Rules For Becoming A Legend Part 7

She told him casually, "You got the night shift tomorrow. Ronnie ORourke expects you." She climbed into bed.

"Genny, my Genny," he said. She had been the one girl who hadnt come easy. He liked that in her. Meant she wouldnt go easy either. And then he acted on a feeling he hadnt had in too long. Draped a thick arm over her side, pushed his pelvis up against the cushion of her b.u.t.t. His body all pins and needles. She squeezed his hand, not unkindly, and took it off her hip. "You need to talk to them."

So Todd went. G.o.d bless her, it was the best shed ever be to him, for in his misreading of the mood, in trying to make a pa.s.s at her when that was the last thing she wanted, when he had been a blubbering child when she needed a man, he had leaned into the first punch of her fight to stop loving him.

Todd crept into the room Dex and Jimmy shared. Jimmy was awake, staring at the ceiling, his eyes lit up by the pumpkin night-light plugged into the wall.

"Your mother tells me you had quite a day," he whispered. He rubbed his hands down his face. Somehow they still felt cold from the ocean. "Something about basketball?"

"What were you doing, pops?"

Todd played dumb. "What do you mean?"

"In the water. You always say no playing in water."

Todd considered it. What was the best way to do this? A thought came to him. "Well, I got bitten."

"Bitten?"

"Have I ever told you about the Sand Toad?"

"No, not ever," Dex said-apparently awake and listening the entire time.

"Well, boys," Todd rubbed his hands together as if it would bring forth the story he needed to tell-and strangely, it did. "Theres a certain kind of toad that lives on the beach. Shes always cold and muddy. She cant jump very far or move very fast. Shes ugly and smells bad too."

"Gross," Dex said.

Todd fed off the reaction. "Yeah, gross. Only thing special about a sand toad is she takes growing seriously. Big as a car."

"Youre kidding us," Dex said sincerely.

"Im not kidding you, I wouldnt kid about something like this . . . Shes huge but its very weird because she thinks shes small."

"Whats she eat?" Jimmy asked, one eyebrow higher than the other, just like the Flying Finn.

"Whats she eat?" Todd wanted to wipe that look off Jimmys face. Howd the old man find a way in? "They eat. Well, seagulls of course. She opens up her big mouth-and its just the same color and feel as wet, grimy sand-and she flicks her tongue. A trick tongue. On the very tip theres a part that looks like the tastiest bread crumb you ever saw. When a seagull flies down to get it, then, WHAM, the sand toad closes her mouth and dinner is served." Todd clapped his hands and startled his sons. He had them now. Oh boy, did he ever.

"But see, heres the thing. The sand toad isnt happy. She doesnt think shes special. She hates being cold and muddy and scared all the time. She hates sitting in the sand all day long and feeling small. Worst of all, she cant stand the taste of seagulls. She haaaaates the taste of seagulls.

"The one and only thing a sand toad wants is to be human. Be warm and eat all kinds of delicious food." Todd paused and dropped his voice into a whisper. "And theres only one way for a sand toad to change human. She has to get brave enough and bite three people on the foot. Then sh.e.l.l change into a human herself."

"Bite?" Dex asked.

"Scary, I know. But its even moooooore scary for her," he held up a finger, "because remember, she thinks shes tiny. She thinks shes going to be stepped on. With the first bite sh.e.l.l be the same shape as a human. This takes, oh, three months. But shes still got the skin like a sand toad, wet, grimy, and gray; and shes still got the eyes of a sand toad, yellow and slanted; and shes still got the tongue of a sand toad, thing with a b.u.mp on the end just like the tastiest bread crumb you ever saw."

"And then what?" Dex, again.

"When she bites someone else, sh.e.l.l lose the sandy skin and the yellow eyes, but she wont be able to talk because her tongue still has a thing like a bread crumb on the end. She wont be able to hide anymore because shes got human skin. So sh.e.l.l go live in the forest or the bathrooms of a mall, waiting until she can bite one more human . . ."

Todd paused, let them squirm.

"And if she bites that last human, sh.e.l.l be a full person. Smartest kind too. Sh.e.l.l make lots of money. Sh.e.l.l spend it all on food and clothes and heat for her house. She wants to get rid of the small and un-special feeling of being a sand toad. Sh.e.l.l pay a person to sit by her. This persons only job is to tell her how big she looks, how special she is."

Jimmy kicked away his blankets. "And you got bitten! What happens to people bitten? The bitten people? What happens to them?"

"They start turning slowly into sand toads. Thats where sand toads come from. First their eyes go yellow, then their skin goes sandy, and then all the rest. That is unless the bitten person goes back to the beach every time something on him changes and gets some sand toad tears. If he drinks these then the changes stop."

The story lingered in the air. Todd stood, went to the doorway. "At least for a little while."

Rule 7. Never Flinch.

Friday, December 21, 2007.

JIMMY KIRKUS, SIXTEEN YEARS OLD-FOUR DAYS AFTER THE WALL.

Its in a s...o...b..x in the very back of the closet. Underneath the limp, drifting hem of Gennys old wedding dress got at discount from Genos-lace caught with jaundice now. This is the shoe box Jimmys first basketball shoes came in. Todd hadnt been there when Jimmy opened them but Genny said she had never seen the kid so happy. Running circles, saying how fast his new sneakers made him, Dex trying to keep up. Poor little kid just wanting Jimmy to stop a second so he could confirm his suspicion that the shoes glowed in the dark. Poor little kid.

Todd Kirkus flips the box top and pulls it out. A yellowed newspaper clipping. He comes back to this more often than hed ever admit. Its an anonymous letter to the editor that ran in the Columbia City Standard November 22, 1985. He reads it again now because he was with Jimmy three days ago during his low point, his black abyss. The thought of his son smashing his own head into a wall has kept Todd up these past three nights, going over Jimmys life, his own, his fathers-everyone ever connected to the kid-to try and figure out how something like this could happen. All that bulls.h.i.t about the Kirkus Curse, was it real? Was his family destined for crash down, flameout? The newspaper sc.r.a.p is an artifact of his mental dig. When it was published it wasnt the low point for Todd, not anywhere near it, but it was the start. Maybe if he can remember himself from that age, when things started to go wrong, he can understand his son better.

Could Freight Train Derail Fishermen Basketball?

Todd "Freight Train" Kirkus missed a Fishermen preseason game against Clatskanie yesterday. He didnt have the flu, or a death in the family, or low grades-Todd Kirkus missed the game because he was playing for someone else.

The Knights are a tournament team based officially out of Portland, but they pull kids from all over the state. Their colors are red and silver, the very same colors as our rivals, the Seagulls. But who cares, right? Theyre just colors.

Ill tell you who should care: Coach Kelly, Finn Kirkus, and most importantly Todd himself.

I know people will say its all about numbers, and he got more exposure playing in the Northwest Invitational than a preseason game. Well, I agree: its all about numbers. Lets crunch them.

44, 12 and 11: thats the number of points, rebounds, and a.s.sists our Freight Train racked up on his way to being named MVP of the Northwest Invitational. There were a lot of college coaches and even some NBA scouts there to watch, but does it really matter anymore? Todd Kirkus is going to be able to play wherever he pleases, with or without the Northwest Invitational.

1, 1 and 11: Thats the number of games played, the number of games lost, and the number of other Fishermen players who had to watch their run at a championship repeat pause for the Todd Kirkus show.

Todd "Freight Train" Kirkus is derailing Fishermen basketball and yet we still cheer him on. After all, not since the Tall Firs has Columbia City been blessed with such basketball success and well do anything to be a part of it.

The problem is, its a crash were going to get-because make no mistake, the selfishness of Todd Kirkus will only lead the Fishermen astray-when we showed up for, and deserve, something greater.

The Flying Finn had been livid when the morning paper came. Wanted to know just who the h.e.l.l wrote this thing. In a small town where it almost seemed everyones name could fit in Bic on the back of your hand, it was shocking to think there might be a stranger, a traitor, in their midst. It made Todd self-conscious. And while he was no stranger to his fathers erratic outbursts of rage or jubilation or an odd, comical mixture of the two, this was something on a whole new level.

Shortly after slamming the paper down and breaking a gla.s.s in the process, but before chugging the remains of his coffee and choking on the grinds so his white shirt was spattered with brown splashes, and then ripping the collar as he tried to take it off, and then giving up halfway and keeping the tattering, spotted shirt on, the Flying Finn yelled, "Im gonna tear the roof off! Give them a star player and they starts a witch hunt!" The Flying Finn went off in a storm to the Columbia City Standards office, looking much like the dest.i.tute man he was destined to become.

Todd stayed home, embarra.s.sed by a father so vocal and public. And the letter to the editor? Was it really so bad as it made it seem? He figured the guys would have rolled Clatskanie without him. Little team from out in the woods. How was he supposed to know theyd choke? And what did it matter? Clatskanie wasnt a league game; it didnt even count for their official record. He couldnt be expected to do everything for the team. He had to look out for himself sometimes.

A couple of hours later, the Flying Finn came home looking exhausted and sad.

"What happened, pop, you find the guy?"

"Dont worry. Never worry. Anonymous letter means n.o.body."

And it occurred to Todd that his father looked a way he had never looked up until then. Old.

So Freight Train reads the letter now to remember what it was like. One line sticks with him especially: Make no mistake, the selfishness of Todd Kirkus will only lead the Fishermen astray. It burns. Hed been one game away from proving them all wrong. But why should he have ever had to? He comes to a conclusion. In cases like his and his sons, the whole town is at fault. Theyre awful, despicable, child-abandoning people. Cause when you start telling a kid theyre special and better than everyone else-and they arent even your own kid-then h.e.l.l, youre adopting them. You dont have any right to put that kind of weight on someones shoulders. When they win, fine, but what about when they lose, and theres no faith left, and you leave them alone, drowning? Thats neglect right there. They wouldnt have been in a position to take on so much water in the first place if you hadnt of convinced them they could make it rain.

For Todd, the whole town of Columbia City let his son down. They let him down. Todd has half a mind to pack the van, load up his school-skipping, self-destructive son, and be gone.

Instead Freight Train reads the article again, to figure out the secret code inside. He knows he can make things easier for Jimmy. Hes sure the keys in there somewhere. Something that will let his poor son sidestep the Mack truck of attention bearing down on him.

And h.e.l.l, he might be right. Anything thats not nothing is something.

The first time Jimmy called Sarah Parson, RN, was yesterday, from a pay phone. She had answered on the fourth ring. He heard the sounds of people talking in the background.

"h.e.l.lo?" she said. "h.e.l.lo?" she said again, this time breaking into a higher pitch on the second syllable. Then she had shocked him by saying his name. "Jimmy? Is this Jimmy?"

He hung up on her. Now hes calling again. Its Friday, the fourth day in a row hes playing hooky from school and wandering the woods instead. Heads feeling better, though still mushy, still dull with pain. Hes at the pay phone outside the Mormon church-or do they call it a temple? Jimmy doesnt remember, he just knows that when he sees them around town in pairs, so dorky in their shirt-and-tie getups, he feels comforted to know there are people even lower in the social hierarchy than he.

"h.e.l.lo?"

He waits out a car tooling past, as if whoever was driving could eavesdrop from forty feet away. "Its Jimmy."

"Jimmy. You want to talk?"

"You said its never bad as it seems."

"I believe that; it never is."

Hes gripping the phone handle. Thoughts of Dex, his mom circling. Cant get the scene from wearing out the reels in his head. Imagines every detail as though it were happening to him. Cant stop. Then when he tells himself to stop, hes still thinking about it because hes purposely not thinking about it. h.e.l.l. "Its pretty f.u.c.king bad for me."

She breathes out. A beeping sound pa.s.ses by in the background on her end and Jimmy imagines himself on a hospital stretcher, rushed to a new room, all hands on deck. Save his life. Back into the whirring machine. Mind reader. "Yes, Jimmy, its pretty bad for you."

"You ever seen me play?" He isnt sure why hes asked this, but there it is, and he finds he cant wait to hear the answer.

"Play what?"

He laughs, like yeah right. Then her silence, so he says, "Basketball."

"Ive never been one for the sports."

"Youre s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g with me, right? The sports? Youve heard about me, about me playing ball?"

"No, Jimmy, I havent. I mean, I should have guessed it. I used to watch your father play and-"

Shes cut off, a recorded voice asking if he would like to put in more money to extend the call. Naw. This is a good out. He hangs up.

Breathing hard, this reminds him of coming home after his first day of kindergarten, having discovered basketball. Flying up the sidewalk and through the front door. He had so much to tell. Hed been to school! Hed made friends with a boy who spoke two languages! Hed been in a fight! Hed been in trouble! And most importantly, the biggest thing of all, hed learned about basketball! He had rolled the word around his mouth with the tip of his tongue. Basketball, basketball, basketball. But n.o.body was in the living room, the place his pops said hed meet him to hear all about that first day of school. "Pops?" Jimmy called out. "Pops!" He ran through the dining room and the kitchen. Still no Pops, no Dex either. In his parents bedroom he stopped. There was his mom. Come into a situation expecting joy? Anything but can lay you flat. Same here with Nurse Parson. Only opposite. Expect after-school-special-too-sticky-sweet and come away from it actually feeling better. What the h.e.l.l?

Later, from the cover of the trees, hes watching two men in Subway uniforms throw up half-a.s.sed shots at Peter Pan Courts as he dulls the edge of Sarah Parson, RNs words in his head. Ive never been one for the sports. One of the guys shooting isnt bad. Clearly hes played a little ball in his day.

Jimmy hears the bushes behind him rustle. Hes not scared though. h.e.l.l, when kid Jimmy and Dex used to creep for hours back and forth through the bush-whacked animal highways on their missions to find the beautiful game, they came across all sorts of things. Racc.o.o.ns, deer, stray dogs, half-naked teenagers. He remembers one time coming up on a couple of kids, probably still in middle school-though they seemed huge to him then. They sat side by side, staring straight ahead. The boy had his left hand up the girls shirt and was moaning, saying, "I got them."

Then Dex threw a stick. Crash. They both scrambled off the log like it had been a grenade, boy running ahead as girl called after him, "Hey! Come back!" She fought to straighten her shirt. f.u.c.king Dex, always looking for an angle on a joke.

What if you like hard-boiled eggs and hatching has nothing to do with it? Then you think its OK to count your chickens before they hatch cause youre only after the egg anyway?

So Jimmy isnt startled by the noise now. Whatever it is, hes seen it before. He turns and faces the bushes. Out comes an old man. Hes back to wearing that green motorcycle helmet and is dirty as h.e.l.l, but hes the same guy in the face and eyes. Look close, its the Flying Finn.

"Grandpa, what the h.e.l.l?"

"Jimmy, that you?" The Flying Finns eyes are milky and his chin keeps shaking. "Jesus, you are the sight for the eye sores. I hear some the guys say you crazy, all the way around the loop, or the bend, or however people say this thing, and I told those guys, Is say, look whos calling who crazy, you crazies!"

Jimmy doesnt think his grandpa can even see out of those opaque marbles he calls eyes and this makes him almost sob. "Grandpa, I-Are you doing OK? I havent seen you in-"

"Would you quit crying already? Theres been enough of that for a whole long while. Only reason to cry now is if you lose a lovey, and Is lost plenty and yous lost none, cause you never get loveys. Are you a gay boy?"

"Grandpa, your bikes gone."

"Last thing I need is a kid telling me things I already knows."

"Where is it?"

"My coach stole it. A Swede b.a.s.t.a.r.d." The Flying Finn looks down at his hands turned to claws from sc.r.a.ping up food from wherever he can-always half-sprung into a grasp. Then his eyes water a little and he looks up with the same twinkle Jimmy remembers from back when the old man made him and Dex cut flowers out of Gennys little front-yard garden for his loveys. "You go into Peter Pan store and you buy old Flying Finn some eats. Huh? What you say for that?"

Jimmys still got lunch money his pops gave him, so he comes out of the bushes in the middle of the day when he should be in cla.s.s. Out from the wilderness. He walks across Peter Pan Park to the small market thats been selling sweets to the kids of Columbia City since back when the Flying Finn first came to town.

The two Subway workers have stopped playing basketball. They sit smoking cigarettes on a bench. When they see Jimmy, they stop talking. The bruise on his forehead might as well be green neon and in the shape of a pair of legs the way theyre staring at it. Hungry almost. Jimmy hurries. His balance shifts, as it has so often in these days since the wall. He stumbles one step to the side, he worries h.e.l.l vomit.

"Hey there, Jimmy," one of them says.

Jimmy ignores him.

"Hey, Kirkus, they say youre crazy."

"Crazy." The other one laughs and then sputters his lips with his index finger, making loopy sounds until theyre both just busting up. Jimmy guesses theyre high. He hurries on to the store.

He picks up four boxes of Boston Baked Beans and three MoonPies, both favorites of his grandpas, and heads to the counter. A familiar-looking girl behind the till has some sort of glitch in her operating system. Until she noticed him, she had been scribbling away in a black leather journal. Big-looking words that shed savagely cross out every other sentence or so. When she notices Jimmy, she stops. Shes biting her lower lip and her eyes flutter, unable to choose what feature of him to focus on. Jimmys a little concerned. What he doesnt realize is this girls just starstruck. Being in the store alone with the one, the only, Kamikaze Kirkus. Shes the same girl who asked him if hed be OK in the hospital, but Jimmy cant place her, not yet.

He puts the candy on the counter but she doesnt move. "Ill just buy these," he says, to get things going.