Polo. Part 82

'Fine,' said Dommie, who'd dismounted. 'I'm just hanging on to my horse.'

'The only problem,' said Seb as the dust cleared, 'is that it's my horse you're hanging on to.'

'Then where's Corporal?' said Dommie, looking round puzzled.

'Corporal was in the last chukka,' explained Seb, 'and he played so well, he's been promoted to Sergeant.'

Dommie giggled, but as he let go of Seb's pony he collapsed on to the ground like a rag doll. 'I think I've f.u.c.ked my knee.'

'Don't worry,' said Seb shakily. 'You'll love hospital. The food's terrific.'

'I could murder a T-bone,' said Dommie and pa.s.sed out.

With Dommie critically ill in a Palm Springs' hospital with concussion and a splintered knee, Perdita would have to play in the final match. The BPA were singularly unamused and dispatched Brigadier Hughie prematurely to La Quinta to drum some sense into the wayward English squad. Storming into the Villa Victoria at twilight the following evening, sweating in a creased, wool, pin-striped suit, he found them totally euphoric.

Having learnt that the operation had been successful and Dommie would be playing again in a few months, they now felt able to celebrate yesterday's victory properly. Hughie's jaundiced view of Rupert's playboy att.i.tude and Ricky's deviant captaincy were further exacerbated when he found everyone plastered on Harvey Wallbangers, singing rugger songs and resting their aching bones in the swirling waters of the jacuzzi.

'This is worse than an orgy,' spluttered Hughie over the deafening blast of Dancer's latest LP, 'and Sharon Kaputnik ought to put on a bathing dress,' he added as he took Rupert and Ricky into the house.

'Do them good to unwind,' said Rupert. 'They've got four days to sober up.'

'Not how we'd have done it in Singapore,' chuntered Hughie, ducking as a pineapple came flying through the french windows. 'Anyway, it's time you chaps came to your senses. You had a d.a.m.n good win yesterday, but don't push your luck. The Napiers are playing in Argentina and quite prepared to fly up here if we pay their expenses and give them ten grand each; and Drew'd be an even better bet. He's cooling his heels in Rutshire.'

Ricky, who unlike everyone else, was entirely sober, had had an agonizing twenty-four hours worrying about Dommie. The thought of Drew in Rutshire cooling his heels, and no doubt warming his hands on Daisy's welcoming body, did nothing to improve his temper. 'I'm captaining this team, Hughie, so b.u.g.g.e.r off.'

'You really prefer a slip of a girl to a fit very experienced nine-goal man?'

'Yes,' said Rupert evenly. 'I've always been heteros.e.xual.' 'What, what! Don't be flippant,' exploded Hughie. 'You can't put in a girl against those thugs.'

'Those thugs might back off a little because she is a girl,' went on Rupert reasonably. 'Now, really do b.u.g.g.e.r off, Hughie, and play Scrabble or have a hot tub with Mrs Hughie, I bet they didn't have those in Singapore.'

Rupert, in fact, was reeling with relief. a.s.sured of a third match, Venturer were likely to make a killing. The British and American sponsors were delighted Perdita was going to play. Such a beautiful, tempestuous, controversial figure would certainly pull in the crowds.

Next day Rupert flew to New York and, after five hours closeted with chief executives and vice presidents, managed to persuade NBS to cancel coverage of an ice hockey match and to transmit the match live instead of recording it for a later date. In England people could watch it if they got up at four o'clock in the morning or see an edited version the following evening. Rupert was considerably aided by the press who pointed out the piquancy of Perdita having to play against her ex-lover and who all showed close-ups of her crying in the stands as she watched the match.

'Still in love' wrote wrote The Scorpion The Scorpion in delight. in delight. Rupert's wife Rupert's wife comforts grief-stricken Perdita as she sobs for Red the Rat.' comforts grief-stricken Perdita as she sobs for Red the Rat.'

Bart, on the other hand, was in a towering rage that the Americans had lost the second match. Always on the hunt for a scapegoat, he blamed it entirely on Luke for not riding Dommie off. Red went even further. The morning after the match he rang Brad Dillon, the American team manager.

'Can I speak to you in utter confidence?'

'I guess so.'

'My brother Luke's been crazy about Perdita Macleod for years.'

'I thought he was shacked up with Margie Bridgwater.'

'Maybe he is, but he'll still have to mark Perdita on Sunday. And if he's too much of a wimp to ride off Dommie Carlisle, he'll never carve up Perdita. Why don't you bring back Shark? He's never had a scruple in his life.'

'This is your own brother we're talking about,' said Brad disapprovingly. 'Luke is a very fine player.'

'Sure he is and I just adore him, but he's too soft.'

'Sort of guy who reads poetry in the evening,' mused Brad Dillon. 'Could be you're right, Red. I asked Luke to stick and ball with me in Greenwich early one morning a few weeks ago. He wasn't in the lobby at eight-thirty so I went upstairs and banged on his bedroom door. Can youbeat it, Red, he was still in bed, drinking a Bourbon and, even worse, reading a book.'

'What did I tell you?' said Red in triumph. 'He's got a bad att.i.tude.'

Brad Dillon had no difficulty persuading the other selectors. 'Gentlemen, I'm afraid this is no time for gentlemen. Shark's our man.'

At lunchtime the APA issued a press release that Luke would be dropped for the final game.

It was the night before the match. Mike Waterlane, having spent the afternoon in his prospective stepmother's arms while his father played golf, slept like a hound puppy after his first day's hunting.

Seb, on the other hand, had had a very bad four days. Demented when Dommie was injured, he had cried his eyes out when the hospital a.s.sured him his brother was out of danger. Always the confident, a.s.sertive twin, who'd pinched Dommie's girls and bossed him about for twenty-six years, he now found himself totally lost both on and off the field. How many times before big games had he woken Dommie up to chat and bolster his own confidence? Now, feeling horribly alone, he tried to concentrate on James Herriot. Lucky, lucky Rupert to have Taggie in bed with him. He wished suddenly he was lying in Daisy Macleod's arms, pillowed on her soft b.r.e.a.s.t.s. He'd definitely ring her when he got home.

Nor could Ricky get to sleep. He wished he could go down to the stables and discuss tactics for tomorrow's match with Wayne, but security, triggered off by tremendous press interest and the Prince's impending arrival, was incredibly tight and he didn't want to wake the ponies.

At last the Westchester was within his grasp. Under the eye of two security guards the Cup had been on display in the clubhouse yesterday - huge, silver and ungainly with its jug-eared handles and horses rearing out of the side. In his gloomier moments he had to admit that, even if England did their best tomorrow, it wouldn't be enough to beat the Americans. Perdita was simply not as good as Dommie and without Dommie, Seb would be not even half as good as usual. But miracles happen. In moments of true inspiration sides could reach heights never achieved before. It was up to him as captain to instil into them the belief that they could.

And if, by the thousand to one chance, they did win, what then? He still hadn't got to ten. He had seen Chessie at a distance over the last few days, shining more brightly than ever before, silencing rooms and dividing crowds by her beauty. Then, this evening, a florist's van had delivered a single red rose in a Cellophane box.

'Darling Ricky,' said the card, 'Carry said the card, 'Carry this red rose of England next to your heart tomorrow. Good luck and my love goes with you, Chessie.' this red rose of England next to your heart tomorrow. Good luck and my love goes with you, Chessie.'

The rose was now languishing in a tooth mug, its head drooping in the heat. Nor did it smell. He felt the inevitable sick churning. He mustn't let nerves get to him, he had to calm the others. Switching on the television, he found a weatherman saying that the hurricane that was ravaging Florida, tugging up trees by the roots, ripping off roofs like milk bottle tops, was relentlessly moving towards England. It gave Ricky the excuse to pick up the telephone.

'D-d-daisy, it's Ricky. Sorry to wake you. Yes I'm fine. Perdita's fine too - a bit uptight but that's to be expected. Well, they're not screaming at each other. R-r-rupert's trying to be patient. How's Little Chef?'

When Daisy said he was eating at last - rump steak and chocolate - Ricky laughed and said he'd reimburse her.

'Look,' he went on, 'I rang to say there's a b.l.o.o.d.y great hurricane on its way to you. I don't want you to walk through the woods. There's a lot of dead trees in there that might get blown down.'

Perdita couldn't sleep either. Frantic excitement that she was going to be the first woman ever to play for England and even better play against Luke, had been utterly doused when she heard he'd been dropped. How could the b.a.s.t.a.r.ds do that when he'd played so impeccably in the first two matches?

On the chair she'd already laid out her newly washed dark-blue England shirt and white breeches, along with her lucky belt, lucky socks, lucky pants and lucky bra, which Taggie had mended for her and which had broken once before when she'd been playing with Luke and he'd called out, 'Tack time', and stopped the game, fiddling with his curb chain until she'd managed to fix it. Oh G.o.d, why did everything come back to Luke? She must rise above her misery. She fingered the red rose of England on her shirt. Winning tomorrow must be her only thought.

No novel could distract her so she turned again to Luke's poetry book. Emerson made her cry. She certainly hadn't given all to love, only to the pursuit of fame and riches. And there was Robert Frost: 'But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.'

Would she ever sleep peacefully again without Luke? Despairingly she turned back to Shakespeare: 'In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of a tiger.'

That was Luke to a T. She remembered him declaiming those lines on the way to the Queen's Cup. Again she could hardly read on: 'The game's afoot: Follow your spirit and upon this charge, Cry "G.o.d for Harry! England and St George!" ' "G.o.d for Harry! England and St George!" '

If she learnt it by heart it might send her to sleep. She jumped at a knock on the door. It was Rupert carrying two whiskys.

'Perhaps I better check Red Alderton isn't lurking in the wardrobe,' he said with a faint smile as he sat down on her bed.

For a second they gazed at each other as if into a mirror looking for likenesses. We be of one blood ye and I, thought Perdita.

'You look about twelve,' said Rupert.

Perdita blew her nose noisily on a Kleenex. 'You don't have to be nice to me just because you're going to drop me.'

'I'm going to do no such thing. Taggie's just given me the first b.o.l.l.o.c.king ever, told me to come and say I'm sorry. Actually I was sorry, anyway. I've behaved like a s.h.i.t.'

'I deserved it,' said Perdita in a choked voice. 'I deserved everything. I've behaved horribly since the day I was born and now I'm paying for it.'

'Your ponies don't think so,' said Rupert gently. 'They absolutely adore you and so would everyone else if you gave them a chance.'

'I've been so awful to Mum and you and Taggie, and, worst of all, to Luke. How could those d.i.c.kheads drop him?'

'Lucky for us they have,' said Rupert. 'Shark's a killer, but he's nowhere near Luke's cla.s.s. There's no-one else who can do the things Luke can do under pressure.'

'It makes' me so mad.'

'Good,' said Rupert. 'Now listen to me. The Americans dropped Luke because he's too much of a gent to take you out. Your sole task tomorrow is to show the world how stupid they were. Without Luke, we'll bury them.'

'Look at this,' roared Ricky storming into Rupert's bedroom the next morning and thrusting the Daily News Daily News under his nose. under his nose.

'You might b.l.o.o.d.y knock,' grumbled Rupert, hastily drawing the duvet over Taggie's voluptuous naked body.

'When Francesca Alderton left her husband Ricky France-Lynch, captain of England, six years ago,' he read, he read, 'and 'and ran off with airline billionaire, Bart Alderton, she taunted ran off with airline billionaire, Bart Alderton, she taunted her former spouse with a challenge that she would only come back to him on certain conditions: if he won the British Gold Cup, which he did earlier this year, went to ten, the highest rating for a polo player, which he's tipped to do later this year, and won back the Westchester Cup for Britain. Will he achieve this second rung at Eldorado Polo Club this afternoon? Red Alderton must feel he is riding with the responsibility of his father's marriage and happiness in his pocket.' her former spouse with a challenge that she would only come back to him on certain conditions: if he won the British Gold Cup, which he did earlier this year, went to ten, the highest rating for a polo player, which he's tipped to do later this year, and won back the Westchester Cup for Britain. Will he achieve this second rung at Eldorado Polo Club this afternoon? Red Alderton must feel he is riding with the responsibility of his father's marriage and happiness in his pocket.'

Rupert looked up. 'Great stuff,' he said blandly, 'and at the worst it'll ensure that everyone in England and America will tune in to see the result of your marriage. Think of the viewing figures.'

'Who leaked it?' thundered Ricky.

Rupert shrugged. 'How would I know?' His eyes didn't quite meet Ricky's. 'You had any breakfast? You really should eat something, today of all days.'

'Don't get off the subject,' said Ricky furiously. 'What's that piece going to do to Chessie?'

'She'll love it,' said Rupert soothingly. 'You know how she laps up publicity and I'll tell you something else: the New York Over-Eighties Polo Club have invested in a television set for the first time in their history so they can watch the match.'

'Stop taking the p.i.s.s,' exploded Ricky. Then, turning to Taggie: 'If you don't want to be a widow, you better keep your husband out of my way.'

Despite Rupert's air of insouciance, however, he was worried he might have gone too far. At the team meeting beforehand, Ricky seemed totally out to lunch, his eyes staring, his face dishcloth grey, the lines round his mouth and between his eyebrows so heavy they looked as though they had been etched with a dagger. He seemed to be taking nothing in as Rupert harangued them.

'Go to the man, force every play, make every play a hard one, don't let anyone set up to hit the ball, stop them gaining possession. The Americans are so hot every goal you score'll be a victory. Each time you stop Shark backing the ball you're worth nine goals, Perdita.'

The temperature had soared and it was intensified down at the polo ground by more than five hundred of the world's press, who'd invaded the club in search of a story. Everywhere cine-cameras whirled, tapes rotated, notebooks filled up with superlatives and speculation. Looking up at the mountains as they drove to the game, Perdita had an uneasy feeling that the wrinkled sleeping elephants would wake up and stampede the pitch and that the day would end in terrible disaster.

The press fell on the British team as they got out of their car, but Ricky walked through the lot of them.

'Like trying to interview a rock face,' wrote a girl from the Mail on Sunday Mail on Sunday petulantly. 'I hope petulantly. 'I hope El Orgulloso El Orgulloso comes before a fall.' comes before a fall.'

An old man on a stick tottered towards him. 'Ricky France-Lynch? Your father lent me a pony for the 1939 Westchester. d.a.m.n fine player. Hardest man I ever had to mark. Is he still '

Leaving him in mid-sentence, Ricky walked on down to the pony lines where the horses were tied up in the shade of straw palisades.

'I'm sorry,' Perdita apologized to the old man. 'He gets funny before a big game. I know he'd love to hear about his father afterwards.'

Hollywood was out in force. Once again Perdita thought she'd never seen so many beautiful girls - it must be. all that orange juice. But still the brightest star in the firmament was Chessie. She was wearing a scarlet dress and scarlet shoes, but over her slender brown arm she carried a fringed black silk shawl.

'If I'm in mourning at the end of the game,' she told the frantically scribbling reporters with an equivocal smirk, 'I'll put on the black shawl.'

The match kicked off with an amazing show of Hollywood glitz. Pale mauve and dark blue balloons, the colours of the team, were let off in their thousands. Blueand-mauve hot-air balloons floated overhead, giving great snorts and making any dog that had been brave enough to face the heatwave bristle and cower. Helicopters trailed good luck messages. Vintage cars circled the field bearing celebrities. Pop stars, bands and cheerleaders, flashing more flawless golden limbs, entertained the happy, excited crowd. Ferranti's, who'd done an about-turn, handed out free bottles of Perdita' in the stands. Revlon countered with red carrier bags containing bottles of shampoo and conditioner. The Americans were way-out favourites, but the odds were shortening on the Brits as the American team led the parade on to the field, following the glittering gold instruments of the band.

Gazing at the lounging, willowy elegance of Red's back, catching frequent glimpses of his perfect profile as he flashed smile after lazy smile at the swooning girls in the crowd, Perdita could only marvel that he'd once had the power to hurt her so much. Then, as they drew up in front of the hastily run-up Royal Box, where the Prince, slightly pink in a lightweight suit, stood smiling down at them, she noticed the size of Shark Nelligan's shoulders, his brawny arms and his walrus torso rolling over his leather belt, and shivered. Soon he'd be waiting for her like his namesake in a still lagoon. For the first time in her career she was terrified, not just that she'd let down her country, but thatshe might also be killed. If only it were Luke. She couldn't see him or Leroy anywhere in the crowd.

No-one by contrast was happier in the parade than Spotty. Incensed to watch his friends Wayne and Kinta going off to the earlier matches, he now had a chance to show off. Revelling in the laughter and cheers of the crowd, who'd been told by Terry Hanlon he was an all-American pony, he flashed his long brown legs beneath his white rump, rolled his white eyes at the band and deliberately let off a volley of the loudest farts to embarra.s.s his mistress as she circled in front of the Prince after her name was called.

Tero would never have done that to me, thought Perdita with a stab of anguish.

Frank Sinatra and Dancer were to have sung their individual National Anthems, but Dancer's plane had been diverted with engine trouble, to the disappointment of the English team, so Frank Sinatra sung them both, which brought a tingle to everyone's spine.

's.h.i.t, Alejandro's umpiring!' said Seb. 'He's bound to favour Angel.'

'I'm going to be sick,' said Mike in a faint voice.

'Well, be sick in your hat,' said Seb briskly. 'We don't want slippery patches on the gra.s.s.'

Still under the careful eyes of the security guards, the Westchester gleamed on its red tablecloth. The television cameras were rolling, a semicircle of cameramen hovered on the edge of the stands solely monitoring Chessie's behaviour.

Back at the pony lines Perdita glanced at Ricky. He looked really ill. Was he that worried about losing Chessie? What a tragedy that Dancer hadn't arrived in time to cheer him up.

'Good luck, you chaps,' said Brigadier Hughie.

'Good luck,' chorused Louisa and the grooms. They had worked so hard and once their precious charges were on the field they could only pray.

'Just rattle them in the first chukka,' said Rupert, then adding to Perdita, as she changed off Spotty on to one of David Waterlane's ponies, a grey mare called Demelza, 'Shark's wildly overweight. He's going to feel the heat.'

It was only as they lined up for Paul Newman to throw in the first ball from the back of a Cadillac that Ricky realized he'd forgotten to bring Chessie's red rose - not even a petal in the bottom of his boot.

'Come on, you guys,' screamed Perdita, suddenly excited. 'Imitate the action of a tiger.' The next minute the ball - a special bright yellow one to show up on television - crashed into the shifting blockade of ponies and riders and the final of the fourteenth Westchester Cup was off.

74.

In fact the Americans played such a dazzlingly aggressive game in the first half that Luke's absence wasn't obvious, and by half-time they were leading 4-0. Taking no prisoners, Shark Nelligan rode Perdita off with such violence that all the breath was knocked out of her body. When she got near the ball his long, beefy arms hooked her stick, and every time she tried to stop him clearing he somehow barged the quarters of one of his huge horses into her. Seb and Mike pressed the battle without let-up, doing their best to stem the American advance, but Ricky's game was definitely off. He had no aggression, his pa.s.ses didn't connect or went straight to the opposition, and the few stabs he made at goal went wide.

'What the f.u.c.k are you playing at?' yelled Rupert as he came off at half-time. 'You select a bunch of kids who are playing like G.o.ds. You're meant to lead them over the top and you're being about as uplifting as a five-year-old jock strap.'

The temperature was still rising. Male hands applied oil to vulnerable female shoulders. The crowd was enjoying the sunshine but had lost bounce and were even doing the Spot the Ball compet.i.tions in their programmes. The bars were doing a roaring trade. The press wilted in the heat. Their cameras had become very heavy; they'd come all this way and there was no story. Red and Perdita were showing no sign of falling into each other's arms, and Chessie looked stunned rather than stunning at such an English setback. All the animation had drained out of her face and she refused to talk, even to Bibi, who was reeling with joy because Angel had scored three of the goals.