Stone Barrington: The Short Forever Part 30

"Whatever."

"All right, here's how it went," Stone said.

"You better start at the beginning, so we don't have to go backwards."

"All right; this guy showed up in my office, sent by Woodman and Weld." Stone began to take Dino, blow by blow, through what had happened since he'd arrived in London. He got as far as the explosion at the antiques market when dinner arrived. The waiter served it and left.

When he had gone, Stone continued with the events at the Farm Street house. When he got to the dinner of the night before, he stopped, not wanting to talk about Sarah or Arrington.

"So," Dino said, "how's Sarah? How's Arrington?"

"How did you know Arrington was here?"

"She called me a few days ago, said she was headed to London and how were you?"

"Why didn't she call me?"

"I guess she did, and you weren't there, so she called me. She's buying an apartment in New York."

"I heard."

"So tell me about Sarah and Arrington, and how you're keeping them both happy."

Stone did the best he could.

"So Arrington is on her way to New York?"

"Right."

"And Sarah is filthy rich, having knocked off her boyfriend?"

"She didn't knock him off, it was an accident; I was there."

"Sure, like Arrington didn't knock off Vance Calder."

"You don't really think she did that, do you?"

"n.o.body's proved to me that she didn't."

"Dino, you're a very suspicious person, do you know that?"

"It's useful in my work; and if I weren't a suspicious person, somebody would have knocked you off by now."

"You're probably right," Stone admitted. Dino had gotten him out of the soup more than once.

"You know what I think?" Dino said, pushing back from the table.

"What?"

"I think I'm going to bed. I hear jet lag is a b.i.t.c.h if you don't get any sleep."

"So, you're going to bed without having solved any of my problems?"

"You betcha." He got up, went to the door of his room, and opened it. "I'll do that tomorrow." He closed the door.

"Christ, I wish somebody would," Stone said.

41.

DINO WALKED INTO STONE'S ROOM AT 6:30 A.M., in his pajamas, whistling loudly. "Up and at 'em!" he shouted.

Stone groaned, rolled over, and pulled a pillow over his head.

"Don't you want to brush your teeth before breakfast?" Dino asked, ripping the covers off Stone.

"No," Stone replied, trying vainly to get the covers back.

"That's disgusting," Dino said. "You can't eat breakfast without brushing your teeth; it's unsanitary."

Stone peeped out from under the pillow. "What breakfast? I haven't ordered breakfast."

There was a sharp rap on the door.

"That breakfast," Dino said, opening the door and admitting the waiter.

Stone went and brushed his teeth; when he returned, an elaborate breakfast had been laid out.

Dino handed him a large gla.s.s of orange juice. "Come on, wake up."

Stone took the orange juice. "This must be what it's like to be married."

"Are you kidding?" Dino asked. "The day you get married is the last day you'll ever get breakfast in bed."

"I'm not in bed," Stone said, sipping the orange juice.

"Close enough. What's your plan for the day?"

"I'm planning for you to solve all my problems," Stone said.

"Okay, I can do that. Not Arrington, of course, or Sarah; you'll have to handle those yourself, though of course, I'll be there with lots of advice."

"I'd rather not hear it," Stone said, digging into his scrambled eggs.

"Man, these are really terrific eggs," Dino said. "How do they get them like this?"

"I asked about that," Stone replied. "Seems they cook them very slowly, with a lot of b.u.t.ter, in a saucepan, not a skillet, and they serve them on a hot plate, very soft, since they continue to cook on the plate."

"No kidding? I'll have to get Mary Ann to do them that way."

"Lots of luck. Your wife doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who would spend the early moments of her morning making you English scrambled eggs."

"Who would have thought the English could cook?"

"Someone, I think it was George Bernard Shaw, once said that you could eat very well in England, as long as you have breakfast three times a day." Stone was waking up now.

Dino laughed. "I gotta remember that one."

"Don't bother; it isn't true anymore; the Brits cook very well indeed these days. Okay, how are you going to solve all my problems?"

"I slept on your problems," Dino said, "and I think you can best solve them by leaving London and going back to New York. That would remove you from the evil influence of the people around you in this town."

"They aren't all evil," Stone replied.

"No? Name me one person you know in London that you can prove not to be evil."

"They're innocent until proven guilty," Stone said.

"Only in a court of law; in the court of my law, every f.u.c.king one of them is guilty of something."

"Demonstrate, please."

"Okay, let's take Bartholomew: Do you have any doubt that he's an evil son of a b.i.t.c.h?"

Stone thought about it for a moment. "No," he said, "none."

"And you're working for him. How about Lance?"

"Well, I think he may be mixed up in those two murders; and maybe a lot more, as well."

"Same for Sarah, except it's just one murder," Dino said. "Who's left?"

"Well, there's Erica and Monica, the sisters."

"Okay, I guess there have to be some innocent bystanders, but I'm not going to count on it."

"And there's Arrington."

"Arrington doesn't count; she's not in London."

"And Throckmorton."

"Throckmorton wants you to spend the rest of your life in an English prison, where they don't have toilets. How evil is that?"

"He doesn't believe for a moment that I killed those two men."

"He doesn't care," Dino said. "He just wants to clear these two killings; it doesn't make him look good for bodies to turn up in his nice, green park. If he can blame you, he's home free."

Stone thought for a moment. "They don't have toilets in English prisons?"

"No, they were all built before they had plumbing; you have to s.h.i.t in a bucket and do G.o.d-knows-what with it."

"That's disgusting."

"My very point; it's why, among other reasons, you don't want to go to jail over here."

"So what is your solution to dealing with all this evil?"

"I told you: get out of town. You don't owe these people anything."

"I can't; Throckmorton has my pa.s.sport. Yesterday, when I tried to see Arrington at the airport, two of his goons dragged me out of the place."

"I'll talk to him," Dino said. "If I can get your pa.s.sport back, will you get out of here right away?"

Stone thought about that. "Maybe. But I have to admit, I'm pretty curious about what's going on. You have any thoughts about that?"

"Let's take these people one at a time, in reverse order of evilness," Dino said. "Monica: She just has a business here, and she's probably not involved. Erica: She may not be involved; she just wants to follow Lance around like a puppy, and she doesn't give a f.u.c.k what he's done or what he's doing. Sarah: If there were any justice, she'd be s.h.i.tting in a bucket in an English prison, instead of collecting a huge inheritance. Ali and Sheila: They're in business with Lance, so they're just as evil as he is. That leaves us with Lance and Hedger, who are so obviously evil that it's hardly worth discussing."

"I want to know what it is that Lance and Hedger actually do that's so evil."

"Well, Hedger, for a start, killed that retired cop Bobby Jones."

"He just had him beaten up-not that that's a good thing."

"He's dead," Dino said. "Died of his injuries. Throckmorton told me on the phone; that's one of the reasons he's so p.i.s.sed off with you."

"Oh, G.o.d," Stone moaned. "I didn't know; n.o.body told me."

"So that makes Hedger a murderer; Throckmorton wants him for Jones, but I get the impression that his investigation is being impeded by somebody in the British government."

"You two had quite a little heart-to-heart, didn't you?" Stone asked. "Why hasn't he told me any of this? He's certainly had the opportunity."

"Because he doesn't trust you, dummy; you work for Hedger, don't you? He'd like to have Hedger s.h.i.tting in a bucket somewhere and you for an accessory. Jones and his buddy Cricket were apparently two of Throckmorton's favorite people."

"Jesus, I'm never going to get out of this country," Stone said.

"That's a possibility," Dino agreed. "What we've got to do is find out what's going on here, so we can tell Throckmorton, and then he can lock up the perpetrators, except for you."

"Hedger is my client; I can't help lock him up."

"What's the matter, don't you enjoy putting away bad guys anymore? Where's the cop in you?"

"He's still there, but so is the lawyer."