Tales and Novels of J. de La Fontaine Part 44

"We there can meet and chat at leisure "While others sleep, nor need we fear, "Of merry tales I have a treasure "To tell, but cannot tell them here."

Kate smiled at this for she knew well What sort of tales he had to tell; But promised she would do her best And soon accomplish his request.

It was not easy, you'll admit, But love lends foolish maidens wit; And this is how she managed it.

The whole night long she kept awake, Snored, sighed and kicked, as one possessed, That parents both could get not rest, So much she made the settle shake.

This is not strange. A longing girl, With thoughts of sweetheart in her head, In bed all night will sleepless twirl.

A flea is in her ear, 'tis said.

The morning broke. Of fleas and heat Kitty complained. "Let me entreat, "O mother, I may put my bed "Out in the gallery," she said, "'Tis cooler there, and Philomel "Who warbles in the neigh'bring dell "Will solace me." Ready consent The simple mother gave, and went To seek her spouse. "Our Kate, my dear, "Will change her bed that she may hear "The nightingale, and sleep more cool."

"Wife," said the good man, "You're a fool, "And Kate too with her nightingale; "Don't tell me such a foolish tale.

"She must remain. No doubt to-night "Will fresher be. I sleep all right "In spite of heat, and so can she.

"Is she more delicate than me?"

Incensed was Kate by this denial After so promising a trial, Nor would be beat, but firmly swore To give more trouble than before.

That night again no wink she slept But groaned and fretted, sighed and wept, Upon her couch so tossed and turned, The anxious mother quite concerned Again her husband sought. "Our Kate "To me seems greatly changed of late.

"You are unkind," she said to him, "To thwart her simple, girlish whim.

"Why may she not her bed exchange, "In naught will it the house derange?

"Placed in the pa.s.sage she's as near "To us as were she lying here.

"You do not love your child, and will "With your unkindness make her ill."

"Pray cease," the husband cried, "to scold "And take your whim. I ne'er could hold "My own against a screaming wife; "You'll drive me mad, upon my life.

"Her belly-full our Kate may get "Of nightingale or of linnet."

The thing was settled. Kate obeyed, And in a trice her bed was made, And lover signalled. Who shall say How long to both appeared that day, That tedious day! But night arrived And Richard too; he had contrived By ladder, and a servant's aid, To reach the chamber of the maid.

To tell how often they embraced, How changed in form their tenderness, Would lead to nothing but a waste Of time, my readers will confess.

The longest, most abstruse discourse Would lack precision, want the force Their youthful ardour to portray.

To understand there's but one way-- Experience. The nightingale Sang all night long his pleasing tale, And though he made but little noise, The la.s.s was satisfied. Her joys So exquisite that she averred The other nightingale, the bird Who warbles to the woods his bliss, Was but an a.s.s compared with this.

But nature could not long maintain Of efforts such as these the strain; Their forces spent, the lovers twain In fond embrace fell fast asleep Just as the dawn began to peep: The father as he left his bed By curiosity was led To learn if Kitty soundly slept, And softly to the pa.s.sage crept.

"I'll see the influence," he said, "Of nightingale and change of bed."

With bated breath, upon tip toes, Close to the couch he cautious goes Where Kitty lay in calm repose.

Excessive heat had made all clothes Unbearable. The sleeping pair Had cast them off, and lay as bare As our first happy parents were In Paradise. But in the place Of apple, in her willing hand Kate firmly grasp the magic wand Which served to found the human race, The which to name were a disgrace, Though dames the most refined employ it; Desire it, and much enjoy it, If good Catullus tells us true.

The father scarce believed his view, But keeping in his bosom pent His anger, to his wife he went, And said, "Get up, and come with me.

"At present I can plainly see "Why Kate had such anxiety "To hear the nightingale, for she "To catch the bird so well has planned "That now she holds him in her hand."

The mother almost wept for glee.

"A nightingale, oh! let me see.

"How large is he, and can he sing, "And will he breed, the pretty thing?

"How did she catch him, clever child?"

Despite his grief the good man smiled.

"Much more than you expect you'll see.

"But hold your tongue, and come with me; "For if your chattering is heard, "Away will fly the timid bird; "And you will spoil our daughter's game."

Who was surprised? It was the dame.

Her anger burst into a flame As she the nightingale espied Which Kitty held; she could have cried, And scolded, called her nasty s.l.u.t, And brazen hussey, b.i.t.c.h, and--but Her husband stopped her. "What's the use "Of all your scolding and abuse?

"The mischief's done, in vain may you "From now till doomsday fret and stew, "Misfortune done you can't undo, "But something may be done to mend: "For notary this instant send, "Bid holy priest and mayor attend.

"For their good offices I wait "To set this nasty matter straight."

As he discoursed, Richard awoke, And seeing that the sun had broke, These troubled words to Kitty spoke "Alas, my love, 'tis broad day light, "How can I now effect my flight?"

"All will go well," rejoined the sire, "I will not grumble, my just ire "Were useless here; you have committed "A wrong of which to be acquitted, "Richard, there is one only way, "My child you wed without delay.

"She's well brought up, young, full of health "If fortune has not granted wealth, "Her beauty you do not deny, "So wed her, or prepare to die."

To hesitate in such a case Would surely have been out of place The girl he loved to take to wife, Or in his prime to lose his life, The point in truth needs no debate, Nor did our Richard hesitate.

Besides, the most supreme delight Of life he'd tasted one short night, But one, in lovely Kitty's arms; Could he so soon resign her charms!

While Richard, pleased with his escape From what he feared an awkward sc.r.a.pe, Was dreaming of his happy choice, Our Kitty, by her father's voice Awakened, from her hand let go The cause of all her joy and woe, And round her naked beauties wound The sheet picked up from off the ground: Meanwhile the notary appears To put an end to all their fears.

They wrote, they signed, the sealed--and thus The wedding ended free from fuss.

They left the happy couple there.

His satisfaction to declare, Thus spoke their father to the pair: "Take courage, children, have no care; "The nightingale in cage is pent, "May sing now to his heart's content."

EPITAPH OF LA FONTAINE MADE BY HIMSELF

JOHN, as he came, so went away, Consuming capital and pay, Holding superfluous riches cheap; The trick of spending time he knew, Dividing it in portions two, For idling one, and one for sleep.

THE END.

PG EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:

A pretty wife? Beware the monks as you would guard your life Above all law is might Avoid attorneys, if you comfort crave But reason 's fruitless, with a soul on fire By others do The same as you would like they should by you Caresses lavish, and you'll find return Criticism never stops short nor ever wants for subjects Delays are dangerous, in love or war Ev'ry grave's the same Extremes in ev'ry thing will soonest tire Favours, when conferred with sullen air, But little gratify Few ponder long when they can dupe with ease Fools or brutes, With whose ideas reason never suits He who loves would fain be loved as well He, who laughs, is always well received Her doll, for thought, was just as well designed Historick writ How could he give what he had never got?

In childhood FEAR 's the lesson first we know!

In country villages each step is seen In the midst of society, he was absent from it Monks are knaves in Virtue's mask No folly greater than to heighten pain No grief so great, but what may be subdued No pleasure's free from care you may rely Not overburdened with a store of wit Of't what we would not, we're obliged to do Opportunity you can't discern--prithee go and learn Perhaps one half our bliss to chance we owe Possession had his pa.s.sion quite destroyed Regarded almost as an imbecile by the crowd Removed from sight, but few for lovers grieve Sight of meat brings appet.i.te about Some ostentation ever is with grief The eyes:-- Soul-speaking language, nothing can disguise The G.o.d of love and wisdom ne'er agree The less of such misfortunes said is best The more of this I think, the less I know The plaint is always greater than the woe The promises of kings are airy dreams The wish to please is ever found the same Those who weep most the soonest gain relief Though expectations oft away have flown Tis all the same:--'twill never make me grieve Tis past our pow'r to live on love or air To avoid the tempting bit, 'Tis better far at table not to sit Too much you may profess Twere wrong with hope our fond desires to feed Was always wishing distant scenes to know We scarcely good can find without alloy When husbands some a.s.sistance seemed to lack When mourning 's nothing more than change of dress When pa.s.sion prompts, few obstacles can clog While good, if spoken, scarcely is believed Who knows too much, oft shows a want of sense Who only make friends in order to gain voices in their favour Who would wish to reduce Boccaccio to the same modesty as Virgil Who, born for hanging, ever yet was drowned?

Wife beautiful, witty and chaste woman, who drove him to despair You little dream for whom you guard the store