The Rules Of Attraction Part 3

Harry's room was dark. Light came from a small metallic black Tensor lamp on his desk, below a poster of George Michael. Harry was laying on his bed, his eyes closed, wearing typical Freshman garb: Bermudas (in October!), Polo sweater, Hi-Tops, his head lolling back and forth. Donald sat by his side trying to make him throw up into the wastebasket next to the bed.

'I brought Paul,' Raymond said, as if that was going to save Harry's life.

He walked over to the bed and looked down.

'What did he take?' I asked, standing in the doorway. I checked my watch.

'We don't know,' they both said at the same time.

I walked over to the desk and picked up a half-empty bottle of Dewar's.

67.'You don't know?' I asked, irritated. I smelled the bottle as if it were a clue.

'Listen, we're taking him to Dunham hospital,' Donald said, trying to lift him up.

'That's in f.u.c.king Keene!' Raymond shouted.

'Where else is there, a.s.shole?' Donald cried out.

'There's a hospital in town,' Raymond said, and then, You imbecile.'

'How am I supposed to know these things?' Donald cried out again.

'I have to meet someone at seven,' I told him.

'f.u.c.k the meeting. Get your car, Raymond,' Donald shouted in one breath, lifting Harry up. Raymond rushed past me and down the hallway. I heard the backdoor of Pels slam.

I went over to the bed and helped Donald lift Harry, who was surprisingly light, from the bed. Donald raised Harry's arm and for some reason took the cashmere vest he was wearing off and tossed it in the corner.

'What are you doing?' I asked.

'That's my vest. I don't want it ruined,' Donald said.

'What are we doing?' Harry coughed.

'See, he's alive,' I said, accusingly.

'Oh Jesus,' Donald said, shooting me a look. 'It'll be okay, Harry,' he whispered.

'He seems fine to me. Maybe drunk,' I said.

'Paul,' Donald said in his maddening lecture tone, seething yet the lips barely moving, 'He called me up before dinner and said he was going to kill himself. I came over here after dinner, and look at him. He's obviously taken something.'

68.'What did you take, Harry?' I asked, slapping him a little with my free hand.

'Come on, Harry. Tell Paul what you took,' Donald coaxed.

Harry said nothing, just coughed.

We dragged him, reeking of Dewar's, down the hallway. He was pa.s.sed out and his head hung down limply. We got him outside just as Raymond pulled up in his Saab, next to the backdoor of Pels.

'Why did he do this?' I asked as we tried to get him into the car.

'Donald, you drive,' Raymond said, getting out of the Saab and helping us lay him down in the backseat. The motor was running. 1 was getting a headache.

'I can't drive a stick,' Donald said.

's.h.i.t!' Raymond screamed. 'Then you sit in back.'

I got in the pa.s.senger seat and Raymond started moving the car before I could shut my door. 'Why did he do it?' I asked again, when we were past the Security gate and halfway down College Drive. I was considering asking them to drop me off in North Camden but I knew they'd never forgive me, so I didn't.

'He found out he was adopted today,' Donald said from the backseat.

Harry's head was on his lap and he started coughing again.

'Oh,' I said.

We pa.s.sed the gates. It was dark out and cold. We were going in the opposite direction of North Camden. I checked my watch again. It was a quarter past seven. I pictured Sean sitting alone at the uncrowded bar at Casa Miguel, nursing a frozen Margarita (no, he would never drink that; I pictured some Mexican beer instead), disappointed, and driving back (wait, maybe he didn't have a car, maybe he walked there, oh Jesus) alone. There were very few cars out now. There was a line in front of the Cinemas I & II, townies waiting for the new Chuck Norris film. Housewives and professors' wives walking out of Price Chopper, wheeling carts. Shoppers at the Woolworth's on Main Street, huge shafts of fluorescent light pouring onto the parking lot. The Jam were on the ca.s.sette deck and, listening to the music, it struck me how small this town actually was, how little I actually knew about it. I could see the hospital that I had never been to before in the distance. We were almost there, a smallish brick structure that sat next to a vast, empty parking lot, near the end of town. Beyond that, the woods, a forest that stretched for miles. No one was saying anything. We pa.s.sed a liquor store.

'Could you stop? I need cigarettes,' I said, checking my pockets.

'Can I remind you that we have someone O.D.ing in the backseat?' Donald said.

Raymond was hunched over the wheel, looking worried, like he could use a cigarette and was seriously considering it.

I ignored Donald and said, 'It'll just take a minute.'

'No,' Raymond said, though he seemed unsure.

'He's not O.D.ing,' I said, almost furious, thinking about an empty bar in North Camden. 'He's just a Freshman. Freshmen don't O.D.'

'f.u.c.k you!' Donald said. 'Oh s.h.i.t, he's throwing up. He's gonna throw up.'

69.We could hear the retching sounds in the darkness of the Saab and I turned around to get a better look. Harry was still coughing and looked sweaty.

'Open the window,' Raymond screamed. 'Open the f.u.c.king window!'

You two should really calm down. He's not throwing up,' I said, p.i.s.sed-off but sad.

'He's gonna throw up. I just know it,' Donald was shouting.

'What do you call that sound?' Raymond inquired about the retching, shouting at me.

'Dry heaves?' I shouted back.

Harry started to mumble to himself, then he started to retch again.

'Oh no,' Donald said, trying to lift Harry's head up to the window. 'He's going to throw up again!'

'Good,' Raymond shouted back. 'It's good if he throws up. Let him throw up.'

'I can't believe you two,' I said. 'Can I change this tape?'

Raymond drove up to the Emergency entrance and stopped the car with a screech. We all got out and pulled Harry from the backseat and with his feet dragging carried him to the front desk. The place was empty. Muzak was coming from invisible speakers on the ceiling. A young fat nurse looked at us and smirked, probably thinking, oh boy, another Camden College prank. Tes?' she asked, not looking at Harry.

'This guy's O.D.ing,' Raymond said, walking over to the desk, leaving Harry in Donald's clutches. O.D.ing?' she asked, getting up.

Then the doctor on duty came out. He looked like Jack Elam, some old fat guy with thick gla.s.ses, mumbling to himself. Donald lay Harry on the floor. 'Thank G.o.d,' Raymond murmured, in a way that sounded like he was relieved this whole situation was in someone else's hands and not his. The doctor leaned over to check Harry's vital signs; I knew the guy was a quack when he didn't ask any of us anything. None of us said a word. It irritated me that Raymond and Donald not only made me miss this all-important meeting but also that they were wearing the same long wool jacket I was wearing. I had bought mine first at the Salvation Army store in town for thirty dollars. It was Loden wool. Then the next day the two of them ran down and bought the two remaining, probably donated by someone on the faculty who was going West, to teach in California or somewhere. The doctor grunted and raised Harry's eyelids. Harry laughed a little, then jerked around and lay still.

'Will you get him into the Emergency room.' Raymond's face was red. 'Hurry. Isn't there anyone else here?' He looked around, frantic in a practiced way. Like someone who's worried, but not really, about getting into Palladium or something.

The doctor ignored him. His shock of gray-white hair was unsuccessfully greased back and stiff, and he kept grunting. He checked Harry's pulse, found nothing, and then unb.u.t.toned Harry's shirt and placed the stethoscope to his tan, bony chest. We all stood there in the empty hospital. The doctor checked the pulse again and grunted. Harry was moving around a little, a drunken smile on his young Freshman face. The doctor checked for a heartbeat, 72.for any sign. He used the stethoscope again. The doctor finally looked at the three of us and said, Tm not getting any pulse.'

Donald threw a hand over his mouth and backed into the wall behind him.

'He's dead?' Raymond asked, disbelieving. 'Is this a joke?'

'Oh s.h.i.t, I can see him moving,' I said, pointing at the rise and fall of his chest. 'He's not dead. I can see him breathing.'

'He's dead, Paul. Shut up! I knew it. I knew it!' Donald said.

Tm sorry about this, boys,' the doctor said, shaking his head. 'How did this happen?' 'Oh G.o.d,' Donald wailed. 'Shut up before I slap you,' I told him. 'Look. He's not dead.'

'Boys, I'm not getting a heartbeat or a pulse. The pupils look dilated to me.' The doctor wheezed with the strain of getting up, and pointing at Harry, 'That boy's dead.'

None of us said anything. I looked over at Raymond, who wasn't looking too worried anymore, and he gave me a glance that said this-quack-is-a-f.u.c.king-lunatic-let's-get-the-h.e.l.l-out-of-here. Donald was still upset, his back facing us. The nurse was looking over the desk, disinterested.

'I don't know what to tell you boys,' the doctor said. 'But your friend is dead. He's simply not alive.'

Harry opened his eyes and asked, Tm not dead am I?'

Donald screamed.

'Yes, you are,' Raymond said. 'Shut up.'

The doctor didn't seem too shocked by Harry's state and 73.grunted as he knelt down next to Harry and took his pulse again. 'I'm telling you, there's no pulse. This boy is dead' He was saying this even though Harry's eyes were open blinking. The doctor used his stethoscope once more. 'I'm not getting anything.7 'Wait a minute,' I said. 'Uh, listen. Doctor. I think we're going to take out friend home, okay?' I approached him cautiously. I knew we were in Hospital h.e.l.l or somewhere similar. 'Is that, like, okay, with you?'

'Am I dead?' Harry asked, suddenly looking better, cracking up.

'Tell him to shut up!' Donald screamed.

I'm pretty sure your friend is dead,' the doctor grunted, a little confused. 'Maybe you want me to run some tests.'

'No!' Raymond and I said at the same time. We stood there watching the supposedly dead Freshman, Harry, laugh. We said nothing. Even though Dr. Phibes kept insisting he wanted to run some tests on 'your friend's corpse,' we finally took the Freshman home, but Donald wouldn't sit in the backseat with him. It was almost eight-thirty by the time we got back to campus. I had blown it.

74.SEAN Today, I hang out, ride my motorcycle into town, walk around, buy a couple of tapes, then come back to Booth and watch Planet of the Apes on Getch's VCR. I love the scene where an ape bullet has made Charlton Heston mute. He escapes and frantically runs around Ape City and as the net closes over his head he is raised triumphantly by The Gorillas and he finds his voice and screams, 'Get your stinkin' hands off me you d.a.m.n dirty apes!' I've always liked that scene. It reminds me of nightmares I had in elementary school or something. Then, when I'm about to take a shower, I find the Duke of Disease (gross grad of '78 or 79) doing his friggin laundry in my bathroom. And he doesn't even go to school here. just visiting an old teacher. I have to run after the a.s.shole with a can of Lysol. I get another note in my box after dinner tonight. They don't say anything really except, like, 'I love you' or "You're s.e.xy,' stuff like that. I used to think they were jokes that Tony or Getch were putting in my box, but there's been too many of them to take as a joke. Someone is seriously interested in me. My interest has definitely been aroused.

Then it's back in Booth after dinner watching TV in Getch's room and some tall greasy-haired hippie turned professional-college-student-type named Dan, who had been f.u.c.king Candice last term, is there talking to Tony. Anyway, it's about eight-thirty and the room is cold and I feel feverish. Tony and this guy get into a heated argument about politics or something. It's frightening. Tony, in a pre-drunken state, is p.i.s.sed off that his point was lost, and Dan, smelling like some twenty-year-old unwashed rug, keeps referring to leftist writers and calling the N.Y.C.

75.police force 'n.a.z.is.' I tell him that I was once beaten up by the city police. He smiles and says, 'Here's a case in point.' I was joking. I feel weird, my body aches. I watch people argue about n.a.z.is. I enjoy it. Sat.u.r.days suck.

Now, I'm at the party and I can't find Candice, so I hang around, by the keg, talk to the D.J. Go to the bathroom but some a.s.shole has thrown up all over the floor and I'm about to leave when I b.u.mp into Paul Denton, who's walking down the hallway, and I vaguely remember talking to him last night, and I nod to him as I'm walking away from the vomit-covered toilet, but he walks up to me and says, 'Oh, I'm so sorry about tonight.'

'Yeah,' I say. 'I'm sorry.'

'Did you stay?' he asks me.

'Stay? Yeah,' I say. Whatever. 'I stayed.'

'G.o.d, I'm really sorry,' he says.

'Listen, it's okay. It really is,' I tell him.

'I've got to make it up to you,' he's telling me.

'Okay. Sure,' I say. 'I've gotta take a leak, okay?'

'Oh sure. I'll wait,' he smiles.

After p.i.s.sing off the vomit from the toilet seat I head back down the hall and Denton's still standing there with a fresh beer for me. I thank him, what else can I do, and we walk back to the living room where these a.s.shole frat guys from Dartmouth have crashed the party. I have no idea how the f.u.c.k they got onto campus. Security must have let them in as a joke. So these stupid rich frat guys all dressed up in Brooks Brothers come up to me while I'm waiting for Denton to get another beer and one of them asks me, 'What's going on?'

'Not much,' I tell him. It's the truth.

76.'Where's that Dressed To Get Screwed party?' one of them asks.

'That's not until later,' I tell him.

Tonight?' the same one asks.

'Next term,' I lie.

'Oh s.h.i.t man. We thought this was The Dressed To Get Screwed party,' they say, really disappointed.

'It looks like a Halloween party if you ask me,' one of them says.

'Freaks,' one of them says, looking around, shaking his head. 'Freaks.'

'Sorry, guys,' I say.

Denton comes back with a beer and hands it to me and we all talk. They get really excited when the D.J. spins old Sam Cooke and one of them grabs a not-bad-looking Freshman and dances with her when 'Twisting the Night Away' comes on. It makes me sick. The remaining Dartmouth jerks do a little frat handshake. They're all wearing green for some reason. Denton's looking at them closely and asks, 'Aren't you all a little far away?'

'It's not that far a ride,' one of them says.

Then Denton asks, 'Well, what's it like on the outside?'

It's pretty weak that Denton's even acknowledging these jerks but I don't say anything.

'It's cool,' one of them says, eyeing some ugly girl. Our student body president.