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"Flexible," she thought. A slippery lawyer's word.
She questioned whether this shotgun marriage was going to work. Sure, Solomon had all that experience. But he was so aggressive, so reckless, he would lead them into untold disasters. She was still furious at him for stealing her client, but she had vowed to put up with him. She needed this case to get on her feet, start building her practice. As far as learning trial tactics from Solomon, she'd study his every move, then do the exact opposite.
He must have found the radio station he wanted, because he stopped fiddling with the dial, and Robert Palmer was singing that a woman was simply irresistible. Victoria yelled over the music and the wind: "Did Kat tell you Charles would dump her if she didn't do what he wanted?"
"Not in those words. I filled in a few gaps for her."
"You coached her?"
"I amplified her responses."
"You make fine distinctions."
"That's what lawyers do, Victoria."
Victoria, she thought. No more "Vickie." At least he was starting to show her respect. Crossing the causeway, she looked enviously at a cruise ship steaming out Government Cut toward the Atlantic. The pa.s.sengers were waving at a party fishing boat following in their wake. The air tasted of salt, and the wind whipped at her hair.
"You're saying Charles pressured Kat into choking him as part of their marital relations," she said.
"Marital relations? Who talks like that?"
Victoria motioned toward the backseat. "I do, in front of a child."
Bobby said: "So they had a freaky way of doing the bone dance. Big deal."
The light turned red at the entrance to the Fisher Island ferry, and Steve pulled to a stop, the Eldo's brakes screeching like the call of a pelican. The morning sun was still low in the southeastern sky but warm as a mitten on their faces. Just across the channel rose hundreds of multimillion-dollar condos protected by a moat from the real world. Directly in front of them was a Metro bus, its rear billboard advertising free consultations with a smiling, mustachioed lawyer. Hablamos Espaol.
Victoria fanned away the diesel fumes. "Could you put the top up?"
"A/C doesn't work," Steve said.
She made a face but didn't say a word.
"Sorry if I don't drive a Porsche like Bigby," Steve said.
"Don't start."
"I also don't carry a pager or wear a Phi Beta Kappa key like the Bigster."
"You don't have a Phi Beta Kappa key," Bobby piped up.
"Thanks for the support, kiddo," Steve said.
He fooled with the radio again, picked up what sounded like a bugle playing reveille, and Bobby yelled happily: "Long Shot Kick De Bucket!"
"A cla.s.sic," Steve said as the song began.
Victoria listened a moment, something about weeping and wailing and getting in the race, but it made no sense to her.
"Don't you like reggae?" Steve asked.
"I can never understand the patois."
"I could teach you. It's the language of sugarcane fields, the music of repression and rebellion."
"You see yourself as a rebel? A lawyer with a machete?"
He shrugged. "I just like the music."
The light turned green, Steve gunned the engine, and the old Cadillac coughed and sputtered but managed to pull around the bus.
"Now, where was I?" Steve said.
"s.e.x," Bobby reminded him.
Victoria said: "Really, is this proper conversation for a young-"
"Bobby's cool with it," Steve interrupted. "So Katrina's dressed in leather chaps and a laced corset, and she ties Charlie spread-eagle on the bed. He's wearing a collar around his neck with two leather straps fastened to the bedposts. He increases the pressure on his neck by leaning back, decreases by leaning forward. The idea was to cut off his oxygen, increase the power of his o.r.g.a.s.m."
"Asphyxiophilia," Bobby said. "I read about this guy who wrapped a wire around his w.i.l.l.y, tied it to two teaspoons, put one in his b.u.t.t, another in his mouth, all plugged to an electrical outlet. Guess what happened?"
"He caused the Northeast blackout of 2003," Steve said.
Bobby made a sound like bacon sizzling in a pan. "Elec-tro-cuted."
"Barksdale had something in his mouth, too. A latex d.i.c.k."
"That's disgusting." Victoria wrinkled her nose.
"But relevant to our defense. Why?"
"Because he couldn't cry out with that doodad in his mouth," she answered.
"You mean d.i.l.d.o."
"Some female jurors might be offended by the word. I thought I'd soften it."
Soften it? G.o.d, did I really say that?
Steve laughed. "We're gonna be in Criminal Court, not on Sesame Street. Do you know how many words there are for 'p.e.n.i.s'?"
"I know twenty-six," Bobby said. "One for every letter of the alphabet."
"Cool it, kiddo," Steve said.
"Anaconda. Beaver Buster. Corn Dog."
"Not now, Bobby."
"Dipstick. Earthworm. Frankfurter."
"Put a lid on it."
"Gherkin. Hose. Iron Rod. Joystick."
"I said that's enough," Steve ordered.
"And to think," Victoria said, "when I was in school, we only memorized the Gettysburg Address."
"Don't look at me," Steve said. "I didn't teach him that stuff."
"Kosher Pickle," Bobby said. "You taught me that one."
"That's part of your ethnic heritage. Look, it's okay if you screw around with us, but if you try that stuff with Dr. Kranchick, she's gonna think I'm a pervert, and you're gonna be bunking at the state hospital."
"Who's Dr. Kranchick?" Victoria said.
"Doris Kranchick," Bobby said. "RAKISH CORN d.i.c.k."
"I'm warning you," Steve said, then turned to Victoria. "Kranchick works for Family Services. She wants to take Bobby from me."
"Uncle Steve says we'll go to some desert island if the judge rules against us."
"What about just filing an appeal?" Victoria said.
"C'mon, let's stay focused," Steve said. "Barksdale is sprawled on the bed. Katrina performs her magic and gets him off. She unties his hands but leaves the collar on. Then she crawls out of bed and walks over to the wet bar."
"Why didn't she untie him then?"
"She says he was good for a second pop after a time-out. So she's pouring herself a drink at the bar when she hears something back on the bed. Charlie's thrashing around, this gurgling sound coming from his throat. She runs to him, sees the collar digging into his neck. It takes her a while to loosen the straps, and by the time she gets the collar off, he's not breathing. She calls nine-one-one. End of story."
Victoria processed the information as they headed east on Fifth Street, three blocks from the ocean. They had left downtown Miami behind, its skysc.r.a.pers honeycombed with lawyers and bankers in their light winter wools, the streets in cool shadows from the buildings themselves. Everything was brighter here, the colors of the low-rise stucco buildings, the shorts and shirts of the people hauling coolers and lawn chairs to the beach. She was unexpectedly happy to be with the Solomon Boys, working together, a world away from the stifling confines of the Justice Building.
"Accidental strangulation following kinky s.e.x?" she said. "You think the jury will swallow that?"
"I don't know, but I'm gonna rephrase your question for voir dire."
"You know what I mean. It sounds pretty far-fetched."
"Just because you and Bruce never try anything exotic-"
"Don't go there," she said sternly. "You have no idea what Bruce and I do."
"Give me all the details. I've got thirty seconds."
"Stop this car!"
"Aw, I'm just joking around."
"Stop right now!"
He pulled to the curb. A gray tern swooped close, bleating, kerri, kerri, kerri, sounding like a lovelorn suitor.
"What is it with you?" Victoria demanded, but didn't wait for an answer. "We were just starting to get along and you pull that s.h.i.t. Sorry, Bobby."
"No problem," came the voice from the backseat.
"If we're going to work together, you've got to stop doing this."
"Okay. Okay."
"You have to control your Inner Jerk."
"I apologize. Now, let's move on."
"Not so quick," Victoria said. "Let's get to the root of this."
"There's no root."
"Let's look inside Steve Solomon."
"There's nothing there," he shot back.
"Be honest now." She leveled a gaze at him, detected a hint of fear in his eyes. Now, that was something new, she thought. Maybe he can handle an a.s.sertive woman in court, but get inside his personal s.p.a.ce, he breaks out in hives. "Be honest, Solomon. Do you have a thing for me?"
"What!"
"Do you drift off to sleep with little fantasies? The two of us in the stacks at the law library?"
"I've never been in the law library."
"Are you writing my name on your legal pad, drawing hearts around it?"
"You're not my type, Lord."
"Why not? All brains and no Rudnicks?"
"Exactly. Go marry the Avocado King."
"Why shoot spitb.a.l.l.s at me? What are the feelings you're not expressing?"
"At first I thought you were a royal pain. Rigid, arrogant, self-righteous. But with great legs. Thought I expressed all that pretty clearly."
"And now?"
"Now that we have to work together, I tolerate you."
"As long as that's all it is," she said.