Little Pink Slips Part 36

"Miss Gold, given your distaste for Miss Blake's idea," he articulated loudly, as if he were trying to communicate with a mute, "is it not fair to say that you may have undermined Miss Blake in her best efforts to publish her magazine?" Montgomery p.r.o.nounced "undermined" as if it were in boldface.

"No!" Magnolia said, more emotionally than she intended. "I was always professional."

"Did you resent that you had to take direction from Bebe Blake?"

he asked with forced casualness.

Do you resent that you are an ugly little man with hair sprouting from your ears, Magnolia wanted to ask back. Do you resent that ninety-nine women out of a hundred would rather clean a toilet than sleep with you?

"Miss Gold, answer Mr. Montgomery's question," the judge demanded. "Yes," she said, a nasty bile rising in her throat.

"Thank you, Miss Gold," he said. "That will be all."

Magnolia wanted to let out a primal scream. She turned to the judge with a pleading look.

"Miss Gold, you may return to your seat."

She walked back, willing herself to stand straight and tall. How dare he? Without her sweat equity, Bebe never would have happened. Magnolia sat on the hard bench. Natalie took her hand and stroked it.

She wished the stroking were coming from Cameron, but she hadn't seen him anywhere in the courtroom.

"Relax, Cookie," Natalie said. "That ambulance-chasing jacka.s.s isn't worth getting worked up about. Anyway, you look gorgeous when you're p.i.s.sed. That's all anyone will remember." From a black patent Gucci bag large enough to carry a c.o.c.ker spaniel, she pulled out a tis sue which she handed to Magnolia, who flicked away a tear.

"The court calls Bebe Blake," Magnolia heard the words from a far-off place. Bebe marched to the witness stand for her swearing-in.

"Finally!" Bebe said, straightening her hat.

"May I remind you that you will speak only when called on," the judge said.

"Sorry, Your Honor," Bebe said. Scary's attorneys started in on her, and Bebe was thoroughly engaging-even when the gun cover was shown, bigger than life, like an advertis.e.m.e.nt for mental illness.

Magnolia wondered if the attorneys would try to nail her as a s.e.xual deviant, but it appeared that they were steering clear of that line of questioning.

"Before a business trip, did you have one of the Bebe a.s.sistants show you Polaroids of hotel suites so you would pick the best one?"

the attorney asked.

"Yes, doesn't everyone?" she answered. The courtroom laughed.

"At the Bebe sales conference in Palm Beach, is it true that you had a silver Corvette driven all the way from Atlanta and that when you didn't like it, you had the same automobile brought in from Sarasota in red?"

"I don't recall," Bebe said with a big grin. At one o'clock, after Bebe had much of the courtroom chuckling along with her, the court officer announced a lunch break.

"Want to grab a bite?" Natalie said.

"I'm fried," Magnolia said. "Going to head uptown and work." She hadn't written so much as a sentence of her Voyeur proposal in more than a week.

"Work?" Natalie said.

Natalie would be the last person she'd tell about her Fancy meeting.

"Oh, you know, letters, basic drudgery," Magnolia said. "Have to beat the bushes."

She walked to the checkroom to retrieve her phone and put on her Chanel sample sale raincoat, which she was wearing for the first time that day. Outside, she caught her reflection in the gla.s.s front of a restaurant she pa.s.sed on the way to the subway. This coat makes me look like a heifer, she decided. Tomorrow, I'll ship it to Mom.

Magnolia played back her messages. There were two-the first from Wally; the second, Cameron. An empty cab pa.s.sed, its yellow light a taunting reminder not to splurge on a $25 fare.

She dialed Cam's number. He was back in California, his message had said, but all he shared was that negotiations on his book had got complicated. He didn't answer his telephone.

"It's the person who's probably just handed Bebe a two-hundred million-dollar victory," she said in her message. "Call if you want to make fun of me."

She pressed the b.u.t.tons on her phone for Wally, who was now on speed dial. "Mr. Fleigelman, please?" she said to his a.s.sistant. "It's Magnolia Gold."

Wally got on the line right away. "Hi, gorgeous," he said. "In the mood for news?"

"Only if it's good," she said.

"Well, in that case . . ." Wally said solemnly.

"Oh-h-h," Magnolia groaned. "No!"

"Just kidding," he said and laughed loudly. "Listen to this." He paused for dramatic effect. "Scary is offering two years' salary."

"Wally!" Magnolia said. "That's amazing. Beyond amazing! Tell me everything!" She was screaming so loudly, people were turning to stare.

"They came around yesterday," he said. "Turns out, you weren't the first woman to charge s.e.xual hara.s.sment. Your Mr. Flanagan had a history." Wally switched to his serious lawyer voice. "Employers are liable for s.e.xual hara.s.sment of employees by their managers and Scarborough had done nothing to reprimand Jock, despite numerous complaints."

"d.i.c.kheads," she said.

"You're right on that one. And the Scary d.i.c.kheads are not too pleased with their boy now that the world knows he cooks the books and, you'll pardon my French, he's basically accused the whole indus try of being a lying sack of s.h.i.t," he said. "But back to you. At first Scary was only going to come through with one year of salary. Then I let them know you were planning to sue."

"I was?"

"You were."

"I am one b.a.l.l.sy chick, aren't I, Wally?"

"I'm afraid I'm not done yet, Mags," Wally said. "There's a bit more to it."

It had sounded too good to be true, Magnolia thought.

"I let Jock's attorney know you were planning to sue Jock person ally, which-by the way-is perfectly legal. And, an hour ago, the d.a.m.nedest thing happened. The attorney found $200,000 for you.

Funny how that happens. Guess Mr. Flanagan sold a painting."

Magnolia gasped.

"You there, Mags?" Wally shouted. "I've got to know if these terms sound acceptable, or you want to go back for more." There was only breathing from Magnolia's end of the phone. "Magnolia?"

"I'm here, Wally, talking to you from euphoria," she said. "Magno lia Gold accepts-with pleasure."

Chapter 4 2.

Fired, Finished, Decapitated.

"I missed you." "I missed you, too."

After two weeks in Italy and one in Paris, Abbey had returned.

Daniel wouldn't be visiting for several more weeks, and Magnolia was just slightly ashamed of being elated to have the new Madame Cohen all to herself. "I can't figure out what's changed about you," she said as they began their early morning run. A moisturizer sold only in Europe? A subtly different hair color? "Your face looks softer," she decided. "Is this what happiness looks like?"

"This is what five pounds looks like," Abbey said, puffing her cheeks and patting her tummy, which-to Magnolia-looked as con cave as ever. "And at my height, my five is your ten. Great food, great winethat was my honeymoon. Well, not quite." She paused, appar ently to recollect a moment she didn't care to share.

As they ran, Abbey reviewed every four-star restaurant they vis ited. "And by the way, forget the hype-the real reason French women don't get fat is that they smoke." She stopped as they finished their second loop. "But enough about me. Your settlement! You must be crazy happy." They walked briskly toward their coffee shop. "Oh, I am," Magnolia said. But she considered herself an ingrate not to be radiating ostenta tious glee. "Wally's a prince, and my financial adviser-I have one now, can you believe it?-put almost all the money in something she insists I don't touch for years. Except for the pittance I plan to live off, I'm pretending my windfall doesn't exist. This is what good Fargo girls do-h.o.a.rd."

"Come on," Abbey said. "Indulge yourself. At least a little bauble?" Their regular waiter appeared as they grabbed the prime corner booth. "Just tea for me this morning, nothing to eat," Abbey said as the waiter welcomed them back.

"The usual, please," Magnolia said, then turned back to Abbey. "I wrote checks to ten charities, and I'm sending my parents on a cruise of the Greek islands."

Abbey raised her eyebrows. "That's n.o.ble, but what about you?"

"I'm replacing my kitchen countertops." Magnolia brushed poppy seeds from her bagel into a tiny black pyramid. "What do you think of white marble? Not practical, huh?"

"Magnolia?" Abbey sounded dubious.

"Truth? I'm too agitated to spend a cent," she said, staring at the table. "My inner bag lady is shouting, 'Watch out-you'll never work again.' I'm beginning to feel this firing is The End."

"C'mon-it may take a while to find a dream job-you told me that yourself," Abbey said. "At least plan a trip while you're waiting. You can use Daniel's apartment in Paris." She stopped herself. "Our apartment."

"I don't feel like traveling alone," she snapped and immediately regretted it. Throwing guilt bombs at Abbey hadn't been her plan.

"Forget I said that. I couldn't go anywhere even if I wanted to-still polishing my Fancy proposal."

"You were working on that before I left."

"Every time I think I'm finished I start over. Maybe I have a learn ing disability."

"Clinical ambivalence," Abbey said and gently poked Magnolia's arm. "Do you even want that job?" "I'm not sure there even is a job," she said. "Fancy might just be picking my brains." Magnolia put her hand in the pocket of her windbreaker and pulled out a $10 bill, which she laid on the table.

"This one's on me. Welcome back. Movie tonight?"

"Whatever you want to see," Abbey said. They stood up and lay ered on their scarves, gloves, and hats. The calendar read April, but it still felt like the winter of Magnolia's discontent.

She walked west, toward her apartment. While Abbey had been away they'd e-mailed every few days, so Abbey was up to speed about the trial and the sale of Cam's book, though not its plot, and definitely not the kiss. What else was there to tell, really? That she and Cam had each made a move but ultimately retreated to their pa.s.sion-free com fort zones? True, they'd been talking, e-mailing, and IM-ing since he'd returned to Los Angeles for more meetings. Yet in every way there was a continent between them.

Now Cam wanted her to visit. She'd been telling him she couldn't leave town because of her Voyeur proposal. Magnolia knew she was a freeze-dried liar.

"You'd love running on the beach," he'd said last night. His pub lisher, or maybe it was his agent-Cam was vague on this point-was putting him up at the Shutters in Santa Monica, and his room had a view of the Pacific. He hadn't exactly said that he wanted her to share that room, however, and Magnolia felt uncomfortable asking.

Maybe Abbey was right, though. She should get out of town. What would be the worst that might happen? She and Cam would laugh at the absurdity of thinking they could hook up, then buy a movie star map, rent a red convertible, and prowl the city.

Every trip she'd ever made to L.A. had been in tandem with a pub lisher for the sole purpose of selling ads. Magnolia a.s.sociated the city with predawn wake-up calls, six meetings per day, and ten P.M.

exhaustion. As pure R&R, it might be different. She and Cam could gorge on overpriced sushi, go to comedy showcases, and visit the wineries in Santa Barbara. When Cam was busy, she'd dress in aggres sively casual left coast clothes and get some practically iridescent highlights or do a Pilates cla.s.s and rub shoulders with celebrities she'd been scrutinizing ad nauseam on television and in magazines.

Maybe she'd even discreetly check out plastic surgeons; by L.A. stan dards, surely thirty-eight was past the legal limit to be walking around with a face and body that hadn't been reengineered. On the weekend, the two of them could stop by that enormous swap meet at the Rose Bowl or wind their way up the coast, stay in Big Sur, and end in Napa, where they'd drink even more wine.

It could be chummy-or better than chummy-and at the very least shake her out of the New York blahs. Anyone could get cranky living through a damp Manhattan winter. She always felt far more shivery here than in the arctic desert of North Dakota.

By the time Magnolia arrived at her apartment, she'd decided to call Cam and announce her plans to take the trip. She looked at her watch. Five o'clock in the morning in California. Better wait. She left her running clothes in a heap on her bathroom floor and hopped in the shower. In the steam, she let herself imagine a second kiss with Cam. And more. Much more. She heard the phone ring. As the fan tasy flowed into every tributary of her unloved body, she let it ring and ring.

After drying herself with a towel she'd warmed on the radiator, Magnolia found her most extravagant lotion-no Vaseline Intensive Care today-and lovingly ma.s.saged it into her skin, inch by inch. She stood in front of the opened armoire and reached for a variation on her ongoing work uniform-flannel pajama bottoms and a baggy T-shirt. No thanks, she decided. From a drawer, Magnolia unearthed some excellent underwear and pale blue cashmere sweatpants with a matching hoodie. The unworn set was still wrapped in tissue paper from last Christmas and felt like kitten fur against her newly silken skin. Her fantasy intact, she logged on to her computer and, using miles to upgrade to first cla.s.s, made an airline reservation for two days later. Within ten more minutes, she'd booked a car to take her to the airport and arranged for Biggie and Lola to be kenneled.

Magnolia felt better already.

Yet it was still too early to call Cam. She decided to e-mail. "In the mood for sushi after all. See you Thursday at LAX," she wrote. "I've missed you," she added and immediately subst.i.tuted the sentiment with "Talk later. M."

Magnolia thought through what else she'd need to do before she left. A haircut and root job, definitely. Maybe someone would already be at Frederic Fekkai and be able to book an appointment. She got to her phone and noticed she had a message that must have arrived when she was showering. "Turn on your TV p.r.o.nto, Magnolia,"

Natalie's recorded voice said. "The verdict's in. Call me. ASAP."

Magnolia ran to her TV. She'd missed the last round of news, so she checked online. There were no postings she could locate. She returned to channel surf.

Throughout the trial, Judge Tannenbaum made no secret that she had bigger legal fish to fry and that the plaintiffs, defendants, and all their lawyers were wasting her precious time. "This trial never should have happened, and these two are just a pair of playground bullies,"

she'd carped about Jock and Bebe, "but there's no client like a rich, angry one." Nonetheless, everyone Magnolia knew was betting that Bebe would clean up-big. As she continued to flip channels, Magno lia started pacing as if she were waiting to see whether a pregnancy test would turn blue.

". . . and the victor in the infamous trial between talk show person ality Bebe Blake and Scarborough Magazines, the publisher of her eponymous magazine, Bebe, is . . ."

Why did she care? Strictly speaking, was she even in the magazine industry anymore?

". . . absolutely no one," the newscaster said. "That's right, folks.

Judge Margaret Ruth Tannenbaum of the Supreme Court of the State of New York has essentially said a pox on both your houses."

The screen flashed to footage of the judge. "There is no proof that Bebe magazine would ever have made a dime," the judge lectured, "so neither side deserves monetary damages."

"In further comments," the reporter continued, "Judge Tannenbaum stressed that she thought it was 'a crime that Lady magazine was sacrificed to a narcissistic celebrity so she could be the hood orna ment for a pointless magazine.' Both the judge and her mother had been longtime Lady subscribers. 'I miss their recipes,' said the judge, who is widely known for her home-baked biscotti, 'and the article on pet psoriasis saved my Max from considerable heartbreak.' "

Magnolia switched to other channels, searching for more coverage.

Bebe popped up.