Scum Male's Whitewashing Manual Chapter 44

[I think I understand now…]

[Excuse me?]

[I think I know what temperament the Song G.o.d's dog has. It turns out it's an 'Erha'. Ah…]      

(TNote: In China huskies can also go by the name ‘Erha', because of their silly and funny personality; which could often make people laugh… When serious/cool/cold, it's a ‘husky'; when silly/ quirky/acting like an idiot; it's an Erha. Erha huskies are those you usually see in memes.)

[Is it like those Erha who would even greet thieves?]

[How could you compare an Erha to Stormy who's able to catch chickens, follow orders and carry luggage? Sorry, I kind of want to laugh right now.]

Wudge still didn't understand. He basically never surfed the Internet, so he didn't quite understand the other side of huskies. But Little Yue Yue was different.

Under the camera, the complicated expression on the lovely little girl's face almost made the whole audience turn over in laughter.

From this day on, the Song G.o.d had a brand-new nickname: Erha.

The Song G.o.d, Erha had begun the difficult and dangerous course of fighting with Movie Emperor team's Stormy.

The program group was about to crack.

The ‘Survival in the Wild' program team always thought that they were on a whole another level. Not even comparable with the goblins outside. Even those who were pure and unaffected could not be compared with them.

While other programs were still playing swimming pool diving games, which was not that challenging, their program group had begun to develop mechanical spiders to frighten female guests.

Every time people sat in front of the computer with packed lunches, watching the stars on camera, who were originally personable and beautiful, turning pale with fear or covered in embarra.s.sment; they would smile with satisfaction while watching the rising ratings.

More and more examples prove that the worse the guests were tortured, the higher the audience rating would be.

So, one by one, new ideas came out. The program group, like the great devil, played with those pitiful people in their hands.

It just so happened that this time, they miscalculated.

Right now, they operated as usual. They stood in front of the screen, with numb expressions, and watched the loyal old dog who kept barking at a seemingly normal meadow. However, after spending more than three weeks on this small island with nothing, the handsome man, whose appearance was still shining, walked with his stick and hit hard the gra.s.s where there seemed to be nothing unusual.

The gra.s.s collapsed and the box inside was exposed.

Wei Mingyan cautiously moved forward, hooked the box with a stick and patted the old dog's head admiringly. “Stormy is really good. You found it again.”

[I'm starting to fall in love with Stormy! How many times has this happened? How sensitive is his sense of smell?]

[Yan-ge said Stormy bit a thief when he was five years old. He really is a super good dog!]

[After the show was broadcasted, my mother started to clamour for a dog. She said it had to be like Stormy. In the end, she went to the pet market to look for one. The boss said that all the yellow puppies were in short supply. There was none left. My mother came back, unhappy for quite a while.]

[Stars are all spokesmen for clothes, bags and cars. Is our Yan-ge a spokesman for dogs now?]

The program had been on the air for nearly four weeks. In those four weeks, the first three days were the unlucky adventures of the Song G.o.d, and the next three days saw the rising of Yan-ge. After that, most people watched for Stormy.

How in the world could there be such a clever dog?

He may not be young and as good-looking as those other breeds of dogs, but when his owner needed him, he was always the first one to rush up. No matter whether he would hurt himself or not doing so.

And when the owner did not need it, it would obediently sit on the ground. He always had a pair of gentle eyes set on his owners.

You couldn't count how many little girls were pierced through the soft part of their hearts by such loyal and gentle eyes. They started to have high expectations for the dog.

On the island, the old dog with dark fur was excited in the beginning because of the big and new environment. But when he realized that he needed to be vigilant here, he quickly calmed down. Obviously, he was raised by human beings since he was a puppy, but when he was hunting, his lithe posture completely made it impossible to notice that he was an old 10-year-old dog.

The program was about to end in three days, and the later period had become a variety of treasure-hunting missions. Some of them were hidden by the program team before the program began, and some were hidden by the program team sneaking up on the island in the dead of night, they were still working diligently.

This time the task was to find a box with a riddle attached. The answer to the riddle was under the bamboo grove. According to the usual routine, the Movie Emperor team and the Song G.o.d team would repeatedly meet obstacles and then finally find the box successfully.

But this time, things were starting to change.

No!! Things were different every day.

Last night, was a quiet night. At about 11 o'clock, the guests who couldn't bring their cell phones and any kind of entertainment should have fallen asleep. The program group went to the bamboo forest quietly with shovels and boxes.

While they were working diligently, Stormy, who was lying peacefully asleep beside his master, suddenly moved his ears, opened his eyes uneasily and leaned over to look at the light nearby.

“Woof…”

He shook his tail, trying to tell the host about the situation, but also trying not to wake up the host. The audience understood his hesitation through his actions. Song Qi slept shallowly, but her brain was not awake. Subconsciously, she gently pushed the man beside her, “Mingyan, what's the matter?”

Wei Mingyan turned over with drowsy eyes, patted the back of the person beside him naturally, like coaxing a child. His magnetic voice was low and deep, “You should go back to sleep, I'm here.”

Song Qi fell asleep with ease. The three weeks they spent together obviously wasn't much time, but she felt more at ease than the previous three months together.

11 o'clock at night was really late while on this island. For the night owl audience with all kinds of modern equipment, it was far from bedtime. Almost the second after the program group said on the official website that they were going to bury the treasure, people poured into the live broadcast one after another.

Then, they saw such dog food cruelty.   

(Dog food = a term to mean showing affection to a lover in front of single people a.k.a cruel to single dogs.)

In the past three weeks, from the beginning, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi were not familiar with each other, but now they have gained tacit understanding. In addition, the handsome man would usually look at Song Qi with gentle eyes. Who would believe him if he said he had no feelings toward Song Qi?

Although there was no official announcement, many fans believe that the two would be together after this program.

Of course, it was because in the past three weeks, neither of them had done anything to be criticized by fans. On the contrary, they were considerate to each other all the time, which was seen optimistically by the public.

Especially when there was Stormy in the middle, who was very loyal and did everything right. The old dog that didn't even welcome the Song G.o.d team, was gentle to Song Qi from the very beginning. Usually, when Song Qi called him, he would run over immediately. 

The two people and one dog looked like a mother, father and their child. 

Though, the child was a little old.

Back to the main point. On this day, the program group buried something and Wei Mingyan watched. When the program group announced that it was time to find the treasure the next day, he took Stormy directly to the bamboo forest, and Song Qi stayed in the cave to cook.

By the time he came back smoothly with the box, Song Qi had prepared a meal using the pots and rice they had won back in the past. She steamed a pot of rice, stir-fried wild vegetables, stewed chicken and even made a bowl of egg soup.

Yes, Song Qi had already started raising hens that could lay eggs while the Song G.o.d team caught and ate the chickens. Two hens, one to three eggs a day. They had a wonderful life.

After the meal, two people and a dog happily went to the seaside to catch fish and prepare to stew fish soup that night. The two worked closely and the scene was quite harmonious.

You can imagine how broken the hearts of the program group became. They were so motivated to trick the guests.

If it didn't work before, it wouldn't work ever for the Movie Emperor team. That wasn't the case for the Song G.o.d team, right? 

However, Yue Yue, who was already in a mess in less than a week after following the Song G.o.d everywhere, and finally could not bear it. At her strong request, the three voted to re-elect the captain. Yue Yue was elected by two votes and the Song G.o.d was defeated by one vote.

It was very pitiful because the one vote was his own.

With Yue Yue, who was young but at least had a normal IQ leading the team, the Song G.o.d team was, at last, not so miserable. Now they completed many tasks and were waiting until the final three days for the two teams' decisive battle.

After half a day of trying to guess, Yue Yue successfully guessed the answer and led the two seniors, who were 40 years older than her, to the bamboo grove.

“Eh, Yan-ge took the lead again. How on earth did he get so smart? “

Yue Yue was depressed. Dressed like a green thing, covered with leaves on his face, the Song G.o.d cautiously peeked out of the gra.s.s, and whispered, “Yue Yue, come back. Mingyan might be getting ready for an ambush here.”

Wudge's head immediately appeared next to him. “Come on, I've made room for you. “

Yue Yue helplessly held her forehead, “Brother, the decisive battle will not start until tomorrow. It's useless for Yan-ge to ambush us right now. “

“Why is it useless? If he catches us now and captures us, won't he win as soon as the time is up tomorrow?”

Yue Yue: “…”

This is a game, it's not a real battle. If you really play like this, what's the point?

Song G.o.d saw little captain's expression, an expression of mock and ridicule. With a head full of greens, he emerged, “I… This is not… Achoo!!"

After sneezing, he suddenly felt the ground under his feet start to wobble, and a big stone started to roll from the side opposite of them. He was stunned.

“Did I sneeze that hard?”

When did he become so powerful?

No, it was getting worse.

The Song G.o.d was still confused, but Yue Yue's face changed drastically. She tried to stabilize her body, and her voice almost broke, “Earthquake!”

This was in the original world's plot. The accident that led to Song Qi breaking her leg.

During the same time, by the sea, Song Qi was standing in the water with a smile. Suddenly, her foot slipped. Before she could react, she was swept away by waves coming from behind.

A small flying camera was circling around above the sea, looking for the fixed target.

Wei Mingyan finally stabilized his footing, looked at the empty spot, and his face changed greatly. He didn't even think about it and plunged into the water.