North of Boston Part 2

LANCASTER bore him--such a little town, Such a great man. It doesn't see him often Of late years, though he keeps the old homestead And sends the children down there with their mother To run wild in the summer--a little wild.

Sometimes he joins them for a day or two And sees old friends he somehow can't get near.

They meet him in the general store at night, Pre-occupied with formidable mail, Rifling a printed letter as he talks.

They seem afraid. He wouldn't have it so: Though a great scholar, he's a democrat, If not at heart, at least on principle.

Lately when coming up to Lancaster His train being late he missed another train And had four hours to wait at Woodsville Junction After eleven o'clock at night. Too tired To think of sitting such an ordeal out, He turned to the hotel to find a bed.

"No room," the night clerk said. "Unless----"

Woodsville's a place of shrieks and wandering lamps And cars that shook and rattle--and one hotel.

"You say 'unless.'"

"Unless you wouldn't mind Sharing a room with someone else."

"Who is it?"

"A man."

"So I should hope. What kind of man?"

"I know him: he's all right. A man's a man.

Separate beds of course you understand."

The night clerk blinked his eyes and dared him on.

"Who's that man sleeping in the office chair?

Has he had the refusal of my chance?"

"He was afraid of being robbed or murdered.

What do you say?"

"I'll have to have a bed."

The night clerk led him up three flights of stairs And down a narrow pa.s.sage full of doors, At the last one of which he knocked and entered.

"Lafe, here's a fellow wants to share your room."

"Show him this way. I'm not afraid of him.

I'm not so drunk I can't take care of myself."

The night clerk clapped a bedstead on the foot.

"This will be yours. Good-night," he said, and went.

"Lafe was the name, I think?"

"Yes, Layfayette.

You got it the first time. And yours?"

"Magoon.

Doctor Magoon."

"A Doctor?"

"Well, a teacher."

"Professor Square-the-circle-till-you're-tired?

Hold on, there's something I don't think of now That I had on my mind to ask the first Man that knew anything I happened in with.

I'll ask you later--don't let me forget it."

The Doctor looked at Lafe and looked away.

A man? A brute. Naked above the waist, He sat there creased and shining in the light, Fumbling the b.u.t.tons in a well-starched shirt.

"I'm moving into a size-larger shirt.

I've felt mean lately; mean's no name for it.

I just found what the matter was to-night: I've been a-choking like a nursery tree When it outgrows the wire band of its name tag.

I blamed it on the hot spell we've been having.

'Twas nothing but my foolish hanging back, Not liking to own up I'd grown a size.

Number eighteen this is. What size do you wear?"

The Doctor caught his throat convulsively.

"Oh--ah--fourteen--fourteen."

"Fourteen! You say so!

I can remember when I wore fourteen.

And come to think I must have back at home More than a hundred collars, size fourteen.

Too bad to waste them all. You ought to have them.

They're yours and welcome; let me send them to you.

What makes you stand there on one leg like that?

You're not much furtherer than where Kike left you.

You act as if you wished you hadn't come.

Sit down or lie down, friend; you make me nervous."

The Doctor made a subdued dash for it, And propped himself at bay against a pillow.

"Not that way, with your shoes on Kike's white bed.

You can't rest that way. Let me pull your shoes off."

"Don't touch me, please--I say, don't touch me, please.

I'll not be put to bed by you, my man."

"Just as you say. Have it your own way then.

'My man' is it? You talk like a professor.

Speaking of who's afraid of who, however, I'm thinking I have more to lose than you If anything should happen to be wrong.

Who wants to cut your number fourteen throat!

Let's have a show down as an evidence Of good faith. There is ninety dollars.

Come, if you're not afraid."

"I'm not afraid.

There's five: that's all I carry."

"I can search you?

Where are you moving over to? Stay still.

You'd better tuck your money under you And sleep on it the way I always do When I'm with people I don't trust at night."

"Will you believe me if I put it there Right on the counterpane--that I do trust you?"

"You'd say so, Mister Man.--I'm a collector.

My ninety isn't mine--you won't think that.

I pick it up a dollar at a time All round the country for the Weekly News, Published in Bow. You know the Weekly News?"

"Known it since I was young."

"Then you know me.

Now we are getting on together--talking.

I'm sort of Something for it at the front.

My business is to find what people want: They pay for it, and so they ought to have it.

Fairbanks, he says to me--he's editor-- Feel out the public sentiment--he says.

A good deal comes on me when all is said.

The only trouble is we disagree In politics: I'm Vermont Democrat-- You know what that is, sort of double-dyed; The News has always been Republican.

Fairbanks, he says to me, 'Help us this year,'

Meaning by us their ticket. 'No,' I says, 'I can't and won't. You've been in long enough: It's time you turned around and boosted us.

You'll have to pay me more than ten a week If I'm expected to elect Bill Taft.

I doubt if I could do it anyway.'"

"You seem to shape the paper's policy."

"You see I'm in with everybody, know 'em all.

I almost know their farms as well as they do."

"You drive around? It must be pleasant work."

"It's business, but I can't say it's not fun.

What I like best's the lay of different farms, Coming out on them from a stretch of woods, Or over a hill or round a sudden corner.

I like to find folks getting out in spring, Raking the dooryard, working near the house.

Later they get out further in the fields.

Everything's shut sometimes except the barn; The family's all away in some back meadow.

There's a hay load a-coming--when it comes.

And later still they all get driven in: The fields are stripped to lawn, the garden patches Stripped to bare ground, the apple trees To whips and poles. There's n.o.body about.

The chimney, though, keeps up a good brisk smoking.