew exactly who sent her, the crowned cross necklace betrayed her ident.i.ty, but Debauchery was in no condition to accept a new recruit at the moment. The door was pushed open and Balin came from behind Leol, "what mini nun are you talk….. RUN" the door was slammed shut and Debauchery went into turmoil. Dustan was shaking Balin by the collar" why do you have to move first when cute things are around, why can't you follow the plan". Lucian was holding his head and muttering "its all over, no more fun, we are doomed, they finally got the drop on us". Fae was and leader were both hugging Reina in denial "the church has not found us, it must be one of those donation collectors, the church can not do this to us, we are fine, just ignore it and it will go away"."it's just a bad dream, nothing but a bad dream". Finally Bai snapped and pulled his dagger "we can kill her and run, she is just a mini nun, we can run away and pretend it never happened" that earned him a collective punch in the head "you can't kill a nun, do you remember the last time the old man got angry?" After those words were said a collective shudder pa.s.sed through the spines of every one in Debauchery.

As the spectacle was going on Yunan went to the door and invited the little nun inside, he took her to the living room where Debauchery was still in the middle of freaking out, Reina was sandwiched between the two females feeling lost for not being able to ask her questions, Leol was munching on something while watching the show with fascination.

"My name is Yunan and he is Leol, the fluffy one sandwiched there is Reina, we are the formal students of Debauchery, why don't you have a seat and eat something while they calm down". Yunan sat down while making the introduction. The mini nun looked at the table and had a very upset look on her face as she sat down "so much food for just nine people is a crime, how much of it will go to waste?" The nun ate in small elegant bites and looked at Debauchery who were now huddled behind Dustan and Balin who both had their shields out.

"None would go to waste, Debauchery eats enough food for fifty men, this table is a bit lacking, so i a.s.sume there are midnight snacks hidden somewhere" said Leol to the mini nun "do you think they have a phobia of nuns?". "Its a healthy fear you ignorant runt, you have no idea what nuns can do, this one is the worst kind, the kind sent by the old man, why are you eating with her, hurry and save your pathetic lives." Balin shouted from behind his shield trying to stay as safe as possible from the danger he foresaw.

Yunan and Leol both ignored the dwarf as if he was delusional and had their attention on the nun "do you have any idea what happened to them that made them act like this? this is the worst i have seen them behave by far and they behave badly all the time". " I don't know, dad just told me to dress like this to give them a good impression on me". " I think it worked too much, the impression you left them with is everlasting". "I suppose dad was right again, he is on a streak lately".