Midnight Blue-Light Special Part 8

"So shall it be," he said, and pulled his paw away. I withdrew my hand and stood, recognizing a dismissal when I saw one. The rest of the mice ran into the closet before I could close the door, swarming up the scaffolding as they fought to get into the best position to hear the coming sermon.

He was already beginning to speak when I shut the closet door and turned away. I couldn't hear what he was saying, but from the cheers of the other mice, it was something stirring and inspirational, at least to them. I shook my head and walked back to the kitchen.

"That seemed to go well," said Mike, handing me a roast beef sandwich.

"We're going to get them all killed," I replied. "I don't know where they get that much faith in us."

"Same place anybody gets faith in anything, I guess," he said, and shrugged. "You ready?"

"As I'll ever be. Come on. Let's go see a dragon about an apartment."

Mike's car was parked a block down the street from my apartment, where I would have seen it if I hadn't come in via the rooftops. It was a black Lincoln sedan, and it would be practically invisible in the traffic of any major city. I paused, eyeing it.

"Did you trade in the other car?" I asked.

"Always stay two years behind the times," he replied, clicking the b.u.t.ton to unlock the doors. "Any newer, looks like you've got money, you become a viable target. Any older, you risk sticking out. Two years is the sweet spot."

"I'm a.s.suming that means 'yes,'" I guessed. "See, I avoid that problem by never driving anywhere."

"Not all of us want to be Batgirl when we grow up," said Mike, and got into the driver's seat. There was nothing to do at that point but get in on my side, and trust him not to kill us horribly.

(To be fair, Uncle Mike is an excellent driver. He has to be, if he wants to stay alive in Chicago, which seems to have been outfitted with more than its fair share of hitchhiking ghosts, phantom roadsters, demonically possessed convertibles, and idiots who don't know how to use their turn signals. There are cities that just reinforce my decision not to get a driver's license. Chicago may not be at the top of the list, but it's right on up there. The first two cities on the list are Los Angeles, for obvious reasons, and Warsaw, Indiana, for less obvious ones.) "So how's things with the dancing?" asked Mike, as he steered us around a double-decker bus full of tourists who were gawking, for no apparent reason, at a street mime. Tourists are weird. If you can accept that, everything about New York starts making infinitely more sense. "Lea and I both voted for you every night while you were on TV, you know."

"No, I didn't know," I said, touched. "That's really sweet of you. Thank you."

"Hey, it was our pleasure. You're pretty good, you know that?"

"I'm aware." I wasn't bragging. I just wasn't arguing with him. There was no point in false modesty: pretending you don't understand your own skills is a good way to get yourself killed when you're out in the field, and once you've given up on underestimating yourself in one area, you might as well give it up entirely. "The dancing is going . . . I mean, it's going, I guess. I spend as much time on it as I can, but other things keep getting in the way, and a lot of the time, they seem way more important. So I guess it's not going as well as I hoped it would be by now, you know?"

"Yeah, I do." He made a right turn, following the silent instructions of his car's GPS. "I used to want to be a bartender, you know."

I blinked. "You did?"

"Oh, yeah. It's the perfect job. You mix a few drinks, you listen to people's problems, you get smiled at by pretty girls, and at the end of the night, unless you have a drinking problem, you get to leave it all behind and go back to a nice little apartment where nothing's lurking in your closet to rip your guts out. It seemed pretty much ideal if you asked me."

Like most of us, Uncle Mike is a hereditary cryptozoologist. His family didn't start with the Covenant-in fact, they didn't even know that cryptids existed until after they'd settled in Chicago, when there was some sort of an incident involving his great-grandfather, a hungry river hag, and my great-grandparents, Frances and Jonathan Healy. At the end of it, they had a dead river hag and a new a.s.sociate, Arturo Gucciard. He raised his kids knowing about the cryptozoological world, and his kids did the same with theirs, leading us, three generations later, to me and Mike, driving through downtown Manhattan.

"I didn't know this wasn't always what you wanted," I admitted. "What changed?"

"I met Lea. Realized I couldn't trust that other people would always keep her safe-no offense to you or your family, but since you split out of Michigan, it's not like you're exactly the folks next door, you know?"

"No offense taken."

"I wanted to make sure things stayed safe for her, and that meant staying a part of the community. Besides, it turns out that I'm pretty good at monster hunting and cryptid social work. It's hard to fit on a resume. It still keeps the bills paid, and it keeps my wife nice and breathing, which is a priority for me."

"Yeah." I leaned back in my seat, sighing. This seemed like an odd time for a heart-to-heart-Covenant, eminent danger, possible purge-but Manhattan traffic doesn't respect dramatic tension. We'd get there when we got there, and not a minute before. "I want to dance. I mean, it's what I've wanted my whole life. But it's a daylight career, and so much of what we do happens at night. I've missed three compet.i.tions, I've had to stop working as a dance instructor . . . I don't know. I'm just not seeing how I can make both things work at the same time, and if I have to choose one over the other . . ." I stopped.

Mike chose cryptozoology for Lea. I could do the same for Sarah and Ryan and Istas and the mice-all the people that I cared about who didn't fall on the "human" side of the fence. Even my cousin Artie and Uncle Ted, although they had Aunt Jane to make sure nothing came after them. But dance was what I loved. How long would I be able to go without resenting everyone I cared about if I felt like they had forced me to give up the thing that I loved most in the world?

Uncle Mike patted my knee as he pulled into a parking s.p.a.ce that had just opened up on the block across from the Freakshow. He neatly cut off a taxi in the process, and the driver leaned hard on his horn, shouting obscenities that were drowned out by the noise. I smiled a little. Uncle Mike smiled back.

"You'll figure it out, Very," he said, turning off the engine. "You think you're the first one who didn't want to grow up and take over the family business? h.e.l.l, your daddy didn't always want it. He was going to teach history. And my grandpa used to say that your great-grandpa Johnny wanted to be a librarian."

"Great-Grandpa was a librarian," I said.

"That was his daytime job. He never made it out of Buckley, because his real job was in those woods, with your great-grandma. They figured it out. So will you."

I frowned. "Has anyone ever figured out that what they really want to do is walk away and have that daylight job all by itself, forever?"

"No," said Mike. "Come on. Let's go meet your boss."

The dragon from before was no longer in the ticket booth. She had been replaced by a more familiar, less friendly face: Istas, who was sitting calmly behind the gla.s.s, st.i.tching another layer of lace onto the edge of her parasol as she waited for a paying customer to demand her attention. I rapped on the edge of the booth. She lifted her head and frowned, eyes narrowing.

"Why are you on the ground?" she demanded. Her gaze flicked to Uncle Mike, who was standing behind me and trying politely not to loom. He wasn't doing a very good job of it. I'm five-two, and almost any adult male will wind up looming over me if he stands too close. "Who is this man?" Her expression brightened slightly, although the frown remained, which was a neat trick. "Are you being held against your will?"

"No," I said quickly, skipping pleasantries in favor of stopping Istas before she could decide to disembowel my uncle. "Istas, this is Mike Gucciard, a friend, a.s.sociate, and honorary member of my family. Uncle Mike, this is Istas, one of my coworkers."

"It's a pleasure," said Mike, giving Istas a thoughtful look. Istas looked unflinchingly back.

This is Istas: picture a drop-dead gorgeous Inuit girl, about five-six, and roughly an American size sixteen. Now give her a wardrobe entirely based on the concept that one can never have too much lace, too many ribbons, or too many puffy skirts. She's possibly the only waheela in the world devoted to the Gothic Lolita school of fashion, which means she's almost certainly the only waheela in the world who regularly wears her hair in spiral-curled pigtails.

"Waheela?" he asked finally.

"Yes," replied Istas, without batting an eye. "Human?"

Waheela come from the upper reaches of Canada, where they normally spend their days running around in the shape of huge man-eating wolf-bear things, and view dried blood, unspecified muck, and the occasional half-tanned hide as perfectly acceptable wardrobe choices. They aren't very friendly, and no one really gets too upset about that. As members of her species go, Istas is practically a social b.u.t.terfly. There are days when she not only talks to six whole people, she manages not to threaten any of them.

Uncle Mike nodded. "At least that's what my parents tell me."

"We're going to go inside," I said, before the two of them could start comparing family trees. "Is Kitty in her office?"

"I believe so." Istas resumed st.i.tching lace to her parasol. From a predator, that was a serious compliment. She didn't feel the need to watch me while we talked. Insisting on eye contact would have been a lot more worrisome. Sometimes, dealing with cryptids is all about understanding the social cues they don't share with the human race. "She has said that she will be remaining here as much as possible while she prepares for a siege. Angel is at the Costco, buying things."

"That makes sense," I said. "See you."

"Probably," Istas agreed, and kept sewing.

"Come on," I said, and led Mike past the bouncer on the door, into the canvas-draped hallway beyond. He came quietly, looking around as we walked. I felt the sudden urge to start justifying my place of work, explaining how it wasn't as bad as it looked and how really, Kitty's design choices were completely reasonable and understandable. I swallowed it and kept walking. The Freakshow was what it was. If Mike had a problem with that, nothing I said would change it.

We stepped through the last doorway into the main club. Mike stopped, blinking. I followed his gaze to the floor. The lunch rush was over; the people who were left were the truly devoted, the deeply bored, and the ones with no place better to go. A few waitresses circulated, but most of them were cl.u.s.tered near the bar, where Ryan and Daisy were busily setting out the remains of the appetizers they'd over-prepared for the lunch crowd. Marcy was eating a bowl of gravel with whipped cream and what looked like kitty litter on top. Carol was taking mincing bites from a buffalo wing. She'd given several bones to her hair, and the tiny serpents were fighting over them.

"Wow," said Mike, finally. "You know, Very, from what your mother told me, this isn't what I was expecting."

I winced. "It's not?"

"No. This is amazing." He shook his head, turning toward me. "Lea would love this place."

"Well, once New York is no longer being threatened by the Covenant, you'll have to bring her for a visit. I can even let you guys use my staff discount. Come on." I started down the stairs, waving to the crowd at the bar. Most of them waved back, but kept eating. Breaks are rare, precious things in food service; breaks that come with free snacks are only to be surrendered if you have no other choice.

Ryan cast a wary look toward Uncle Mike and raised his voice to call across the music, "Hey, Very. You need anything?"

"That's concerned friend-ese for 'do I need to break this guy's legs for you,'" I said, just loud enough for Uncle Mike to hear me. Louder, I called, "No, I'm good. I'll come back for introductions in a sec. Is Kitty in her office?" A few of the patrons looked our way, and then turned disinterestedly back to their drinks or their perusal of the bored-looking dancers on the main stage. I made a mental note to talk to Kitty about punching up the quality of our midday entertainment.

"I think so," said Ryan, still watching Mike with suspicion.

I decided to cut this off before there could be some kind of "emergency" that caused him to come charging in to Kitty's office while we were trying to explain what I needed from the dragons. I gestured for Mike to follow as I approached the bar. Once I was close enough that I no longer needed to raise my voice, I gestured to Mike, and said, "Ryan, this is my Uncle Mike, who is not with the Covenant, but is here to help me keep us all from getting killed. Also, he made me a pot roast, and stood over me while I ate a sandwich."

"An entire sandwich?" asked Ryan, who knew far too much about my occasionally spotty eating habits.

"Yup." I looked toward Mike. "Uncle Mike, this is Ryan, our bartender and bouncer. He's also Istas' boyfriend, which means he's either insane or preternaturally patient, and he makes a mean c.o.c.ktail."

"We'll have to trade tips some time." Mike extended his hand to Ryan, who took it, too surprised to do anything else. They shook. "Nice establishment you've got here. Now if you'll excuse us, my niece and I have to see a bogeyman about a room."

Carol gave another bone to her hair, which hissed happily and set about stripping off the last shreds of meat. "Your family's coming to town?" she asked. "Are things that serious?"

I realized that all the other waitresses were staring at me-and that none of them were human. I owed them the truth. "Not yet," I said. "Uncle Mike's my only backup so far, because we don't know that I'm going to need any more than that. We just want to talk to Kitty about some tactical issues. I promise, n.o.body's going to start killing anybody else without me giving you a heads-up about things. Okay?"

Carol and the other waitresses looked dubious, but finally she nodded, and the others followed suit. The only ones who didn't look unhappy about the situation were the snakes that made up Carol's hair. They kept stripping the meat off of chicken bones, entirely oblivious to the danger that we were all in.

"Come on, Uncle Mike," I said, and waved to Ryan before grabbing Mike's wrist and pulling him with me toward the door to the staff area. He'd stay if I let him, trying to put everyone at ease and get them all comfortable with the idea of his presence. That was just the kind of guy he was. It was part of what made him so good at his job, and why he and Lea could hold Chicago essentially on their own. The trouble was we didn't have time.

He knew it, too, because he let himself be pulled out of the main club and into the staff area. I was getting pretty tired of making this particular trek. Hopefully, I wouldn't have to do it too many more times. Somehow, I wasn't going to bank on that.

It felt like everyone who worked in the Freakshow was in the building, even the ones who weren't supposed to be on duty for hours. Some of them were carrying backpacks, coolers, and even camping gear. They were settling in for the long haul. I didn't see any dragons, but everyone else seemed to be present, from the near-human to the barely-there. It was like walking through one of George Lucas' fever dreams, only a little more coherent, and a lot less p.r.o.ne to head-tentacles.

"Was that a Pliny's gorgon?" muttered Mike, as we walked toward Kitty's office.

"Yup," I said mildly. "His name's Joe. Don't let him make you coffee." I kept walking. (There are three major subspecies of gorgon. Representatives of two of them worked at the Freakshow. If Kitty ever hired a greater gorgon, she'd be able to declare some form of weird cryptid bingo and win absolutely nothing but the knowledge that she had a lot of venomous people on her staff.) Kitty was sitting at her desk with the door open when we reached her office. She didn't have her darks on, maybe because with this many people around, she would have just been turning them off every five seconds anyway. I knocked on the doorframe. She looked up, and blinked twice-first at the sight of me, and then at the sight of Uncle Mike. Unfamiliar humans weren't exactly what you'd call "common" in the back halls of the Freakshow. "Can I help you with something?" she asked. There was a wary note in her voice, and she didn't stand up. One of her out-of-sight hands was probably on the panic b.u.t.ton, ready to summon security if I looked even a little bit distressed.

Funny as that would have been, I liked all our bouncers too much to pit them against my uncle. "Kitty, this is my Uncle Mike. He's in town to help with the Covenant situation. We need to ask you for a favor."

Kitty blinked again. Then she stood, revealing the bright yellow robe she'd put on over her Super Grover pajamas, and walked to the office door to offer Mike her hand. He took it and shook, not flinching at the strange way her fingers bent. (Bogeymen have extra knuckles, the better to creep you right the h.e.l.l out when they grab your ankles in the dark. It makes shaking hands with them a little bit disturbing, since it feels like you're breaking fingers no matter how many times you adjust your grip.) "Katherine Smith," she said. "You can call me 'Kitty,' everyone else does."

"Michael Gucciard," he responded. "You can call me Mike. Thank you for having me here."

She raised an eyebrow. "I had a choice?"

Mike laughed, reclaiming his hand. "Well, ma'am, technically I suppose you could tell me that my services were not required at this time and follow it up by asking me to get the h.e.l.l out of your city. But that might be a bad idea, given the rest of the situation. I don't think the Covenant of St. George is going to be that easy to get rid of."

"If only," said Kitty. She turned to me. "What's the favor?"

"The Covenant knows where I live," I said, not bothering with prevarication. "I need to move someplace secure, where I won't be endangering anyone else-which means I can't stay here. Can you help me convince Candy to let me rent the old Nest for the duration?"

"What?" Kitty stared at me. "This is your favor? You want me to help you negotiate with a dragon? Are you planning to sell a few kidneys to help finance this little plan?"

"I found them the first male they've seen in centuries. I'm hoping that will keep the interest rates down. As for the rest, that's where you come in. They'll give me a fairer deal if you're sitting in on the negotiations."

Kitty snorted. "Says you. I know bogeymen have a reputation for striking a hard bargain, but there's loan-sharking, and then there's whatever it is the dragons do."

"You employ most of the dragons in the city. If they p.i.s.s you off enough, they don't get paid anymore. Besides which, if the Covenant catches me and starts putting me through information extraction, they might find out where the new Nest is. More importantly, they might find out about William." I bared my teeth in something that bore very little resemblance to a smile. "I think the dragons would really prefer that I not be that easy to catch, don't you?"

"Remind me never to play poker with you," said Kitty. She turned and walked back to her desk, where she hit a b.u.t.ton on her phone. "Daisy? It's Kitty. Can you please find Candy and send her to my office? Verity's here, and we need to talk about something."

"Sure thing, Kitty," said Daisy.

Kitty removed her finger from the phone. "All done," she said. "Now we just have to wait."

We didn't have to wait for long. Invoking my name and the phrase "we need to talk" in the same sentence had obviously been enough to light a fire under Candy, because she came speed walking down the hall toward Kitty's office less than five minutes later. She was wearing street clothes, rather than her waitressing gear: yoga pants, an Old Navy tank top, and a pair of scuffed sneakers that were probably bought off the back of a truck somewhere in the Garment District. Dragons don't believe in spending money on things like brand name clothing. Not when they could be spending money on more important things, like gold.

Not that they need nice clothes to be devastatingly gorgeous. Whatever quirk of evolution decided that dragon females should look like human women really went all-out on their physical design: I've never seen a dragon who didn't look like a super model, although they tend to be a modern size ten to fourteen, which makes them a little less high fashion than they were fifty or five hundred years ago. Since dragons only want to attract human men long enough to empty their wallets, I'm not sure the dragons have noticed-or that they really care. Candy was characteristic for her species, with a curvy figure, long, naturally golden hair, enormous blue eyes, and the sort of roses-and-cream complexion that has launched a thousand cosmetic campaigns.

She was also, judging by the way her belly curved under her tank top, at least two months pregnant. "That's why you've been keeping your corset on all the time lately, isn't it?" I asked, indicating her middle. "You don't want it to interfere with your tips."

Candy glared at me. From her, that was practically a warm welcome. "Who is this?" she demanded, jabbing a finger at Mike. Then she turned her glare on Kitty. "I'm not on duty yet. You have no right to claim my time."

"I started paying you for today as soon as I called for you," Kitty smoothly replied. "And any time you spend talking to Verity is not coming out of your breaks or lunchtime. Talk long enough, you could get paid for hours of doing basically nothing. Don't you think that's worth coming on the clock a little early?"

"Normally, I would love to improve relations with the dragons by helping you get money for nothing and your kicks for free, but I don't have hours to do basically nothing," I said, flashing Kitty a grateful look. "Candy, this is Michael Gucciard, my uncle. He's here from Chicago to help me deal with the Covenant while they're in town. We'd like to get them out of town before anybody gets hurt. I need your help."

Candy eyed me suspiciously. "What kind of help did you have in mind?"

"I want to rent the old Nest."

Whatever answer Candy had been expecting, it wasn't that: her eyes widened, genuine shock showing through before her expression hardened again and she snapped, "Absolutely not. It's out of the question."

"Why?"

"What if the Covenant follows you there? Then what?"

"It's not connected to your new Nest in any way. There's not even a tunnel between the two of them. You're not going to move back there, not with William stuck under the city, and you're not going to find a way to move William while the Covenant is in town. Dominic knows where I live, Candy, and that means that the Covenant knows-I hope he won't tell them, but I can't be sure." I looked at her earnestly. "If you want me to be here to fight the Covenant for you, I need to be sure that they can't just stroll in and take me out. That means I need to be somewhere safe. Secure. Solid. I need the Nest."

"It's ours," she snapped.

"I don't want to buy it. I just want to rent it."

"And you're going to rent it to her, Candy, for a reasonable amount," said Kitty suddenly. We both turned to look at her. "It's a large building, entirely uninhabited-say five thousand a month? Would that be acceptable to the both of you?"

"Well-" I began, doing a quick mental review of my finances. I was supposed to be self-sufficient while I was in New York, but this was the sort of thing where I could get money from my family if I needed it. The only question was how much, and how fast.

"It's fine," said Mike.

I felt a flash of resentment. I should be grateful that he was helping with my plan, but this was my city, and I didn't need him taking over. I forced the resentment down just as quickly as it came. Pride is for people who can afford it.

"Good," said Kitty. "Candy? You're the Nest-mother. Is five thousand a month acceptable?"

Candy glowered. "She can't stay forever," she said.

"Six-month lease with an option to renew if the Covenant is still in town at the end of that period," said Kitty.