Rookwood Part 19

"That will I," replied Burtenshaw; and he departed in search of the s.e.xton.

"I'd advise thee to make it up with Peter so soon as thou canst, neighbor," continued Plant; "he's a bad friend, but a worse enemy."

"Why, what harm can he do me?" returned Toft, who, however, was not without some misgivings. "If I must die, I can't help it--I shall go none the sooner for him, even if he speak the truth, which I don't think he do; and if I must, I sha'n't go unprepared--only I think as how, if it pleased Providence, I could have wished to keep my old missus company some few years longer, and see those bits of la.s.ses of mine grow up into women, and respectably provided for. But His will be done. I sha'n't leave 'em quite penniless, and there's one eye at least, I'm sure, won't be dry at my departure." Here the stout heart of Toft gave way, and he shed some few "natural tears," which, however, he speedily brushed away. "I'll tell you what, neighbors," continued he, "I think we may all as well be thinking of going to our own homes, for, to my mind, we shall never reach the churchyard to-night."

"That _you_ never will," exclaimed a voice behind him; and Toft, turning round, again met the glance of Peter.

"Come, come, Master Peter," cried the good-natured farmer, "this be ugly jesting--ax pardon for my share of it--sorry for what I did--so give us thy hand, man, and think no more about it."

Peter extended his claw, and the parties were, apparently, once more upon terms of friendship.

_CHAPTER II_

_THE FUNERAL ORATION_

In northern customs duty was exprest To friends departed by their funeral feast; Though I've consulted Hollingshed and Stow, I find it very difficult to know, Who, to refresh the attendants to the grave, Burnt claret first, or Naples' biscuit gave.

KING: _Art of Cookery_.

Ceterum priusquam corpus humo injecta contegatur, defunctus oratione funebri laudabatur.--DURAND.

A supply of spirits was here introduced; lights were brought at the same time, and placed upon a long oak table. The party gathering round it, ill-humor was speedily dissipated, and even the storm disregarded, in the copious libations that ensued. At this juncture, a loiterer appeared in the hall. His movements were unnoticed by all excepting the s.e.xton, who watched his proceedings with some curiosity. The person walked to the window, appearing, so far as could be discovered, to eye the storm with great impatience. He then paced the hall rapidly backwards and forwards, and Peter fancied he could detect sounds of disappointment in his muttered exclamations. Again he returned to the window, as if to ascertain the probable duration of the shower. It was a hopeless endeavor; all was pitch-dark without; the lightning was now only seen at long intervals, but the rain still audibly descended in torrents.

Apparently seeing the impossibility of controlling the elements, the person approached the table.

"What think you of the night, Mr. Palmer?" asked the s.e.xton of Jack, for he was the anxious investigator of the weather.

"Don't know--can't say--set in, I think--cursed unlucky--for the funeral, I mean--we shall be drowned if we go."

"And drunk if we stay," rejoined Peter. "But never fear, it will hold up, depend upon it, long before we can start. Where have they put the prisoner?" asked he, with a sudden change of manner.

"I know the room, but can't describe it; it's two or three doors down the lower corridor of the eastern gallery."

"Good. Who are on guard?"

"t.i.tus Tyrconnel and that swivel-eyed quill-driver, Coates."

"Enough."

"Come, come, Master Peter," roared Toft, "let's have another stave. Give us one of your odd s.n.a.t.c.hes. No more corpse-candles, or that sort of thing. Something lively--something jolly--ha, ha!"

"A good move," shouted Jack. "A lively song from _you_--lillibullero from a death's-head--ha, ha!"

"My songs are all of a sort," returned Peter; "I am seldom asked to sing a second time. However, you are welcome to the merriest I have."

And preparing himself, like certain other accomplished vocalists, with a few preliminary hems and haws, he struck forth the following doleful ditty:

THE OLD OAK COFFIN

Sic ego componi versus in ossa velim.--TIBULLUS.

In a churchyard, upon the sward, a coffin there was laid, And leaning stood, beside the wood, a s.e.xton on his spade.

A coffin old and black it was, and fashioned curiously, With quaint device of carved oak, in hideous fantasie.

For here was wrought the sculptured thought of a tormented face, With serpents lithe that round it writhe, in folded strict embrace.

Grim visages of grinning fiends were at each corner set, And emblematic scrolls, mort-heads, and bones together met.

"Ah, welladay!" that s.e.xton gray unto himself did cry, "Beneath that lid much lieth hid--much awful mysterie.

It is an ancient coffin from the abbey that stood here; Perchance it holds an abbot's bones, perchance those of a frere.

"In digging deep, where monks do sleep, beneath yon cloister shrined, That coffin old, within the mould, it was my chance to find; The costly carvings of the lid I sc.r.a.ped full carefully, In hope to get at name or date, yet nothing could I see.

"With pick and spade I've plied my trade for sixty years and more, Yet never found, beneath the ground, sh.e.l.l strange as that before; Full many coffins have I seen--have seen them deep or flat, Fantastical in fashion--none fantastical as that."

And saying so, with heavy blow, the lid he shattered wide, And, pale with fright, a ghastly sight that s.e.xton gray espied; A miserable sight it was, that loathsome corpse to see, The last, last, dreary, darksome stage of fall'n humanity.

Though all was gone, save reeky bone, a green and grisly heap, With scarce a trace of fleshly face, strange posture did it keep.

The hands were clenched, the teeth were wrenched, as if the wretch had risen, E'en after death had ta'en his breath, to strive and burst his prison.

The neck was bent, the nails were rent, no limb or joint was straight; Together glued, with blood imbued, black and coagulate.

And, as the s.e.xton stooped him down to lift the coffin plank, His fingers were defiled all o'er with slimy substance dank.

"Ah, welladay!" that s.e.xton gray unto himself did cry, "Full well I see how Fate's decree foredoomed this wretch to die; A living man, a breathing man, within the coffin thrust, Alack! alack! the agony ere he returned to dust!"

A vision drear did then appear unto that s.e.xton's eyes; Like that poor wight before him straight he in a coffin lies.

He lieth in a trance within that coffin close and fast; Yet though he sleepeth now, he feels he shall awake at last.

The coffin, then, by reverend men, is borne with footsteps slow, Where tapers shine before the shrine, where breathes the requiem low; And for the dead the prayer is said, for the soul that is _not_ flown-- Then all is drowned in hollow sound, the earth is o'er him thrown!

He draweth breath--he wakes from death to life more horrible; To agony! such agony! no living tongue may tell.

Die! die he must, that wretched one! he struggles--strives in vain; No more Heaven's light, nor sunshine bright, shall he behold again.

"Gramercy, Lord!" the s.e.xton roared, awakening suddenly, "If this be dream, yet doth it seem most dreadful so to die.

Oh, cast my body in the sea! or hurl it on the sh.o.r.e!

But nail me not in coffin fast--no grave will I dig more."

It was not difficult to discover the effect produced by this song, in the lengthened faces of the greater part of the audience. Jack Palmer, however, laughed loud and long.

"Bravo, bravo!" cried he; "that suits my humor exactly. I can't abide the thoughts of a coffin. No deal box for me."

"A gibbet might, perhaps, serve your turn as well," muttered the s.e.xton; adding aloud, "I am now ent.i.tled to call upon you;--a song!--a song!"

"Ay, a song, Mr. Palmer, a song!" reiterated the hinds. "Yours will be the right kind of thing."

"Say no more," replied Jack. "I'll give you a chant composed upon d.i.c.k Turpin, the highwayman. It's no great shakes, to be sure, but it's the best I have." And, with a knowing wink at the s.e.xton, he commenced, in the true nasal whine, the following strain: