Dungeon Prowler : One Man Army 189 Kissing Festival

Understandably, the deceived men were now talking about who among them was ready to do the sacrifice or the ones who could not do it due to other reasons, "if what those two have said is the truth, we cannot allow such a thing to happen to our tribe", "well who do you think can do the deed? Most of us here are those who cannot die simply because we have families", "I Have no family and I can always just follow the man to the human settlements and let them kill me there", "we can not allow that, this was your chance to become a true man, is there another?".

The conversation went on for half an hour before finally deciding on a person, who marched like a dead man walking into the surrounded Debauchery and planted his face on Yunan's, causing silence all over the place. as soon as he pulled back he sensed something was wrong and heard drunken words leaving Yunan's mouth who should not be able to even think let alone talk. "Mary love, we have a kisser over here, bring the others for him to taste the races".

Leader and Fae had sparkles floating around them as these words travelled around the place, Dustan, Balin and bai, felt a long forgotten shiver while Lucian blacked out immediately, however that did not matter, because the order came before they could hide or even blackout completely, "kissing time boys, kiss him until he forgets his name, This time we must record much better material than last time, Fae, get the recording medium with the highest picture clarity"

Dustan was swinging a hammer like fists at Balin and Bai who were trying to actively get knocked out by the hammers while cursing their loud mouths and meddling habits. The only survivor of what would happen next was Lucian, the only one who was not part of the plan and was promptly spared by Leader because kissing a pa.s.sed out man was not very good for recording.

And that was how the kissing portion of the festival was added in the later versions, it was said that all single ones must kiss between each other and those who got a certain feeling from kissing would end up the next couples, this was due to the fact that after recording the kissing session with the boys and seeing them retch and cry b.l.o.o.d.y tears, Leader and Fae thought it would be a great recording for all maidens to kiss Yunan and see how his drunken self-reacts to each one, that included herself and Fae for some reason.

The recording of the three men kissing the poor lizardman and retching on all fours, not three steps away was later used as viewing materials for those dull days when Debauchery was bored.

Starting the recording that was later named the man who kissed all the girls, Leader gave Yunan an order "kiss every girl that comes close to you for 3 seconds" before she could finish her words she felt Yunan plant a kiss on her cheek and pat her head while saying "good girls must not be so perverted, only this once, okay?" Then grabbed the nearest lizard girl and started a series of pecks on either the lips, the forehead or the cheeks by the time he was done, half the maidens had run away to hide behind someone or just slumped on the ground grinning from ear to ear

Next came Lina and Nina who got ten-second kisses each, kitty got herself a minute long one because she did not want to let him go. The surprise came when it was time for a blushing Ophelia, a giddy Lili and a very ready Reina, as they got close they got a group hug and a very deadly comment "there is not enough time to kiss you as much as I want, so, for now, have this hug instead", Anne was nowhere to be found so Yunan targeted Fae next and instead of kissing her he left a bite mark on her shoulder " this should be more than enough for a kiss right?".as he turned around and left Fae almost pa.s.sed out herself from blushing. After that, he grabbed Leader sat her in his lap and leaned on her shoulder then fell asleep moments later.

With the main star out of the picture, the lizardmen and girls changed targets to the waking one in Debauchery, forcing them to drink and dance and kiss for the rest of the evening and night, all the way to morning. When Yunan woke up, he was nursing a major headache that was enough to keep him in the midst of the flesh heap that surrounded him, he lifted his head to see the town plaza has become a sleeping ground, he could see groups sleeping with each other, couples hugging or singles sprawled alone beside the now dead bonfire.

Yunan gulped some honey and lava wine in an attempt to relieve the hangover, swearing he would never drink alcohol again especially after he started to remember the things he did and said last night in drunken stupor, Yunan wanted to teleport everyone back but decided against it when he found half of Debauchery were in some heaps of flesh themselves, apparently they taught the locals about some new adult only things that would help spice up their lives until the next festival.

Once everyone started waking up, Yunan made sure to sneakily kiss the three girls he left out earlier on and after a good breakfast, Yunan and Debauchery said their farewells and teleported to the portable home, where they collectively returned to bed and cast sleeping spells on each other to sleep away the hangover they built up last night. When they woke up two days later, the first order of business was to watch and appreciate the technique and artistic look of the kissing recordings that were taken last night.

That day, three grown men swore to never meddle with the lucky b.a.s.t.a.r.d, but they knew that with his luck, they will break that vow sooner or later.