Max Part 4

Instead, I pushed and shouldered and kneed these things away and curled up on my left side, keeping my injured wing carefully on top. It hurt like heck, a throbbing, burning pain that reminded me with every beat of my heart that I couldn't fly.

The guards didn't know what to make of this. I guessed they hadn't been programmed to shrug their shoulders or make a "Whatever" face.

They weren't Erasers. They weren't Flyboys. They weren't the increasingly advanced robot soldiers that the diabolical brains-on-a-stick criminal known as the Uber-Director had created.

Heck, I didn't know what they were. Just - killing machines with delicate heads and ankles. Kind of geeky. Machine geeks. Hey! M-Geeks.

Good. Now they had a name, at least in my head.

I was very tired. And I went to sleep.

14.

"I TOLD YOU she was not to be killed!"

The harsh, strongly accented voice filtered into my drowsy ears. The next thing I was aware of was the pain in my wing. It hurt so much that I wanted to cry. Or at least whimper loudly.

"It is not dead," said an M-Geek. I loved that name. "It is... limp."

These things had been given quite the vocab.

"She's b.l.o.o.d.y."

"We shot it to get it out of the sky."

Okay, so it wasn't lilting poetry, but it was leagues ahead of chess-playing computers.

As much fun as it was to listen to them talking about me like I wasn't there, I decided time was a-wasting. I opened my eyes and coughed.

I was on a blanket on a floor. The floor was shifting subtly in a way I immediately recognized: I was on a boat. I got to my feet, trying to keep from shrieking in pain.

Standing before me was an Asian man, a couple inches shorter than me, but then I'm weirdly tall. He was stocky and wore gla.s.ses and the kind of plain, navy Chinese jacket you see in old movies. Thick black hair was brushed back severely from his face.

"Maximum Ride," he said, not holding out his hand. "I am Mr. Chu."

"What do you want, Mr. Chu?" Might as well cut right to the chase.

"I want to explain to you that you must immediately sever your ties to the Coalition to Stop the Madness," the man said, looking intently into my eyes.

That couldn't be all. "And?" I prompted.

"You do not know what they are really up to," he went on. "They are just using you to promote their own agenda."

"They're paying us in doughnuts," I felt compelled to point out.

"I represent a group of very powerful, very wealthy businessmen from around the world," said Mr. Chu.

"Of course you do," I said soothingly, trying to look for an exit without being too obvious.

"We are the only ones who really know what is going on."

"Of course you are."

There was a tiny skylight. Could I - oh. Max no fly. b.u.mmer.

"There is an apocalypse coming," said Mr. Chu, seeming to grow more and more agitated.

"You're not the first person who's told me that."

"It is true! My group will survive the apocalypse. We are the only ones who will not become extinct after the world leaders succeed in their quest to destroy one another."

"Kinda makes you wish you were a world leader yourself, huh," I said sympathetically.

Smack!

My lightning-fast reflexes had let me whip my head to one side as he lunged forward, but he still gave me a good clip on the cheek. Slowly I straightened, feeling my cheek burn, my rage growing.

"You stupid, arrogant girl." He almost spit. "If you and your flock will join our group, then you will not be hunted down and destroyed. We can use you on our team. But if you keep up with the wisecracks and your stupidity, you will soon be eliminated. There will be no room for you in the new world."

"Again, not new information," I snarled, my fists clenched at my side. "The flock and I aren't for sale, Chuey. So all I can say is, Bring it!"

I braced for all of them to leap on me, steel-hard fists adding to Mr. Chu's unconvincing argument. Instead, the man leaned closer. He smelled of cigarettes.

"I am sorry that you and the flock will be dead soon. But my scientists will enjoy taking you apart to find out what makes you tick."

"If your scientists take me apart," I said solemnly, "clearly, I won't be ticking anymore."

Mr. Chu was practically steaming with anger, but he stuck to his script. "You may think I am dreaming, but I am not. What I say is true. It is as real as the pain in your wing and on your face. And speaking of pain, Maximum... you should know that we are experts in the art of persuasion."

"Pain fades," I said slowly. "But being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?"

The last thing I remember is Mr. Chu's face blazing with fury.

15.

I AM A BONA FIDE, kick-b.u.t.t warrior, so it was pretty humiliating to be shoved out of a fast-moving car about half a mile from the safe house. I landed on my hurt wing, of course, of course, and winced as I rolled to a crumpled stop. and winced as I rolled to a crumpled stop.

My hands were bound behind my back. I got to my knees as soon as I could, then to my feet, feeling shaky and ill. My wing was streaked with clotted blood. I was light-headed and starving. My face hurt, and my cheek was swollen and warm.

The flock and I all have an acute, innate sense of direction, so after a minute I turned and started trotting east. Once I reached the safe house, I headed for the back door, which was locked, of course, of course, because I had gone out through a second-story window hours before. My plan to be all sneaky so that no one would notice I was missing had been blown to heck. Sighing, I turned around and headed for the front door. because I had gone out through a second-story window hours before. My plan to be all sneaky so that no one would notice I was missing had been blown to heck. Sighing, I turned around and headed for the front door.

This whole sucky episode ended with my having to actually ring the doorbell ring the doorbell at the front of the house with my shoulder. Total even barked like a real dog. A curtain twitched, and then my mom opened the door, her brown eyes wide. at the front of the house with my shoulder. Total even barked like a real dog. A curtain twitched, and then my mom opened the door, her brown eyes wide.

My mom is a veterinarian, an animal doctor, so let's all put our hands together for the irony there. She patched my wing while she and Jeb tried unsuccessfully to find out what had happened. I wanted to mull things over for a while, maybe do some research on the Chu-ster, so I just mumbled something about getting hit by a stray bullet in a freak accident.

"You shouldn't fly for at least a week," my mom said firmly.

I instantly interpreted that to mean three days.

"And I really mean a week," she went on, looking stern. "Not three days."

She was getting to know me.

Later that day, the CSM moved us to another house, this time in the Yucatan, which is a jungley part of Mexico. There weren't as many people there, and the air was much more breathable, with less texture.

But what did the air quality matter, anyway? I couldn't fly.

Me being unable to fly is not only my worst nightmare, but everyone else's too, because I turn into such a cranky witch. By the afternoon of the first day, the flock was staying out of my way. They went out and did flocklike things. Total was practicing his takeoffs and landings, both of which he still sucked at.

I warned them to be careful, to be on guard, not to stay out too long. They were fine. Had no problems. Did not get shot at. Did not get kidnapped and taken to see a short, angry Asian man.

I stayed home and was forced to heal.

"Jeb," I said, speaking to him voluntarily for the first time in ages. He smiled and raised his eyebrows at me. "Have you ever heard of a Mr. Chu?"

The blood seemed to drain from his face, and I saw him struggle to keep a calm expression. "No," he said slowly, shaking his head. "Can't say that I have. Where did you hear that name?"

I shrugged and walked away. He'd given me all the answer I needed.

Later I watched my flock fly away without me, off to have loads of bird-kid fun.

"Max."

"What?" I snarled, turning from the window.

My mom stood there. I felt a little bad about snarling.

"Come on. I'm going to show you how to make Puchero Yucateco." She gently pulled me away from the window.

Please don't let this be a craft, I prayed silently. I prayed silently. If she pulls out yarn, I'll - If she pulls out yarn, I'll - As it turns out, Puchero Yucateco is a stew made with three kinds of meat.

Me, my mom, and Ella spent all afternoon in the kitchen, chopping up things, stirring, mixing. My mom showed us how to tell when onions had cooked enough to be sweet, and how to tell when meat was done (usually I just try to wait for it to stop moving). We cut up habanero peppers, and despite all her warnings, I managed to brush my finger against my nose, so my nose burned and ran, and my eyes watered, and I staggered around the kitchen going "Uh, uh, uh!" while Ella collapsed with laughter.

Typical family stuff. With a nonflock family.

"Huh - why is Max in the kitchen?" Gazzy asked as he walked in. His face was flushed, hair permanently tousled from the wind. Clearly he'd been having a glorious, exhilarating time, coasting high above the world. And wasn't that special special for him. for him.

"We're cooking," said my mom.

"She's just keeping you company, right?" he asked nervously as my eyes narrowed. Nudge, Fang, Iggy, Angel, and Total all crammed into the kitchen and stared at the wooden spoon in my hand.

"No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking."

Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock.

"Cooking... food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmur something about ordering a pizza.

"Yes, I'm cooking food, and it's great, and you're going to eat it, you twerps!" I snapped.

And that was how I spent my three days of forced rest. The flock saw all the Mayan wonders of the Yucatan, and I learned how to cook something besides cold cereal.

So there was much amazement all around.

But my wing healed, and soon it was time to leave. I was thinking of maybe going to South America.

But the flock had different ideas. While I was healing, they'd taken a vote.

They wanted to try Jeb's Day and Night School.

16.

"WE STILL HAVE NO SIGHTINGS of the girl Maximum Ride," reported one scout.

The team leader glanced up from the radar images on his desk. "What about the others?"

"We've been tracking them for three days," his subordinate confirmed. "We've triangulated their origination point to within a half mile."

The team leader looked up, but his frown was lost on the combat robot, who hadn't been upgraded to recognize emotion.

"What's the fastest they were clocked at?" he asked.

"The large dark one can achieve speeds of more than two hundred fifty miles per hour," said the scout. "When they are aiming downward, they have been recorded at more than three hundred fifty miles per hour."

The team leader nodded, wondering why the upgrade also apparently hadn't been programmed to use metric. He sighed. The history of these genetic mistakes was a litany of embarra.s.sing failures. Even Itexicon - with its ma.s.sive, global resources, the years of research, the trillions of dollars spent - had ended up a shattered sh.e.l.l, unable to stop six children. And the Erasers! People were still making jokes about them.

When he'd first heard about the Erasers, he'd thought they were simply an amusing experiment. Despite their speed, relative intelligence, and overwhelming bloodl.u.s.t, they'd proved quite ineffective. So they'd decided to dispense with the biological base and went to robots covered with flesh - inexplicably designed to look like Erasers. Then they'd made Flyboys - basically, Erasers with wings. All of which the mutant kids had already defeated.

Since then, it had been basically the same old, same old - one generation of enhanced individual tracking and killing machines after the next. Given all kinds of fancy names, tweaked this way and that. None of them seemed up to the task.

The team leader was truly surprised that Devin had failed. Truly, truly surprised. Devin had never failed at a job for as long as the team leader had known him. He'd lost a hundred dollars on that bet.