Tricked Part 16

We pulled into the parking lot of Granny's Closet and searched for a suitable place for Oberon to hang out. The lot stretched to the north of the restaurant, and we left Oberon on the north side. The entrance faced the west.

Once you stepped through the door, the dining area was to your left and the bar to your right, with the kitchen sandwiched in between. We ducked to the right and entered a room of dark wood and red filtered light. The bar was on the west wall, and half booths lined the remaining three-the kind where the seats on the walls are padded and two chairs rest on the other side of the table. The center of the floor was dotted with wee tables big enough to put down your drink and maybe a plate of wings, no more.

We took a table on the east wall and sat facing the room. A primped and pushed-up waitress took our orders over to the bar, where a rakishly handsome lad was mixing drinks. Granuaile eyed him with professional interest. And perhaps...something more. Her eyes flicked toward me and she caught me looking at her-she was extremely good at that-and then she looked down, a flush of embarra.s.sment blooming up her neck.

I understood that this time she felt that she was the one who'd been caught. I joined her with a sympathy blush. Not so long ago, Granuaile and I had casually flirted with each other-well, I confess that perhaps it was not so casual on my part. When she was just a bartender and I was just a customer, both of us were fair game to be pursued. Now our relationship had shifted, necessarily, and I, for one, was having a bit of trouble with it. game to be pursued. Now our relationship had shifted, necessarily, and I, for one, was having a bit of trouble with it.

The trouble was, I couldn't stop staring at her. Granuaile wasn't one of those exotic siren types of redheads, like a Jessica Rabbit or something; she was naturally beautiful, often wearing nothing but some mascara around her eyes and the gloss on her lips. I noticed how the soft glow of red lights shimmered on them; they were the sort of lips you couldn't not not think about kissing. But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are b.a.s.t.a.r.ds. think about kissing. But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are b.a.s.t.a.r.ds.

I didn't know if Granuaile was having the same kind of trouble I was. Still, I knew enough to recognize the tension between us, and it would be unwise to let it continue. Problem was, I didn't know how to address it gracefully. I was fairly certain it couldn't be done.

"Um, look, Granuaile..." I faltered, unsure of how to continue.

"Look at what?"

"Not that kind of look. b.o.l.l.o.c.ks. Well, forgive me for saying something epically awkward, but I think it needs to be said. I don't want you to think that becoming a Druid involves a vow of celibacy or anything. Celibacy is a terrible idea, adhered to by people who hate themselves and want everyone else to do the same. You should do what you want to do, you know."

"I beg your pardon?" Her tone was light but her expression carried a warning. I ignored it.

"Don't play dumb. You know what I mean. And who I mean." I nodded my head toward the handsome bartender she'd been checking out.

Granuaile kept her eyes on me and they narrowed dangerously. "Are you giving me permission to have s.e.x?" Her voice had a definite edge to it now. Rather sharp, actually: the kind of edge that saws effortlessly through aluminum cans, with a cheesy announcer saying, " s.e.x?" Her voice had a definite edge to it now. Rather sharp, actually: the kind of edge that saws effortlessly through aluminum cans, with a cheesy announcer saying, "Now how much would you pay for a knife like that?" how much would you pay for a knife like that?"

"No, I'm telling you that you don't need my permission."

"I should hope not!"

"Good, we're agreed." I hoped that would convince her to drop it, but no such luck. Her eyes flared at me.

"What? No, I don't think so. What brought this on? Do you think I'm some sort of s.e.x-starved loser?"

"Well, you are are American." American."

"What!"

Great festering tapir t.i.ts, that was a stupid thing to say. This was not going well, but there was nothing to do now but plunge deeper and hope I'd be able to swim out again. "I mean you have all these modern American hang-ups about the subject. You're getting all defensive about something that should be perfectly natural and relaxing."

"That is a cheap rhetorical device. By accusing me of being defensive, I cannot respond without proving your point, however unrelated it might be to the original topic. And the original topic under discussion here is your presumption that you have anything to say at all about my s.e.x life."

"See, I told you this would be epically awkward. I was simply trying to explain that I'm not the sin police, and if you want to make a move on Mr. Drinky McDrinkypants over there, you can go right ahead."

Granuaile's lips drew into a tight, furious line. "If you were anyone else, I would slap you so hard you'd have two cheeks on one side of your face."

"Well, then, I sincerely apologize and commend your restraint. But you'll need to explain what I'm doing wrong here. I'm honestly not trying to insult you. I've never been in a relationship like this before, and I don't know how to handle it." wrong here. I'm honestly not trying to insult you. I've never been in a relationship like this before, and I don't know how to handle it."

"What kind of relationship do you think we have?"

"This kind. Don't tell me you haven't felt the weirdness here. We used to flirt, Granuaile, and now we can't, because you're my apprentice." kind. Don't tell me you haven't felt the weirdness here. We used to flirt, Granuaile, and now we can't, because you're my apprentice."

"You just got done telling me you're not the sin police and celibacy is for people who hate themselves, and now you're saying we can't flirt?"

"That's correct."

"And you don't see a contradiction there?"

I shook my head. "Not at all. The student-teacher relationship is sacred. This is true across cultures and throughout history."

Granuaile scoffed. "You can't be serious. People have messed around with their teachers forever, and vice versa."

"Yes, but at the sacrifice of the relationship. Teaching and learning cannot continue once you cross that line. I would feel pressured to go easy on you to save your feelings. Or I'd lower my standards to ensure your success. You'd wind up being a much less powerful Druid, and I don't think either of us is the type to settle for mediocrity. So we cannot even get close to that line."

She looked away and down at her drink, carefully mastering her expression to be noncommittal. Perhaps she gave the barest nod of agreement. Whether she did or not, she wasn't happy. That meant we were in trouble; she was having the same difficulty I was, but until then I hadn't seen much sign of it from her. My neck twitched, and Granuaile's might have as well. Guilt ferrets are b.a.s.t.a.r.ds.

Atticus, something dead your way comes.

Is it Leif?

I don't know. Can't see him, but I caught a whiff of dead. Comes and goes. There it is again. Must be coming from the other side of the building. dead. Comes and goes. There it is again. Must be coming from the other side of the building.

I lifted my eyes to the bar's entrance and saw Leif walk through, his hands thrust in his pockets as he casually scanned the seats for us. I held up a hand to attract his attention. He spotted me and tilted his chin upward to indicate he'd seen us. He didn't move in our direction, though. Instead, he carefully scanned the rest of the room, seeking out traps or escape routes or perhaps other people. It awakened my own paranoia, and I began to look around as well.

Oberon, do you still smell dead people?

No, it's gone now.

According to what I saw in the magical spectrum, everyone in the bar was human except for Leif. Once we were both satisfied, he approached us.

Granuaile had never met Leif-he was nocturnal, after all, and she tended to stay in her condo at night-so she had no way of knowing if he looked the same or not. But as he grew closer, I had to school my features not to reveal any of the horror I felt. Leif hadn't recovered fully after all.

Chapter 17

I could still recognize him easily-even from a distance in dim light-but up close his complexion had the consistency of a Play-Doh sculpture, lumpy and clumsily shaped with chubby fingers. His hair, once full and shining with undead l.u.s.tre, lay lank and greasy against his head. Patches were missing; I'd salvaged only a few hairs in Asgard, so it was remarkable that it had even grown back in this much, but the effect was to make him look diseased.

"I know I have looked better, Atticus," he said, extending his hand to shake, "but I have also looked much worse. And I am still healing, thanks to you." I wasn't sure he should be thanking me. Though I'd done my best to bind his head back together after Thor pulverized it into chunks of bone and brain, one could not look at him now without feeling seriously disturbed. The symmetry was gone. The shadows were wrong. One eye sat higher than the other-though it was a miracle he had eyes at all.

Taking his hand, I could not help but notice that his skin there was tight and smooth, in sharp contrast to his face.

"Leif, this is my apprentice, Granuaile."

He turned his unsettling gaze to her and nodded once. "It is my pleasure."

Granuaile bobbed her head in return, lips tightly pressed together. Perhaps she did not trust herself not to vomit; Leif's head was more disturbing than anything we'd eaten at the Double Dog Dare Cafe.

"Please, sit," I said. He took a seat opposite me, and the waitress appeared to drop off our drinks and take his order. She flinched when she saw his face, glanced guiltily down at her order pad, and flinched again when he ordered only water.

"So you will continue to improve?" I asked.

"Yes. The hair is coming in. The bones are still shifting around a bit."

"How's your memory?"

"There are gaps," he admitted. "Hal told me we were successful but that Gunnar did not make it."

My jaw dropped. "You don't remember killing Thor?"

He shook his head sadly. "I wish I did. But it gives me great pleasure to know that he is dead and that I was the instrument of his doom."

"What's the last thing you recall?"

"The frost giants stomping on Heimdall. Did they make it out?"

I shrugged. "They might have. Last I saw, they were chasing Freyja. So you're missing most of the battle."

"Yes. Can you fill me in?"

"Certainly." I spent some time rehashing our trip to Asgard-who died, who survived, and what happened afterward. Leif smiled when I recounted his face-off with Thor. His teeth weren't straight.

"So what now, Atticus?"

"What do you mean, what now? We move on. That's what I'm doing."

"It is not that easy. My situation is a bit dangerous."

"You mean the other vampires? I'm sure you'll take care of it soon enough. Give yourself a bit of time. You're not a hundred percent yet."

Leif sighed, intensely dissatisfied-whatever he wanted me to understand, I wasn't getting it. He c.o.c.ked his head suddenly to the right, as if startled by a thought. "Did I tell you once that I was the s.h.i.t? Or am I imagining that?"

"You said that once, yes," I said, smiling.

"Well, I am no longer the s.h.i.t, Atticus." He twirled a finger at his face to emphasize the point. "I am excessively weakened, and I do not know when or even if I will regain my former strength."

"So these other vampires are out to destroy you?"

"Some are. Others are working for Zdenik."

"Zdenik? Your creator?"

Leif nodded.

I picked up my pint for a contemplative sip. "He's in Prague, right?"

"No. He's in Phoenix."

That almost caused me to inhale some Smithwick's into my lungs. I coughed a bit and put down the pint. "Um...why?"

"On our journey to Asgard, you'll recall, I went to visit him in Prague while you and Gunnar remained in the forest near Osinalice?"

"Yes. You said you were paying your respects."

"I also arranged for him to take over my territory in the event of my death or severe injury."

"Leif, that sounds like an extraordinarily bad idea."

"It seemed like a good one at the time. But now he's bought Copenhaver Castle on Camelback Mountain. You know it?"

"Hard to live in the valley without hearing about it. I heard it has a hot tub with room for twenty people. Bow chicka big orgy, eh?"

"Yes, but it also has a dungeon, which I believe was more attractive to him. He is renovating and fortifying the place. It is not the behavior of a vampire who is planning to return to his territory." the place. It is not the behavior of a vampire who is planning to return to his territory."

He said this in a way that implied I should be concerned. I was anxious to demonstrate that I wasn't, so I shrugged. "Well, you have only yourself to blame. You arranged for the takeover."

"The terms of the arrangement stated that he would return to Prague once I was fully recovered. Right now he is making the very credible claim that I am not and it would be irresponsible for him to abandon this territory to an all-out war. He argues that he and his lieutenants are doing me a favor by defending the territory from would-be usurpers. Yet he is bringing in more lieutenants than he truly requires. He has four of them now spread out through the state, and I am nominally in charge of the east valley while he takes care of the west."

"Are they older and stronger than you?"

"Not older," he scoffed. "They are all less than a half century old. I am not sure whether I can match them in strength or not, considering my condition. But they are all spending large sums of money on permanent residences. I fear that when I am fully recovered, I will face a flat-out refusal to leave."

"Fine, Leif. That's when you throw down and kick his a.s.s."

He regarded me silently and drummed his fingers a few times on the table before saying, "You are being obtuse. I cannot kill my creator."

Granuaile frowned and broke in. "Pardon me for asking, but why not?"

Leif shifted his uneven eyes to study her. "It is a form of control vampires never relinquish over those to whom they grant undeath. He can command me to do most anything, and I must obey. It is similar to when I charm a human."

"Wow," I said. "I honestly didn't know that, Leif.

Never cared much about the social lives of vampires. The situation is regrettable, but I guess you need to find a new territory. Good luck with that." Never cared much about the social lives of vampires. The situation is regrettable, but I guess you need to find a new territory. Good luck with that."

Leif's eyes returned to me. "I was rather hoping for more than your good wishes, Atticus."

"What more do you want?" I smirked at him and gestured at the untouched gla.s.s the waitress had dropped off in the midst of our conversation. "Tell you what, I'll buy you that gla.s.s of water."

Leif did not appreciate my teasing. He said in a stone-cold voice, "I want your help in removing Zdenik from my territory."

My easy grin disappeared. "No way. That's not rational, Leif. There's nothing in it for me, and as far as I can see, there's nothing in it for you either. Don't you remember that talk we had in Siberia? You told me you came to Arizona to wait for me, all so that you could befriend me and secure my aid in your vendetta against Thor. Well, you've done that now: You've befriended me, Thor is dead, you've got your revenge, and there's no need to stay here anymore. You're still a bada.s.s, or you will be again very soon. You can take over any other territory in the states you wish, no sweat, and let Zdenik have this place. h.e.l.l, I bet you can take over a small country. Costa Rica is beautiful, why don't you go there?"

"You don't understand."