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"Who were the women?" I asked.
He looked at me for a s.p.a.ce, as if deciding. Finally he made a negative sign.
"Don't know who they were, eh?"--incredulously.
He shrugged, laughed, and drew on his shoes.
"I always knew that I was the jacka.s.s of the family, Chuck, but I never expected to do it so well. Let's get out of this hole. I wonder who can have paid that fine?... No, that would not be possible!"
"What would not be?"
"Nothing, nothing,"--laughing.
But I could see that his spirits had gone up several degrees.
"The whole thing is likely to be in the evening papers," I said. He needed a little worrying. And I knew his horror of publicity.
"The newspapers? In the newspapers? Oh, I say, Chuck, can't you use your influence to suppress the thing? Think of the girls."
"I'll do the best I can. And there's only one thing for you to do, and that is to cut out of town till your beard has grown. It would serve you right, however, if the reporters got the true facts."
"I'm for getting out of town, Chuck; and on the next train but one."
Here our conversation was interrupted by the entrance of a policeman.
"A note for _Mister_ Osborne,"--ironically. He tossed the letter to Warburton and withdrew.
_Mister_ Osborne eagerly tore open an end of the envelope--a very aristocratic envelope, as I could readily discern--and extracted the letter. I closely watched his facial expressions. First, there was interest, then surprise, to be succeeded by amus.e.m.e.nt and a certain exultation. He slapped his thigh.
"By George, Chuck. I'll do it!"
"Do it? Now what?"
"Listen to this." He cleared his throat, sniffed of the faintly scented paper and cleared his throat again. He looked up at me drolly.
"Well?" said I, impatiently. I was as eager to hear it as he had been to read it. I believed that the mystery was about to be solved.
"'James...o...b..rne, Sir: I have been thinking the matter over seriously, and have come to the conclusion that there may have been a mistake.
Undoubtedly my groom was primarily to blame. I have discharged him for neglecting his post of duty. I distinctly recall the manner in which you handled the horses last night. It may be possible that they ran away with you. However that may be, I find myself in need of a groom.
Your horsemanship saved us from a serious accident. If you will promise to let whisky alone, besides bringing me a recommendation, and are without engagement, call at the inclosed address this afternoon at three o'clock. I should be willing to pay as much as forty dollars a month. You would be expected to accompany me on my morning rides.'"
"She must have paid the fine," said I. "Well, it beats anything I ever heard of. Had you arrested, and now wants to employ you! What name did you say?" I asked carelessly.
"I didn't say any name, Chuck,"--smiling. "And I'm not going to give any, you old duffer."
"And why not?"
"For the one and simple reason that I am going to accept the position,"--with a coolness that staggered me.
"What?" I bawled.
"Sure as life, as the policeman said last night."
"You silly a.s.s, you! Do you want to make the family a laughing-stock all over town?" I was really angry.
"Neither the family nor the town will know anything about it,"--imperturbably.
"But you will be recognized!" I remonstrated. "It's a clear case of insanity, after what has just happened to you."
"I promise not to drink any whisky,"--soberly.
"Bob, you are fooling me."
"Not the littlest bit, Chuck. I've worn a beard for two years. No one would recognize me. Besides, being a groom, no one would pay any particular attention to me. Get the point?"
"But what under the sun is your object?" I demanded. "There's something back of all this. It's not a simple lark like last night's."
"Perspicacious man!"--railingly. "Possibly you may be right. Chuck, you know that I've just got to be doing something. I've been inactive too long. I am ashamed to say that I should tire of the house in a week or less. Change, change, of air, of place, of occupation; change--I must have it. It's food and drink."
"You've met this woman before, somewhere."
"I neither acknowledge nor deny. It will be very novel. I shall be busy from morning till night. Think of the fun of meeting persons whom you know, but who do not know you. I wouldn't give up this chance for any amount of money."
"Forty Dollars a month," said I, wrathfully.
"Cigar money,"--tranquilly.
"Look here, Bob; be reasonable. You can't go about as a groom in Washington. If the newspapers ever get hold of it, you would be disgraced. They wouldn't take you as a clerk in a third-rate consulate.
Supposing you should run into Jack or his wife or Nancy; do you think they wouldn't know you at once?"
"I'll take the risk. I'd deny that I knew them; they'd tumble and leave me alone. Chuck, I've got to do this. Some day you'll understand."
"But the woman's name, Bob; only her name."
"Oh, yes! And have you slide around and show me up within twenty-four hours. No, I thank you. I am determined on this. You ought to know me by this time. I never back down; it isn't in the blood. And when all is said, where's the harm in this escapade? I can see none. It may not last the day through."
"I trust not,"--savagely.
"I am determined upon answering this letter in person and finding out, if possible, what induced her to pay my fine. Jacka.s.s or not, I'm going to see the thing through." Then he stretched an appealing hand out toward me, and said wheedlingly: "Chuck, give me your word to keep perfectly quiet. I'll drop you a line once in a while, just to let you know how I stand. I shall be at the house to-night. I'll find an excuse. I'm to go up North on a hunting expedition; a hurry call. Do you catch on?"
"I shall never be able to look Nancy in the face," I declared. "Come, Bob; forget it. It sounds merry enough, but my word for it, you'll regret it inside of twenty-four hours. You are a graduate of the proudest military school in the world, and you are going to make a groom of yourself!"
"I've already done that and been locked up overnight. You are wasting your breath, Chuck."
"Well, hang you for a jacka.s.s, sure enough! I promise; but if you get into any such sc.r.a.pe as this, you needn't send for me. I refuse to help you again."
"I can't exactly see that you did. Let's get out. Got a cigar in your pocket? I am positively dying for a smoke."