My Status As An Assassin Obviously Exceeds The Hero's Chapter 80

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Comrade Jiang Xie cheered up and was full of fighting spirit. He couldn't wait to save the universe now!

Xie Xi thought carefully and wanted to explain about Big Jiang and Little Jiang in the presidential palace. Unfortunately, he couldn't find an appropriate way to describe it.

What to say…

One was his 'ex-husband' and soon after the divorce, Xie Xi managed to coax him back. The other was his 'new love' fished out of prison and everyone called this person a child bride…

Forget everybody else. Xie Xi wanted to give himself a shot and end this slag life!

Jiang Xie was motivated and was very concerned about the collapse of the universe. He asked, "What are the ident.i.ties of the other two SSS-grade people? Can you give me an introduction in advance?"

Xie Xi's brain went around in 300 laps as he brainstormed and thought of the right words.

Jiang Xie asked another question. "Are they rational?"

Well… they were both emotional pretending to be rational. Unfortunately, Xie Xi couldn't get rid of his rational cover and had to nod. "Yes."

Jiang Xie obviously sighed with relief.

In terms of feelings, emotional people had a natural advantage. There was no need to fear any rational, apart from the one he fell in love with. A rational couldn't be a love enemy.

Xie Xi once again silently thought, 'It might be too early to sigh with relief…'

Jiang Xie wondered again, "Are they government officials?"

Xie Xi considered it before shaking his head. "No." Big Jiang was the former president and was now retired. Little Jiang was the rebel leader and at odds with the government.

Jiang Xie was even more a.s.sured. If they weren't colleagues then they were likely to be strangers to Xie Xi.

An unfamiliar rational and rational had a relationship pure enough to make water feel inferior.

Xie Xi wanted to give this person a vaccination in advance so that he wouldn't be stimulated. However, the vaccination needle couldn't be stuck. Xie Xi watched Jiang Xie and swallowed down the two tubes of tranquilizer.

Don't be so peaceful! There were many possible disasters in the presidential palace and be alert!

Xie Xi couldn't let Jiang Xie take this lightly and planned to give him a hard shot. "…There is someone you should know."

J looked indifferent. "Is it Jiang Xie? He is so old, can he still do the task?"

Xie Xi, "…" In this world, Jiang Xie was the name for Big Jiang and he was only 44 years old in this round.

Jiang Xie calling himself old, Xie Xi really wanted to record it!

J asked, "Can't you find anyone else?"

Xie Xi shook his head. "An SSS-grade physique is very hard to find."

J's demeanour was quite relaxed. "It doesn't matter. I know that there are no feelings between you, not to mention you have long broken up." Yes, J had also confessed to Xie Xi in this round and how could he not understand Xie Xi's emotional situation?"

J thought there was nothing wrong. Originally, two rationals being together and then splitting apart would have no emotional entanglements.

Big Jiang had concealed his gender very well. At present, no one apart from Xie Xi knew that the former president was an emotional person. Thus, J in front of him didn't know. As long as the enemy was rational then they weren't a rival.

The biggest reason why J had been disheartened by Xie Xi finding a partner was because he questioned his memory. He wondered if Xie Xi in the first round actually hadn't loved him.

Now that he saw Xie Xi's last memories, he was full of heartache and expectations. How could he care about a breakup with a rational person?

Don't say that Xie Xi had no feelings for this person. It was estimated that the former president also had no feelings for Xie Xi.

J was very rea.s.sured.

Xie Xi, "…" How did the needle become a placebo? Was this right? He didn't have time to introduce Little Jiang when they arrived at the presidential palace.

An emotional person was entering so the reception of the presidential palace's staff was very cautious. They feared inciting an emotional person, especially since this was a big painter who probably had more sensitive nerves. They had to be careful no matter what.

Xie Xi asked Li Su, "Are Mr. Jiang and X present?"

Li Su quickly replied, "Mr. Jiang went to the research inst.i.tute and Young Master X followed.

Xie Xi heard these two people weren't home and felt relieved. At the same time, he couldn't help raising his tone. "They are together?"

"w.a.n.g Feng is accompanying them so there should be no danger." Secretary Li thought that Xie Xi was worried about the safety of these two important people.

How could Xie Xi worry about outsiders hurting them? He was only worried that they would fight among themselves! Well, an outsider was with them so the prideful Jiang Xies shouldn't fight…

Xie Xi remembered how he told Big Jiang that they would talk when he got back.

…Tallk about what?

Talk about the fact that Xie Xi brought back a true love? Mother universe, he was sorry! President Xie was ashamed!

Xie Xi relaxed a lot after entering the presidential palace. "I'll have someone arrange a room for you."

"Good."

Xie Xi had to separate the three people, the further apart the better. It was between to have one on each floor and then to the north, east, west and south… Oh, there were three people so there was no need for the north. In short, they must clearly be separated!

Jiang Xie walked upstairs and smiled when he saw the paintings on the wall. He said, "Many of these words were created by me when I was by your side."

Xie Xi had seen the memories and naturally knew the name of the great painter J. Master Van Cero whose words had been famous for hundreds of years was Jiang Xie. Many of his paintings hung in the presidential palace.

In fact, these paintings had nothing to do with Xie Xi. After all, he had only been staying here for a few years and they were more the collection of other presidents.

After all, Van Cero was a famous master. His words were hard to find and the presidential palace was the most prestigious place in the United States. It was worth having these paintings.

Unfortunately, Jiang Xie saw them and had another taste. Jiang Xie glanced at Xie Xi and asked, "Do you like these paintings?"

How could Xie Xi dare say he didn't like them?!

"I like…"

Jiang Xie was very excited. "Once the task is over, I'll take you to Rose Planet for a holiday."

Xie Xi could only say, "I hope our mission succeeds."

Then they would go back to Central and forget about Rose Planet! He could see the roses in his garden!

Xie Xi accompanied Jiang Xie to visit the presidential palace and set up the room. Then he had a hunch that the other two would come back and suggested reasonably, "I see that you are tired. You must not have a good rest these days? Go to sleep for a while. Once your body is ready, we can complete the task as soon as possible."

Jiang Xie wanted to say with Xie Xi but he considered the gradual follo-up and had to nod. "Okay, I will go to sleep."

"I'll call you when it is dinner."

Jiang Xie smiled. "Yes."

He sent away the Middle Jiang and it wasn't long before he saw that Big Jiang and Little Jiang had come back. He hurried downstairs, wanting to use this opportunity to psychologically prepare them…

As a result, he hadn't approached but his high physical fitness and excellent hearing meant he heard the dialogue between the two people.

Big Jiang spoke casually, "For an emotional, pretending to be rational is the stupidest behaviour."

This phrase broke through the disguised gender and Little Jiang frowned. Big Jiang was worthy of being an old hand and his words were full of thorns. "It is even stupider to pretend to sleepwalk."

Little Jiang fired back, "I didn't pretend."

Big Jiang sneered. "You have have to beat around the bush. Directly tell him that you want to sleep with him. Rational people don't care about these things."

Xie Xi, "…" It made a lot of sense but Big Jiang was too bad!

Little Jiang's skin was thin and his voice was awkward. "I don't…"

"You dont?" Big Jiang stared at him. "Why? Do you want to fall in love with him?"

Little Jiang was stunned. Xie Xi thought he would flinch but unexpectedly, Little Jiang actually admitted it. "Yes."

Big Jiang mocked this child. "He is a rational."

Little Jiang was fearless. "So what?"

Big Jiang gazed at him deeply. "Have you seen the movie called Disguise?"

Little Jiang had been in the army all year-round and how could he have free time to see this?

Big Jiang explained, "This movie is an adaptation of my experience with him. Go and see it."

Little Jiang's eyebrows twisted. "How can there be anything good about your experience?"

"It is because like you, I am a stupid emotional." Big Jiang's voice was low.

Little Jiang's pupils shrunk. Big Jiang patted him on the shoulder. "Go and watch it. Then you will understand this is a road you can't return from."

Little Jiang was sent to see the movie. Xie Xi considered it a bit before coming out.

Big Jiang was calm when he saw Xie Xi. "Have you found the person?"

He had recovered from the chaos from when he discovered Xie Xi leaving Little Jiang's room and the calm appearance of the former president was restored.

Xie Xi guiltily replied, "I found him."

Jiang Xie didn't ask anything else. "What do you want to eat at night?"

"I have arranged a menu and let them do it."

Jiang Xie smiled. "I have nothing to do and will make you something delicious."

Xie Xi thought for a while and finally found a point of entry. "Have you seen the memories of my first round?"

Jiang Xie had been president and by all accounts…

He replied, "No, the president's authority is also limited. Apart from the current Chief Justice, other people don't have the right to view it."

Xie Xi was able to see it because it was his own memory.

Jiang Xie was extremely careful and he asked, "What? You went to see your first round memories?" Jiang Xie wasn't worried. Xie Xi had always been rational and a rational's memories were boring. Seeing them was meaningless.

Xie Xi nodded. "Yes."

Jiang Xie was still in the mood to comfort him. "Don't think too much. The past has pa.s.sed and you should cherish the present."

Xie Xi felt even more guilty. The two people were too confident. Once they looked back…

The image was so confident that Xie Xi felt his brain couldn't work, despite it adapting to the speed of light.

Big Jiang and Xie Xi had many common topics. They talked about the United States and the collapse of the universe.

By the time dinner was ready, Little Jiang came back after watching the movie. He saw Big Jiang and Xie Xi sitting together and his face was very unsightly.

Xie Xi greeted him. "Where have you been?"

Little Jiang stared at Big Jiang before his eyes slowly fell on Xie Xi's body.

"I'm an emotional."

Young people weren't the same. He didn't beat around the bush when speaking. Xie Xi couldn't guess the beginning or the end and was completely stunned.

Big Jiang didn't raise his head and kept stirring the black tea.

Little Jiang walked over and repeated, "I'm an emotional."

Xie Xi nodded stiffly. "Oh."

Little Jiang's tone was extremely serious. "I don't sleepwalk. I do want to kiss you but it isn't out of desire. I… I like you."

The loud sound wasn't the teacup falling but came from the stairs. Xie Xi turned his head and wasn't surprised when he saw J.

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J had been holding an iron box in his hand and the moment it hit the ground, the paintings inside fell out. The big movement caused the two people below to look up.

Big Jiang was surprised when he saw the same face as himself while Little Jiang greeted the other person. "Mr. J."

They knew each other previously and Xie Xi got the clue about J from Little Jiang.

Big Jiang watched J in an alert manner but his expression naturally didn't change. He also got up and greeted this person. "h.e.l.lo."

Xie Xi was sandwiched in the middle and wanted to hold the mother universe tightly. He shrank back from these 'sinister evils.'

J bent over to pick up the iron box and walked down the stairs. There was an unexpected incident that caused him to have a taut face. After greeting the two people, he glanced over at Little Jiang. "I didn't expect to meet you here." The implication was how could the rebel leader currently be in the presidential palace?

Little Jiang was clever but he didn't think that Mr. J's unforgettable lover was Xie Xi! After all, according to conventional brain circuits, an emotional could only fall in love with an emotional. How could J's lover be a rational? Therefore, Little Jiang didn't have any doubts.

He said, “In the face of a disaster, nothing else matters."

Xie Xi inwardly thought, 'Yet you still care about confessing!'

J wasn't too surprised and asked another question, "Are you an emotional?" He heard it all and there was nothing to hide.

Little Jiang was young and felt a bit embarra.s.sed about his confession being heard by an acquaintance. He nodded. "Sorry, I lied to you before."

He was speaking to both J and Xie Xi.

J and Xie Xi both had complicated expressions! He didn't confess early or late, he did it right at the critical point of the universe rescue operation. What if Jiang Xie went on strike?

Fortunately, J was calmer than Xie Xi's imagination. After all, this was Jiang Xie. Apart from the young and slightly immature Little Jiang, the other two were old foxes!

J kindly cautioned, "The president is a rational. If you confess to a ration, it is impossible to get a response."

His words cleared a path for Xie Xi. Who knew that Little Jiang would be fearless and seriously reply, "I know but I don't care."

He turned to look at Xie Xi. "I just want to tell you that I like you." The pair of indigo eyes wrapped around Xie Xi like the sea.

Xie Xi's fake rational heart trembled.

After all, the person he loved confessed in such a straightforward and blunt manner. How could he stand it?

On the side, Big Jiang chuckled. His voice was very low and contained a hint of coolness, but it was surprisingly good. It was like beautiful snow falling lightly on the tip of the ear.

Xie Xi suddenly came to his senses. Why was Big Jiang so calm, confident and not taking it seriously? It was because…

Xie Xi's mouth was dry. "You are still young."

Yes, the Little Jiang in front of him was taller than President Xie but he was only 15 or 16 years old, a minor.

This was without mentioning Xie Xi's gender. Even if he was emotional, it would be impossible for him to fall in love with a minor. It was thanks to this age problem that Big Jiang was so indifferent.

Little Jiang was young but clever. His next sentence was, "Once I am an adult, you…"

Xie Xi's heart jumped and he was afraid of the next words. Fortunately, someone else was more afraid than him.

Big Jiang frowned and interrupted. "Don't embarra.s.s him. Or do you want to threaten him?"

Xie Xi couldn't help praising in his heart, 'Good Big Jiang!'

Little Jiang immediately cried out, "I'm not!"

Big Jiang wondered, "Then why do you want to confess now? We are going on a mission soon and how do you want him to reply to you? If he refuses, will you be angry and refuse to do the mission? If he doesn't refuse, how can he like a child like you?"

Xie Xi understood. It was no wonder why Big Jiang had Little Jiang look at the movie. He expected that Little Jiang would 'absorb' the movie experience and directly confess. Unfortunately, the timing, age of Little Jiang and Xie Xi's gender meant this confession wouldn't have any results.

His move not only made Little Jiang frustrated but also dismissed the trick of sleepwalking while letting Xie Xi know Little Jiang's gender. According to the rules of rational and emotional people, Xie Xi would definitely stay away from Little Jiang.

The point was that if Xie Xi had the idea of going to bed previously, he wouldn't have it now!

Such an arrow made Xie Xi feel admiration… too sly! Was this person so happy to calculate against himself?

Who wanted to see them dig their own pits, jump into it themselves and then gloat!

In contrast, the calm J didn't expose anything and stayed out of it.

Even if Big Jiang was like Holmes, it was impossible to guess that J and Xie Xi had such a relationship.

If Big Jiang knew, he would probably change his strategy and join forces with Little Jiang to deal with J first. After all, in every way, the threat of J was greater. The 'old and weak' group of Big Jiang and Little Jiang should be consistent outwardly while slowly fighting inwardly.

Xie Xi thought this and couldn't help rolling his eyes at himself. He was now really experienced and could guess 10 moves ahead in the chess game!

Thanks to Big  Jiang, things barely calmed down.

Little Jiang opened his mouth, "Mr. President, rest a.s.sured that I will finish the task well."

He didn't mention anything else about the confession.

Xie Xi was relieved. "Good."

He didn't dare say anything else because he was afraid of causing a terrible chain reaction.

Big Jiang told them, "Dinner is ready. We should go eat."

He was like the head of the household. There was no other way. He had been president and was more familiar with the presidential palace than Xie Xi.

Xie Xi didn't forget about J. "Let's go eat."

J glanced at Big Jiang with obvious doubts in his heart.

Young man, there was no need to look or doubt. This person was indeed an emotional.

J couldn't help smiling when he entered the dining room and saw the beautiful landscape painting.

This was his work. He remembered that when he created this painting, Xie Xi had accompanied him to stay in the forest for one month. They had lived in the tree house for a while.

Xie Xi had fast-forwarded through that sweet and greasy memory but his brain could keep up with a speed of light computer. He clearly saw the fast-forward and knew what J was thinking.

Xie Xi was afraid of him exposing something and smashing this barely steady thin ice.

He distracted J by saying, "Sit down."

Then Xie Xi became aware of a more serious problem. How should he allocate seats for such a long table?

It would be fine if there were three people. Xie Xi sat at the head of the table while Jiang Xie sat on both sides of him. Now there were four people and one person was bound to be far away from Xie Xi.

Xie Xi thought with no expression,

'Why is it a long table? We need a square table! After dinner, I can arrange a great wall on one of the three vacant places, hehe!'

Big Jiang was still aiming at Little Jiang. "An emotional shouldn't sit with a rational. It is safer to stay far away."

This was directly placing Little Jiang and J diagonally, leaving him and Xie Xi to sit on one side. The abacus was noisy but…

Little Jiang broke it. "Aren't you an emotional?"

At these words, J jerked and his composure somewhat collapsed. Was Jiang Xie emotional? Then Xie Xi's ex-partner was actually emotional?

This thing… too complicated!

Xie Xi had long known this and his expression didn't change. Big Jiang didn't panic and only sarcastically smiled. He felt that Little Jiang was a fool who killed 1,000 people while losing 800 allies, so that no one could benefit.

J continued to be tense as he smiled reluctantly. "How can Mr. Jiang be emotional?"

Little Jiang sneered. "He has been disguised for all his life and probably doesn't remember that he is emotional."

Big Jiang was more ruthless. His voice was gentle but his words were astonishing. "I pretended to be rational in order to get together with Xie Xi."

J, "!"

Xie Xi broke the jar that casually fell and got up. "You are all emotional and should sit together to eat. I will go to that end." It was reasonable and logical. He would go to the far end of the table to eat alone. It was also quieter.

How could the trio stand to let him go? They spoke in unison, "No."

Xie Xi, "…"

Big Jiang told them, "We have to be together every day for the mission. We should adapt sooner or later."

Little Jiang and J both nodded. "Yes."

Xie Xi wondered, "How are you going to sit?"

Big Jiang suggested, "You sit and I'll go over there." He saw on the left side of Little Jiang, separating Xie Xi from Little Jiang.

This was the smartest way to retreat while still monitoring the 'love enemy.' As expected of the person who had been president. It was amazing…

What d.a.m.n thing? Shouldn't their brains be focused on saving the universe instead of such messy things?

They monitored each other during dinner and miraculously, once it finished they said they were tired and went back to their rooms to rest.

Xie Xi still felt somewhat awkward. He went to the study to deal with the work he had pushed to the side today. An hour later, there was a knock on the door.

Xie Xi put down the work at hand and cried out, "Come in."

The person who came was J. Xie Xi wasn't surprised. He guessed this person would have something to say.

The two people sat down and J got straight to the point. "What is going on with them?"

Xie Xi spoke the truth. Not one word was a lie and he made the ins and outs clear.

J slightly frowned. "I didn't expect them to be emotional."

Xie Xi told him, "I didn't know either."

J gazed at him. "Why did you choose Jiang Xie as a partner?"

Xie Xi, "……"

"He looks exactly the same as me."

Xie Xi didn't dare say, 'I saw you in him.' He was afraid he couldn't coax this person and things would blow up. He could only reply vaguely, "…We just met."

J didn't force him and spoke warmly, "It's fine, I know you have forgotten." Then he took Xie Xi's hand.

Xie Xi didn't pull away, even if he was a bit dismayed at the moment and he got gooseb.u.mps.

Sure enough… they had gone back to their rooms early for a so-called rest in order to avoid each other and find Xie Xi for a private chat.

J was first and second was Big Jiang.

Big Jiang was the deadliest one because he did a lot of Xie Xi's work and he had permission to enter the study. He came directly in while saying, "Xiao Xie, take a break and drink some…"

He hadn't finished his words when he saw the two people sitting on the sofa while holding hands.

Xie Xi felt that it was now too late to pull away and in any case, it was just a pair of hands.

Big Jiang was really stable. He saw such a scene yet he could still be calm. "I thought there was no one else here and came in. Sorry to bother you."

J held the other person's hand more tightly and wondered, "Mr. Jiang, weren't you resting?"

"Mr. J doesn't seem to be resting either."

J smiled. "Xiao Xie didn't sleep so I couldn't feel rea.s.sured."

This intimate term was tantamount to a declaration of war!

Big Jiang raised his eyebrows. "He followed me since the age of 13. I never knew he was friendly with an emotional painter."

The smell of gunpowder couldn't be hidden anymore! The miraculous thing was that Xie Xi was in the centre of the storm and was safe.

J gazed gently at Xie Xi. "We aren't very familiar in this cycle but in our first reincarnation, we were partners for a lifetime."

Big Jiang's eyes sunk as the colour deepened."

"Oh." J added like he remembered something. "Many of the works in the presidential palace were created when Xiao Xie was by my side."

Big Jiang's lips slightly raised. "Going into reincarnation is starting a new life. Mr. J, why use the long forgotten past to disturb his new life?"

J smiled and didn't say anything.

Big Jiang didn't think a rational could know love and added, "Not to mention that you are an emotional. How can you stay together with a rational?" It was just living together, who hadn't done that?"

J had been waiting for this sentence and slowly spoke, "If two people are in love, aren't they together?"

Big Jiang's pupils shrank when he heard this.

J stared at Big Jiang in a certain manner. "In the first round, Xie Xi loved me."

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