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"Wait and see."
"Are you going to kris me?"
"No."
"Well, that's a comfort," muttered Chumbley. "I might have known it by their taking so much trouble, though five minutes ago it would have been a charity to put me out of my misery."
"Will you be silent if I leave your mouth free?" was asked again.
"I don't see that it's of much use to halloo," said Chumbley, sullenly, "but look here, old chap, what does this mean? Tell me, and I'll be as quiet as a lamb."
"Wait and see," was the reply.
Chumbley was silent for a few minutes, drawing in long breaths of air.
Then, addressing his captors, who seemed to him to be steadily rowing on:
"I say," he exclaimed, "can I have this rag off my eyes?"
"No."
Another pause, during which the prisoner listened to the pleasant ripple of the water against the boat.
"I say," from Chumbley.
"Yes."
"I can't fight now or else I would."
There was a low laugh, which seemed to come from a dozen throats, and the same deep voice replied:
"My lord is a giant in strength, but we have him fast."
"Then set me up, so that I can sit comfortably, or I shan't be worth a Chinese dragon dollar if you want me for sale."
There was another low laugh, as if the Malay captors were amused; and then, in obedience to a whispered order, the prisoner was lifted and placed in a more comfortable position, but not without some effort and grunting on the part of the men who essayed to move him, the boat rocking about ominously the while.
"That's better," said the prisoner. "Hah, I can get on now! Here I say, old chap, whoever you are, put your hand in my breast."
"Does my lord wish me to promise that we will not slay him?" said the deep-voiced Malay.
"Bosh! No!" cried Chumbley. "In my breast-pocket. That's right. Now take out the cigar-case. Not the pocket-book. The cigar-case. That's it! Now open it and take out a cigar. Put it in my mouth. Have one?"
"My lord's servant does not smoke when he has work to do," replied the Malay.
"All right, then, I have none," said Chumbley, coolly. "Put the end in my mouth, and give me a light. There's a match-box in my vest."
There was a low laugh once more in the fore-part of the boat; but the prisoner was too intent upon feeling the hand thrust into his breast, his cigar-case opened and snapped again, the case returned, the roll of tobacco placed in his lips, and then the light struck and held convenient for him to draw.
"Hah!" he said to himself, "it's wonderful what comfort there is in a cigar at a time like this! How I do pity the poor little women who are not allowed to smoke!"
He said a few words to the Malays, but they were very quiet and reticent; and feeling that it was of no further use to talk to them in their own tongue, which was a trouble to him, he began to think in English, which, if not of much comfort, was at all events an occupation for the time being.
"This is a rum set-out," he thought, as he settled himself as comfortably as he could, and smoked away. "An hour or so ago I was at an English evening-party, held for coolness upon a lawn. Now I am here in a boat; but where the d.i.c.kens here is I don't know.
"But what does it mean? I'm not of the slightest use to anybody; and they are not doing it for revenge, because I haven't made any enemies.
Let me see, though--have I?"
He paused thoughtfully for a few minutes. "No--no, I can't think of anybody except Miss Helen, for rejecting her tender glances. Let's see, what did Byron or some other chap say about there being no what-you-may-call-it so dangerous as a woman scorned? Can't recollect quotations--never could. But that's all nonsense. Helen Perowne wouldn't want to have me carried off like this.
"That's it," he said, half aloud this time, and after a thoughtful pause. "It's ransom, that's what it is. The noodles think because I am an English officer, and flash about in scarlet and gold, that I must be very rich. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
Chumbley indulged himself with a long and rumbling chuckle.
"They'll be preciously disappointed on finding out I've none, and if they expect to get it out of the British Government they'll find that the payment will be made in rifle b.a.l.l.s, unless some very urgent appeals are made in Parliament respecting the risk, when the question will arise, what will the n.o.ble, the British Government, as represented by its Secretary for the time being, think that my great carca.s.s is worth."
Chumbley had sat there for a considerable time smoking and listening, for he had suddenly awakened to the fact that there was another boat hard by, with whose occupants his captors conversed in a low voice.
Then suddenly he heard a familiar voice speaking fiercely in the Malayan tongue.
Chumbley hesitated for a moment to make sure, and then shouted:
"Why, Hilton, old man, are you there?"
"Chumbley! Here! Help!" cried Hilton. "Help, man, help!"
"Bring it here, then," said Chumbley, coolly.
"I cannot. I'm a prisoner: seized by Malay scoundrels."
"Same here, old man," said Chumbley, puffing away at his cigar, the incandescent part of which was getting dangerously near his nose.
"Pleasant finish to the Perowne _fete_, isn't it?"
Here there was a fierce adjuration from the Malays in the other boat, which Hilton obeyed to the extent of speaking in a lower tone.
"What is to be done?" he said, "I'd come and help you, but I'm bound hand and foot."
"So am I, old man," replied Chumbley, coolly. "Tighter than you are, I'll swear."
"But what is to be done?" said Hilton again.
"Goodness knows. Nothing, I should say. Have a cigar?"
"Chumbley!" cried Hilton, pa.s.sionately, "is this a time for joking, when at any moment our lives may be taken! Be sensible if you can."
"I thought that was being sensible or philosophical if you like it better, old man. I don't see that it's of any use to fret so long as they don't kill us. It will be a change from pipe-clay and parade; and judging from what I saw between you and someone else in a certain quarter to-day, I should have thought that you would have been glad of a holiday."
"Holiday, with a kris at our throats," cried Hilton, pa.s.sionately.
"Bah! they won't kill us!" said Chumbley.