Evil Awe-Inspiring 62 Illusion! It Must Be An Illusion!

I have to be more careful! After all, I have deeply felt the good luck brought by the ring and the unfortunate consequences of improper use. So I decide that before using the ring, I must not act recklessly. Make sure that the measuring device is used. Try to avoid all possible faults!

There is a laptop beside the bed, which I asked Didi to bring it from my home these two days. Now I turn it on and link to the Internet, Land to the website that I have visited last time. In fact, when I was free these two days, I often visited this website to try to find something useful.

According to the information I have already grasped. Obviously, the measuring device is very important.

Because the ring itself is like an amplifier, it can only make my brain receive a large increase in the power of luck elements. But the measuring device can let me know which kind of activity I should choose to match the current regularity of the luckiness, so as not to be struck back by the side effects!

Now I know that luck is divided into four elements: red, orange, yellow and green. Red represents financial luck, orange represents peach blossom luck (with the opposite s.e.x), yellow represents health luck, and green represents career luck. Everyone is born with different brain structure, and the degree of brain development is naturally different, so it is also different to which element is most sensitive to receive.

So It needs to measure the person who's using the ring first. See what kind of luck he has.

I carefully read the text on the computer screen, take out the measuring device, and pinch it carefully.

There is a small b.u.t.ton on the end of it. I press it lightly. This is a zero clearing device. With my press, the four colors on the liquid column fade rapidly and all of them fall back to "0".

Then I have the device in my right hand, and the palm completely wraps the metal handle at one end of it and pinches it tightly...

I am staring nervously at the four color liquid columns on the measuring device. A minute later, the liquid columns begin to change.

First, the orange liquid column is raising slowly, the scale increases slowly from 0 to 15, and then continues to climb.

Orange? The peach blossoms luckiness?

I am a bit depressed. Am I only to be good of the luckiness to the opposite s.e.x?

But luckily, the liquid column that red, which represents wealth luck is also moving, moving even faster than orange. In less than a minute, it is flat with the orange liquid column. Then the green, which represents business luck, and the yellow, which represents health luck are all slowly climbing.

I breath a sigh of relief. I'm missed with more nervous and expectations.

Finally, after five minutes, all the scales stops and no longer climb.

I lift the measuring device up, and look carefully at the scale number of the liquid columns on it.

"Fortune 90, peach blossom 96, career 93, health 91..."

I murmur, and then quickly pull out a form from the website, according to the data recorded above to compare their own measurement results... Then I am stuck.

"No? Do I have the legendary King's spirit? I took a breath of cool air.

The screen clearly reads: 100 for the full scale, over 60 for Level C, over 70 for Level B, over 80 for Level A, over 90 for Level S!

Ordinary people, generally if they can have one level A, are good enough. If there is a level S, could be a very successful people! Because of the brain development of an ordinary people is usually only sensitive to one element. And those all four sensitive people are just as rare as pandas.

But I am! My four luck index, actually all above ninety!!

4S! All 4S level!

According to the description on the web page, such a person is almost a freak! What is the result of people with all 4S level?

It's very simple: "Successful career, heteros.e.xual lovers in groups, continuous s.e.xual encounters, health and longevity, and super rich..."

To be honest, I am scared!

I Chen Yang from a kid to grow up, in addition to sports scores often get high marks. No one ever told me that I am a genius cla.s.s player.

Now, just like someone is suddenly telling me: you are a very legendary hero!

How am I feeling?

To be honest, I am a little silly for a while, and even can't help thinking: Am I going to try and see if I can radiate some kind of life-winner characteristics?

I am very proud of myself for a while. When I slowly recover, I start to check the second important thing.

The external luckiness element's working regularity cycle.

That is to say, even if my brain development is very suitable for the absorption of four luckiness elements, sensitivity is S level... But also depends on the luckiness elements outside in air to let you absorb!

You know, the four elements of red, orange, yellow and green in the air are changing every day! With the rotation of the earth, different regions, gravity, tides, climate, even temperature and other external factors, the interference changes every day. Sometimes, the element of fortune in the air is active, sometimes the others.

All of these are accidental and random.

The second function of the measuring device is to measure the daily index of luckiness elements in the air to see which activity is suitable for today.

I carefully study the instructions on the website and conclude that the most correct way to use the ring is as follows:

For example, today, according to the measurement result of the measuring instrument, I am suitable for making a fortune. I should go to buy lottery tickets then. It is important to note that I'd better not wear the ring first. Instead, when I buy the lottery ticket, put the ring on, after that, just take it off!

Such an operation can avoid unknowingly triggering side effects.

Because if I wear the ring and go out, there's a beautiful woman on the road, and I glance at her for a little more times. Because of my own brain development with the opposite s.e.x is the S level, it is very easy to cause peach blossom luck. If this happens, not only the luckiness element for money is activated, but also the luckiness element for the peach blossom is activated too. Then, obviously, they will cause the terrible side effects!

Now I understand why I've always been lucky and unlucky for a long time!

Because my sensitivity to the luckiness elements is far higher than ordinary people!

Specifically, if a person with only Level C or Level B on the fortune, even if wearing the ring to buy a lottery ticket. Although the ring enhances his luck forcibly, he might not get much effect still and probably couldn't win a big prize. Because his attribute base is low. But I'm different. I'm the 4S-level strongman, who is particularly p.r.o.ne to trigger luck events, and the side effects as well.

With a sigh, I press the zero-clearing b.u.t.ton again, and the indicators slowly fall back. Then I put it on my bedside and stare at it for a while.

I see the orange index slowly rising. Well, it looks like I still have a peach blossom luck today.

I think for a while and put the ring back. I don't need this in the hospital for the time being. After I leave the hospital, it's probably the right time for me to show my strength.

Then I am in a good mood and ask Amy to come in.

As soon as she enters the door, she stares at me with an odd look, with a very strange trace in her eyes.

"Well... You finished? Shall I throw something for you? Like the paper towels or something others? Oh, you've been doing so long time. It seems that you are quite strong."

It takes me half a minute to reflect what this girl means.

I suddenly become rigid, and then suffocate my strength to squeeze a word out of my teeth: "Fx.x.x!"

...

In the evening, Didi made a pot of chicken soup to tonic my body. I have been eating well and sleeping well for these days, feeling that I have gained several pounds of meat, and I am a bit worried. Recently, I've been hospitalized with injuries, and my health has been greatly affected. It seems that after discharging, I should take good exercise.

Didi holds the thermos bottle to feed me soup, Amy also shamelessly shared a bowl of my sick meal, sitting beside me watching TV while eating. And she also took advantage of Didi's inattention, grabbed a chicken leg from my bowl.

Oh, this girl is getting more and more daring.

At this time, news broadcasting on TV catches my attention again.

"This morning, in a county in the northern part of the province, the police arrested several suspects who were at large robbing. The suspects had committed many crimes in our city and other places. The total value of robbery property was x.x.xXX. During the process of arrest, the police were fiercely resist arrested by the suspects. There were two policemen injured and a suspect fell into the river on the spot and was drowned after he was rescued."

d.a.m.n!

My initial response is: this must be the robber who had robbed the ring from the liftboy.

This guy seems to have robbed very well with the help of the ring. He must be grabbed a lot of money! But there is no escape from the side effects. As a result, even his life had been sent away.

On TV, the screen shows a little bit of the image of the drowning guy who fell into the river, just shaking a few seconds. But I notice carefully that the ring is not on his hand.

It was probably washed away by the river.

I shake my head and sigh.

Without the a.s.sistance of the measuring devices, the more advanced ring, the more terrible side effects.

Now, the most advanced ring is not a lucky ring at all, but a bad luck ring! Who gets it, who is unlucky!

But I still feel a bit pity.

How good would it be if the ring on my hand?

Well, is it possible to salvage it in that river?

But the thought just flashes away immediately.

Impossible! The river is too turbulent to know where the ring is now. Don't know who will find it somewhere in the future. (The story of Lord of the Ring? :-p)

I spend another day in the hospital, just thinking that I should be out of hospital another day. My cell phone is suddenly ringing.

It's Wood's number. Strange! He is such a guy who doesn't like talking, what makes him calling me now?

I answer the phone: "h.e.l.lo, Wood! What's up?"

There is a charming, cool and spicy voice on the phone: "How has the little hooligan been missing? Your Jojo mama has not seen you for a long time. Just get out of your dog hole ASAP! "

It's Jojo!

I listen carefully, and there seems to be Azle's laughter beside. I know immediately that the three beasts of mine must be together, and then remember me, the guy who hasn't appeared for many days.

Indeed, I haven't contacted them for more than one month since I had that accident at Juan's casino last time. We used to be out of touch, but not more than half a month at most. Now they are probably worried about what happened to me.

Thinking of here, there are friends concerning about me, in fact, I feel very warm. I sigh: "I am hospitalized, life is at stake, is not able to drill out."

Sure enough, Jojo's voice in the phone is immediately serious, without the sense of ridicule, although still charming, but obviously very concern: "Chen Yang, what's wrong with you? Which hospital are you in?"

I reply, "XX hospital, XX ward."

"OK, we'll be there in ten minutes." After that, the phone is hung up.

I look at Didi and Amy around me: "I have friends to come over in ten minutes. Well..." After thinking, I carefully say to Amy, "You, be careful later. My friend likes beauty the best. You had better put on more clothes and cover your little body a bit more."

"Cut!" Amy is cutting the apple, and she shows the bright fruit knife on hand, staring at me: "Who dare to? I cut him! "

I sigh glumly.

Cut?

Uh... Azle might be threatened by you. But what about Jojo? You want to cut her? She has nothing to be cut.

Ten minutes later, the door of the ward is slammed open, and Miss Jojo comes in with a graceful face, followed by Azle's grim expression, and Wood is carrying a bag of fruits with an uncomfortable expression on face. I just remember that he seems to have disliked going to any hospital since he was diminished to leave the previous hospital.

The charm of Miss Jojo is still moving and shining. She is dressing a bright black windbreaker, like in the movie Matrix, but after takes off the windbreaker, let us be stunned.

Inside is the same leather jacket. Below is the leather miniskirt, long barrel of high-root black leather boots, above is a small leather jacket with a large V-collar opening, revealing the white chest, and a cleavage, pointed chin, glamorous eyes. No matter how to look, she likes a banshee. If hair curled, feeling more likes a Medusa.

And the way she dresses. If she has a whip on one hand, and takes a candle on another hand. That's the Queen's style in s.e.x movie!

Amy is apparently stunned, staring at Jojo's proud breast, with an obvious look of inferiority in her eyes.

A female hooligan is a female hooligan. Jojo's eyes fall on Amy at once, especially because Amy is wearing a nursing uniform today. It's quite consistent with the temptation of that uniform. Now she's standing with Jojo in this queen costume, if adds me with a sick clothe. Cough... It's a standard s.e.x movie studio.

The female hooligan strides forward and suddenly stretches out her right hand. A finger grabs Amy's chin, and the pink tongue licks on her lips, just like a dumb boy teasing a good woman: "Beauty, give sister a smile."

Where has little moneygrubber seen such a scene? On the spot, ossified, pale and the fruit knife drops.

I rejoice in the calamity of her.

Cut? Where do you cut?

Azle's eyes are on Didi who is beside me. His eyes immediately show bright lights. This fellow even ignores me as a patient. He strides to Didi and says affectionately, "Do you know, beautiful lady? I feel that there is a kind of artistic impulse that makes me thrive on you." Then he quickly twists out a business card and hands it to her: "My name is Azle, an artist of body painting."

After ten seconds of suffocating, I roar, "Azle, you f.u.c.king go to death! This is my girlfriend!"

At this time, the little moneygrubber suddenly screams and runs behind Didi. She even dares not look at Jojo.

Azle looks at me and says, "Yours? Oh, I just let go of her. But where did you find such a good woman?"

Jojo narrows her eyes and looks at Amy. Her eyes are full of interests. Then he turns to me and frowns. "What's wrong with you, little 5? Why are you wearing bandages?" Then she peaks her eyebrows and say, "Are you beaten? Which son of a b.i.t.c.h did? Your Jojo mama go to chop him. Dare to beat my brother, he has lived too long!"

Little moneygrubber has no blood on face, she is so frightened that the body is shaking, holding Didi, looking at me, trembling and asking, "Chen Yang... Are these your friends? How do they look like... like... "

"Beasts!"

Not me, it's Wood follows her words.

Wood is still an impa.s.sive expression, but pulls out a box of cigarettes from pocket and lights for himself.

Boss! You used to be a doctor! Don't you know that smoking is not allowed in the ward?

A bunch of a.s.sholes!

There are so many beasts level guys in the room. The ward has a lot of excitement at once. After the miracle-working doctor, Lord Wood, examined my wound and confirms that I almost fully recoveries, The three bad guys immediately stop looking at me as a patient.

Azle even immediately drags a chair to sit beside my bed, raises his legs, leans over my bed and kicks me: "Move around, make a room for me, how can you be so blind?"

Jojo, who keeps a little feminine look, sits beside me. But Amy is hiding away. It might be very first time for little moneygrubber to be teased by a woman since she has grown up.

"Chen Yang... Tell you something." Jojo opens her mouth.

"Well? What?" I poke a cigarette, which is handed by Wood, in my mouth.

Jojo sighs and says, "I'm going to get married."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"With a man?" Stout hearted Azle asks.

"How fresh!" Jojo gives him a look: "Our country does not allow same-s.e.x marriage, you do not know?"

I am completely dizzy.

Jojo is going to get married? And with a man?

Fx.x.x!

The mountain loses its shape, the sky falls to the heaven, snowing in June, thunder in winter, all of these things might be happened.

But Jojo is impossible to get married with a man! What happened?

"You have to help me!" Miss Jojo looks at the three men in the room: "Otherwise, I will die. If I die, I will drag all of you to death!"

(It's so good to be back and share my workouts with all of you! I'm thinking of share some Chinese-English translation experiences and examples with you. Are you interested? If do, just leave the comments and I'll think about it.")