Krindlesyke Part 1

Krindlesyke.

by Wilfrid Wilson Gibson.

NOTE

On the occasion of an obscure dramatic presentation, an early and rudimentary draft of Book I. was published in 1910. It has since been entirely re-written. Book II., written 1919-22, has not been printed hitherto. Though the work was not conceived with a view to stage-production, the author reserves the acting rights.

It may be added that, while "Krindlesyke" is not in dialect, it has been flavoured with a sprinkling of local words; but as these are, for the most part, words expressive of emotion, rather than words conveying information, the sense of them should be easily gathered even by the south-country reader.

W. G.

PRELUDE

Four bleak stone walls, an eaveless, bleak stone roof, Like a squared block of native crag, it stands, Hunched, on skirlnaked, windy fells, aloof: Yet, was it built by patient human hands: Hands, that have long been dust, chiselled each stone, And bedded it secure; and from the square Squat chimneystack, hither and thither blown, The reek of human fires still floats in air, And perishes, as life on life burns through.

Squareset and stark to every blast that blows, It bears the brunt of time, withstands anew Wildfires of tempest and league-scouring snows, Dour and unshaken by any mortal doom, Timeless, unstirred by any mortal dream: And ghosts of reivers gather in the gloom About it, muttering, when the lych-owls scream.

BOOK I

PHBE BARRASFORD

_Krindlesyke is a remote shepherd's cottage on the Northumbrian fells, at least three miles from any other habitation. It consists of two rooms, a but and a ben. EZRA BARRASFORD, an old herd, blind and decrepit, sits in an armchair in the but, or living-room, near the open door, on a mild afternoon in April. ELIZA BARRASFORD, his wife, is busy, making griddle-cakes over the peat fire._

ELIZA (_glancing at the wag-at-the-wa'_): It's hard on three o'clock, and they'll be home Before so very long now.

EZRA: Eh, what's that?

ELIZA: You're growing duller every day. I said They'd soon be home now.

EZRA: They? And who be they?

ELIZA: My faith, you've got a memory like a milk-sile!

You've not forgotten Jim's away to wed?

You're not that dull.

EZRA: We cannot all be needles: And some folk's tongues are sharper than their wits.

Yet, till thon spirt of hot tar blinded me, No chap was cuter in all the countryside, Or better at a bargain; and it took A nimble tongue to bandy words with mine.

You'd got to be up betimes to get round Ezra: And none was a shrewder judge of ewes, or women.

My wits just failed me once, the day I married: But, you're an early riser, and your tongue Is always up before you, and with an edge, Unblunted by the dewfall, and as busy As a scythe in the gra.s.s at Lammas. So Jim's away To wed, is he, the limb? I thought he'd gone For swedes; though now, I mind some babblement About a wedding: but, nowadays, words tumble Through my old head like turnips through a slicer; And naught I ken who the bowdykite's to wed-- Some bletherskite he's picked up in a ditch, Some fond fligary flirtigig, clarty-fine, Who'll turn a slattern-shrew and a cap-river Within a week, if I ken aught of Jim.

Unless ... Nay, sure, 'twas Judith Ellershaw.

ELIZA: No, no; you're dull, indeed. It's Phbe Martin.

EZRA: Who's Phbe Martin? I ken naught of her.

ELIZA: And I, but little.

EZRA: Some trapsing tatterwallops, I'll warrant. Well, these days, the lads are like The young c.o.c.kgrouse, who doesn't consult his dad Before he mates. In my--yet, come to think, I didn't say overmuch. My dad and mammy Scarce kenned her name when I sprung my bride on them; Just loosed on them a gisseypig out of a poke They'd heard no squeak of. They'd to thole my choice, Lump it or like it. I'd the upper hand then: And well they kenned their master. No tawse to chide, Nor ap.r.o.n-strings to hold young Ezra then: His turn had come; and he was c.o.c.k of the midden, And no braw c.o.c.kerel's hustled him from it yet, For all their crowing. The blind old bird's still game.

They've never had his spirit, the young cheepers, Not one; and Jim's the lave of the clutch; and he Will never lord it at Krindlesyke till I'm straked.

But this what's-her-name the gaby's bringing ...

ELIZA: Phbe.

EZRA: A posical name; I never heard the like.

She'll be a flighty f.a.ggit, mark my words.

ELIZA: She's only been here once before; and now She'll be here all the time. I'll find it strange With another woman in the house. Needs must Get used to it. Your mother found it strange, Likely ... It's my turn now, and long in coming.

Perhaps, that makes it harder. I've got set Like a vane, when the wind's blown east so long, it's clogged With dust, and cannot whisk with the chopping breeze.

'Twill need a wrench to shift my bent; for change Comes sore and difficult at my time of life.

EZRA: Ay, you may find your nose put out of joint, If she's a spirited wench.

ELIZA: Due east it's blown Since your mother died. She barely outlived my coming; And never saw a grandchild. I wonder ... Yet, I spared her all I could. Ay, that was it: She couldn't abide to watch me trying to spare her, Another woman doing her work, finoodling At jobs she'd do so smartly, tidying her hearth, Using her oven, washing her cups and saucers, Scouring her tables, redding up her rooms, Handling her treasures, and wearing out her gear.

And now, another, wringing out my dishclout, And going about my jobs in her own fashion; Turning my household, likely, howthery-towthery, While I sit mum. But it takes forty years'

Steady east wind to teach some folk; and then They're overdried to profit by their learning.

And so, without a complaint, and keeping her secrets, Your mother died with patient, quizzical eyes, Half-pitying, fixed on mine; and dying, left Krindlesyke and its gear to its new mistress.

EZRA: A woman, she was. You've never had her hand At farls and bannocks; and her singing-hinnies Fair melted in the mouth--not sad and soggy As yours are like to be. She'd no habnab And hitty-missy ways; and she'd turn to, At shearing-time, and clip with any man.

She never spared herself.

ELIZA: And died at forty, As white and worn as an old table-cloth, Darned, washed, and ironed to a shred of cobweb, Past mending; while your father was sixty-nine Before he could finish himself, soak as he might.

EZRA: Don't you abuse my father. A man, he was-- No fonder of his gla.s.s than a man should be.

Few like him now: I've not his guts, and Jim's Just a lamb's head, gets half-c.o.c.ked on a thimble, And mortal, swilling an eggcupful; a gill Would send him randy, reeling to the gallows.

Dad was the boy! Got through three bottles a day, And never turned a hair, when his own master, Before we'd to quit Rawridge, because the dandy Had put himself outside of all his money-- Teeming it down his throat in liquid gold, Swallowing stock and plenishing, gear and graith.

A bull-trout's gape and a salamander thrapple-- A man, and no mistake!

ELIZA: A man; and so, She died; and since your mother was carried out, Hardly a woman's crossed the threshold, and none Has slept the night at Krindlesyke. Forty-year, With none but men! They've kept me at it; and now Jim's bride's to take the work from my hands, and do Things over that I've done over for forty-year, Since I took them from your mother--things some woman's Been doing at Krindlesyke since the first bride Came home.

EZRA: Three hundred years since the first herd Cut peats for that hearth's kindling. Set alow, Once and for all, it's seen a wheen lives burn Black-out: and when we, too, lie in the house That never knew housewarming, 'twill be glowing.

Ay! and some woman's tongue's been going it, Like a wag-at-the-wa', in this steading, three hundred years, Tick-tocking the same things over.

ELIZA: Dare say, we'll manage: A decent la.s.s--though something in her eye, I couldn't quite make out. Hardly Jim's sort ...

But, who can ever tell why women marry?

And Jim ...

EZRA: Takes after me: and wenches buzz Round a handsome lad, as wasps about a bunghole.

ELIZA: Though now they only see skin-deep, those eyes Will search the marrow. Jim will have his hands full, Unless she's used to menfolk and their ways, And past the minding. She'd the quietness That's a kind of pride, and yet, not haughty--held Her head like a young blood-mare, that's mettlesome Without a touch of vice. She'll gan her gait Through this world, and the next. The bit in her teeth, There'll be no holding her, though Jim may tug The snaffle, till he's tewed. I've kenned that look In women's eyes, and mares', though, with a difference.

And Jim--yet she seemed fond enough of Jim: His daffing's likely fresh to her, though his jokes Are last week's b.u.t.ter. Last week's! For forty-year I've tholed them, all twice-borrowed, from dad and granddad, And rank, when I came to Krindlesyke, to find Life, the same jobs and same jests over and over.

EZRA: A notion, that, to hatch, full-fledged and crowing!