A Joyful Happenings In The House - The Gentle And Virtuous Man That Fall From The Sky Chapter 2

Translated+Edited: Akiha

Chapter 2

“This is robbery! The men stand at the left side, the women on the right, s.h.e.m.a.l.e in the middle!”

Loudly, with a voice that display power and professionalism in this regard came out of the mouth of the woman in front of him. He was startled by the voice with high decibel and stiffly turned to look towards his back.

He saw a lady with a simple white shirt with the collar left open up till the chest. The sleeves were rolled up to show her threatening poise. The dark coloured patched jeans is filled with mending of bad handiwork, holes of different sizes can be seen. With a ponytail that is tied crookedly, the lips that are coloured and shiny are chewing on a bubble gum. Oca.s.sionally pursing her lips, the colours are all swallowed into her stomach. The face was so colourful it looked like dyes were poured onto her face, but no matter how, one can't see how she really looked like and can only feel the two black pupils are rolling around in her eyes.

“B….. Boss, let's get away from here right after finding the things that we need and stop causing any trouble!”

By her side, there are two girls that are following her. One of them are searching for something at the convenience store's counter, while the other one keeps on tugging onto her sleeve. She rubbed her nose and rolled her eyes, lowly growled:”You go and search for it as well. Find several of them. I heard that it's not precise with just one! Did you hear me!”

“Ye…..Yes, boss! But the placing of the things in your house's convenience store is really messy!”

“d.a.m.n it, I asked you to search for something, not to clean up my cabinet. Are you looking to be beaten up!”

His eyesight began to curiously fall on the girls that are searching for something. As if feeling his stare, the unruly eyes glared back fiercely:”Freaking, do you want to die? Who allowed you to stare anywhere you want. Are you a man or a woman, standing in the middle of the lane, do you want to become a s.h.e.m.a.l.e!”

He felt a pang as he was scolded. Pursing his lips, he did not reply her. Reversedly, it was the child servant that was companying him that pulled him to the side:”Chun, Young Master Chun. We're both men, let's….. let's stand at left side.”

The child servant tugged on his sleeve and guided him towards the corner in the left. But as they were walking there, he was blocked by her. His collar was pulled with a “swish”. The lady who was only reaching his chest forcefully pulled him downwards and maliciously said:

“Hey, what are you showing such a wronged and pitiable expression for……” Her words are stopped when she pulled him closer to her. Her eyes widened as she stared at him.

He turned his face away uncomfortably and raised his hands to distance himself away from her.

She completely disregarded how he naturally showed his rejection. Disregarding the fact of them being a man and a woman, she sniffed him and in the end spatted back:”Ptooey! Are you even a man, what's with the feminine flower fragrance coming from you! Urgh……”

“Young master Chun!” Seeing his own master being played around by an unknown vixen, he immediatly pulled him towards his back”M……Miss, my young master is a pure person. Pulling him around publicly, you're being disgraceful and you will ruin the chast.i.ty of my young master!”

“Pffft….. Chas…… Chast.i.ty? Which zoo did you guys escape from? What use does chast.i.ty does for men? The animals that think with their lower half also needs a chast.i.ty sign board? Who are you guys? I have never seen you guys before.” She glanced at the man behind the child servant, and what she saw is the man covering the collar that she had pulled earlier, as if complaining about her advancing on him, but at the same time, he did not dare to openly show his anger, so he timidly moved his glance towards the floor. That wronged expression made her feel nauseous,”I really hate the sissy that are neither masculine nor feminine. The face is not bad, but he is a pushover….. Tsk…… Hey, have you found it yet? My mother's coming out soon!”

“Boss, I found the pregnancy test device!”

“You pig! Who asked you to shout it out, let's run now that we've found it. If my mother found out about this, she's going to wring my head off! Retreat!”

She turned her back to cover up her two followers to let them sneak out through the door. With her covering their back, she then pulled the door open. The light reflected from the silver and shiny yet familiar phoenix-sculptured bracelet entered his eyes. He blanked out and stared intently at the hand that was running away with the phoenix bracelet and holding onto the pregnancy test device.

“Young…… Young master Chun, iss't that bracelet something that's pa.s.sed down generations by generations to the leader of the tribe? Don't tell me that woman is young master's fiancee? The daughter of the owner of this convenience store?” Oh G.o.d, she robbed her family's convenience store, and is shamelessly pregnant with other man's child? This is bad. Young master's life has been destroyed by that woman. How can such a woman grant happiness to his young master who is highly cultured, harmless, gentle and pure!

His tightly clenched his lips and looked sadly at the door that is heavily slammed shut.

She's…… pregnant? And it's a baby with someone else?

They are not married yet, how can she impregnate herself behind his back?

There are specific rules in the Dong Nu Tribe:

Obey the mother as a bachelor, Obey the wife as a husband, Obey the daughter when the wife pa.s.sed away. Those are the Three Obediences.

Mother had once mentioned, the phoenix bracelet is the Ji family heirloom and the woman that wears it is the marriage partner that had been chosen for him. But with this kind of wife, how can he obey, how can he submit himself to her? Surely it's not the female side has forgotten about the engagement, but it was all because she has never considered marrying him? If the man had their marriage broken, what chast.i.ty can he even speak of?

Haa……

“Young…… Young master Chun, seems like this marriage won't be happening anymore. Shall we head back to the tribe and discuss about it? What do you think?”

“…… No.”

“Eh? Young master, are you really going to spend your remaining life with that kind of woman?”

“Since the marriage has been decided, I belong to her.”

“Although it's supposed to be like that, but you can't trample yourself jsut like that. With your upbringing, there's a lot of the ladies in the tribe that want your hand in marriage. You don't need to lower your worth…….. for that frivolous woman……”

“It's okay for women to be frivolous.” Protecting the chast.i.ty is what a man should do in the tribe.

“Young master Chun, you won't feed yourself just by being virtuous. If the women are not bad, no men will love – is just useless words used to spoil the women in the tribe. If she's already acting like this before marriage, it's difficult to be sure of the fact that she won't bully you. Although she is feminine, but with your background, can you even allow her to commit adultery and have two men to serve her and have that make you angry over it?”

“……”

“Young…… young master, don't agree to it without saying a word!”

“…… It will be alright. As long as the engagement is not broken.”

“Young master, obtaining happiness is more important than protecting your chast.i.ty!”

“I've come to a decision, it will be useless to say more.”

“Uuuuuu…… Young master Chun…… What a tough life you have!”

“……”

Akiha: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu my best boi appeared, my precious boi~ MUST PROTECC

To avoid confusion of the terms used: for the rules/policy/views of Dong Nu Tribe, just reversed the meaning of what men and women should be and it will make things easier~