Not One Clue_ A Mystery Part 10

9.

In this country, if one dresses well, it matters little if her soul belongs to the devil.-Ramla Al-Sadr, on American fashion As I stepped out of the car a moment later, I tried Elaine's phone. She answered on the first ring.

"What's wrong?" Laney rarely bothered with salutations. We had something of a language of our own. But most of it involved old movies and young men. As far as I knew Laney could recite every single line from all five seasons of Scarecrow and Mrs. King Scarecrow and Mrs. King.

"Did you talk to your friend about Ramla's sister?"

"Ghazi? Not recently. Why?"

I skittered a worried glance to Rivera. He was still scowling. It's nice to know some things don't change.

"So he doesn't know Aalia is in trouble?"

"Why?" The question was pointed now. The question was pointed now.

I gave her the details in a few brief sentences as we breezed through the airport's automatic doors and into canned air.

"I left a message on his cell phone and his home phone after Ramla spoke to you last night," Laney said. "But I think he may have been out of the country."

"Does he have the kind of clout that would enable him to get a married woman out of Yemen without her husband's consent?"

She paused for a moment, thinking. It never took long. "His surname is Saud."

"Translate."

"I think he may be a prince."

"Like 'He's a real prince' 'He's a real prince' or-" or-"

"A Saudi prince."

"And he works as a prop master for Amazon Queen Amazon Queen?"

"I believe there are a couple thousand extra princes left in his homeland to take care of any royal duties."

"Really? How many are single?"

"Can we wrap this up?" Rivera asked.

I glanced at him and almost resisted grinning before a thought struck me. "How many times did he propose to you?" I asked.

Laney never hesitated. "Just twice."

He wasn't very serious, then. I had known men who would beg every single Sunday for most of a decade. "Does he hold out any hope?"

"I sent him a wedding invitation," she said.

"Some guys aren't easily discouraged." At least where Laney was involved.

"I think his other wives will console him."

"You wouldn't be his numero uno?" numero uno?"

"Not even his numero dos." numero dos."

"So you'd be like ... dessert?"

"Baklava."

Rivera muttered a curse. I almost laughed.

"I've got to go," I said.

"Mac?"

"Yeah?"

"If you're dead for my wedding I'll never forgive you, and I'm a very forgiving person."

"You are."

"Don't be dead."

I smiled. "This is the first time in my life I've got a bridesmaid dress that doesn't make me want to poke myself in the eye with a fork."

"We did well on that, didn't we?"

"It was a steal."

"And perfect for you."

"I do look kind of great in it."

"Like a mermaid princess."

"I was thinking of getting those sandals with the amber stones on the instep. What do you-"

"Remember anything about an abused Yemeni girl?" Rivera asked, and I felt a little guilty.

"Hey, Laney, when you spoke to Ghazi, did you mention my name?"

"No names. I just said Aalia was a friend of a friend."

"Okay. Thanks."

"Hey," she said before I could hang up. "Arrive home alive tonight and I'll treat you to ice cream."

"Mocha Moose?"

"Your choice."

"Can I get extra caramel?"

"We'll buy an economy-sized jar."

"And we won't have to drink a green hair-slop chaser?"

"I don't drink green hair slop."

"Well, whatever that stuff is that's supposed to make hair all glorious."

"I don't care if all your hair falls out."

"I love you," I said, and hung up.

Rivera was staring at me as we walked.

"What?" I said, but he just shook his head.

"Where are we going?"

"To pick up a friend of a friend," I said.

"The wife of an abusive Yemeni oilman with ties to our government?"

"Yeah."

"All right," he said, then gripped my arm, forcing me to a halt. "But you're staying here."

"Really?" I loved the idea. It may have been the best idea I'd ever heard in my entire life. But the fact that it was a direct order from Rivera made my back go up like a pit bull's hairy spine. "You bring your cuffs again, Rivera?"

A man glanced our way, but kept walking. I resisted flipping him off. The entire male population was not not responsible for the fact that Rivera had once handcuffed me to his father's kitchen cupboard. Probably. responsible for the fact that Rivera had once handcuffed me to his father's kitchen cupboard. Probably.

"Maybe Elaine's wrong," he said. "Maybe she let your name slip. Maybe this b.a.s.t.a.r.d knows more about you than I do."

I glanced at the hand that gripped my arm with mind-imploding arrogance. "That wouldn't take much."

"Yeah? I know you're wearing leopard print underwear."

"I ..." I screwed up my face at him, but truth to tell, I was kind of impressed. My skirt was high-waisted. "How did you know that?"

"I'm a cop," he said. "And you're staying here."

"The h.e.l.l I am."

He drew a careful breath as if that would keep planet Earth from tumbling into chaos. "I'm asking asking you to stay here." you to stay here."

"And I'm telling you no."

He ground his teeth. Pretty soon he was going to be edentate. Which would make him decidedly less s.e.xy. d.a.m.nit! Why do I find irritating men s.e.xy? "Maybe you don't realize how dangerous these domestic cases are, McMullen."

"I'm a licensed psychologist."

He canted his head. "Was that a psychologist psychologist or a or a psychotic psychotic?"

"Huh!" I chortled, then yanked my arm out of his grasp, turned away, and marched through the airport like a storm trooper.

I heard Rivera swear again, then, "d.a.m.nit, McMullen, why can't you be just a little bit-"

"If domestic cases are as dangerous as you say-you being the lauded police lieutenant-then we don't have much time to waste."

"You don't even know if she's really here."

"Good thing I have eyes."

"You going to wave a sign? 'Abused Wife of a.s.shole Oilman, Over Here'?"

"I think the burka might give her away," I said, but when we reached the baggage claim there wasn't a respectable face veil in sight. Just your average mix of bad taste.

There was a baker's dozen of white folk as pale as myself, all dressed as if they were going slumming; a trio of black women heatedly discussing something obviously near and dear to their hearts, and an olive-skinned boy with low-slung jeans bobbing to the beat of the iPod plugged into his ears. His baseball cap was frayed and said I[image] NY. NY.

"You sure this is the right place?" Rivera asked.

"She said United-" I stopped talking as two men in turbans turned left into the area. They were tall and lean, with hungry eyes and handsome hooked noses.

"Wow," I said. I can't help it, there's something about those haughty Middle Eastern men that makes the animal in me want to take a bite out of their dark-meat flanks.

The taller of the two shifted his s.e.xy dusk gaze toward me and my breath caught in my throat. He stood very straight, shoulders drawn back, somber mouth even.

"Looking to be wife number six?" Rivera asked, and I snapped myself back in line, silently reprimanding the lazy-a.s.s feminist in me.

"Do you think they're looking for her?" I asked, and turned my gaze casually away, but Rivera was still glaring at me.

"Are you looking for them?" them?" he asked. he asked.

"I don't know what you're talking about," I said, and skimmed the growing crowd.

"You look like a hyena in a herd of wildebeest."

I gave up my perusal. "Maybe you could be jealous and insecure later," I said, and he snorted.

The boy with the New York cap adjusted his backpack, then touched a finger to his iPod, and in that moment I noticed something odd. I scowled and turned toward Rivera, not wanting to seem conspicuous.