Ore to Kawazu-san no Isekai Hourouki Chapter 38

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Chapter 38

“Funununununu……”

“Mu……”

We were getting fired up.

I was the big one, and the dragonfly was the small one.

Each of us was dancing with the black and red umbrellas that I made.

Though I said dancing, we were just spinning around on tiptoe again and again.

Concentrate on the umbrella and put some spirit into it.

There’s a field in front of me.

There were strawberry seedlings planted there.

Then locking on target, we unleash the energy that has reached the limit by pointing the umbrellas at the sky.

“”Ba!””

pok pok pok pok!

Flowers bloomed from the strawberry seedlings.

The experiment is a great success.

“Yay! This is great!” (Tonbo-chan)

“Right! My new modified magic! ‘Plants-grow-when-you-dance-with-an-umbrella Magic’!”

“Too long! And I don’t know the meaning behind the dancing! But it’s somehow fun!”

“Right!”

**It’s to make fruit this time, and Kawazu-san came out of the house as soon as he sensed that I was getting fired up again. As soon as he saw us, he went back in.

“Hey! Give us a tsukkomi here Kawazu-san!” (T/N: straight man commentary like, “You’re idea is riduculous!” even though it’s a comedy sketch)

“That’s right! After a magical experiment, it should be the tsukkomi’s turn!”

Kawazu-san just rolled his eyes on our complaints.

“…… no, you look like you’re having fun, it wouldn’t be good to interfere. I just thought that I shouldn’t get involved?”

Saying so, Kawazu-san’s expression was strangely warm. I suddenly wanted to do another round.

“……. got it, got it, so this is quite fun?”

“That’s right, we won’t give Kawazu-san any strawberries when they’re ready”

Then we made a commotion again.

Repeatedly spinning on tiptoes, we gathered our intent and released!

“”Ba!””

Pok pok pok pok

A, it became a huge strawberry.

Strawberry milk sounds good for morning breakfast.

Today’s breakfast menu consists of fried toast with lots of honey, tomato and lettuce salad, and strawberry milk.

Additionally, the tomatoes and lettuces were collected from my field.

The toast was summoned, the milk and eggs were given by Suke-san through a mysterious man with strange mottled patterns.

The milk seems to be from a goat.

Yup, it’s very useful.

I think it would be great to be able to eat a variety of things without relying on summoning them.

However, in order to increase the ingredients by even a little bit, I guess it’s necessary to expand the network to the network to the humans?

It’s included to the things to do in the future.

Well, menu aside, there are four breakfasts made.

For Me, Kawazu-san, and the dragonfly as usual. The other one is for yesterday’s unexpected guest.

Sailor Soldier stared at the breakfast with a surprised expression, a gulp was heard from her throat.

“How amazing, there’s nothing but surprises since yesterday, that I might get tired”

“You think so? It’s a very ordinary breakfast though?”

“No way that’s right. The bread here is tougher and rougher, there’s no such thing as mayonnaise for salad dressings, and strawberry milk simply isn’t an option”

“Uwaa really? That can’t be”

This, I like eating it after crushing it with a spoon.

If they haven’t even discovered this, an otherworlder will feel that they’re missing out a lot.

However, it seems like Sailor Soldier was amazed by something else.

“I thought it would be impossible…… but instead of impossible, I had a really good sleep last night”

“Ah, were you comfortable?”

“Yes! It was perfect! The jet bath was pleasant in the big tub, I wonder how long I slept soundly during the treatment? I haven’t used a waterbed even back in the other world! I already don’t want to go back to the previous hard beds”

Sailor Soldier was in a good mood.

She seemed tired yesterday, so I offered her the bed.

By the way, I fell asleep on the living room.

I just wanted to do it at least once.

However, I think the Sailor Soldier who had perfectly put her appearance in order is just as beautiful as yesterday – certainly even more polished.

……no, wait a second.

Things like treatments and equipment for styling, did our bathroom have those?

By the way, I just wash with shampoo.

“The bathroom has something like a rinse?”

“Eh? It does? I tried it and it seemed good so I used it…… was that bad?”

“No, I didn’t make something like that……”

“Ah, that was mine” (K)

Our eyes gathered to Kawazu-san who had his hand raised.

How to take this.

“…… it’s too unexpected, Kawazu-san. Where’s the hair?”

“Beard! It’s something that you grew! I use Compound Magic to chemically wash and rinse, making it shiny and glossy!”

“So you developed something like that……”

“Naturally! I’m on who minds his own appearance!”

“…… you don’t really have to think about it’s gloss right. The frogness will still leak out”

“Don’t put me in the same category!”

Putting aside the unexpected things from Kawazu-san, the results of that treatment it unquestionable.

Certainly, looking at Sailor Soldier, I could really see that the cuticles have greatly improved.

Even the dragonfly unintentionally buzzed.

“Mu-, so that’s it, I feel that my position is being threatened”

“What position?”

I paid her some attention, a and the dragonfly exclaimed as she raised her hands high

“It’s obviously about the position of heroine!”

“Ho ho ho, are you sure you didn’t confuse it with the mascot position” (K)

“What did you say!? You’re the mascot! You Frog-chan!”

“Why don’t you stop that already!” (K)

“Don’t worry, both of you are cute” (T)

“Good that you know!”

“Me too! ★ ”

Producing a star is disgusting.

Sailor Soldier also said something spontaneously.

“Ahahaha. It’s not that Sailor Soldier, Kawazu-san isn’t cute, that’s disgusting”

“It’s not Sailor Soldier! But it’s mean. He’s a at least cute”

“No rather. Disturbing” (T)

“What does that mean?” (K)

“It’s fishy and disgusting”

“You guys…… it’s time that I show you my Tai Chi, I don’t mind making you interpret that too?”

Kawazu-san still continues his daily Tai Chi. He’ll soon breakthrough into master level.

After the noisy breakfast, I decided to finish what I ought to do immediately.

“The meal is over so I’ll bring Sailor Soldier to the Queen’s place”

Kawazu-san nodded in agreement to what I said.

Sailor Soldier could be accidentally attacked by fairies if we keep being quiet and in hiding.

We need to talk it out so something like that won’t happen.

“Oh, if that’s the case, let’s have you try to talk alone first so that they don’t suddenly attack”

“I understand”

As I talked to Kawazu-san about this, the Fairy Village was also in a commotion, so we thought it through.

It’s only natural to be uneasy when we’ve brought in someone of questionable origins.

Sailor Soldier had her guard up.

“What kind of person is the Her Highness, the Queen?”

“She’s the overseer of this Fairy Village. She let us live her in exchange for a security boost”

“So that’s what a Fairy Queen is……”

“Exactly, any problems?”

Sailor Soldier didn’t have a good complexion when she heard that, she let out an awkward laugh.

“No, I just thought the the fairies yesterday were scary. Is that okay?”

Indeed, it was horrible yesterday.

And I think the same when the Queen brought fully armed soldiers on our first meeting.

“……not okay? Pretty hard but light enough person. Kawazu-san was also only shot with countless beams mysterious beams when they faced each other, you know?”

“That’s absolutely not fine!”

No, I think it would probably just be fine.

“Rejected”

“Ee”

In the end it was a dud.

I was put down after just talking about a human from the outside

“You guys were a special case. Is it really easy to make everything an exemption?”

“Isn’t it fine, stingy”

“Not stingy! Besides, isn’t she technically a stranger? Why should you ask this Mistress for anything?”

“Ah, you’re right, we don’t have that”

Behind me is the barely convinced Sailor Soldier, who wore a robe covering her face as a precaution, that started to panic.

“…… can you please not suddenly betray me”

“A, Sailor Soldier had appeared”

“Stop calling be Sailor Soldier!”

She raised her voice from being provoked, and the robe shifted.

Blonde hair spilled out.

“Oh, a beauty”

For some reason I heard a murmur……

Following the voice, the Queen had a serious face.

“……did you say something, Queen?”

“No really? Hm, but…… this could be worth a thought”

“A suddenl change of opinion”

“Silence!…… by the way, human. I cannot let you settle here for no reason. As a general rule, other races are not allowed in the Fairy Village”

Clearly declaring that is indeed just like what the Queen would do.

However, it was Sailor Soldier who surpa.s.sed my expectations.

She was, how do I put it, sparkling.

“Your Highness, it is a pleasure to meet you. This one hailed from a country of humans, I am called Magari. This may be sudden, but merely listening to what I have to say is an honor
Though I understand that I can’t simply just live here, may I at least have the permission to leave and enter?”

She said while elegantly bowing.

The sophistication of the gesture looked more knightly instead of ladylike.

I didn’t know where the aura of a hero had stopped.

“……I wanna switch with you”

“So it’s as you say”

The Queen who was taken down by the beauty’s aura, finally regained her senses and shook her head. She smoothed her expression over.

“…… it’s a joke. But that’s right, depending on the conditions, I may not be against your stay”

“Is that true!”

To the rejoicing Sailor Soldier, the Queen smiled a little and chuckling sounds came from her lips.

“You shall let me take some pictures”

No, maybe she’s not really herself.

“……yes?”

“I said pictures…… it’s fine to take pictures right?”

“Yes, Your Highness”

However, I was able to ascertain the Queen’s reason for asking that, how shocking.

Oh my! The Queen is serious!

Rather, it’s a really calculative request.

It was already too late when I thought of stopping it, the Queen had already requested.

“Hm, the truth is my blog is secretly popular right now, but although that’s the case there are only about five others”

What the Queen is talking about is the blog ranking application that I made.

After someone makes an article in the blog, readers give it a rating it anonymously.

Although the numbers just aren’t enough, and it’s just an application for fun, but it somehow seemed to boom in secret.

The Fairy Queen ultimately talks about contemporary stuffs usually, so it can’t be helped that it usually comes on top.

“Yes……”

Sailor Soldier seemed like she didn’t know what the deal was so she gave a halfhearted reply, and the Queen nodded with a pleasant smile.

“That dragon brat seems to be doing his best, recently, his approval rating has risen by 10. Here’s one, if I upload a beauty’s photo, my top position would be guaranteed. How about it?”

“Um…… if it’s just a photo?”

“I see! Wait, me! I’ll bring the crystal right away!”

I lost!

Indeed, if you can upload Sailor Soldier’s images, you’ll catch that dragon!

Then even the nuetrals like the naive masked dragon or the female dragons……oh no, these fairies are bomb fishing!

What can be done. My “Journey with 800million” will be meaningliess again!

Even though I’m dawdling at the bottom.

“……is this your intention, Tarou?”

“d.a.m.n! There was that method! Indeed it’s very good eye-candy!”

“……what could you guys possibly be fighting about?”

The photo session was held without further delay.

“Say ‘cheese’. Fuuu, good. Then I’ll permit your coming and going. However, you can only stay at this guy’s cabin. I’ll trust you not to cause unnecessary trouble in the Fairy Village, alright?”

“……I will take it to heart, Your Highness”

A good job to you, Sailor Soldier who looked tired.

“Yes, by the way Tarou, can I ask you to lend me something?”

However, the Queen immediately shook it off and adapted an atmosphere like she just remembered something.

Waah, do you intend to bring up another troublesome request?

But for this time, wait a moment before I lend a hand.

“……haven’t you taken the pictures? Isn’t that enough?”

I said it somewhat miserably, the Queen naturally snorted with a victoriou look.

“That’s about coming and going. Staying is a different matter, isn’t it?”

“…… stingy”

“Listen. Here’s the thing this time, another messenger arrived again, won’t you go and see?”

“It sounds troublesome like before”

“That’s the case. It is indeed quite troublesome place, the Elf Village”

But when I heard the details, I immediately fixed my att.i.tude, and grasped the Queen’s hands.

“! With all due respect, let me do it!”

“……why are you so enthusiastic all of a sudden? Whatever, it’s good if you’re motivated.
Additionally, can you leave them your computer? a.s.suming that they’ll accept it……”

The Queen murmurmed at the end that they are hard to please, but I’ll ignore that.

Speaking of Elves, they are a staple of fantasies!

I was thinking of wanting to meet them at least once.

Moreover, it’s not an exaggeration to say that Elves are described to be beautiful and other similar descriptions, a blooming tribe.

I’d be lying if I said that I’m not hyped for this!