Quacks and Grafters Part 5

He did not publish the letter I wrote, or express his honest sentiments, as I had hoped he might. If what I wrote to that editor was the truth, as he acknowledged in private, it is time the public knew something of it. I believe, also, that many of the large number of Osteopaths who have been discouraged or disgusted, and quit the practice, will approve what I am writing. There is another cla.s.s of Osteopathic pract.i.tioners who, I believe, will welcome the truth I have to tell. This consists of the large number of men and women who are practicing Osteopathy as standing for all that makes up rational physio-therapy.

Speaking of those who have quit the practice of Osteopathy, I will say that they are known by the Osteopathic faculties to be a large and growing number. Yet Osteopathic literature sent to prospective students tells of the small per cent. of those who take the course who fail. It may not be known how many fail, but it is known that many have quit.

A journey half across one of our Western States disclosed one Osteopath in the meat business, one in the real estate business, one clerking in a store, and two, a blind man and his wife, fairly prosperous Osteopathic physicians. This was along one short line of railroad, and there is no reason why it may not be taken as a sample of the percentage of those who have quit in the entire country.

I heard three years ago from a bright young man who graduated with honors, started out with luxurious office rooms in a flourishing city, and was pointed to as an example of the prosperity that comes to the Osteopath from the very start. When I heard from him last he was advance bill-poster for a cheap show. Another bright cla.s.smate was carrying a chain for surveyors in California.

I received an Osteopathic journal recently containing a list of names, about eight hundred of them, of "mossbacks," as we were politely called. I say "we," for my name was on the list. The journal said these were the names of Osteopaths whose addresses were lost and no communication could be had with them. They were wanted badly, it seemed. Just for what, aside from the annual fee to the American Osteopathic a.s.sociation, was not clear.

I do know what the silence of a good many of them meant. They have quit, and do not care to read the abuse that some of the Osteopathic journals are continually heaping upon those who do not keep their names on the "Who's Who in Osteopathy" list.

There is a large percentage of failures in other professions, and it is not strange that there should be some in Osteopathy. But when Osteopathic journals dwell upon the large chances of success and prosperity for those who choose Osteopathy as a profession, those who might become students should know the other side.

CHAPTER VIII.

THE OSTEOPATHIC PROPAGANDA.

Wonderful Growth Claimed to Prove Merit--Osteopathy is Rational Physio-Therapy--Growth is in Exact Proportion to Advertising Received--Booklets and Journals for Gratuitous Distribution--Osteopathy Languishes or Flourishes by Patent Medicine Devices--Circular Letter from Secretary of American Osteopathic a.s.sociation--Boosts by Governors and Senators--The Especial Protege of Authors--Mark Twain--Opie Reed--Emerson Hough--Sam Jones--The Orificial Surgeon--The M.D. Seeking Job as "Professor"--The Lure of "Honored Doctor" with "Big Income"--No Compet.i.tion.

But what about Osteopathy? Why has it had such a wonderful growth in popularity? Why have nearly four thousand men and women, most of them intelligent and some of them educated, espoused it as a profession to follow as a life work? These are questions I shall now try to answer.

Osteopathic promoters and enthusiasts claim that the wonderful growth and popularity of Osteopathy prove beyond question its merits as a healing system. I have already dealt at length with reasons why intelligent people are so ready to fall victims to new systems of healing. The "perfect adjustment," "perfect functioning" theory of Osteopathy is especially attractive to people made ripe for some "drugless healing" system by causes already mentioned. When Osteopathy is practiced as a combination of all manipulations and other natural aids to the inherent recuperative powers of the body, it will appeal to reason in such a way and bring such good results as to make and keep friends.

I am fully persuaded, and I believe the facts when presented will establish it, that it is the physio-therapy in Osteopathy that wins and holds the favor of intelligent people. But Osteopathy in its own name, taught as "a well-rounded system of healing adequate for every emergency,"

has grown and spread largely as a "patent medicine" flourishes, _i. e._, in exact proportion to the advertising it has received. I would not presume to make this statement as merely my opinion. The question at issue is too important to be treated as a matter of opinion. I will present facts, and let my readers settle the point in their own minds.

Every week I get booklets or "sample copies" of journals heralding the wonderful curative powers of Osteopathy. These are published not as journals for professional reading, but to be sold to the pract.i.tioners by the hundreds or thousands, to be given to their patients for distribution by these patients to their friends. The publishers of these "boosters"

say, and present testimonials to prove it, that Osteopaths find their practice languishes or flourishes just in proportion to the numbers of these journals and booklets they keep circulating in their communities.

Here is a sample testimonial I received some time since on a postal card:

"Gentlemen: Since using your journals more patients have come to me than I could treat, many of them coming from neighboring towns. Quite a number have had to go home without being treated, leaving their names so that they could be notified later, as I can get to them. Your booklets bring them O. K."

The boast is often made that Osteopathy is growing in spite of bitter opposition and persecution, and is doing it on its merits--doing it because "Truth is mighty and will prevail." At one time I honestly believed this to be true, but I have been convinced by highest Osteopathic authority that it is not true. As some of that proof here is an extract from a circular letter from the secretary of the American Osteopathic a.s.sociation:

"Now, Doctor, we feel that you have the success of Osteopathy at heart, and if you realize the activity and complete organization of the American Medical a.s.sociation and their efforts to curb our limitations, and do not become a member of this a.s.sociation, which stands opposed to the efforts of the big monopoly, we must believe that you are not familiar with the earnestness of the A. O. A. and its efforts. We must work in harmonious accord and with an organized purpose. _When we rest on our oars the death knell begins to sound._ Can you not see that unless you co-operate with your fellow-pract.i.tioners in this national effort you are _sounding your own limitations_?"

This from the _secretary_ of the American Osteopathic a.s.sociation, when we have boasted of superior equipment for intelligent physicians.

Incidentally we pause to make excuse for the expressions: "Curbing our limitations" and "sounding your own limitations."

But does the idea that when we quit working as an organized body "_our death knell begins to sound_," indicate that Osteopathic leaders are content to trust the future of Osteopathy to its merits?

If Osteopathic promoters do not feel that the life of their science depends on boosting, what did the secretary of the A.O.A. mean when he said, "Upon the success of these efforts depends the weal or woe of Osteopathy as an independent system"? If truth always grows under persecution, how can the American Medical a.s.sociation kill Osteopathy when it is so well known by the people?

Nearly four thousand Osteopaths are scattered in thirty-six States where they have some legal recognition, and they are treating thousands of invalids every day. If they are performing the wonderful cures Osteopathic journals tell of, why are we told that the welfare of the system depends upon the noise that is made and the boosting that is done?

Has it required advertising to keep people using anesthetics since it was demonstrated that they would prevent pain?

Has it required boosting to keep the people resorting to surgery since the benefits of modern operations have been proved?

Does it look as if Osteopathy has been standing or advancing on its merits? Does it not seem that Osteopathy, as a complete system, is mostly a _name_, and "lives, moves, and has its being" in boosting? It seems to have been about the best boosted fad ever fancied by a foolish people.

Governors and senators have boosted for it. Osteopathic journals have published again and again the nice things a number of governors said when they signed the bills investing Osteopathy with the dignity of State authority.

A certain United States senator from Ohio has won more notoriety as a champion of Osteopathy than he has lasting fame as a statesman.

Osteopathy has been the especial protege of authors. Mark Twain once went up to Albany and routed an army of medical lobbyists who were there to resist the pa.s.sage of a bill favorable to Osteopathy. For this heroic deed Mark is better known to Osteopaths to-day than even for his renowned history of Huckleberry Finn. He is in danger of losing his reputation as a champion of the "under dog in the fight." Lately he has gone on the warpath again. This time to annihilate poor Mother Eddy and her fond delusion.

Opie Reed is a delightful writer while he sticks to the portrayal of droll Southern character. Ella Wheeler Wilc.o.x is admirable for the beauty and boldness with which she portrays the pa.s.sions and emotions of humanity.

But they are both better known to Osteopaths for the bouquets they have tossed at Osteopathy than for their profound human philosophy that used to be promulgated by the _Chicago American_.

Emerson Hough gave a little free advertising in his "Heart's Desire."

There may have been "method in his madness," for that Osteopathic horse doctoring scene no doubt sold many a book for the author.

Sam Jones also helped along with some of his striking originality. Sam said, "There is as much difference between Osteopathy and ma.s.sage as between playing a piano and currying a horse." The idea of comparing the Osteopath's manipulations of the human body to the skilled touch of the pianist upon his instrument was especially pleasing to Osteopaths.

However, Sam displayed about the same comprehension of his subject that preachers usually exhibit who try to say nice things about the doctors when they get their doctoring gratis or at reduced rates.

These champions of Osteopathy no doubt mean well. They can be excused on the ground that they got out of place to aid in the cause of "struggling truth." But what shall we say of medical men, some of them of reputation and great influence, who uphold and champion new systems under such conditions that it is questionable whether they do it from principle or policy?

Osteopathic journals have made much of an article written by a famous "orificial surgeon." The article appears on the first page of a leading Osteopath journal, and is headed, "An Expert Opinion on Osteopathy." Among the many good things he says of the "new science" is this: "The full benefit of a single sitting can be secured in from three to ten minutes instead of an hour or more, as required by ma.s.sage." I shall discuss the time of an average Osteopathic treatment further on, but I should like to see how long this brother would hold his practice if he were an Osteopath and treated from three to ten minutes.

He also says that "Osteopathy is so beneficial to cases of insanity that it seems quite probable that this large cla.s.s of terrible sufferers may be almost emanc.i.p.ated from their h.e.l.l." I shall also say more further on of what I know of Osteopathy's record as an insanity cure. There is this significant thing in connection with this noted specialist's boost for Osteopathy. The journal printing this article comments on it in another number; tells what a great man the specialist is, and incidentally lets Osteopaths know that if any of them want to add a knowledge of "orificial surgery" to their "complete science," this doctor is the man from whom to get it, as he is the "great and only" in his specialty, and is big and broad enough to appreciate Osteopathy.

The most despicable booster of any new system of therapeutics is the physician who becomes its champion to get a job as "professor" in one of its colleges. Of course it is a strong temptation to a medical man who has never made much of a reputation in his own profession.

You may ask, "Have there been many such medical men?" Consult the faculty rolls of the colleges of these new sciences, and you will be surprised, no doubt, to find how many put M.D. after their names. Why are they there?

Some of these were honest converts to the system, perhaps. Some wanted the honor of being "Professor Doctor," maybe, and some may have been lured by the same bait that attracts so many students into Osteopathic colleges.

That is, the positive a.s.surance of "plenty of easy money" in it.

One who has studied the real situation in an effort to learn why Osteopathy has grown so fast as a profession, can hardly miss the conclusion that advertising keeps the grist of students pouring into Osteopathic mills. There is scarcely a corner of the United States that their seductive literature does not reach. Pract.i.tioners in the field are continually reminded by the schools from which they graduated that their alma mater looks largely to their solicitations to keep up the supply of recruits.

Their advertising, the tales of wonderful cures and big money made, appeal to all cla.s.ses. It seems that none are too scholarly and none too ignorant to become infatuated with the idea of becoming an "honored doctor" with a "big income." College professors and preachers have been lured from comfortable positions to become Osteopaths. Shrewd traveling men, seduced by the picture of a permanent home, have left the road to become Osteopathic physicians and be "rich and honored."

Other cla.s.ses come also. To me, when a student of Osteopathy, it was pathetic and almost tragic to observe the crowds of men and women who had been seduced from spheres of drudging usefulness, such as clerking, teaching, barbering, etc., to become money-making doctors. In their old callings they had lost all hope of gratifying ambition for fame and fortune, but were making an honest living. The rosy pictures of honor, fame and twenty dollars per day, that the numerous Osteopathic circulars and journals painted, were not to be withstood.

These circulars told them that the fields into which they might go and reap that $20 per day were unlimited. They said: "There are dozens of ministers ready to occupy each vacant pulpit, and as many applicants for each vacancy in the schools. Each hamlet has four or five doctors, where it can support but one. The legal profession is filled to the starving point. Young licentiates in the older professions all have to pa.s.s through a starving time. Not so in Osteopathy. There is no compet.i.tion." The picture was a rosy dream of triumphant success! When they had mastered the great science and become "Doctors of Osteopathy," the world was waiting with open arms and pocketbooks to receive them.

CHAPTER IX.

THEORY AND PRACTICE OF OSTEOPATHY.

Infallible, Touch-the-b.u.t.ton System that Always Cured--Indefinite Movements and Manipulations--Wealth of Undeveloped Scientific Facts--Osteopaths Taking M.D. Course--The Standpatter and the Drifter--The "Lesionist"--"Bone Setting"--"Inhibiting a Center"--Chiropractics--"Finest Anatomists in the World"--How to Cure Torticollis, Goitre and Enteric Troubles--A Successful Osteopath--Timid Old Maids--Osteopathic Philanthropy.