The Harem King 31 Chapter 31

Then i banished the unwanted thoughts completely after i felt an eerie feeling crawl down my skin. HAHAHA!

"Is that you, master?" i asked but no one answered. Typical. HAHAHA!

Then let me get this party going. The luminescent facade that hid my body disappeared from view to completely reveal my form to anyone who has eyes on their heads. HAHAHA!

"Halt!"

"Ten bronze coins to enter!" an armored soldier barred my path into the city.

My eyes scanned the barricade and i saw the tall imposing walls that hindered my path towards further progress inside.

"I don't understand what you're saying? What was that?" I said after the moron asked me with some language that hadn't been written yet.

Or at least wasn't recorded on the list of the available known languages I brought up with me.

"Computer, a.n.a.lyze the language and…"

"SPY!"

"SLASH!" and that was when all h.e.l.l broke loose. HAHAHA! The soldier brandished his long sword and took a swipe at me.

I would have been certainly decapitated if not for the clear translucent barrier that enclosed my body inside its safe haven.

"Wait up! Wait! This is only just a mere misunderstanding! We don't have to…" I started to reason out.

"Arrows!" but the big guy shouted some gibberish.

It was after a few breaths that the moonlit lands turned even darker with the shadows casted upon the multiples fast projectiles that were aiming down my head.

Tap Tap Tap! But same as the last. All were proven ineffective against my handy battle suit. Try harder fools! HAHAHA! I laughed at my unseen a.s.sailants inside.

"A cultivator?! Call the City Lord! Quickly!" they roared the same trash talks and did not stop raining arrows on my good self.

"Hmmm. Am I that ugly enough to be hated on sight?" I lamented within.

"Language completely a.n.a.lyzed...

Adding the data to the list of known languages in the library…"

the voice clearly registered in my ears which gave me at least a modic.u.m of breathing s.p.a.ce from all this debacle caused by a simple misunderstanding.

If I had known this to happen, then I would have brought a translator with me. At least that moronic can will be eating this rain of arrows for me. HAHAHA!

"I come in peace! Let me talk to your…" and my voice stopped at that last word before I felt the world turned upside down a couple of times until it stabilized after a few tumbles here and there.

f.u.c.k!

What the h.e.l.l just happened?!

I wanted to speak but deemed my efforts wasted. I could not even breath much more move my jaw and make words from nothing. HAHAHA!

My last vision was that of a 28-year-old body standing with tight jeans and fitting white t shirt with great abs plastered clearly on the surface of the upper garment.

"Is that me? Where's my shades and cool black cap?" a hollow question echoed at the back of my mind but none returned to answer me back to clarify things up. HAHAHA!

"But I'm right he…" I added in observation but simply couldn't finish up the words. These were my last thoughts before everything went dark. One and O in favor of the home team. HAHAHA!