The Case Of The Cryptic Crinoline Part 3

"Not Night-in-gaol," I interrupted, forgetting to erase my aristocratic accent, such was my fatigue and irritation. "No slur of imprisonment exists. A nightingale is simply a sweetly singing bird of the thrush familya""

Within my mind I experienced a sensation reminiscent of the flash powder exploding above a portrait photographer's camera, and I rocketed to my feet, nearly upsetting the table. "Ye G.o.ds!" I shouted in a most unruly fashion. "The Bird!"

CHAPTER THE FIFTH.

THE LADY WITH THE LAMP HERSELF MUST BE deceased by now, I a.s.sumed, because any veteran of the Crimean War I had ever met had been tottering on the edge of the grave, and those men had been youths at the time of the conflict, whereas Florence Nightingale had been a middle-aged woman; surely, as I had not heard her name mentioned in years, she had long since pa.s.sed away. But perhaps some surviving member of the Nightingale family might know something of Mrs. Tupper's history, or even of her present whereabouts? It was a most tenuous clue, but I clutched at it in the proverbial manner, for it was the only straw I had.

After gulping some bread and tea, I ran upstairs to dress, casting about in my mind for the best way in which to present myself. Miss Meshle was too vulgarly working-cla.s.s to merit respect or receive admission, yet the pristinely upper-cla.s.s Miss Viola Everseau would take hours to put together, and I had no patience for her; my hands shook as I s.n.a.t.c.hed clothing out of my wardrobe, settling upon a plain and narrow brick-coloured merino dress. In this, with my mud-brown hair in a bun and a pair of tortoisesh.e.l.l-rimmed spectacles upon my bony face, I would pa.s.s as a particular variety of upper-cla.s.s female, the kind who espouses causes and studies (or attempts to study, when not being hara.s.sed by proprietary males) at the British Museum, an unconventional young woman with no interest in marriage, but nevertheless a lady of sortsa"even though no lady who aspired to beauty would ever be seen in eyegla.s.ses.

Glancing into the mirror, I quite approved of the gla.s.ses, for their heavy dark rims disguised my face, especially the length of my rather alarming nose. I added a slightly mannish black hat. Excellent. I had rendered myself such a free-thinking spinsterish object that no one would take any notice of me. There remained only the matter of jacket and glovesa"ink-stained, of coursea"as I sallied forth, calling, "Florrie, will you stay until I get back?" I wanted her there at the house in case someone came with news.

"Of course, Missa"" She caught sight of me, and her jaw faltered. "Miss, uma"Meshle?"

"Never mind, Florrie."

"Ye're going to look fer Mrs. Tupper?"

"Of course, Florrie. But let us hope she makes her way home on her own before too long."

Would that it were to be so.

The streets of the East End brawled as always with unwashed humanitya"ragged, half-starved street urchins, a beggar with hideous festering "burns" made of soap sc.u.m and vinegar, street vendors bawling "Puddings an' pies!" or "Ginger beer!" or "Fish 'ere! Fresh 'erring!" with voices hoa.r.s.e from shouting. Walking amidst washerwomen and other sorts of daily help hurrying towards the city, I noticed a tall, muscular workman, his plaid cloth cap rather too large for him, sauntering along; he would be late for his job at that rate.

Once I had pa.s.sed the Aldgate Pump, a twenty-foot monstrosity topped with a grandiose lamp, I was able to summon a cab, for the monument to Light and Hygiene marked the beginning of a less odiferous, more respectable part of the city. As the cab-driver stopped for me, I told him, "Florence Nightingale School of Nursing."

"Right-o, miss." I settled back into the open seat of the hansom cab as if I a.s.sumed the man knew where I was going, although I myself had no idea; I had heard only that there was such a school somewhere in London.

As we trotted along, I heard my cabbie yell to another one, "'Ey! Whereabouts be the nursie school?"

It turned out to be across London Bridge, on the other side of the Thames, in Lambeth near St. Thomas' Hospital. As I alighted from the cab and paid the driver, I observeda"walking the paths of a small formal garden two by two, silently, as if performing a task, in the fine May sunshinea"young women wearing starched white collars, ap.r.o.ns, and caps over brown frocks so homely that even my merino seemed handsome by comparison. These, I surmised, were the nurses-in-training.

As they seemed indisposed to speak to me or even to look at me, I made for the ma.s.sive front door of the sizeable but unlovely brick building, knocked, then saw a small placard directing one to "Walk In," and did so.

Another small sign, with a hand painted upon it pointing the direction, showed me to the office. Within, I found a desiccated-looking matron, dressed in black, who looked me up and down in an appraising manner.

Oh, dear. She thought I was applying to be a trainee. To my annoyance I found myself babbling with nerves. "I have not comea"that isa"I'm not, uma"I am trying to locate some member of the Nightingale family in regard to a personal matter."

The dried-out woman blinked several times. "Some member?"

"I, um, Miss Florence Nightingalea""

I was trying to say in the most delicate way that surely the famous spinster herself was no longer available to be intervieweda"but I spoke no farther, for quite briskly the matron nodded, reaching for a piece of paper. When she had written upon this, she handed it to me.

"Thirty-five South Street," I read aloud, then looked up in astonishment. "Miss Nightingale is alive?"

I am sure I looked quite mawkish, for the twiggy matron smiled. "Oh, very much so. Although she does not go out at all."

Oh, dear, it would be scarcely bearable if she were alive but unable to speak with me. "Is she unwell? Or, um, wandering in her mind?"

"Senile? Hardly." The dry stick actually chuck-led. "Nor is she often ill. It's mostly that, after coming home from the Crimea and taking to her bed, she simply has not got out again."

"She's, ah, um, she's an invalid?" Bad news, or so I thought, for I knew invalids as peevish, malingering, demanding people who simply chose not to be valid, so to speak. Scarcely a household in upper-cla.s.s England had not at one time or another suffered under the paradoxical power of the invalid. Many a lady thwarted had taken to her bed for the sake of ordering folk about. Indeed, I had done so myself, for a few weeks after my mother had run away, although in my case it was in order to avoid unpleasantness in general and my brother Mycroft in particular.

Buta"nearly thirty-five years?

The matron said, "She prefers to be referred to as a valitudinarian. But if invalid she is, then surely she's the most active invalid in London." Then the woman gestured dismissal as if I were no more than a child. "Run along, dear. It's time for me to call the probationers in from their const.i.tutional."

Out I went, my mind rife with perturbing thoughts of the heroic Florence Nightingale now rec.u.mbent. Here lay yet another statue with feet of clay, I brooded. Would the erstwhile "Lady with the Lamp" shed any light at all upon the darkness surrounding the fate of Mrs. Tupper?

Lambeth was an orderly sort of place, with not many people on the street at this mid-morning hour. Somewhat to my surprise, I noticed that one of the pa.s.sersby was the same sauntering workman in an overlarge plaid hat whom I had seen in the East End earlier. Perhaps he was employed hereabouts?

Finding a cab-stand, I got into another hansom and told the driver, "Thirty-five South Street."

But rather than starting off at once, he exclaimed, "In Mayfair, miss?"

My surprise was scarcely less than his, but I hope I concealed it. "Is that where South Street is?"

"Yes, miss."

"Then let us go there."

Small wonder he had checked to see whether he had heard me rightly, for Mayfair is London's most exclusive neighbourhood. One would expect a woman who has martyred her life for humanitarian causes to livea"I don't know where, but not in Mayfair, with the wealthy and powerful. Was Florence Nightingale rich? I supposed, now that I thought about it, she must have had considerable means in order to do the remarkable things she had done. But why, if she was born into a wealthy family, the sort to be presented at court, had she gone instead to a b.l.o.o.d.y cesspool of a hospital in the Crimea? And why now, confining herself to bed, did she live amongst courtiers? Jouncing along in the cab, I entertained a doubtful yet lively curiosity regarding Florence Nightingale.

No amount of thought and speculation, however, could have prepared me for what I found at 35 South Street, just off Park Lanea"indeed, the house was so situated as to enjoy a view of Hyde Park! And a worthy house it was, a large, handsome four-storey brick edifice, its area enclosed in wrought-iron railings, its shutters and tr.i.m.m.i.n.gs painted a rich and restrained green.

After taking several deep breaths, I climbed stone steps to a stately door with fan-light. I plied a polished bra.s.s knocker, quite expecting to be met by a suitably fearsome butler who would question me, then usher me into a hushed, deep-carpeted library or parlour where I would wait alone for a considerable period of time beforea"

The door opened, and a young man who was neither a butler nor a footman, but wore an exceedingly fashionable tweed suit with knickerbockers and tall tan gaiters, stood aside with hardly a glance at me and said, "Come in."

And from the doorstep I smelled the mingled aromas of tea, pastries, and cut flowers, while I heard the babble of many voices.

"I beg your pardon," I said, put rather off balance, "am I interrupting something?"

"Not at all." He barked a short laugh. "It's like this every day of the week. Do come in."

Sensing impatience in his voice, I did as he said, stepping into a broad, well-lit hallway off of which opened parlour, library, morning-room, dining-room, and so on, several s.p.a.cious rooms, and in every one of them sat men in city-suits and women in visiting-dresses either chatting, or taking tea, or poring over doc.u.ments, or writing, or any combination of the above. With quite a shock to my already-fuddled mind I recognised erstwhile Prime Minister Gladstone amongst the crowd.

I began to realise that my obtaining even a few moments of Miss Nightingale's undivided attention might present considerable difficulty.

CHAPTER THE SIXTH.

LIKE A SHIP BECALMED, I DRIFTED UPON THE SISAL carpet just inside the door, for the young man who had admitted me was now nowhere to be seen, and I did not know how to proceed. Baffled, I studied the furnishings of the pa.s.sageway: ingenious yet attractive settees that incorporated hat-racks, mirrors, and umbrella-stands into their construction, a towering cas.e.m.e.nt-clock, cabinets displaying memorabilia presumably from the Crimea, embroidered mottoes framed to hang on the walls: Patience and Persistence Prevail, Good Intentions Cannot Mend Bad Sense, Without Progress We Regress, that sort of thing, daintily st.i.tched with borders of flowers.

As I studied Without Progress We Regress thoughtfully, a silk-gowned young woman, certainly not a servant, sailed past me with a pitcher of lemonade and some gla.s.ses on a tray. Although there certainly were no wasps to be fended off so early in the year, still, the pitcher was draped with a delicately daisybroidered jug cover. So taken was I with this lovely object that I rather startled when the young lady paused to ask me in the friendly manner of an equal, "Are you here in regard to hospital reform, miss?"

Despite my pose of womanhood, I found myself replying like the callow fourteen-year-old girl I was. "Um, no . . ."

"Or concerning the deplorable conditions in our workhouses?"

I shook my head.

"You are not on the Army Medical Commission, surely." Cheerfully the young lady continued her attempt to place me. "The Committee for the Licensing of Trained Nurses?"

Like a stupid child I shook my head, but then managed to say, "I need to ask Miss Florence Nightingale a question."

"That's easily arranged. See Mrs. Crowley at the desk in the library," she told me with a nod and a smile.

Mrs. Crowley, a somewhat older version of the richly gowned young lady who had directed me to her, also smiled and nodded as I said I wanted to speak to Florence Nightingale. She did not ask my name, luckily for me, as I had no idea what it might be today. Nor did she request a card to be sent up to the invalid, or a letter of introduction. Quite without questioning my intrusion in any way, she merely waved me to a nearby seat and handed me a laptop writing-desk complete with pen, ink, and a sheaf of cream-coloured rag paper of the very best quality.

I regarded this array with such evident bewilderment that Mrs. Crowley told me gently, "Write down what it is you wish to ask Miss Nightingale, and that young jackanapes in the knickerbockers will take it up to her, and as soon as she has time, she will write you a reply."

Baffled, I stammered, "Buta"but I really need to speak directly with Miss Nightingale!"

Mrs. Crowley's smile widened slightly. "Oh, no, I see you do not understand that is quite impossible," she told me with only the kindliest hint of reproach in her voice. "No one speaks directly with Miss Nightingale." Benignly Mrs. Crowley nodded towards a doorway across the hall, through which was visible the imposing form of Mr. Gladstone. "If His Excellency wishes to ask her something, he sends up a note. They all do."

"Buta"but if she is such an invalid, how can shea""

"It is astonishing how much she accomplishes from her bed, dear. She takes her meals alone, and works constantly. In addition to household notes, she writes sometimes as many as one hundred letters a day, being instrumental in a great many reforms, although she never allows her name to be mentioned in the press. Amongst those in the know, however, the saying is that there are really three, not merely two, Houses of Parliament, and they are the House of Lords, the House of Commons, and the House of Florence Nightingale."

I believe I said rather weakly, "Good heavens. I had no idea. Nevertheless, I really do need to see Miss Nightingale in persona""

"It is simply not possible." Mrs. Crowley began to sound the slightest bit tart. "You appear to be a scholar; you do know how to write, don't you?"

"But this may be a matter of life or death!"

Utterly unimpressed, Mrs. Crowley remarked, "Miss Nightingale would not see her parents when they were alive, nor her sister, nor, with few exceptions, anyone else in the past thirty years, so I think it unlikely that she will see you. But you can of course ask." With a gesture of finality, she indicated the writing implements in my lap.

Confound everything, if there had been any ivy on the walls of this most peculiar house, I would have gone outside and attempted to climb it to the reclusive Miss Nightingale's chamber. As there was none, however, I scowled at the paper set before me.

Even though I felt certain the effort was of no avail, eventually I wrote, Dear Miss Nightingale,

Time is pressing; I will be direct: an

elderly woman has been abducted by brigands,

seemingly because she knew you in the

Crimea and carried a message for you. Her

name is Mrs. Dinah Tupper. Have

you any idea where she might be, or who has

taken her?

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