The Grammar School Boys of Gridley Part 1

The Grammar School Boys of Gridley.

by H. Irving Hanc.o.c.k.

CHAPTER I

"OLD DUT" TELLS A STORY--d.i.c.k ANOTHER

"Master Prescott, what are you doing?"

The voice of Mr. E. Dutton Jones rasped out rather sharply, jarring on the generally studious air of the eighth-grade room of the Central Grammar School.

"What were you doing, Master Prescott?" repeated the stern voice of the princ.i.p.al.

d.i.c.k Prescott had glanced up, somewhat startled and confused. By this time every boy's and girl's eyes had turned away from text-books toward d.i.c.k Prescott.

"I was whispering, sir," confessed d.i.c.k.

"Oh, was that all?" demanded the somewhat ironical voice of Mr. E.

Dutton Jones, more commonly known as "Old Dut."

"Yes, sir."

"To whom were you whispering?"

"To Master Hazelton."

"If I am intruding on no confidences, what were you whispering about?"

continued Old Dut.

"I----" began d.i.c.k, and then his face turned still more red under the curious gaze of some fifty boys and girls. "I was telling Master Hazelton a funny story."

"Do you think it was very funny?" inquired Old Dut.

"The story? Yes, sir."

The broad grin that promptly spread over Harry Hazelton's face seemed to confirm d.i.c.k's claim as to the humorous quality of the story.

"Master Prescott," adjudged the princ.i.p.al, "you may rise in your seat and tell the story to the whole cla.s.s, myself included. On this dull, rainy day I feel certain that we all need a good laugh."

A smile that grew to a t.i.tter in some quarters of the room greeted d.i.c.k as he struggled half-shamefacedly to his feet.

"Go on with the story," encouraged Old Dut. "Or, rather, begin at the beginning. That's the right way to serve up a story."

"I--I'd rather not tell the story, sir," protested young Prescott.

"Why not?" demanded the princ.i.p.al sharply.

"Well, because, sir--I'd rather not. That's all."

Princ.i.p.al Jones frequently employed that grilling way of questioning one of his pupils, and his implied sarcasm had a very effective way of making young offenders squirm before the cla.s.s.

Whispering, in itself, is not a criminal offense, yet it often has a sad effect on the discipline of a schoolroom, and of late Old Dut had been much annoyed by whisperers.

"So you won't tell us all that choice story, eh, Master Prescott?"

insisted the princ.i.p.al, half coaxingly.

"On account of its being such a very personal one I'd rather not, sir,"

d.i.c.k answered, still standing by his desk. "I might hurt some one's feelings."

"Too bad!" murmured Old Dut. "And just after we had all been enlivened by the hope of hearing something really funny! I know your rare quality of humor, Master Prescott, and I had promised myself a treat. My own disappointment in the matter may be cured, but what about the boys and girls of this cla.s.s? I know that they are all still eager to hear a really funny story."

Old Dut paused, glancing impressively about the room. d.i.c.k, shifting first to one foot and then to the other, had not yet succeeded in parting with much of the fiery color that had flamed up to his cheeks, temples and forehead.

"Master Prescott," announced the princ.i.p.al, "the cla.s.s shall not be deprived of its expected treat. I will tell a story, and I think you will find some of the elements of humor in it. Will you kindly step this way?"

d.i.c.k went forward, head up and chest thrown out, a look almost of defiance in his clear, blue eyes as a t.i.tter ran around the room.

"Stand right here beside me," coaxed Old Dut. "Now, let me see if I can remember the story. Yes; I believe I can. It runs something like this."

Then Old Dut began his story. It was a very ordinary one that had to do with a boy's disobedience of his father's commands. But it had a "woodshed" end to it.

"So," continued Old Dut, "Johnson took his boy out to the shed. There, with a sigh as though his heart were breaking, the old man seated himself on the chopping block. He gathered his son across his knee--about like this."

Here Princ.i.p.al Jones suddenly caught d.i.c.k Prescott and brought that lad across his own knee. The expectant cla.s.s now t.i.ttered loudly.

"I can't tell this story unless I have quiet," announced Old Dut, glancing up and around the room with a reproachful look.

Then, after clearing his throat, the princ.i.p.al resumed:

"'Johnny,' said the old man huskily, 'I know what my duty in the matter really is. I ought to give you a good spanking, like this (_whack!_).

But I haven't the heart to give you such a blow as you deserve. (Whack!) But the next time (whack!), I'm going to give you (whack!) just such a good one (whack! whack!) as you deserve. (Whack! whack!) So, remember, Johnny (whack!), and don't let me catch you (whack!) disobeying me again. (Whack! whack!)."

Each "whack" Old Dut emphasized by bringing down his own broad right hand on d.i.c.k's unprotected body.

A few flashing eyes there were in the young audience, and a few sympathetic glances from the girls, but, for the most part, the cla.s.s was now in a loud roar of laughter.

"That's the story," announced Old Dut, gently restoring d.i.c.k Prescott to his feet. "I think you all see the point to it. Perhaps there's a moral to it, also. I really don't know."

Pallor due to a sense of outraged dignity now struggled for a place in the red that covered d.i.c.k Prescott's face.

"You may go to your seat, Master Prescott."

d.i.c.k marched there, without a glance backward.

"Now, that we've had our little indulgence in humor," announced Old Dut dryly, "we will all return to our studies."

There was silence again in the room, during which the rain outside began to come down in a flood.