The Phil May Album Part 4

[Ill.u.s.tration: "Yes, I was three months in the desert, with nothing to drink but camel's milk."

"Didn't it give you the _hump_!"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

THE RIGHT HON. W. V. HARCOURT, M.P.]

[Ill.u.s.tration: THE VICTIM OF CIRc.u.mSTANCES

PIOUS FRIEND: "Dear me, I'm sorry to see you coming out of a public-house, Mr. Brown."

"Couldn't help it, ole fel' (_hic_), I was chucked out!"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

MONSIEUR ERNEST RENAN]

[Ill.u.s.tration: A PAIR OF SOILED KIDS]

[Ill.u.s.tration: LIP.

NEW ARRIVAL (_in Australia_): "What's good for mosquitoes?"

RESIDENT: "You are!"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

THE LATE LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL]

[Ill.u.s.tration: THE CAPE MAIL

CLERK: "The letter is too heavy. It will require an extra stamp."

SHE: "Won't that make it heavier?"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

LORD RUSSELL OF KILLOWEN]

[Ill.u.s.tration: "What the deuce are you smoking, old chap?"

"Well, you see, the doctor has limited me to one cigar a day!"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

MR. H. M. STANLEY]

[Ill.u.s.tration: INFORMATION

OBLIGING DRIVER (_to country visitor, who is trying to see London from the top of a 'bus in an intense fog_): "That there's the Halbert Memorial, but you can't see it!"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

LORD ALINGTON]

[Ill.u.s.tration: INQUISITIVE

"Oh, ma! Are those what they call sea legs?"]

[Ill.u.s.tration: A HOWLING SWELL]

[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN

THE RT. HON. A. J. BALFOUR, M.P.]